(Note: Sung to the tune of Sleeping Beauty's "Once Upon A Dream")

Sung by Princess Luna

As Princess of the Night, one of Princess Luna's duties is to gaze into the reams of both foals and ponies alike, keeping their sleep away from nightmares and offering guidance to lost souls in their dreams.

She does this by physically entering the dreams and shaping them as she desires, if she senses fitful sleep and torment.

But of course, not every dream she has entered is a nightmare. Sometimes they're just REALLY surreal.

I’ll tell you
I hath come upon the oddest dreams
I know you
Will laugh as I spin a tale of mares and whipped cream
You see it's true
She dreamed of drowning in frosting green
So I chased away the great creamy spray
I told Mrs. Cake
Her cakes were still great within the dream

In the oddest time
A filly dreams of trouble
And make it double
Princess of the Night
Patrols the realm of dreaming
Forever gleaming
In the oddest time
In the oddest night
In the oddest wish
In the oddest dream

I’ll tell you
About another surreal night
There she was
Skateboarding on Discord’s head straight into the light
I know technically
This vision was more than what it seems
Then she pulled a flip
No flaws and no slip
I don’t think I’ll pry
It’s just Pinkie Pie’s most oddest dream

In the oddest time
A stallion dreams of romance
Yet having no chance
Princess of the Night
Knows dreams are their reality
Keep poised regality
In the oddest time
In the oddest night
In the oddest wish
In the oddest dream

Yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah

Princess of the Night
Patrols the realm of dreaming
Forever gleaming

In the oddest time
In the oddest night
In the oddest wish
In the oddest dream

(In the oddest time)
(In the oddest night)
(In the oddest wish)

In the oddest dream
(Oddest dream)
In the oddest dream
(Oddest dream)
In the oddest dream

Author's Note

As requested by The Princess Rarity.

BTW, this is the Emily Osment version of the song. More lyrics, you see.