A Record of 1000 Years

by Kumquatodor

Rating: teen
Tags: Sad, Dark
Length: 1058

Read the journal entries of the over-hammy villain Nightmare... and a scared Luna as she tries to live in isolation. "It's cold up here. And lonely. Surely, by the end of a year, I'll be welcomed back."

"What have I done to you, dear sister?"

Celestia reads Luna's diary to know what its like to live alone for a thousand years. But to her surprise and horror, Nightmare had relapsed into Luna for months at a time.

Read the entries of the over-hammy villain Nightmare… and a scared Luna as she tries to live in isolation.

"It's cold up here. And lonely. Surely, by the end of a year, I'll be welcomed back."

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-09 08:28:23 UTC

Prologue: Day 1-30

Celestia listened to her sister's hoofsteps. She listened as the castle door opened. She listened to the chariot took off. After waiting a few more seconds, she galloped to her sister's room as fast as she could without breaking the ground under her from her super-pony strength. "Do not disturb me unless there is a level 3 disaster or a level 500,000 being appears!" she yelled.

She closed her sister's door behind her. Luna's room was... old. The paint was still made of copper, and the bed was still made of hay. This did not matter to Celestia. What mattered to Celestia was the (pig) leather tome sitting on a tiny, hoof-made table near the bed. It took seconds to break the encryption spell and to turn off the alarm magic, and, with a simple translation spell, she could read the document in modern vernacular.

Celestia hated to do this, but she had to share the pain. Luna had promised that the moon was "just a little cold". Celestia didn't buy it. She had to know the pain Luna had felt at her hoof. She took a deep breath and open to the first page of the banishment time.

Day 1

I hate those Elements of Harmony! I hate them, I hate them, I hate them! I hate Celestia and her perfect muted pink coat! I HATE HER! I shall make sure she feels vengeance at the hoof of Nightmare Moon! I will cause eternal night, and eat Celestia's flesh despite the fact I'm an herbivore! I am an abomination to nature! I am evil! I am evilly laughing! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!

Day 2

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!

Day 3

I hate Celestia! I hate her so much I wrote "hate" a whole bunch! Hahahahaha!

Day 4

Hate!

Day 5

Hate!

Day 6

Hate

Day 7

hate

Day 8

What am I doing? I'm acting like a stupid filly! I should apologize to Cele---I hate Celestia!

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE!

Day 9

I miss Evangelion, I hope it still airs after I kill Celestia and consume her flesh!

Day 10

I hate Celestia!

Day 11

I hate Celestia!

Day 12: I hope she dies slowly and painfully.

Day 13 I hate her soooooo much!

Day 14 I hope she stubs her hoof!

Day 15

I miss Starswirl. I kinda threw away my chance for that, didn't I? I hope that, when I escape, he'll still care. I never asked him formally, but I think he liked me a lot.

Day 16

I... have a thought. What if I deserve this? What if this was my fault? Doesn't attempted omnicide deserve this? No! I deserve appreciation!

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE!

Day 17

I hate this place.

Day 18

I hate Celestia!

Day 19

I ha---Oh, what's the point?

Day 20

I...

Day 21

I...

Day 22

I found a new rock in my cave! I hate it!

Day 23

I hate Celestia.

Day 24

I hate Celestia

Day 25

I love Celestia! I jest! I hate Celestia! Ha. Hahaha. Oh...

Day 26.

Hello?

Day 27

I...

Day 28

...

Day 29

Hello.

Day 30

I'm scared...