Zetsagar, the Zombie Hunting Demon!

by trahzo

Rating: teen
Tags: Original Character, Spike, Adventure, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Luna
Length: 2884

A demon comes to Canterlot to kill the zombie outbrake.

A zombie outbrake happens one night in Canterlot & only the help from a demon can help them end it!

Published 2014-04-21 01:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-21 01:50:02 UTC

Enter the Demonic Anti-hero.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" the citizens shrieked! Some fool awakened an ancient evil in Canterlot's secret caves. It released creatures who were sealed away for 10,000's of years! Undead flesh running wild attacking the citizens who were just trying to have a great night in Canterlot. Luckily Spike was visiting so he could use his fire breath & strength to fight back. But they didn't just have to rely on the dragon, they also had Luna on thier side along with some updated weaponry! The guards were given shotguns, but Shogun Deezutra declined as he prefered his sword & Kanabo. Private Veetrix declined because he prefered his own gun. Blood splattered everywhere and limbs were ripped apart by the zombies..

"Damn, they just keep on coming, every 1 we kill, it's replaced by 3 more!"

The zombies soon outnumbered the guards. They were ready for their final stand but then.

"8000 FLAME BULLETS!!!"

Then fire rained down and exploded in miniature bursts. The guards looked up to see a human like creature with 2 big horns, with one jutting out of the left and right, red glowing eyes, sharp carnivorous teeth, green wings of a demon, a t-shirt that spelled fear from top to bottom in all caps. he wore black jeans, and,yellow sneakers.

"Muahahahahahahaha!"

"Hey!" Spike called out!

"Who are you!?" Luna asked.

"I'm Zetsagar, a demon who hunts zombies for a living, so I'll be leaving after I've killed every last fucking undead bitch in this doomed hell!"

"Hey! Canterlot is not doomed!"

"Oh I didn't mean just this city, I mean this whole country, I've found that 35% of dark forces in your falling kingdom so far, and 5% of those forces are zombies."

"So far?"

"Yes, but do not worry now. taking care of these zombies." A zombie jumped up & tried to scratch Zetsagar but he expertly shot it without looking at it. "Come-on, you gotta regroup all of your guards."

Then Spike and Luna split up with 5 guards each. Zetsagar then flew off in another direction. "Now that those fools are busy I can hunt down the source."

Author's Note

There will be an eventual sequel.

Luna's Punishment!

Luna saw that the zombies have made it into the castle! It was already too late for Blueblood. Luna was still aware that her loving sister was still sleeping & is a rather heavy one at that. Also, could only wake-up through alarm clock. Realizing that, Luna went into a fit of rage hoping Princess Celestia was still alive. So Luna uleashed relentless destruction! She shredded the 1st room of zombies to ribbons. The 2nd room, decapitated the heads with her horn, but then turned it up a notch by creating a blade of ethreal energy slicing them all up. The Princess of the night then blew-up the 3rd room. She finally made it to Celestia's bed chambers! The door was left open! She feared the worst, but then heard energy bursts exploding. She ran in.

"Sister, sister! Where are you dear sister!?"

"Luna! I'm here killing zombies in my study."

"How'd you wake-up?" Luna asked.

"Even when I'm sleepin I see all! Now help me, get rid of these creatures Lulu."

Luna entered the room where she'd used to recieve letters from Twilight.

"Get away from my sister!" Then she fired projectile psychic knives at their heads.

The zombies were all cleared away from Celestia's room.

"Oh Celestia, you have no idea how worried I was!" Then Luna cried.

"Shh, shh, shh, don't cry, I'm fine now thanks to yo..." Then a loud boom happened!

"It came from the ballroom!"

"Let's go!"

The Princesses of Day & Night entered the ballroom to be met with a terrifying sight!

"Oh , look at what we have here! Hi aunt Luna, the abandoner!"

"Bl-bl-blueblood!? What happened to you?"

Blueblood had blue glowing eyes, flesh armor made out of other zombies, and finally was standing on 2 legs with arms that had unicorn horns as claws!

"Oh, just my pure hatred & rage for Luna abandoning me when I was surrounded by zombies! It allowed me to become a sentiant zombie!"

"Sentiant zombie?"

"Yes, and with this power, I can become the next immortal ruler, with Rarity as my undead queen!"

"Oh-no you don't youngman!" Said Celestia.

"I always knew he was a spoiled brat Celestia, but now I regret killing him myself when I had the chance."

"SHUT-UP AUNTIES!!! I HAVE 11 UNICORN HORNS & I FEEL A GREAT OVERFLOW OF ENERGY!!! I'M CERTAIN I'LL KILL YOU BOTH!"

"Lulu..."

"I know just what you're thinking."

Celestia fired an energy beam! Then Blueblood fired an energy beam as well from his 10 finger horns and made sure to keep Luna at a distance by firing a beam from his head & used his new double jointedness to rotate & keep fire focused on her. With Blueblood distracted by both princesses, a guard threw a spear hitting Blueblood.

"Ah! You'll be the 1st guard I execute in my new rule."

Then Celestia & Luna created ethreal blades charged towards Blueblood while he stopped firing and chewed out the guard. Then the 2 sisters cut Blueblood in half! Celestia coming from above & Luna coming from bellow! Cut right down the middle!

*Bloody screams of pain!*

"I'll get you back for thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!"

"Drama Queen." Commented Celestia.

"Sister!"

"Yes Luna?"

"I need you to stay here & protect any citizens who seek refuge here!"

"Okay, I trust you. You're actually on a roll today." Then she gave Luna noogie. "Good luck & is Spike safe?"

"Celestia, he's a dragon."

"Oh I know, but I love him so much, as much as a mother would actually."

*Sigh!* Then Luna flew off.

This Time it's the Belle who was Saved

The largest hotel in Ponyville has been overrun with zombies & he was certain Sweetie Belle was in there. Canterlot was her 2nd to last city in her Equestrian tour! Spike used his fire breath to explode the front doors! A sound that loud alerted the zombies in that level of the hotel. It was too late for Button Mash, Feather Weight and Pip. Sweetie's 3 Ex-boyfriends.

"Spike, help us!" Buttons cried out.

"...I'm sorry, but it's too late for you guys..." A tear rolled down his face. "...Forgive me my bros.!" Spike turned to not see his friends get bit. Then Spike entered the elevator to go to the pent house which is where Sweete Belle is. As soon as the door opened, a buff zombie was waiting there. Spike showed no fear, then tried to parody Godzilla's Atomic Fire Breath. The buff zombie was still standing and was now charging, Spike countered with double slash removing the head. He saw that the zombies were trying to break through the door to the penthouse which Spike could not allow. Spike slashed them all away to nothing, even crushed a few of their heads in his hands! Spike found the all access key to every room on the manager who was of the zombies trying to get to Sweeie Belle. He took a peek inside the penthouse.

"Sweetie Belle? Hello, are you there?" He the started walking in. "Don't be scared, it's just me Spike here to rescue you."

"Spike?" Sweetie Belle then poked her head out from inside the vent.

"Oh, what a relief you're oka...mmph." Spike was given hoof to the face trying to silence him.

"Shh, the zombies might hear you!" Sweetie explained in a hushed voice.

"Don't worry, it's only when they hear a loud noise, now come-on, let's barracade the doors with the furniture in this room, then crawl throughthe vents."

"Okay, but why?"

"2 things, one I'm gonna attract every zombie in here with a trap and two, I know my way through every vent in Canterlot, don't ask how I know that because it will take whole lotta time we don't have."

So the 2 quickly blocked the doors with all the furniture they could find. Spike & Sweetie Belle got ready to run.

"Okay, as soon as I begin the music, we start running, got it."

"Capiche."

"Good!"

The music player was put a very high volume which in fact did get the attention of the zombies. The all ran or walked upstairs to the top floor screeching & shrieking.

"Whoa nelly, here they come! Go Sweetie Belle, I'll activate the trap."

"Okay, good luck Spike."

"I'll catch up so don't worry."

Spike then set the barricade on fire which was soaked in oil! Spike entered the vents as fast as he could because their was gonna be a huge explosion as soon as the fire made contact with the gun powder Spike had Sweetie Belle teleport with her magic. (1st of all, Sweetie Belle's talent is singing, not magic, that's why they couldn't just teleport out, she hasn't mastered it.) He managed to catch-up with her before the room made a great...

*BOOM!*

"Whoa, that was loud!"

"Yep, damn it, I can't believe this, I was trying to get away from my usual life for a while, but my vacation had to be fucking ruined by this zombie invasion."

"Vacation?"

"Yeah, sometimes the usual gets boring, so you try to do something that isn't boring. I'm actually still horrendously terrified of zombies, the bravery I'm expressing, is my desire to make sure friends like you are safe!"

"Aww, you."

"I wish I could say the same thing about Pip, Buttons and Featherweight though."

"What happened to those 3?"

"It was too late for them, they pleaded for my help, but by my calculations, I couldn't make it, they were too far, so...I let them die."

"Finally, what a relief!"

"What, Sweetie Belle, how could you say something like that to those 3!?"

"They only dated me for my looks, didn't even care about my singing at all, and after I dumped those losers, they kept on stalking me, they threatened me with blackmail to let them continue on following me if I alerted the cops, but now that they're dead, I'm free!"

"You think you know a guy? But then turn out to be something else, wow now I'm glad I didn't save their asses."

Spike & Sweetie Belle finally made it to the 1st floor.

"Okay, I yhink the coast is clear, let's, eek!" A tentacle grabbed and dragged Sweetie Belle away!

"Sweetie Belle!" Spike rushed out of the vent to a startling image! "Oh my Celestia, what in her name?"

So, you like our new fused form? Because, we're gonna use it to kill you, then turn our lovely Sweetie Belle over hear into a zombie!"

A buff humanoid torso with 4 tentacles coming out of the back, Pip's head occupied the left shoulder, Featherweight's, the right, and Button's head was in the middle, finally all 3 of them had glowing blue eyes.

"What the fuck? Are you guys sentient zombies?"

"Yes, we were enraged by how you snubbed us to save "OUR" girlfriend!"

"Guys, you how smart I am, with the speed & distance, there was zero chance I could have saved you 3!"

Minotaur Shit, you scaley piece of crap! Well, looks like we'll have to kill you now, you better say your prayers, because we are infact tired of how much of a pimp you naturally are!" He then left Sweetie Belle dangling on a chandelier.

"We'll return to you victorious our sweet!"

"Kick these creeps' asses Spike!"

Spike look behind him & found a spear that was abandoned by a guard who turned into a zombie. He picked it up and was going to use it as his weapon! A tentacle was coming right for him, but Spike stabbed the palm of it, then with his great might, yanked it clean of the monster!"

"Ah! Wait, why am I going ah? I'm dead, I don't feel pain!" While he was commenting on that, Spike cut off the othe 3! "Hey, stop doing that you cheater!"

Pip then fired a beam of magic that was then blocked back by the spear, then it managed to pierce tge flesh.

"How'd you know that would work!?"

I used to live at Canterlot Castle and my mom for a while was Princess Celestia, of course I know these spears are resistant to magic & therefore deflect it! Use your heads next time, also you should've tried using them when you were dating Sweetie Belle!"

"Shut-up!" They then tried to punch Spike but he dodged it & slashed the arm off!

"Quit it, damn you!"

"What's wrong Button Mash, are you crying again & want your mom to comfort you by having her suck you off again?"

"HEY! I THOUGHT WE MADE A MAN'S PROMISE TO NEVER EVER REVEAL THAT!!!"

"Well, you're dead, so the promise has become null & void!"

"Dude, your mom sucks your dick?" Said Featherweight. "I can't believe a guy as cool as you would resort to incest."

"Now my wet dreams of your milf are ruined."

"You are now an even larger creep to me than before."

"Yeah, and even though I repeatedly told her not to tell me about her sex life, she told me that your dick is still as small as a Tylenol pill!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP!!!" He then charged at Spike, but Spike side stepped left, thrust the spear through all 3 heads, then pulled them off, killing the beast. Spike then discarded the spear & the caught Sweetie.

"You okay girl?"

"Yeah, you?"

"Fine, now let's get you to Canterlot Castle."

Zetsagar vs. the Source!

Zetsagar finally found the source of the zombies!

"Typical, an ancient crystal is the reason why, it's not like I haven't seen it dozens of times before!" He was ready to shoot with a charged fire bullet but that's when...

*Rumble* *rumble*!

"What the? What's going on here?! What the fuck?"

The Crystal began to rise & as it turned out, the crystal was actually the head of a golem!

"A golem with magic abilities huh? That's actually a new one for me! NOW DIE SUPER SHOCKING BANG!" He fired the bullet, but it was blocked by a force field!"

"Ungh, these force fields are such a pain to break through!"

"Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Then the Golem levitated a stalagmite & launched it at Zetsagar! Zetsagar managed to dodge it.

"Take this ugly!" then he through a smart bomb at the monster beaking through the force field. "Now's my chance!" he speeded towards the openening in the force field before the golem had a chance to repair it! Once he was in, he focused all of his firepower towards the Golem's crystal! then a hole opened up on the Golem's back! The Golem had smaller Golems attack Zetsagar!

"Fuck! More of these damned creatures! GIGA ICE BULLET!" he fired an ice bullet hitting one Golem, which caused the rest of the golems to be frozen from the splash damage!

He then froze the hole on the back shut! "There, now these fuckers cannot interrupt me again! I don't have much ammo left, but...I still have plenty of bombs!"

He then stuck 8 smart bombs on the crystal, just then...

"(ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT FOOL?!)" A voice shouted into his brain.

"(FUCK OFF, OF COURSE I DO, I'M GETTING PAID BIG BITS TO DO THIS!!!)"

"(BY WHO?!)"

"(Some stallion, I don't really care, I'm only here till the job is done!) Now die!" He then fired the gun!

*Ka-boom!!!* Alls there was left was a pile of rubble. The zombies all fell to the floor now that the source was gone.

"He did it!" Luna said.

"He won!" Said Spike.

"Too bad he sacraficed himself to..." Luna was cutoff after seeing something emerge from the rubble!

*Cackle!* *Cackle!* *Cackle!* "I've won!"

"Oh, he's fine! Nevermind what I just said then."

"Oh don't think it's over yet, look!" Spike pointed out, because emerging from the rubble was an anthromorphic golem as tall as Zetsagar!

"You foolish demon, it's not over yet!" the golem verbally said. Then it created a stone spear & swiftly stabbed Zetsagar right where the heart should be!

"Zetsaga..." Spike was interupted by Luna.

"Heh..hehehehehe...muahahahaha.....AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! OH MY CELESTIA! YOU MORON, DEMONS LITERALLY ARE HEARTLESS BEASTS!!!" Then he threw one last smart bomb at the Golem's head! "Elemental Trinity!" then he fired a bullet that had the power of Fire, Ice, and Elctricity!

*BOOM!* After that, Zetsagar did the cliche thing and blew on the barrel of his gun.

"You did it!"

"Way to go Zetsagar!"

"Thank you, but I'm just here on business! You take care of the other dark forces of this land, but if it's a zombie emergency, here's my business card!" Then he flew off.

Later...

"Okay, I'm here! Now gimme my money!"

"Here you go!"

"Pleasure doing business with you Fancy Pants!" He was about to fly off again until...

"Wait!"

"Hmm?"

"Please tell me you got "it"!"

"Oh right, here yah go, the treasure!"

"Thank you!"

"Now as I've said before, so long!"

"(Now alls I need are the other 2 artifacts & I can bring you back to life, my darling Fluer!)"

To be continued!