Obsessed Ponies

by keoth turner

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Romance
Length: 1423

I move to ponyville with my aunt. But the mares seems to like me a little to much

I'm a stallion named Azer, and I move in with you aunt for a year in ponyville

when I settle down all the mares seem to be too friendly well a least more friendly than I'm use too

What could go wrong?
this is my first story
first few chapters will be him meeting the mane six and some background ponies but after that (shit happens)
hey guys give me ideas for chapters.

give credit to Art made by "Design JH"

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-11 03:50:05 UTC

Chapter 1: The Arrival

Chapter 1: The Arrival

       Alright my name is Azer and im a stallion from canterlot but im being forced to stay with my aunt in ponyville for a full year. Now I am on the train thinking why my parents would ever send me away for a year (I mean com on). It could be that my parents are going on a vacation to get wasted.

The vacation I persuaded them to go on, to have the house to myself and and throw a crazy party, but that plan quickly back fired. Instead of me throwing a party with all my friends, im stuck going to a place called ponyville to live with my aunt for a full year

"WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!" I blurted out causing every pony to star at me. "My bad sorry every pony" every pony went back to what they were doing.

I sigh "but maybe seeing my aunt wont be so bad but shes a teacher I really hated school" I whispered  "this was going to be the most boring year of my life"

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The train arrives to the ponyville train station. I grunted before walking off the train, "well here goes nothing" I said before walking off the train. looking through the crowd of ponies for my aunt, I managed to spot her, a dark purple coated mare with a pink and white mane, and matching tail. But something was off, really off shes not alone.

There were three fillies with her which was unusual knowing she didn't have foals. they were jumping in excitement for some reason with ear to ear smiles on their faces. One of the fillies a Unicorn she had a snowy white coat with a curled up pink and light purple mane, the second one a Pegasus had an orange coat with a nappy dark purple mane, and the final filly had a yellow coat with a red mane, and she also was wearing a bow

I noticed Cherilee waving at me. The fillies stopped bouncing when they notice cherilee waving, they look in the direction noticing me (O CRAP)

"is that him" the yellow filly asked

"yes Apple Bloom that's my nephew" Cherilee said with a smile

Before I even noticed, the three were standing in front of me with wide smiles on their faces "hi mister Ms. Cherilee told us so much about ya"

I felt a little scared of the fillies on how the hell they ended up over here in a second. I turned my head back and forth nervously "so did she huh." I said then looked over to Cherilee with a grin on my face.

"So aunt cherilee you settled down and had fillies, and three fillies at that a Unicorn, and Pegasus what are the odds." I said causing the three fillies to make a confused face.

BEST CONFUSED FACE EVER

"Um no no their my classmates" Cherilee immediately said with a nervous tone. I just laughed at my aunts immediate out burst, causing the orange filly to laugh too.

"I'm just kidding" I said still chuckling

''Why don't we get going Azer" Cherilee said gritting her teeth

After all the joking around Cherilee and I started walking towards her house with the three fillies following right beside me just starring at me, Like they're looking deep into my soul.

''So what are your names'' I said breaking the awkward silence

''Ma names Apple Bloom" she said pointing at herself. ''This here is Scootaloo'' pointing at the orange filly. ''And this Sweetie Belle.'' pointing at the white filly. ''And we are-'' she paused

''THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS'' they all screamed at once.

I think I went deaf for at least five seconds before responding. "What the heck is a cutie mark crusader" I said

"Its a club dedicated to finding our cutie marks" apple bloom said.

I just noticed they didn't have no cutie marks which was weird considering I got my cutie mark about their age. "so you try a bunch of ridiculous stuff to get your cutie mark" I said

"Yes but they never work out" Sweetie Belle said with sudden sadness to her voice.

"So why not do something your I don't know good at" I said with a sarcastic tone.

"But how would we be good a something with out our cutie mark" Apple Bloom said

(These fillies are really something). "Look that is the point-" I said until I was interrupted

"Do you have a job" Scootaloo said rudely interrupting me.

"Umm no why do you care" I said looking confused.

"Ooo we can be job finders" sweetie belle said slightly yelling.

"That's a good idea Sweetie belle" Apple bloom said. (What will the cutie even look like a pen and contract hmm... maybe) I thought to myself.

"Girls you don't have to find him a job." Cherilee interrupts "cause he would be working at the school wouldn't it be fun Azer" she said starring at me.

"No it wouldn't be fun I hated school even though I made decent grades" I said.

"Yeah I hate school too" Scootaloo said.

''Yeah we cant find our cutie marks in school all day'' Apple Bloom said.

''Exactly, so you should just drop out of school, forget about your futures in life, and live off your family for the rest of your life.'' I said eyes closed, and crossing my forelegs, the Cutie mark crusaders tapping a hoof on their chin thinking, and Cherilee just looked at me in total shocked.

Before I can react she slaps me in the back of the head with a hoof, knocking me down face first. I laid there for about five seconds until I felt a sharp pain rush to my head. "What was that for it was just a joke" I said in a whiny tone both hooves on my throbbing head.

"Girls don't listen to him he's just joking" she said smiling at the three fillies then turning to stare at me "Don't encourage them to ruin their futures with your sick joke, just for that your working at the school" Cherilee demanded stomping a hoof on the ground in front of me.

"Hmph yeah right" Cherilee just stared daggers at me (if looks can kill I'll be dead) until I decided to break the ice. "Alright I'll come by if you need the help It wont be an everyday thing though" I said in a defeated sigh.

"So that means we can still find him a job" Sweetie belle said

"cutie mark crusader job finders YAY" they all screamed, and darted off to who knows where.

"What was that all about" I said

Cherilee sighs "just ignore it you will get use to it"

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Finally we make it to Cherilees house. She made dinner, and we sat at the table . The last time I seen cherilee was when I was 15 years old so its been five years. Its good to see my aunt catching up

"So how was college" Cherilee said staring at me with a smile on her face.

"Well it was some of the best years of my life" I said, stuffing another hay fry in my mouth.

"Oh, and why is that?" Cherilee asked.

"It was mostly the parties" I replied taking a sip of my drink. "it was always fun Turning Up."

Cherilee looked confused "what does 'turn up' mean?" Cherilee asked.

"Well its when you basically go wild in a party or get loose." I said, she just smiled

"So you really like partying do you" Cherilee asked taking a sip of her drink.

"Of course I like partying, but not everyday though, I always get tired after a epic party." I said taking another mouth full of hay fries.

"Then you should meet pinkie pie she's always partying" Cherilee suggested.

"Whos pinkie pie?" I asked finishing the rest of my drink.

"I'm pretty sure you'll meet her tomorrow" Cherilee said not really answering my question. "So go get ready for bed, you got a huge day tomorrow" she said taking our plates, putting them in the sink, and started washing the dishes.

Now it was time to hit the hay I got to the guess room, unpacked, and jumped right in bed. "Azer go take your shower" Cherilee said with her voice echoed from down stares.

I growled thinking to myself (tomorrow was going to be a long day).

This is what Azer looks like