Discord- Q

by Silver Wrench

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Human
Length: 1112

IS Discord and Q one and the Same?

A My Little Pony, Star Trek crossover Involving Discord and or Q and the Borg.
The Mane six and the crew of a now disabled Enterprise have to deal with a double threat of a omnipotent reality bending been and alien cyborg invaders convinced that Equestrian magic is just another bit of technology for the taking.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-30 04:02:28 UTC

Dream with in a Dream

My Little Pony is property of Hasbro, Star Trek is property of Paramount Pictures.

Discord -Q

Chapter 1 Dream with in a Dream

A dark corridor lined with power conduits, black frame work with only the slight hit of white or green lighting peeking up at regular intervals. There lining the walls are empty Borg regeneration cells, all empty except for one lone Borg.

This is not the usual Borg drone, this one as a specific purpose. Then a haunting voice spoke "I am Locutus of Borg Resistance is futile".

At that moment Jon Luc Picard Captain of the start ship Enterprise wakes for his nightmare.

Jon Luc been having this same reoccurring nightmares for years now since his assimilation into the Borg and his crew rescuing him and undoing most of the changed the bog has done. Most of the changes are the right word, Dr Crusher was able to remove most of the implants and was able to restore Picards appearance. Although if Picard is close enough to the Borg, he still hears the voice of the collective. His right arm was also never the same since, his original arm was removed by the Borg to accommodate a Borg utility arm. The arm that Jon Luc stares at how is a bionic arm that almost mimics a natural human arm. His sense of touch in that limb never been right and unlike the rest of himself that arm does not tan in the sun like his natural skin does, always remaining slightly more pale that the rest of himself.

Picard spoke "computer what is the time". What followed was the normal sound of the computer processing the request before replying "the current ship time is zero five hundred hours". Picard though to him self 5 am, still early but I may as well get up. With that though a white flash appeared in his room, follow by the appearance of a familiar foe.

"Q what do you want now" said Picard in a irritated tone. Picard like a few other Starfleet commanding officers always made sure to let Q now that he is not welcomed nor will his actions tolerated. "Oh my Capetian, why so vexed, I only wanted to visit one of my very good friends" said Q. "Last I checked Q we were never friends" spat Picard. "Why be so upset Jon Luc, someone told me once that friendship is magic" spoke Q with a sly look on his face. "Q I have no time with you games" yelled Picard. "Why Jon Luc, now you being as rude as Sisko or many Celest-" cute caught himself before his apparently slip of tongue. Jon Luc have no idea what or who Celest meant, based by the puzzled and now not as groggy look on his face. "Come on, at least Janeway would hear me out" spoke Q acting like he was emotionally hurt. Picard knew better that to ever take Q's expressions for face value. "I am not Janeway, what do you want anyways Q" Picard said trying not to loose this newest game of witts with a reality bending entity. "Captian you should know" Q said in a now monotone voice, "Humanity is on trial". "I though we are over that" said Picard referring to the Far Point mission some 12 years ago.

"Oh humanity is always on trial" said Q "but it isn't by me this time, Humanity's oldest ally is going to judge you this time".

Jon Luc wondered if Q somehow meant the Vulcans who officially humans made first contact with. "Okay now it is time to wake up Jon Luc" Q said with a Flash. Picard wakes up from his dream. He though to himself a dream with in a dream?

Did he really talked to Q or did he imagined the whole thing.

The Library is silent except for the slight sound of pages being flipped though a book. Twilight Sparkle is catching up on some reading, it was a topic most ponies did not know about or even know it existed ancient human history.

Such a book is not a normal part of the library here in Ponyville, it is on loan from the Royal Canterlot archives. The same archives Twilight attempted to break in months ago before her little experience with time travel. Twilight's though was only was on the text she was reading, he just stared to read about Code of Hammurabi. Spike went to sleep hours ago, and Olwoisous was tending to his own needs. Then a bright flash of light appears followed by the appearance of the draconequus Discord. "Discord I though we turned you into stone using the Elements of Harmony" shouted Twilight.

"Why so worried Mon petit poney" said Discord "you won that game, and do not say I was never fair".

Discord using the word fair was almost like poison to Twilight's ears as she gave a disgusted look to the draconequus.

"Who said I would remain still long enough for you and your friends to vanquished me with the elements" spoke Discord.

"You figured out my little riddle, managed to get yourself and your friends back on track and the day is saved". And with a snap of his figured a Mexican mariachi band appears playing festive music, a human mariachi band complete with stereotypical Mexican costumes. Twilight refused to be amused by the draconequus and stated at him coldly.

"What is this, you do not like humans" said Discord, as he grabbed Twilight's Book and thumbed thought he pages.

"With there corruption and war, crime, genocide somepony should put the whole race on trial" said Discord with a smirk.

Twilight spoke up and said "you can't simply condemn a whole race just because of the actions of a few".

Discord leans in with a frown and spoke " The Spartans beating there slaves on a daily basis, Mongolians sacking most of Asia, Romans crucifying Christians, the Spanish Inquisition, three whole world wars, do not get me started with the Holocaust and the atomic bomb" said Discord. With another snap of his fingers the band was gone.

"A storm is coming Twilight, and it isn't what you expect" said discord "old allies is what Equestria needs to stop an cough Invasion cough" said Discord. Twilight jumped as she awoken from her dream, apparently she fell asleep as she was reading her book. With the soft glow of her horn and the book followed in the same aura, twilight turned the page to the Code of Hammurabi.

Author's Notes:

Mon petit poney is french for My Little Pony.