the equestrian adventures of John Smith

Well this has been an interesting morning thought John Smith as he tried to bring his haunches to the too small chair. He sat in a small chariot that was being pulled along by four pegasi. They were on the way to Canterlot castle to meet the princesses.

He had started off his day like any other. He woke up before any sane person would ever think necessary, also known as the time that was needed to get to high school on time. He rolled out of bed and landed on the ground of his bedroom with a loud thump. He groaned inwardly at his predicament, he had to get to school and not be bored out of his mind.

John got up and got dressed he wore a T- shirt, jacket, and jeans. He went downstairs and at the last step jumped down. He then landed back in front of his room.

“Wha-, HOW DID I GET HERE?!” shouted an outraged John. “My staircase doesn't even end in a door!”

John turned around and walked down the staircase slowly again. This time when he reached the end he walked on as if nothing was wrong. Puzzled he continued on to the kitchen. when he passed a window he saw it was the dead of night as it should be. When he passed the next window it was midday. Determined to ignore this John kept on to the kitchen.

He walked into the kitchen. we took one step cautiously into the room and slowly crept toward the fridge. He took a step on the tiled floor-

“Wait. Why is the floor tiled. And why is it pink and yellow.” asked John out loud

Once again he ignored this and continued on his way to the fridge determined that this was a dream. when he reached for the handle of the large white fridge it suddenly vanished in a puff of smoke.

“Oh come on!” John said “I just want some food!”

As soon as he had spoken two fruits appeared on the floor. One was blue and the other was red. In front of them was a note. John cautiously walked over to it read the note

John,

These two fruits can lead you to very different places. The blue apple will take you back to your bedroom where this will be nothing but a bad dream. The red will bring you to equestria.

John lunged for the red apple and as soon as he grabbed it it turned back into the note. Confused he looked back to it now

you can not touch either fruit until you have read the letter. You see i knew you would go for it right then.

If you take the blue fruit you will get to see your family and live a normal life, happy and content.

the red fruit will take you to equestria just maybe not the one you were expecting. You won’t get to see any of your friends or family ever again.

choose well

John picked up both apples and looked at them. He thought for a while which one he should take. He did want to take a large bite out of the red apple, but at the same time he did want to be happy.

“Hold onto your butt’s” John said “this is going to be one hell of a ride” with that he sunk his teeth into the red apple.