Equestria's Sexual Crazies

by Thorax

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Romance
Length: 2481

Discord turns into a girl and has sex with everyone, one chapter at a time. It's porn for the sake of porn, what do you want from me?

Discord accidentally swaps the genders of many in Equestria (Including himself) He She then proceeds to have sex with basically everyone, one chapter at a time (Sometimes even multiple people per chapter)

It's porn for the sake of porn, what do you want from me?

Chapters will be marked for Genders within I.E M/F M/M F/F M/F/M F/F/F/F/F/F so if something doesn't float your boat you'll know where to go.

I'm going to hell

I'm sorry moderator who has to review this story, you didn't deserve this shit.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-03 22:30:03 UTC

Goddess of Chaos and Prince of the Sun (M/F)

Discord groaned as his vision finally came back into focus and stared up at the ceiling. Slowly, he picked himself up and did his best to get his bearings. The last thing he remembered was completing set-up on a new prank. Then there was a flash of light and... that's all he could remember. The Draconequus shrugged it off as a simple backfire and made his way toward the exit, hearing a faint sound emitting from outside the room.

Discord opened the door and was greeted by a strange sight; two ponies rutting in the middle of the hall. As he stared in a mixture of shock and confusion he came to the realization that the mare beneath the stallion was none other than Prince Blueblood, well Princess Blueblood, as the stallions cock was no longer visible, as the guard on top of her continued to thrust.

Discords' heart began to race as he watched the two ponies go at it. Blueblood was moaning as the guards' cock continued to thrust in and out of her pussy at a steady pace, each thrust causing the mare to groan in pure pleasure. As the Draconequus watched, he found his mind wandering back to the guards cock and how good it would feel inside of him; the taste of his seed as it filled his mouth and rushed down his throat. Discord wiped some drool from his face as some part at the back of his mind shook him from his fantasy. He wasn't one to have sexual urges or fantasies, let alone ones about a stallions' cock... a big, juicy, cock that could easily fill him...

Discord shook the images of the guard riding him from his mind.

"I have to get out of here," the Draconequus muttered as he stumbled away, not noticing something was off in his voice.

As the confused Draconequus made his way through the halls of Canterlot Castle, his mind continued its onslaught of sexual fantasies. What confused him the most, though, was how they all centered around a stallions rock-hard cock. He licked his lips as he imagined himself wrapping his mouth around a stallion's thick member, the faint taste of the salty pre and musk filling his muzzle as he slowly began working up and down the stallion's shaft, his snake-like tongue wrapping around the cock as he did his best to pleasure the stallion before him...

The guard grunted as he placed a hoof on the back of Discords' head and helped the Draconequus in his duties. Discord's heart pounded as he picked up speed bobbing his head up and down the stallion's cock. Each thrust causing the massive member to go further into his throat causing him to moan. He placed his talons on the stallion's legs as he attempted to gain a better position, all he needed was this stallion's cock inside of him to make him feel full.

Without warning though the Draconequus' mouth was assaulted by the stallion's salty seed as burst after burst filled his maw. There was no hesitation from the Draconequus as he further sealed his lips around the stallion's member in order to milk him dry, each mouthful causing the Draconequus to shudder in ecstasy.

It was only when the Draconequus finished greedily lapping at the tip of the Stallion's cock that he realized his fantasy was actually a reality. As he continued to stare at the large member slowly going flaccid, Discord did not feel any confusion or horror; he only felt full as he silently stood up and continued to walk down the hall. Unsure of what had just happened, the disbelief and fading pleasure hid a growing heat between the Draconequus' legs.

"That was weird," Discord muttered to himself as he continued down the halls. Celestia's room was only a couple more turns away. "That was messed up." He said to himself, finally noticing something was off with his voice. "Testing, testing one-two-three," he muttered to himself as listened to his own voice which now sounded much higher than before. Discord shook it off as a simple side effect of his previous actions. "That's what you get swallowing some guards' load... his delicious, delicious load." He gave a rather feminine moan as he licked his lips, savoring some of the remnants of the guards' seed.

"No, bad brain," Discord stated as he slapped himself, "no more dirty thoughts from you." All he needed was a bit more willpower; he was a being of infinite age, it shouldn't be too hard to keep himself from going back into such perverse thoughts.

Though, it seemed the universe had other ideas. As Discord rounded the corner, he was met with another scene of ponies rutting. This time, however, it was three guards, two stallions and one mare; judging by the slightly too-large armor, the mare was a former male guard. The former stallion moaned as one of the guards continued to thrust in and out of her pussy. The mare continued to pant and moan as the second stallion positioned himself in front of her, his erect member lined up perfectly with her muzzle.

Without hesitation, the mare moved forward. As she wrapped her lips around the second stallion's cock and began working away at it, her moans of pleasure only intensified as one guard continued to thrust into her pussy and the other stuffed her mouth with his cock.

Discord forced himself to look away as he bolted down the hall. He needed to find Celestia; maybe she would know what was happening. Discord had seen and done many weird things in his immortal lifetime, but seeing ponies rut in the halls and giving a stallion a blowjob were two completely new things to him.

As Celestia's door came into view, he noticed that even Celestia's personal guards had come under the influence of whatever was happening within the castle. He stopped only for a second, catching a quick glance as the two guards continued to rut one another their moans of ecstasy attempting to work their way back into Discord's mind.

"Celestia, something strange is happening!" Discord shouted as he entered the room, still noticing how feminine his voice sounded, secretly hoping that it would go back to normal soon.

"I thought I said I wasn't too be bothered today." A rather stern male voice answered from the bed.

"Who is that?" Discord asked nervously.

"Discord?" Came an angry hiss from the same voice.

The Draconequus barely had enough time to react as a large stallion moved out from the bed and in a flash of light teleported in front of the God of Chaos.

"You did thi-" The large male Alicorn fell silent as he stared at the Draconequus, a grin slowly forming on his face. "I see your own mistakes have finally bitten you in the flank."

"Who are you?" Discord asked nervously as he sized up the Alicorn and in an instant it hit him. "Celestia?"

"That's right, Discord," Celestia answered as he pulled the Draconequus so that he hovered at eye level with the Alicorn. "Now, why don't you fix this mess before we all go insane?"

"I don't even know what's happening." Discord answered with genuine confusion. "Blueblood is a mare taking it from one of his guards, you're a stallion, and ponies are doing it all over the place."

"Discord, I am in no mood for your games. Restore us to normal now."

"What do you mean by 'us'?" Discord asked nervously.

Celestia paused as he looked at the Draconequus, his grin slowly returning. "You have no idea, do you?" He asked as he pulled a mirror over from a corner of his chambers.

The Draconequus stared at his reflection for what seemed like an eternity before he finally realized what was wrong. Instead of his normal handsome self there was a female Draconequus staring back at him. Her frame was much more curvy and slender than before, and on her chest were a pair of soft breasts.

"How could you not notice?" Celestia asked as he watched the Draconequus check herself out. "You have breasts, for Sun's sake."

"I was a little preoccupied," the female Draconequus answered as she thought back to guard's cock. She quickly shook the thought off as she felt between her legs and shuddered as her talon made contact with her new pussy. It was at this moment that Discord finally felt the full force of the heat between her legs.

"What's the matter, Discord?" Celestia asked as he looked at the Draconequus doing her best to release the building heat between her legs with her talons.

"N-n-nothing," Discord stuttered as her talon traced along the entrance to her vagina.

"Do you need some help?" The Alicorn asked with a devious grin as he moved one of his legs out of the way, revealing his massive member that stood fully erect, small drops of precum dripping from it. "I think I have something that could help you."

It took every ounce of Discord's will to keep her from presenting herself immediately as she stared at Celestia's massive member. She had taken the guard in her mouth before, but the thought of Celestia's cock thrusting between her legs was almost enough to drive her back into insanity.

"Please," Discord muttered.

"What was that?" Celestia asked, the grin still plastered on his face.

"Please, I need it." Discord whimpered as she raised her tail presenting her pussy to the stallion.

"Not yet." Celestia spoke as he placed a hoof on the Draconequus' entrance. "You've been bad, and if you want to be rewarded you'll have to work for it." Celestia finished as he spun the Draconequus' around so that his cock was pressed into her muzzle."You will refer to me as Solaris, and you will answer to Eris." Solaris stated.

Eris never answered as she was already lost in Solaris's musk, her senses being completely overwhelmed by the Sun God's stallionhood. Taking one more big breath, Eris set out to pleasure both herself and the Solaris. Her tongue slowly slid around the Alicorn's shaft, eliciting a moan from Solaris.

As the Draconequus lowered her mouth on to the stallion's shaft, the sudden bolt of pleasure caused the Alicorn to thrust forward pushing the majority of his thick member right into Eris throat. The Goddess of Chaos moaned and she slowly began bobbing her head up and down on the cock that filled her throat, each thrust feeling better than the last and every grunt or moan of pleasure from the Alicorn above her only serving to fuel the fires between her legs.

The Draconequus struggled as she did her best to keep the cock within her mouth while trying to pleasure herself with one of her talons. After several unsuccessful attempts, Solaris took notice as he pulled his cock from the Draconequus' mouth. Eris gave a small whimper as her only source of pleasure was taken away from her, though that sadness quickly faded to confusion as a golden aura surrounded her and in a flash of light the two of them were transported from the floor to Solaris's bed.

The two of them now lying stomach to stomach, Eris rested atop the larger Alicorn her face less than an inch from his still erect cock. Solaris, on the other hand, stared greedily at the Draconequus' pussy. He had done well so far to maintain his composure, but its scent was enough to drive him over the edge.

Eris yelped in pure ecstasy as a Solaris buried his muzzle deep inside her. Pleasure she had never known continued to pulse through her as the stallion's tongue dug deeper, her mind going foggy as her eyes slowly closed. Her moans continued to fill the room as she bit her lip and rode through the blissful pleasure. After what seemed like an eternity of her body being overwhelmed with the pleasure from Solaris's tongue, she found her senses returning to her as the stallion removed his tongue, earning a disappointed moan from the Draconequus.

Without saying a word, the stallion slowly pushed the Draconequus further into his cock causing the flared tip to smear a small glob of pre on to her face. Eris needed no words to know what she needed to do in order to return to her bliss, as she opened her mouth to receive the stallion's gift.

Now it was Solaris's turn to moan in pleasure as Eris wrapped her lips around his cock and returned to the rhythmic head bobbing she has been doing before she had been so rudely interrupted. However it seemed after being interrupted the first time the Draconequus had no intention of stopping. As she began to pick up the pace, each thrust sent the Stallion's cock further into her mouth earning a moan from both of them.

In an instant all the pleasure of before returned to Eris as Solaris resumed his duties of eating out the Goddess of Chaos, doing his best to maintain focus as his cock was worked by rather enthusiastic Draconequus. Unaware to Solaris, the Draconequus was now on auto-pilot as her senses were assaulted from two directions. Her mind was a mess of ecstasy and moans as Solaris's tongue did its magic inside her pussy, each small wiggle almost sending her off the edge. Meanwhile, her mouth was still working at the stallion's cock, some part of her mind greedily working for the Stallion's seed. As she picked up her pace even further, the stallion clenched up.

The Alicorn could no longer hold it back as the pleasure became to much. His back arched as the pressure in his cock was released. Bursts of cum were fired into Eris's greedy maw as she made sure not to let a single drop of Solaris' salty nectar go to waste, each mouthful pushing her closer to the edge until she too finally came. There was one loud cry from the Draconequus as her body shook with her first female orgasm and she experienced pleasure like none other. After a few seconds, the Draconequus fell off the Alicorn and onto the bed, licking a small glob of cum from her muzzle as her body shuddered once more from the lingering pleasure.

"What did we just do?" Eris panted as she stared up at the ceiling.

"I have no idea." Solaris answered.

"Nightmare's going to be pissed." The Draconequus answered as she thought about her marefriend would react.

"If you can work your mouth like that with him, I'm sure you'll be fine." The Alicorn answered with a sigh as his heart started to slow down.

"Yeah, he'll be fine" Eris spoke as her eyes started to close. In an instant, they both snapped open "HIM?!"