Making Contact

"Alight we're all good to go". Daniel started.

"Yea". Replied Mykato, James, and Aleks.

"Okay we will be landing in front of what looks like a casle in five minutes. Don't fuck this up. And James dont try to suduce anyone". Daniel recited.

"Fine". Muttered James.

"Shouls we bring a gift of peace, like in those SciFi movies"? Suggested Mykato.

"What would we possible give them". Aleks asked.

"They seem pretty primitive in metallurgy, scans dident puck up any alloys. We can show them steel". Mykato replied.

"Do we have time? We dont know how to make a steel". Complained Aleks.

"We have time. Just look up the Bessemer process and print it". Said Mykato.

"Fine, ill go do that just land the craft and wait for me". Said Aleks.

"Hurry up". Said daniel.

Eight minutes later.

" what took you so long". Asked daniel.

"In was waiting for the computer to translate thier language before printing". Replied Aleks.

" how'd you get thier language"? Asked Daniel.

"They did enought yelling and screaming outside the ship for the computer to translate". Replied Aleks.

"You saw that too"?

"Yea, apparently a giant titanium plane is enough to cause panick". Alek replied sarcastically.

"Right, well, let's go meet our fans".

They all stood in front of the door and watched as the sunlight entered the room when the door opened. They were blinded for a couple sexonds but when their eyes ajusted they saw spears being pointed at them. Onealien in purple armor walked up to them and pointed his sword at daniel.

"Stand down creature, we have you surrounded". The alien said wit a stern look.

The human friends dident move or talk. They were trying not to laugh.

" creature you will respond to me".

They still stood silent. Still trying not to laugh.

"I'm going to give you one more chance before i arrest you".

"Oh I'm so scared dildo head™". Blurteds out James. Cauaing Daniels,Mykato, and aleks to start laughing as well. Even some of the soldiers next to dildohead snickered but stopping when getting a death glare from dildohead.

" you dare Insult the captain of the royal guard"? He said gritting his teeth.

"What are you going to do? Stab me". James mocked.

Jame then saw as his sword bounced off his shieldsa and break leaving  a shocked dildo head™.

" captain!" Yelled a feminine voice.

"Y yes princess". Said dildohead™.

"What are you doing assaulting this creature". Yelled the princess.

" p princess these creatures disobeyed me and insulted me". Replied dildohead™.

"So you stab them". She yelled pointing at james.

"I don't really mind. It only took down 0.017 of my shields". Said James.

The princess stoped looking at dildohead™ and stared at James.

"You creature, whats your business here". Asked the princess.

"Why are all you calling us creatures? You cant see our faces". Replied daniel.

"Nopony are as tall as you four. Except me and my sister but your taller then us." Replied the princess.

"Nopony huh? Very perspective. We are here to meet you". Replied daniel.

"Me?" Replied the princess.

"No your species. Who are you by the way". Asked daniel.

" I am Princess Celestia, co-ruler of Equestia". She replied.

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"Okay we are here to meet you". Said James.

"Hmm.. What land do you come from". Celestia said.

"Umm.....Earth". Daniel said.

"Are you diplomats from your country?"

"Umm..no, were explorers, from planet earth. We saw this star system and took interest in your planet. We were about to claim it when we saw small towns and city's from sattalites". Daniel replied.

"But theres not life outside this planet". Said Celestia.

"Your wrong". Said Mykato.

"You can't talk to the Princess like that". Yelled Dildohead™.

"Calm down Shining Armor, its quite alright". Celestia said calmy.

"But Pri-

"Do what your mom says, Dildohead™". James Interupted.

"Stop calling me that!" Yelled Shining Armor.

"Talk to me when you grow a couple feet". James said.

"You are quite the interesting bunch aren't ya". The Princess chuckled.

"Were more interesting when you get to know us". Said Daniel.

"And in bed". Said James.

"Really James?" Aleks said.

"What? Mykato knows what I'm saying". James argued while Celestias face was still red as a tomato.

"Dont involve me. The the last time you did Daniel deleted my porn file too". Mykato said flatly.

"Pfft whatever. Just dont mess with my game". James said.

"Not mcuh game to mess with". Daniel muttered.

"I heard that". James said.

"Um.. Ah.. Do you want to talk inside". Celestia said still blushing.

"What was that Celestia". Daniel asked.

" Thats Princess Celestia you beast". Yelled Shining Armor.

"Yo dipshit, yell one more time and ill make that sword your new spine". Daniel said.

"Captain please shut up". Yelled Celestia.

" y yes Princess".

"Good now i was asking would you like to speak inside. I was about to have dinner with my student and her friends. Would you care to join?" Celestia asked.

"I dont see why not. Also, here's a gift. As a sign of peace". Daniel said motioning Aleks to hand her the paper.

"What's this? Howd you get the paper so white and even?" Asked the confused Celestia.

"Its a method of making an iron alloy. Its way stronger and lighter then your armor and swords. Its called steel". Aleks replied.

"Fascinating! And the paper?" She aasked again.

"Umm... Its processed through factories. Ill search it up later in the data banks. Now to dinner?" Asked Aleks.

"Right, follow me". Celestia said turning around and walki g toqards two entrance while being frollowd by the four human. Who each fliped off and whispered 'fuck you' to Dildohead™.