Weekend In Equestria

I'm sorry for the mistakes in here... Thank you for reading

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SHHHHHHHH

The warm heat from the kitchen stove steams in front of my face as I stand over the fire, the joint in my mouth slowly cherishing.
"Orion! Are you almost ready?" Twilight's voice echoed from the top of the stairs down to the kitchen.
"Damnit... This better be good stuff... I FUCKING hate shopping!" I thought as I quickly inhaled the blazing joint.

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The THC soon settled in as we all walked out the door.... The whole trip feeling like an everlasting dream, only... I really couldn't tell how far we had walked from Twilight's house. Watching unfamiliar streets and stores created a weird unsettling feeling... Passing multiple ponies, the smoke didn't really seem to bother anypony....Meh, I might as well kill it....

PFFFFTTTTTTHHH

The joint sizzled as I breathed in the last hit.

The busy streets of Ponyville are cluttered with loud clopping, ponies everywhere on the long sidewalks, all up to my waist. I look down to see the heads of colorful ponies walking, ahead of me is two loud unicorns having a conversation as they walk, on my left side is Twilight holding my hand with one of her hoofs, on the right side is Dash holding my hand, a bored look on her face as we all walk to the Ponyville Shopping Plaza. As I look around the big crowd walking to the mall, a light bulb goes on in my head.
"Hey... There's only mares here...Hmmm.... Good thing I'm holding hands with Twilight and Dash.... or else I'd look ridiculous..."

Soon enough, the giant crowd ends up at the shopping center and everyone splits up, leaving the three of us standing in the middle of a big open marketplace, filled with stands.... Like a swapmeet! Only... all there is are clothes, and grocery stands...

"Bet I can find Orion some clothes before you can!" Dash said eagerly smiled at me.... a challenge had been made....

Twilight and Dash both leaned forward, their eyes both locked to each other, an eager challenge to please me.

"N-no Dash... Let's not make this a race." I cautiously said as Twilight looked up at me and smiled...
"Awww... How cute..." I thought as Twilight leaned forward and kissed me, her arms wrapping around my neck for a long messy kiss.

MMMMMHHHHHH....

Twilight continued lashing her tongue out at me, her loud moaning and sloppy licking causing a scene.

GLUNK!

I quickly jerked out my tongue, her saliva threading to my lip as I looked up to see a crowd of smiling ponies, majority ponies cheering, some mares "awwww-ing", and..... A very pissed off Dash glaring at a certain pony. At first I thought it was Twilight she was glaring at but... As I looked... I saw that Dash was staring at somepony in the crowd. There were so many colorful ponies in the crowd though.... I couldn't tell who she was looking at... Then.... I saw her.... Derpy!

Derpy lifted her head up, small tears dripping down her cheeks as she ran towards me, I knelt down on one knee, my arms opened for her.

ORION!

Derpy happily exclaimed as she crashed into me, her excited jump knocking me down on the pavement on my back. Derpy hovered above me, staring down as she sniffled.
"I missed you so much!" she said as she leaned her head closer to my face, her tears dripping on my shoulders.
"Awww... I'm sorry I left, Derpy, ..... I -uh, got caught up in some stuff.." I nervously said as Derpy smiled down at me.

"Damn... I hope she didn't notice that I was just kissing another pony..."

Derpy leaned closer to me and slowly shoved her tongue in my mouth... her passionate wet kiss causing even more "Awws" from the crowd...
Twilight and Dash just standing there, watching as Derpy gained all my attention...

i blushed and watched as Derpy continued lapping at my tongue... her wondering tongue tickling me...

"Mmmh, Derpy..." I muttered as I gently pulled out my tongue from her mouth.... Her beautiful happy face smiling at me as I got up from the floor.
"Hehe, let's go get something to eat..." Derpy giggled as she held my hand, her cute face blushed as I walked with her...

Leaving Twilight and Dash all alone....