I'd like to start this entry by saying that Today was a very interesting day, I happened to be scouting the woods just outside my fortress when I was hit by a blue speeding blur, known as rainbow dash.

I'm not gonna lie that mare is a lot heavier than she looks, it took me about twenty seconds to realise that she wasn't a rock.

After I had managed to remove her from my ribcage, using a well placed (and maybe a little over powered) force push.

She was sent flying into a tree headfirst, at first I thought I might have killed her but then she sat up and shook it off so all is okay.

Once she had caught sight of me she looked at me with fear, and also the slightest hint of awe (I have that effect on the ladies.)

I was having trouble trying to figure out how she had got this close to my fortress, when she stood up and flew over to me, and to my dismay started asking questions.

"What are you? Why is your face flat? Why do you only have two legs? Can you fly? Why is your mask so cool?"

I mask palmed and sighed, as she continued to fire of random questions. At one point I felt like sealing her mouth shut with a spell but decided that if I did that, I might not get invited to the element bearers meeting of coolness. (no really I've read in my reports once that rainbow actually used that phrase)

So instead I just nodded yes and no at every question she sent my way, after about an hour of interrogation by detective dash, she said she had to leave to do some cool stuff.

So she left me in peace to try and find what was left of my calmness, (not gonna lie it was bloody hard to find) just as she was leaving she told me that I was cool, (Fuck yeah!!!) and to come to ponyville some day so that we could hang together.

My mood went up slightly from the comment about me being cool but then it went down after she mentioned hanging out together, I pushed that very concept very deep into the corner of my mind.

I nodded and she flew off, so I continued my scouting and then returned to my fortress where I am now writing this, while drinking hard cider (some of apple jacks that a changeling had acquired some how) hoping to forget this experience.

Maybe I will take up rainbow's offer of visiting ponyville some time soon, hopefully I won't get experimented on by twilight. (she's into doing weird stuff!)

Anyway I'm going to finish this flagon then head up to the hive and meet with chrysalis and discuss the plans for the second assault on canterlot, this time however I am doing the planning so things should go smoothly.

Signed
~Jack of Blades~

Author's Note

Well day two is finally here so sit back relax and have good read.

and remember if you find anything wrong with it or just want to mention anything just pop it in the comments and I'll get back to you.

Signed
~Jack of Blades~