My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Aladdin's "Prince Ali")

Sung by Rarity and a crowd of really annoyed ponies

One of Rarity's most famous incidents in Ponyville was her complete and utter meltdown at the Grand Galloping Gala, having had to put up with a pompous jerk known only among the Canterlot Nobles as Prince Blueblood. She has never forgotten him, as much as she'd like to try...

Make way for Prince Blueblood
Say hey! It's Prince Blueblood

Heavens! Clear the way to the local spa
Hey you! Let me through! This has gone too far!
Dear me!
Never thought I'd meet somepony so rude!

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna hate this dude!

Prince Blueblood! An arrogant dud
From Canterlot City
The worthless speck, demands respect
"Down on one knee"!
I try my best to stay calm
And not sling mud from Applejack's farm
And get arrested for assaulting royalty

Prince Blueblood!
As worthless as mud!
From Canterlot Castle
About as thick as 10 short planks, really not good!
He faced the complaining hordes
Calling for his head on a sword
Who promoted this wretch to a lord?
This Prince Blueblood

He's once proposed a ban on all nightclubs (DJ-Pon3 was hacked off, you know)
And insulted AJ's apple trees (what does HE know about farming?)
He spent taxes on a golden bathtub...
It's an absolute state!
I'd rather not wait, to just end his upper class twit spree

Prince Blueblood! Brain made of wood
From Canterlot's finest
What a jerk! Who never works
Sweat, tears or blood!
Well, get on out in that square
Ready the fruit and prepare
Aim for where it hurts! Right "there" at Prince Blueblood!

He once built his own private Jacuzzi
(Octavia was inconsolable for a week)
By demolishing a concert hall
(He's arrogant, so arrogant)
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies
(Their fees are way too thin)
They hate working for him
Serving his every whim
They have no sense of loyalty
To Blueblood! Prince Blueblood!

Prince Blueblood! Skull like a nut!
From Canterlot's centre
Compared with the princesses he's plainly no good!
And that, good townsfolk, is why he should fall in a grease pit and die
He's got a long rap sheet, complaints galore
With his scandals and rudeness
Disgraces and more
With his moronic politics, his sheer greed
Angry mobs like a flood
Go away, Prince Blueblood!