After landing in ponyville and crying for 2 hours ( because he lost the internet ) Bob said to him self "Now what am i gonna do in ponyville?"
"Um? excuse me? Sugar cube?" said a red-neck sounding pony ( what now apple fags? ) "What ar' you doin' 'ere?" she asked softly
"I Dont know" Bob said "I just jumped into a box and now im here"
"Oh my, you humans are mighty stupid, more than my sister,"
"What did you say sis?" applebloom asked.
"go away" applejack said
"But wh-" applebloom questioned before applejack interupted
"GO AWAY YOU RED NECK" Apple jack said
Applebloom walked away as he threw her hoof up (LOL PONY SWEARING) Applejack looked towards the human "Dont worry every cloud has a silver lining and there is no use crying over spilt milk," (That's twice in a row, had enough of the clichés? too bad) "What's yer name sugar cube?"
"Um, - Crap what do i say? Bob is the worst name ever and she would laugh at me if I said bob-"
"What's takin' yer so long? it's jus' a damn name partner, my Celestia."
"Um, My name is uh, Jimmy uh sah, uh ville! Yeah! Jimmy saville...-oh crap-" Bob or jimmy now, said to applejack
"That's a weird name, kinda reminds me of flim and flem or whatever their names are" Applejack started talking to herself about something about flim and flam. "Anyway lets go to twilight the snobby princess and see if we can fix this weird thing" so they did
Meanwhile at twilights house, or tree, who lives in a tree anyway?
"So, Jim? you just hopped into a box not thinking about a thing?" twilicorn asked. Jimmy nodded "Well im not sure if we can get you back for quite some time but while your here can you empty your pockets?" she did not accept an answer so jim did
There was a pen some gum and a Ipod. "What is this?" she asked before playing the music that was currently on it.
"it's an ipod it plays music,"
"Ooh! i could really use some music now" she said bevfore pressing play
"NO DONT PRES-"
CALL 911 NOA BOOWW OWW (WAH AH AH WAH AH AH YEEEOOOOOWWWW) BOW WOW ( AHAH WAAH AH AH WAAAAAAAAAH WOOOOW AH AH HAH HA HAH AHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAH YEEEEEOOOOWWWW AH WA WA WA) BASS DROP EW YA EH OH BOOWW OWW (WAH AH AH WAH AH AH YEEEOOOOOWWWW) BOW WOW ( AHAH WAAH AH AH WAAAAAAAAAH WOOOOW AH AH HAH- (That was first of the year by skrillex BTW) "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HUMANS LISTEN TO?"
"I don't know that sounded sweet to me" Said Dj-Pon3 (or vinyl scratch)
"You would wouldn't you?" said the princess
"hey, human? Would you like to help me with my music? You seem to have great taste in music"
"TASTE?" Shouted twilight
"Sure, my name's jim"
"Vinyl.. or DJ-PON3" She said while shaking hands... or hoof. After doing so they left the tree by the massive hole in the wall caused by the awesome music being at 1337% volume ( yea i said 1337, what now MLG players?)
It was a bright and sunny day, the birds were singing, but there HAD to be someone locked inside their house doing random crap while having a dead end job working at the local sh- Dammit I got carried away, I always do that, I mean i talk about one thing and... FU- Anyway the human was trolling on forum posts saying stuff like twilicorn is best pony (this was when twilicorn first came a alicorn after that crappy high school musical thing) and the people got very angry and IP banned him.
"WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DID I GET IP BANNED I WASN'T DOING ANYTH- oh... right"
Shouted the hu- what should i call him? Damn i need to start thinking about what im gonna write before i do anything and not just start straight away... Anyway lets call him... BOB!
Bob sighed
"Now what am i going to do?" he said while looking outside, at the, beautiful, green grass and hot sun... "Ah hell no I 'aint going outside" So he went on his MexBox360 and played Zalo ( i would say the names but im worried that some wierdo would come and kill me for copyright reasons ) But he found out he was also IP Banned for trolling because everyone on his friends list ( and that's like... seven ) reported him. "GOD DAMMIT" Bob exclaimed "IM NOT GOING OUTSIDE, I'LL READ A BOOK IF I HAD TO" so he went out his mom's basement... did i mention that he was a neck-beard brony who lives in his mom's basement? Anyway he went into his mom's room, ignored the mail man and got 50 shades of grey and went into the basement again.
After reading three pages he thought 'Ew' so he went outside and accepted his fate... SHIT I SAID THE ACTUAL BOOK (This may be the last time you hear from me :-( )
When he went outside he found a box... a strange box... because it was not destroyed in anyway, so Bob looked inside it ( and no it wasn't a filly rainbow dash god dammit ) there was a portal so Bob hopped in not caring he may die or lose his family who didn't care about him...
After 15 minutes of having what seemed like a bad trip ( nudge nudge ) he landed in.....................................................................................................................( Psst, take a guess )...................................................................................Ponyville!
"AW FOR FUCK SAKES" Bob shouted
