Weekend In Equestria

"...What happened to my life?.... I was about to finish up Senior year.... Probably ask out the girl I've had a crush on since middle school.... Go to the library... Then all of this happened... I had some fun with Twilight.... Then fucked everything up..."
All these thoughts clouded my mind as I slowly awoke, a bright beam of sunlight creeping through a window above the couch.

My mouth was still on Derpy's pussy, a pleased look spread across her face as I slowly took my mouth away.
"Mmm, hehe." I wiped my mouth, Derpy's cum still dripping on my lips.
I couldn't believe we actually slept like that... But yet.. That was one of the best sleeps Iv'e had in months...
I laid my head down between Derpy's legs again, her warm thighs warming my cheeks.
"Wow... this is a comfortable spot..." I thought to myself as I closed my eyes.

I opened my eyes, my curious mind wondering if she was like Twilight...

SQUISH!

I put my mouth on her pussy again, slowly poking my tongue inside her. I stared up at Derpy as she blushed and gasped aloud.
"If your'e hungry... Just ask." Derpy said, her arms gripping the couch and a loving smile on her face.
I blushed and closed my eyes, continuing to sloppily eat, the delicious taste of whipped cream and muffins filling my mouth each lick.

"Be careful..." Derpy sighed, she laid her head back as I gently sucked on her clit.
I couldn't stop... Derpy tasted so sweet... So yummy... So-

SPPPLUUUURGGGHH!

I wasn't paying attention to Derpy's moans and gasps, and more importantly... her cum.
I blushed as the warm sticky juices splashed on my face, also drenching the couch.
"I'm sorry..." I nervously said, ashamed of wasting her yummy cum.
"Awww, it's okay!" Derpy patted my head and gave me a big smile; She put her hoof on my head and kissed my forehead.
Derpy leaned closer to me, and whispered something in my ear...
"I love you!"

Derpy jumped off the couch and ran towards the front door, she took a hat, and a mailbag off from a coat rack .
"Silly me! I have to go deliver mail, I'll be back in a while! Just make yourself comfy!" Derpy said as she slowly shut the door.
I don't know what i felt... But it felt right.... Derpy.... Loves me?!

"Okay, okay, okay.... What to do....? If I continue fooling around with Derpy, she'll get attached to me like Twilight... Speaking of Twilight.... She's probably getting Rainbow Dash to "take care" of me.... Holy shit... I am fucked...."
I sat down on the couch... trying to think of a plan that would surely save me... but... none came to mind.

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

Suddenly, someone knocked on the door... There... my only instinct was to open the door... so i did.
The door swung open and there, standing in the doorway was Rainbow Dash....
"U-Um... hey, hows it-" My greeting was interrupted by a kick in the stomach. I fell on the floor.. trying to regain consciousness... but I couldn't... I blacked out right there...