A New Legend: The Vinyl Scratch
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Previous ChapterAuthor's Note
A/N: Now we can truly begin typing to our imagination and of course the real YouTube channel. Look it up for the original stuff.
Disclaimer: We don't own anything we don't own. Especially The Vinyl Scratch.
And that's our first true chapter to this side story, now what?
Flair: Remember, leave questions in the reviews or pm them to us and Vinyl, Octavia, and Nikolai may answer then in chapters.
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"Speaking"
'Thoughts'
"Is this the real word or is this just fantasy? Nope it's the best show on the air The Vinyl Scratch." Vinyl says.
"And I'm Octavia." Octavia announces.
"Nikolai here again. Still thinking about ripping up my own contract." Nikolai said.
"Oh, we both know you can't. I got you wrapped around my hoof." Vinyl says.
"And that's why I hate it. It feels like you're my wife. And in hindsight that maybe be a bad thing." Nikolai said.
"Oh. What's this Nikolai, are you proposing to me in the middle of a show? How bold of you." Vinyl says.
"I think at this point that I should." Nikolai said lowly.
"Nikolui please, this is a radio show." Octavia says.
"Oh, Octy you're red. Are you embarrassed or jealous?" Vinyl asks.
"No just worried that our radio show will be shut down." Octavia said.
"Oh there there Octy nothing will change." Vinyl says.
"Thank celest…" Octavia was cut off when Vinyl said. "You can still come to my room any night maybe I can even convince Nikolai to join us."
"VINYL!" Both Nikolai and Octavia yell.
"What?" Vinyl said.
"That is highly inappropriate, I mean no offense Nikolei you're a great stallion and all, but the three of us all sharing a bed! I don't know where these fantasies of yours come from." Octavia rants.
"Hey I can't have fun or what? I mean I have to make funnies." Vinyl said.
"Wait, you played me didn't you?" Octavia asks.
A pause. "Maybe."
"Oh...um...Nikolui, you've been quiet for a while got something on your mind?" Octavia asks quickly to change the subject.
"Um...yeah...from what Vinyl said before, does that mean you two ever did..." Nikolai trails off.
A pause again. "No! We never...I meant that…well..." Octavia trails off.
"We experimented once or twice." Vinyl says.
Another pause. "Um...I'm going to need a minute and maybe a bucket of ice cold water." Nikolai says.
"Just don't get your blood on the equipment." Vinyl calls as a door is heard opening and something slamming against something wooden.
"I'm ashamed to know you. You know that right?" Octavia asks.
"Yeah, but you guys still love me." Vinyl said.
"Debatable." Octavia says mad.
"Yet, you guys stay. Anything else?" Vinyl asks.
"I wonder if there are any good deals on houses in Ponyville." Octavia grumbles.
"Yeah, yeah, how we get started." Vinyl said as some papers were heard.
"WHEN DID WE GET A MANTICORAN DRESSED IN LEDERHOSEN?!" Nikolai's yell was heard in the background.
"Vinyl?" Octavia growls.
"What? I got a sweet deal on him and you wanted more security so I bought a guard animal." Vinyl says.
"VinylViny!" Octavia yells.
"HEY, DOWN! DON'T MAKE ME SKIN YOU AND MAKE A RUG OUT OF YOUR HIDE!" Nikolai's yell was heard.
"It's okay Nikolai, down Jephery." Vinyl calls.
"Jephery?" Octavia asks.
"Yeah, that's the Manticore's name." Vinyl says like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Ok, but why Jephery? I thought you would name him something like Bassline or something." Octavia says.
"Eh, it just came to me. You want to meet him?" Vinyl explained.
"No!"
"Jephery! Come here boy." Vinyl calls.
"You better put me down or I will make a rug out of you." Nikolai was heard as Jephery was heard walking in.
"Release Jephery." Vinyl says and a thump was heard.
"Vinyl next time you get something like this, tell us." Nikolai said as he groans.
"Oh, come on, he is no worse than your best friend Lightning's pets." Vinyl says.
"Ok, I will give you that one." Nikolai says dejected.
"You okay?" Octavia asks.
"Yeah buddy, you don't look so good?" Vinyl asks.
"Your pet tried to turn me into a chew toy, what do you think?" Nikolai asks.
"Sorry love." Vinyl said making a pause. "Ok, Jephery you can go back and lie down." Vinyl says after a few minutes.
"Octavia, was I hearing things?" Nikolai asks.
"I don't think so." Octavia says surprised. "Vinyl did you call him what I think you said?"
"Oh, look it's time for our advertisement. Where's that button?" Vinyl asks.
"Vinyl wait…" Nikolai was cut off as the advertisement played.
One advertisement later
"Vinyl we have to discuss this or it will just be awkward between us." Nikolai says.
"There's nothing to discuss." A pause. "Now onto the show." Vinyl faked cheered.
"Vinyl come on we both know the advertisement is still playing. If you have feelings for me just say it. In Stalliongrad we mostly live for the moment because we are not guaranteed the next." Nikolai says.
"Um...Nikolei?" Octavia says.
"Nikolai I…" Vinyl started. Soon a few grunts were heard and seat shuffling. Soon after a while they stop. "I really do love you. But I was afraid that you won't take me seriously."
"Oh Vinyl, I take you seriously it'sits just I have trouble sometimes distinguishing between you joking and being serious." Nikolai says.
"Sorry about that." Vinyl says and a hug was heard.
"Um...that is sweet and all you two but we are back on the air." Octavia says.
A pause. "Octy how long have we been back on?" Vinyl asks.
"Uhh…" A few button presses were heard. "About a few minutes ago. Uh oh."
"Oh, ho, ho, we really got you listeners didn't we?" Vinyl says nervously laughing.
"Vinyl it's over. Just let it go." Nikolai said to her.
"Oh come on, Nikolai the joke is over." Vinyl says still nervous.
"Oh, that is too bad I guess I'll sleep alone tonight. Unless you want to join me Octavia?" Nikolai says.
"Oh...oh, that actually sounds great Nikolae." Octavia says.
"WAIT, WHAT!?" Vinyl yells.
"You going to bring anything?" Nikolai asks.
"Oh certainly." Octavia says before both Nikolai and Octavia burst out laugh and two object hitting the ground is heard.
"Oh...oh, Vinyl you should have seen your face it was priceless." Nikolai says gasping for air.
"Maybe I should just break up with you." Vinyl said.
"Oh, don't be such a bad sport Vinyl, you pull these jokes on us all the time. I think it'sits only fair you let us get you with them every so often." Octavia says.
Vinyl huffs. "I still think I should break up with." A kiss was heard. "Then again."
"Save that for later you two." Octavia says.
"So tell me Nikolai, is it true that a pegasus' wing are very sensitive?" Vinyl asks.
Nikolai nervously chuckles. "Um...that is quite a private thing and I'm not comfortable talking about it over the radio." Nikolai says.
"My room?" Vinyl asks.
"Later Vinyl, we have a show to do." Nikolai says.
"Okay as sweet and romantic this is we have got a show to do." Octavia informed.
"Speaking of romance didn't I see you at a bar with a unicorn stallion a few nights ago?" Nikolai asks.
"Um...no, no, you didn't." Octavia says hastily.
"Oh, so it was a mare?" Vinyl asks.
"No, because it never happened." Octavia harshly said.
"Oh, is that why you spent all day on the couch with a headache the next day?" Nikolai asks.
A thud was heard. "I hate you." Octavia's muffled voice was heard.
"Who was it?" A pause. "Come on, me and Vinyl voiced our love life now it's fair for you to do the same." Nikolai said.
Octavia grumbles something. "I'm sorry what was that was?" Vinyl asks. "I said I didn't even get his name." Octavia admitted.
Nikolai huffs. "Well since you lost your chance I got somepony for you. Just act nice and try to endure it."
"Ah no. Nikolai I don't do blind dates." Octavia says.
"Wait, you got my name right there. Huzza!" Nikolai says.
Octavia chuckles. "I guess I did."
"Wait, Octavia try again." Vinyl says.
"Nikolau." Octavia says.
"Vinyl you could have at least let me have a moment." Nikolai says sulking in a corner with a rain cloud over his head.
"Aww. Sorry sweetie." Vinyl said.
"That's it! I am going to teach you to pronounce my name right even if it is the last thing I do!" Nikolai declared.
"You do that honey. Onto to the show!" Vinyl said.
"Ah Vinyl." Octavia says.
"Yes…" Vinyl said as she shuffled some papers.
"We're out of time." Octavia says
Some papers were heard falling and hitting the floor. "Oh come on!" Vinyl yells.
"At least we have a special guest star next time Vinyl, but no bees and keep Jephery away from them." Nikolai says.
"Okay, but for that deal you need to stay with me for the night." Vinyl said sultry like.
Nikolai chuckled nervously. "Well, we will see you next time folks. I'm Nikolai."
"I'm Octavia." Octavia says.
"And I'm about to get my stallion." Vinyl says as she is heard grabbing Nikolai.
"And she's Vinyl Scratch her on the Vinyl Scratch." Nikolai says as his voice receded.
"And that's our show. See ya next time." Octavia finished.
