The Jack of blades

Well, I guess I should start this entry by warning you, I've completely lost my marbles.

I was just sitting in my armoury, trying to figure out what cape I should wear to canterlot, when one of my changelings fashion sense, came into my armoury And started accusing me of stealing his red dragon slippers.

I went completely ape shit, at him over how I didn't steal his bloody slippers, when he went and shot me with a crossbow... A fucking crossbow of all things, where does one even find such a device in equestria never mind learning to use one with hooves.

Let's just say I wasn't exactly merry after that incident, I'm also gonna have to get chrysalis to loan me a new captain, yes fashion sense was a captain... I don't know how she expected to capture canterlot with ponies like him, well he is a good shot, my wounded shoulder can testify to that.

Anyway, I had to then go see the medic, who is a doctor by name, so bones stitched me up and then proceeded to ask me about getting a raise, a raise of all things, I polity declined and he threw a bottle of disinfectant at me.

So I left him to have his rant alone and went back to my armoury, and I'm still having trouble deciding what cape I should wear, black or red... Its such a hard choice.