Ships and Boats, But Mostly Ships - Collab

"Now, Applejack, Darling, stand still!" Rarity said as she tugged on the dress to make it tighter.

"Rarity, I can't breathe!" Applejack gasped.

"Of course you can't, beauty isn't beauty if it doesn't hurt like going through the gates of Tartarus!" The unicorn shouted.

Once she had tightened the dress enough, she smiled then gave the angry Applejack a nuzzle.

"There, now you look beautiful." She said as she walked into the kitchen.

"I don't care 'bout lookin' 'beautiful', I care 'bout bein' able to breathe!" Applejack said as she attempted to un-tighten the dress.

"Love, please don't hurt the dress! It took ever-so long to make it match your style, and no fabric matches your coat perfectly except ugly brown!"

Applejack angrily grunted, "Maybe there's a reason for that.."

Rarity walked up to Applejack and gave her a light kiss, when it ended she asked, "Now will you stop complaining about the dress and have some tea?"

"Hmm..." Applejack thought for a moment before saying, "..Nah."