Weekend In Equestria

by The Unknown Brony

Derpy, Donuts, and DIRTY

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Derpy laid her head down on my left shoulder as I held her in my arms, slowly walking down the hallway and into the living room. Derpy slowly kissing my neck as I carefully walked to the front door, trying not to wake the sleeping Twilight dosed on the couch.
"Wait..." Derpy whispered as she grabbed a small money sack.... Whatever...?

CREAAAAK!

Derpy giggled as I slowly walked out the door, gently closing the door with a little push.
"Hehe, I like spending time with you..." Derpy seductively said as she clinged onto me tighter, her lips sucking on my neck as we walked down the stairs.
"Eheh.... stop! That tickles..." I couldn't help outburst as we reached the bottom of the stairs, Derpy surprisingly still hanging onto me as we walked down the street.

Our quest.... DONUTS!

Derpy and I both walked down the sidewalk, the sun beaming down on Derpy's bright hair, creating a shine that beamed in my face, but I didn't care... I still "wuvved" her.

"So.. umm, just how far away is Sugar Cube Corner...?" I asked Derpy as we approached a beautiful forest, apple trees as far as the eye could see, well, on the left and right side of the concrete sidewalk that is...
"Oh it's not that far, I walk here every morning... Don'tcha just love the scenery?" Derpy smiled at me, her cute lips puckered up as she blushed... She wanted a kiss.

"Awww, come here..." I whispered to her as she leaned her head closer, her lips locked onto mine as I wrapped my arms around her, slowly stroking my fingers through Derpy's soft blonde mane.

"Mmmmhgm!

Derpy giggled as I slowly wiggled my tongue through her mouth, her warm saliva soaking my tongue in a delicious sticky mess.
"Okay... Okay... Just keep walking... " I thought to myself as Derpy began sucking on my tongue, her warm lips tightening around my tongue as she blushed.

CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP

I heard the sounds of walking ponies as the forest ended, I quickly jerked my tongue out of Derpy's lips and looked around to see where we were. Infront of us were multiple stores, set up along eachother, stretching all the way down to another street light.
"Awww... Is that all?" Derpy frowned, her yellow glistening eyes beginning to water up as she pouted at me.
"Damn...But there's ponies everywhere....Meh... Oh well..."

I lifted Derpy higher and immediately shoved my tongue in her mouth, Derpy letting out a loud sigh as I continued walking, constantly wiggling my tongue around to satisfy the cute horny Derpy. She closed her eyes and bobbed her head left and right, slowly lashing her tongue around in my mouth, my only reaction being to just continue walking and ignore the ponies staring at us.

"Awww, how adorable!"
"Why can't YOU kiss me like that, Harold?"
"Somepony's a lucky mare..."
"Heehee, he's gonna score!"
"Uhg, get a room!"

The loud conversations of the watching ponies soon became louder and louder as we continued tongue battling, my face blushing as I ignored all the comments and walked across the street... Derpy still sucking my face as we finally made it to the front door of Sugar Cube Corner... Thank God! I don't think I could take anymore ponies watching us kiss....

"Mmmh... D-Derpy... We're here..."

I sighed in Derpy's mouth, her tongue slowly coming to a halt as I pushed open the door. Inside, Mrs.Cake stood over the glass case filled with mouthwatering donuts, every frosting color you could think of... Pink, White, Blue, Green, Red... and the most diabolical looking donut... The Black Frosting Donut...

"Good morning there! How may I help you?" Mrs. Cake asked, her face blushing as Derpy continued kissing my neck sloppily.

"Please... I will take one box of donuts!" I shouted... I was so hungry... and the shiny sprinkled donuts didn't help....
"...And a banana muffin please...." Derpy sighed, a kinky expression on her face as she stared up at me.
"Okie dokie! That'll be 4 bits please!" Mrs.Cake selected 11 sprinkled donuts at random, and a muffin, quickly placing the donuts in a square pink box and the muffin in a separate bag. Derpy hugged me tight as I reached into my pocket and took out the small bag of coins.
"1...2....3...4! There you are, 4 bits!" I took out the coins and placed them on the glass, next to the cash register.
"Thank you, Come back soon!" Mrs.Cake said as she put the muffin bag in the box and handed it to me, I slowly grabbed the box with one hand, and slowly leaned back on the door, Derpy just smiling at me as I did ALL the work... But I couldn't stay mad at her...

"Mmmh... Let's get home fast... I want you to eat me while I'm still wet..." Derpy whispered in my ear, her voice cracking as she spoke. I blushed and gulped nervously... I didn't want to run back... but I didn't want to disappoint her...

I quickly walked... blushing and sweating as I walked down the crosswalk, Derpy breathing down my neck. My pace was, so-so, not exactly running, but walking pretty fast. Derpy gripped me harder, I could feel her pussy wetting my shirt... Damn... I had to walk faster...

I held onto the box and quickly sprinted down the sidewalk, one hand on Derpy, and the other on the box, I eventually made it back to the luscious green forest... So close to the apartment... yet...

"Oh... Right here... I can't wait any longer... Eat me... please.." Derpy sighed out, her hot breathe running all over my neck.
I quickly set down the box and sat Derpy down infront of a big tree, her legs arched open wide.
"Wow... Ehem...You sure are ready... " The only words I could say as I stared at her soaked pussy, drenched with dripping pre-cum. Derpy opened the box and took out the muffin bag, panting loudly as she shoved the banana muffin between her legs, her loving eyes gracing me as I laid down between her legs.

"Umm... Muffin?"

"Please...." Derpy rubbed her hoofs through my hair as I licked the soggy muffin, the delicious bread melting in my mouth.
The muffin must've been made straight out of the oven... it was soo soft.... and moist....
The muffin dissolved into a mushed runny mess, the sweet taste of blue berries and banana filled my mouth as I began to eat out Derpy.

"Mmmh..." Derpy sighed out as I mashed my tongue against her lips, slowly licking up the last of the sloppy pre-cum muffin.
Then it all made sense, Derpy's pussy was so wet, it dissolved the muffin into a yummy mush, then another thought came to me...THIS WAS THE FIRST MEAL IN 5 DAYS.....

I sloppily put my lips on her pussy, my saliva drenching the last of the muffin crumbs into my mouth, eventually washing away the last of the muffin. For some strange reason, watching me eat the muffin got Derpy to cum... Her juices dripping down in my mouth, washing down the crumbs in my mouth.
"Umm... Orion.... There's something I wanted too tell you..." Derpy moaned, her voice cracking as I slopply ran my tongue between her lips.
"What is it?" I muttered as I sloshed my tongue around wildly, Derpy slowly squirting out cum.

"Let's get married..."

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