Discord sabotage Celestia birth control

by zsewqthewolf

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Anthro, Comedy, Romance
Length: 1709

Celestia as everypony know how as a level headed pony but how does she do it? Discord knows and a few other ponies know that she have a very very active sex life.

Celestia is known by all her subject as the most kind and the level headed of rulers, but they all ask how dose she do it keep up that smile and the glow she keep up. Only a few know and the answer is that her sex life is very very active

Discord is one of them knowing she always go into her chamber room to get ready for daily fill of a lustful time before going back to the throne room or meeting with the royal ponies of equestria.

He his sick of not having fun with his type of fun of chaos. But one day he think to him self why she have fun all the time and now up to his plans of ruining her times he make his move.

A/N this is my 1st clop fic so be easy on me. Also this is a fun clop fic so just have fun with it and enjoy it.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-14 02:49:03 UTC

Chapter one: Finding Out and Making Plans, Part One

Discord was sitting on the sofa in Fluttershy's home, looking outside trying to pass the time. He sat there, bored out of his mind.

‘I miss the days of making chaos whenever I please’ thinking to himself. ‘You know, I wonder what the what the princesses are up too. Good thing I learned to do that invisible spell to spy on ponies and what they're doing.’ and with that in his mind he got up from the sofa and with the snap of his fingers he was there in front of the capital city of Equestria.

He then cast the invisible spell on himself to make sure no one spotted him walking into the city and going into the castle without anyone knowing of his present. After walking all the way to castle unnoticed, he looks around to find the princesses.

He walked left to right in the many hallways the castle has, and about five minutes in he find Celestia wearing a dress that shows off her perfect hourglass body and some of the gracefulness her body contained. It also had shown her legs with her high heels to add the look to the dress, as well as making her taller than what she was already with black stockings to boot.

‘After all this time she still look gorgeous as ever’ he thinks in his head not wanting to be found. He moved out of her way, following her from behind. As Discord trailed her all the way down the hallway, she entered through a door that was opened by a couple of guards. Inside was what looked like a meeting with the higher upper-class ponies and a few of the royal families sitting in their chairs with paperwork in front of them.

‘Oh, for Faust's sake! Great. Now I have to wait out this boring meeting now. And I can’t use my magic at all to make anything without being found out. Looks like I do have to wait this out... thinking to himself with a mental groan.

two hours later

“And, therefore, we must make cutbacks for the schools,” one of the ponies say. Before anybody can get a word in,  the clock in the room rings out.

“Um, look at the time. Am sorry but it have to wait until tomorrow.” Celestia says to everyone in the room. They all nod their heads, pack their things, and all leave the room. Celestia comes out last, Discord sitting with his jaw hanging there.

‘I can not believe she has to put up with that shit all the time with them! I mean how! How is she able to keep up that friendly face and be that nice to them without losing her mind?

Discord still follows right behind her wondering about how she keeps up this personality. ‘Maybe I find out what she does on her free time’ and with that he follow her.

A few minutes later they arrive at her chamber like room. Discord could not follow her inside because the door only allows her, or anyone she wants, to go with her into the room.

‘Damn, how am I going to get in the room now? Ok, time to think. Discord looked all around the hallway to find any way in. He was about to give up until he noticed an air duct under a table that was holding a pot of flowers.

‘There's my ticket in!’ he was now grinning to himself as he shrunk himself to fit in the opening and walking in the air duct. He walked inside of it, going towards, what he thinks, leads to Celestia's room.

‘They really need to clean this out sometime.’ he thought to himself after moving a few dust bunnies out of the way. After he did that, he took a left and found an opening. As he walks up to it, he finds what he was looking for.

“And bingo was his name oh,” saying it to himself out loud. As he looked out the opening in the air duct, he sees Celestia sitting on her big round bed.

“What a day…” she says to herself as she holds her head. With that, she starts to take off her dress. She then unhook the back of the dress and let it fall to the floor showing off her pink bra and thong.

‘WOW, and a front row seat!’ discord could not look away from her body. Then a light bulb lit up over his head. He had a brilliant idea. He then grabbed the light bulb and turned it into a VHS camera. ‘Horny ponies would pay big to see this!’ thinking to himself as he starts filming her.

Celestia than takes off her high heels and rubs her feet. “They look good and all, but you think that with magic they would find a way to make them more comfortable.” When she was done rubbing her feet she got up and said “Time to get ready for some fun.” she smiled and walked to the fireplace to warm up the water that was in the teapot.

‘Fun? What fun? Discord thinks to himself as he keeps on filming her. ‘What're you up to Celestia?’ He followed her, the camera held up to watch her.

“Let's see, where did I put them at… ah ha!” when she opened a drawer, she picked a round container that had shown some kind of pill on it. “Got to take this before I get into it. I can’t allow myself to get pregnant. Besides, if I do I won’t be able to have fun until I give birth.”

‘Wait, what!?’ Discord couldn't believe his ears, so he removed them and cleaned them, placing them back on to make sure they were working right. ‘Why would she need birth control pills? I mean, I didn't know she had a colt friend.’

As she takes the pill, she then take out what looks like a tube and a box. She opens it to take out two of what look like small plastic packages with a helmet insignia on it. After closing the drawer, she then walks to her bed to lay down. As she did so, a bookshelf opens itself up.

Discord looks to the opening bookshelf to see a stallion setting there and landing on the side of the wall what look like a hidden hallway. ‘when did she have that hallway?’

the stallion look to be in his mid-twenties he coat is of purple and his mane was the color of deep dark red “Hey Celestia how was your day?” he say than he looks up and down on the bed where she was laying. “Let me guess the meeting was about nonsense?” He looks at her.

“Yes, it was” she say to him as a smile is ( from ( what that word when it’s taking place as it changes? )on her face. “ I was getting ready for you before you come here. Here take a drink from my specially made tea, “ she say to the stallion. “ Let me guess the tea have something to make my dick hard and to help make sure you don’t get knocked up right? “ He says to her as he gives a smirk to her on his face knowing the answer. “ You know it Neon Night Light. “

Discord could not believe what he's seeing with his own eyes of what’s going on right there. ‘Ok how long this been going on now!?‘ think to himself. “ I don’t want to say this but don’t you think this is overboard here? “ The stallion look at her in a despet look at her. “You can never be too careful in life.” She say to the colt and he drink the tea with her and she lay down on the bed and spread her legs open for the colt. “You can help me get ready if you like” she look at him with a playful look on her face.

The stallion than smile at her. “Oh yes I’ll help you royal highness” he walk on to her and got on the bed with her and lay on his belly and slowly remove her thong as he did so he then start to look her lower lips. Celestia give a soft moan with that.

‘Holy shit this is really happening?!’ Discord jaw pop off hitting the floor. He pick it back up and put it back on as he remove his eyes like a pair of glasses and clean them off and after that he put them back on to see if his seeing this for real.

He was eating her out in a way that made Celestia turn more red than Big Mac. he then start licking on her clit making her moan out load and now she was holding his head down. After a few minutes of giving her an cunilingus she than let out a big and loud moan as she orgasm in his mouth as he drink her sweet juice.

“You always know how to make a mare enjoy her time.” she smile at him. “Hey i do this for a living you know beside i know all my client’s.” he smile back at her “Now than let get to the real thing soel we?” with that he take off his pants and his boxers and rubbing his now rock hard cock that was thirteen inch long. “Now than where that condom and spermicide lube?” he say to her. “Right here with me” she hold up the condom in her right hand and in the left was the spermicidal lube.

Discord was now sweating all over and without thinking he was holding his crotch. he look than think ‘I need to take care of this badly.’ with that he snip his fingers to make a tv and a sofa in the air vent after that he give the vcr camera wings to fly and cast a invisble on it to sent it in the room. the tv with turn on and lay on the sofa and unzip his pants to start masturbating.