Weekend In Equestria

Well, sorry to tease everyone with this short chapter. I am currently writing the next one.... anyways.. enjoy this short update!

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"Holy shit.... How am I gonna pull this off...."

"Umm... Derpy.... is it okay if I invite some friends over...?" I nervously asked while twiddling my thumbs, Derpy serving me my bowl of soup, the steamy hot bowl sitting on my lap.
"Awww, you don't have to ask!" Derpy said with a big smile on her face, her loving eyes staring at me.

THUD! THUD! THUD!

Dash eagerly knocked at the door, her excited panting seeping through the door.
"Ahem! That must be them.... How sudden!?" I exclaimed, breaking the touching moment between Derpy and I.
I set the bowl down on the couch and jumped up off the couch, hoping that everything would go "smoothly" tonight.

CLICK!

I unlocked the door and opened it to see an over excited Rainbow Dash, a big wide grin on her face as she breathed fast.
"WHY HELLO RAINBOW DASH! MY GOOD PAL-mmmh!" My cheesy "friend" speech I had been planning was abrupt by Dash's sloppy tongue, her arms and legs latched around me as she messily slobbered all over my tongue.

"Mmmh, Sooo good! But.. must... resist..."

I closed the door, not even caring where Twilight was. I jerked my head back, ignoring Dash's delicious temptations, Dash staring deeply into my eyes as I wattled over to the couch, Dash still holding onto me.
"Ahem... What a nice greeting..." I nervously said while looking at Derpy, who still smiled at me.

"Awww, what good friends!" Derpy said as she sipped some of her soup, not even caring that this wasn't just a friendly peck on the cheek.
"So, how did you and Orion become friends?" Derpy happily questioned Dash, who was still hugging me, her magenta eyes gazing into my soul.
"Well, were closer than friends..." Dash replied, not even looking at Derpy as she spoke.
"Yes... Were... Best friends!" I squeakily said, my voice cracking due to the high tension... I didn't want Derpy to know....

"Yeah... Orion ate me out sooo good..." Dash soothingly said as she blushed, her kinky expression looked... so... beautiful...
"WAIT! Did she just say what I think she did!?" The thought rushes to me about 3 seconds later...

"Y-Yes! I ate her... cooking....! Is what she meant...I ate her cooking so good!" I blurted outloud, beads of sweat slowly running down my forehead as I began breathing faster.
"Heehee, you know Dash, Orion's really good at eating me..." Derpy giggled, her loving smile gracing me again as she blushed.
"D-Derpy! Is this really an appropriate topic...?" I blushed as Dash turned her head to Derpy.
"Oh, it's just mare to mare talk! " Derpy exclaimed, her eyes narrowed... another dirty look....

"So anyways, last time, I got some whipped cream and..."

THUD! THUD! THUD!

Derpy's conversation came to a sudden halt as someone knocked at the door... Twilight!

"Oh thank god! Great timing!" I thought as I got up an opened the door, not even noticing Dash still wrapped around me tight... not even letting go. The door swung open to reveal a tired looking Twilight, her mane ruffled and flaky and shopping bags filled with clothes hanging by her mouth.
"Let me help you with that!" I said, lowering my hand to grab the bag hanging by the handle in her mouth. Twilight jerked her head sideways, dodging my helping hand.
"I got it..." Twilight said with a dull expression on her face as she walked in the living room.

Awww.... This all I need right now....
A tired Twilight, a horny Dash, and a kinky Derpy....

GIGGITY!