"Mommy, you're not leaving again", Sofie groaned,"You just got back." Sofie made a pouty face towards her mom, Vahl. Vahl chuckled. "Poe?" she called, "Would you mind stay back and taking care of Sofie and Mai'asha?" No answer. "Poe?"
No answer
"Poet?"
No answer.
"POET?!"
"Oh my gosh! What do you want?!" Poet finally answered,"I'm uh.... busy."
"Doing?"
No answer.
Vahl rushed to Poe's room, expecting to see a giant robot. But she saw just the opposite. Well, not JUST the opposite. "POET, WHAT IN SKYRIM ARE YOU WATCHING?!" Vahl yelled at the unsuspecting Poe. "Our favorite show!" Sofie and Mai'asha said in unison. "What is THAT?!" Vahl said, pointing to the the strange object the were watching on. "It's a television", Poe said,"I invented it."
"It's an abomination!" Vahl screamed, "Tell me what you're watching!" "Um... My Little Pony?" Vahl tensed. "THAT, and this 'television', are TRUE abominations!" Not knowing what else to do, Vahl kicked over the television. "Poe, you're not coming to Falksaar with us!" Vahl screamed, "In fact, you're grounded! All of you!" Vahl stormed out and slammed the door.
Vahl saw the large thing-a- ma-blobber. She leaned in and pulled the lever. The world started to shake. "Falksaar here I come!"
Wow. Kna. Wow.
The noises were unusual to Vahl.
Instead of popping into a cage, Vahl was falling! EXTREMELY high! She was caught by a rainbow blur. She stared at her hand. Well, hoof in this case. Wait... hoof? Vahl let out a scream SO loud, all of Equestria could hear it.
"AAaAAaaaAaAaAAaaAaAahhHhhHhHHhhHhHhHHhhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It was so loud, the rainbow blur let Vahl drop, which just caused her to scream louder.
"aaAaAAaAAaAaAAaaAaAAaAAaAaAaaAAHhHhHhHhHHHhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She landed head first on a bush, refusing to open her eyes. "I'm in Falskaar, Falskaar." Vahl thought," I'm hallucinating. When I open my eyes I will be in Falskaar."
Vahl opened her eyes.
All she saw was brightly colored buildings and brightly colored ponies. Vahl crawled deeper inside the bush to cry. "Hey I haven't seen YOU around here!" a voice called out from above. "AM I DEAD?!" Vahl yelled. The voice laughed "No silly! I want to have a party in honor of... well... you!" Vahl looked up to see a pink pony grinning from ear to ear. The pony helped Vahl out of the bush. "I'm Pinkie Pie what's your name?" Vahl looked at her hooves again. "Um, Vahl." Pinkie chuckled. "Well, nice to meet you, Vahl." Pinkie pulled out crayons and paper out of nowhere, and made an invatation. "Party's tomorrow!" Pinkie squealed hoping away. Then Vahl gulped. "Wait... now that I'm here, where do I live?"
"That's all?" The realtor asked. Vahl nodded. "Yep. 78,000 gold." The realtor raised an eyebrow. "You mean bits?" "Yeah, yeah whatever", Vahl said, annoyed. "Ok, this house is yours now", the realtor said presenting the house,"Enjoy." Vahl walked in and the first thing she did was plop onto her bed.