In the life of Pinkie

by lotr2012

Rating: everyone
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1149

If you've ever wondered how Pinkie Pie see's the world, this is how you find out.

People always wonder how Pinkie can laugh at the craziest of things, and make it funny to other people, so Pinkie would like to show you.

Published 2014-05-06 03:30:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-06 03:30:04 UTC

How does Pinkie See the World

Okay, remember I talked about that tiny machine I put in my brain? I allows me to see in ultra violet ray instead of regular light. Wait! I forgot to tell you, every so often i go through a dumb fit. It's where I loose my intelligence for a period of time and become Pinkie. When I first started writing this I had it, but tit went away. But I'm only telling you now because I feel one coming on now.
CRACK! BOOM! POP!

Oooo people! I need to go help Apple Jack since it's Apple Buck season, wait... Last time she helped me, she made baked bads instead of baked goods.. So I guess I'll just make her I warm buttery pancake to make up for it! Wait... she made something bad for me so I make something good for her... Yep! That's how it works. Oh my gosh! It's a blade of grass! I've never seen this before in my life I wonder if I could go to Twilight an have her see what kind of endangered species of grass this is. Save the environment! Wait! Maybe I can test it myself! I just need to go to my house! One leg in front the other. Step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step. Okay one more big step! Then Pinkie said out loud.

"Mission almost competed officer Pinkie!"
BANG!Oopsy's! I hit my head.
CRACK! BOOM! POP!

Finally! That dumb fit was longer that usual. Anyway,back to how I see the world. People think I see the world in shades of rainbow, but I only see in grey, thanks to that little machine in my head. It allows me to see the world in different way's, and makes me develop new skills and think outside the box.

How a Day in the Life of pinkie feels

This how a day in the life of me fells like, all that stuff before explains it so you aren't confused.

Pinkie woke up and analyzed her breakfast. A pancake with a whole entire bag of sugar on it. She hated sugar, but she had to eat it since she was the element of harmony. She choked it down and was barely able to swallow the horrid stuff. A few minutes later, she went to the toilet and threw up, as usual. She secretly grabbed a bowl of sugar free corn flakes and scarfed it down before anybody noticed her eating sugar free cereal. Then she went to the bakery to make some "delicious" sugar coated cookies for Rainbow Dash. When she brought them to her she said,
"Hey thanks Pinkie, your the best."

She didn't understand why people liked that garbage, that excuse for food! So then she made a sugar free protein shake for Twilight Sparkle so she could study, Twilight sparkle is the only one with a good taste in food. She went to Twilight's castle and laid it next to her.
"Thanks Pinkie Pie, as a reward, I made you double sugar coated chocolate cookies, just how you like them!" Twilight told her proudly.

Yeah, just how you want me to like, them, but I don't like them. Pinkie thought, but, she forced a smile on her face, and walked into Twilight's kitchen. She saw the cookies laying on the counter, but tossed them into the trash can. She sprinkled a light coat of sugar over the plate where the cookies had been to make it look like she had ate them while she was coming back to Twilight Sparkle.

"Mmm Mmm, that was good." She nearly puked ate the thought about what it would be like to choke down that excuse for edible "food". Alright that's enough I'm outta here. Pinkie thought. She told Twilight Sparkle that she was going to back to the bakery to make something for Apple Jack. So she flew out of that horrible, sweet smelling, welcoming place and went to the bakery and thought of what she could make for Apple Jack. Then suddenly, she thought of a plan, a brilliant plan, a super rockin' fun time plan. She was going to put hot sauce in an apple pastry for Apple Jack. She grabbed all of the normal ingredients for an apple pastry, but she also grabbed a bottle of hot sauce. She put a heavy coat of hot sauce on each of the apple slices after all was finished. After that she flew to Apple Jack's house with an evil grin on her smug face.

When she got there, she erased her grin and knocked on Apple Jack's door. She opened the door and told her to come in. She put the pastry on the table and said,
"I made this all for you!"
Then Apple Jack said,
"Thank you!"

Pinkie Pie walked herself out of the house, as soon as she closed the door she heard a shrill scream. And she couldn't even blame Pinkie Pie, because she acts like the stupidest pony in the world of Equestria. The rest of the day was just sleeping, and secretly studying astrophysics in her room. When it was time for bed, she felt satisfied in what she did today, and knew tomarrow would go very well too.

How Does Pinkie Think

Hi! I'm Pinkie Winky Dinky, that's the nickname I made for myself, but no one really got in to it. And everyone thinks that my brain is really simple, but it's extremely complex. I'm actually VERY bright, brighter than Twilight. I know what the square root of pie is, and I know every second of pony history. But, since I'm the element of laughter, I'm supposed to be dumb. But when I'm not being watched, I study calculus and aeronautics and astronomy and much, much more. Don't tell Rainbow Dash this but I stole a hair sample and a drool sample while she was sleeping so I can see why she's so fast, and I can also make myself fast. I'm planning on doing that with all the other ponies so I can... Wait never mind. I shouldn't tell you my plans. Anyway, in my brain I implanted a minuscule machine that breaks up the world in my eyes, I can tell what people are thinking or are a about to say. I know who's a threat and who's not, it's pretty simplistic really. All I did was attach the hard drive... Wait, I probably shouldn't tell you that either.