Making Contact

by PEACEcells

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Human, Anthro, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 3131

Four best friends James, Alex, Daniel, and Mykato, in the year 2347 are exploring space for money worthy thingthings. from asteriods to entire planets and they have just found the jackpot!

Four best friends who so happen to be explorers finds a shift star system that seems to have a planet. This gains their attention to look at the planet that has the potential of gaining them a shit load of money. Which they will most likely spend on armor upgrades and pot.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-14 00:56:12 UTC

Odd Planet

World war three pretty much changed humanity. By the end of the war we pretty much mined the whole planet, killed off most species, and left the planet a desert wasteland. We used the last of the resources we got and evacuated the planet. Earth in later years would be brought back to life with terraforming technology. Which we manufactured while colonized on a distant planet, Holiux. The new government known as the United Federation of Humanity, would keep humanity going. Getting more advaced, making life easier and keeping rebellions back.

One thing is on the federations to do list. Find sentient beings.

Current year: 2379

Location: one-hundred and thirty-seven light years from human space,

Character bios/

Danial Anderson/

Main Weapon: kinetic Scar H with FMJ rounds, grip, thermo laser sight, suppressor, and adjustable stock/

Age: 27/

Height: 6" 11/

Features: long black hair with chin strap, Greg eyes, a scar on his left cheek.

James Decker/

Main Weapon" 50 caliber high power kinetic sniper rifle with explosive rounds, range finder, thermo scope, and supresser.

Age:26/

Height:6" 8/

Features: medium black hair with stubble, green eye and advance smart eye./

Alex Vladimir/

Main Weapon: Heavy kinetic LMG with FMJ, grip round magazines, halhalo smart sights, and long barrel.

Age:28/

Height:6" 9/

Features:short dirty blond hair with clean shave, blue eyes, and no sort of scars or body replacements./

Mykato Sukij/

Main Weapon: automatic 12 gage uranium shell SPAZ shotgun, grip, flash muzzel, adjustable stock, green high powered laser, and no right attachments./

Age:31/

Height:6" 6/

Features: medium jet black hair, clean shave, black eyes, and no sort of scars or body replacements/

These four best friends were currently entering a shift system. Its pretty rare to find a shift system with a planet it this is a different case.

"So- Said Daniel -you not only found a shift system with a planet, but, the planet is Goldilocks"?

"Yea and look, its mostly flatland, lots of dense forest, tall mountains, long rivers, and small oceans". He replied.

"Nice, how long until we land"?

"We should be going entering the system in five minutes and landing in fiffifteen".

"Okay. Also, can you contact the two idiots and get their ass's up here"?

"Yea, sure on it".

Down in the storage room.

Mykato was counting inventory while James was organizing the weapon stash. 'Hmm' he thought 'were running low on titanium plates. That could be a issue. Let's hope we don't take any major battle damage until we get to a market hub'.

" Mykato, James get to the deck". Said Alex overthe speakers.

"Why, were kinda doing something". He said checking over his SmartTab.

"We encountered a rather interesting shift system. Were going to go study it". He replied to hi Japanese friend.

"What's so special about it"? James asked while holding a heavy rocket launcher.

" its has a Goldilocks's planet". He said with excitement.

They both looked at him like he just smoked a pound of pot.

"Well, thats something you dont see everyday, okay well he right there." The screen turned off and they made there way to the deck

The doors to the deck opened and James and Mykato walken in. They sat down and began to warm up scanners and calibrate. The ship will be landing in six minutes.

"Okay, start thrustera and maneuver the ship to that valley over there". Daniel commanded pointing towards a flat field. The shipos thrusters began t spew out thrust slowing the decent.the ship entered the atmosphere with only minor turbalance. The landing struts start to unfoly and mechanuxally lock in place. The ship landing so fly while the struts suspension took most the force. The main and thruster engines died off leaving only the generater. The windows metal shield opened revealing the plexiglass and a view of the planet.

" wow what a view. Reminds me of Kola". Daniel recited.

"Well, before it exploded". James said receaving a punch from Alex.

"Well, we landed so lets gear up and scout the planet". Danieli said

.

"What about thew scanning and research equipment"? James said.

"Have a andriod bring it out. The more time we waate the less fresh air we breath". He said walking out the door towards the armory while be followed by his friends.

The four started to put on their advanced recon armor. Advanced recon armor is basically five layers of graphene digital black camp suit with some reinforced kelvar pockets. Also advance titaniam alloy armor covering vital areas like the chest and head. A smart HUD with VI's. Thee suits also have energy thrusters that take electrons from the air or collect energy from the sun to create electrical thrust for jump long distances and short flight, the suit also bends light to a point when a unit is activated thew suit can cloak or go invisible. Guns won't cloak unless it has the unit or isa on a magnet lock with the suit. The suit also has magnetive gloves and gravitybootsa making running faster then normal possible. The suits cost seven million credits each but worth it.

They took their guns and left.

Two hours later. They set up all the equipment and scouted the valley for anthing that can be a threat.

"Huh, that's weird". Alex's said.

"What? Did you look at the mirroragain"? Daniel replied

"Shut the fuck up, that's not what I meant. Look, that's notnatural".

"What is that? Looks like a bunch of squares". James said.

"Yea, it is a bunch of squares. Looks like a town". Daniel said.

"But were not in federation space. Also, this system is unexplored". Said the confuse alex.

"Might be a secret military base". Suggested james.

" nah, look, no electricity readings. And the boxa are not made of steel or concrete. Unless a ship got stranded here and built wooden housing these are not human". Alex replied.

"So....maybe it wasent built by humans". Saniel suggested.

" aliens"? Asked Mykatoy.

"Possibly, this coulde be a big find. We can sell the planet to the federation". Said James.

" yes maybe. Or we can make first contact. Firsat humans to meet aliens". Mykato said.

"What if their hostile"?

" we can take them. Lets juyat not cause violence. Dont want to fuck this up".

"Well lwta go to towwn".

" maybe we should go sonewhere else. Heere look, thier seems to be a city on the side of this mountain. Its made mostlyy of stone and marble. Might be a castle or a wealthy city". Alex said

"Okay we can head thier tomarrow. When everyone thier can see."

"What about thw language barrier"?

" well bring the ai. Well im gog to bed see you threetomarrowr."

Contact

"Alight we're all good to go". Daniel started.

"Yea". Replied Mykato, James, and Aleks.

"Okay we will be landing in front of what looks like a casle in five minutes. Don't fuck this up. And James dont try to suduce anyone". Daniel recited.

"Fine". Muttered James.

"Shouls we bring a gift of peace, like in those SciFi movies"? Suggested Mykato.

"What would we possible give them". Aleks asked.

"They seem pretty primitive in metallurgy, scans dident puck up any alloys. We can show them steel". Mykato replied.

"Do we have time? We dont know how to make a steel". Complained Aleks.

"We have time. Just look up the Bessemer process and print it". Said Mykato.

"Fine, ill go do that just land the craft and wait for me". Said Aleks.

"Hurry up". Said daniel.

Eight minutes later.

" what took you so long". Asked daniel.

"In was waiting for the computer to translate thier language before printing". Replied Aleks.

" how'd you get thier language"? Asked Daniel.

"They did enought yelling and screaming outside the ship for the computer to translate". Replied Aleks.

"You saw that too"?

"Yea, apparently a giant titanium plane is enough to cause panick". Alek replied sarcastically.

"Right, well, let's go meet our fans".

They all stood in front of the door and watched as the sunlight entered the room when the door opened. They were blinded for a couple sexonds but when their eyes ajusted they saw spears being pointed at them. Onealien in purple armor walked up to them and pointed his sword at daniel.

"Stand down creature, we have you surrounded". The alien said wit a stern look.

The human friends dident move or talk. They were trying not to laugh.

" creature you will respond to me".

They still stood silent. Still trying not to laugh.

"I'm going to give you one more chance before i arrest you".

"Oh I'm so scared dildo head™". Blurteds out James. Cauaing Daniels,Mykato, and aleks to start laughing as well. Even some of the soldiers next to dildohead snickered but stopping when getting a death glare from dildohead.

" you dare Insult the captain of the royal guard"? He said gritting his teeth.

"What are you going to do? Stab me". James mocked.

Jame then saw as his sword bounced off his shieldsa and break leaving  a shocked dildo head™.

" captain!" Yelled a feminine voice.

"Y yes princess". Said dildohead™.

"What are you doing assaulting this creature". Yelled the princess.

" p princess these creatures disobeyed me and insulted me". Replied dildohead™.

"So you stab them". She yelled pointing at james.

"I don't really mind. It only took down 0.017 of my shields". Said James.

The princess stoped looking at dildohead™ and stared at James.

"You creature, whats your business here". Asked the princess.

"Why are all you calling us creatures? You cant see our faces". Replied daniel.

"Nopony are as tall as you four. Except me and my sister but your taller then us." Replied the princess.

"Nopony huh? Very perspective. We are here to meet you". Replied daniel.

"Me?" Replied the princess.

"No your species. Who are you by the way". Asked daniel.

" I am Princess Celestia, co-ruler of Equestia". She replied.

....

"Okay we are here to meet you". Said James.

"Hmm.. What land do you come from". Celestia said.

"Umm.....Earth". Daniel said.

"Are you diplomats from your country?"

"Umm..no, were explorers, from planet earth. We saw this star system and took interest in your planet. We were about to claim it when we saw small towns and city's from sattalites". Daniel replied.

"But theres not life outside this planet". Said Celestia.

"Your wrong". Said Mykato.

"You can't talk to the Princess like that". Yelled Dildohead™.

"Calm down Shining Armor, its quite alright". Celestia said calmy.

"But Pri-

"Do what your mom says, Dildohead™". James Interupted.

"Stop calling me that!" Yelled Shining Armor.

"Talk to me when you grow a couple feet". James said.

"You are quite the interesting bunch aren't ya". The Princess chuckled.

"Were more interesting when you get to know us". Said Daniel.

"And in bed". Said James.

"Really James?" Aleks said.

"What? Mykato knows what I'm saying". James argued while Celestias face was still red as a tomato.

"Dont involve me. The the last time you did Daniel deleted my porn file too". Mykato said flatly.

"Pfft whatever. Just dont mess with my game". James said.

"Not mcuh game to mess with". Daniel muttered.

"I heard that". James said.

"Um.. Ah.. Do you want to talk inside". Celestia said still blushing.

"What was that Celestia". Daniel asked.

" Thats Princess Celestia you beast". Yelled Shining Armor.

"Yo dipshit, yell one more time and ill make that sword your new spine". Daniel said.

"Captain please shut up". Yelled Celestia.

" y yes Princess".

"Good now i was asking would you like to speak inside. I was about to have dinner with my student and her friends. Would you care to join?" Celestia asked.

"I dont see why not. Also, here's a gift. As a sign of peace". Daniel said motioning Aleks to hand her the paper.

"What's this? Howd you get the paper so white and even?" Asked the confused Celestia.

"Its a method of making an iron alloy. Its way stronger and lighter then your armor and swords. Its called steel". Aleks replied.

"Fascinating! And the paper?" She aasked again.

"Umm... Its processed through factories. Ill search it up later in the data banks. Now to dinner?" Asked Aleks.

"Right, follow me". Celestia said turning around and walki g toqards two entrance while being frollowd by the four human. Who each fliped off and whispered 'fuck you' to Dildohead™.

Dinner

"This is a nice castle you got here Celestia". Daniel stated.

"Why thank you". Celestia replied.

"The ships better". James said.

"Why do you say that". Asked Daniel.

"The ships made of titanium A alloy with reinforced steel. Which can take multiple 30mm railgun rounds before breaking. A musket can turn these marble pillers to rubbles.". Replied James.

"Whatever you sarcastic rebellious asshole, its a nice change of scenery". Daniel said.

"The fuck do you mean nice change of scenery? Were constantly exploring new planets and star systems. We see new shit every week". Replied James.

"Just shut the fuck up and keep walking". Daniel said.

"I thought you four were friends?" Replied the confused Celestia.

"We are friends. This is just how male friendships work for our a species. Were natural assholes". Aleks said.

"Interesting. By the way I've bewn meaning to ask, what's your species called?". Celestia asked.

"Homo Sapiens or 'Humans' for short. Were part of the primate family". Mykato asked.

"Primate?" The confused Celestia asked.

"You got monkeys here?"

"Yes, why?"

"Humans and monkeys share similar DNA. They share about 90-95% the DNA of humans". Mykato replied.

"Interesting. We pony's are part of the equus family".

"Yea we know, I scanned your body". James said while receiving a huge blush from celestia which caused him to realize what he just said.

"Nononono not like that its for scientific purposes, it make it easier then reading a book and formatting it into digital data". James corrected himself also blushing.

"Hehe, smooth as fucking sandpaper, douchbag". Daniel joked.

"Shut the fuck up, dick biscuit". James yelled.

"L-lets keep walking, the dinning halls up ahead". The still flustered celestia said.

The group walked for about two minutes and arrived as a large oak door with two sentries at post who quickly parted ways when seeing the Princess. Celestia opened the door and was met with a large room with a long dining table with silverware everywhere and fancy looking people sitting at the table who were probably scumbag nobles.

Once everyone laid thier eyes on Celestia they quickly got up and took a long bow from the princess. The only people who didn't bow what a dark navy blue woman with a crown who was probably Celestias sister, Luna. A purple woman with a crown who was her stude t who was also a princess, and a fancy douchbag who looked taller then most makes but was still only 5" 10. He also had a rose on his jacket and a blond hair or mane.

"Rise my subjects". Celestia said.

"I would like to introduce Daniel, Aleks, Mykato, and james". Celestia paused.

"They will be dining with us tonight". Celestia finiashed.

"Auntie?" started the noble-why must we dine with commoners?"

"Rude". James said.

"Prince Blueblood these 'commoners' are explorers. From Earth". Celestia said.

"Actually we were born on Reqirk". Daniel said.

"I thought you were from earth". Said a confused celestia.

"Thats our species home world. None of us were born there". James replied.

"Interesting.... well sit down and we can get food prepared ".Celestia said sitting next to luna. James, Aleks,  Mykato, and Daniel proceded to wait on the oppisite side of the table from the nobles and princesses.

"Princess who are these pony's?" Asked the purple princess.

"They are not ponys". Celestia said.

"What are they then". She asked suspiciously.

"Were humans". Mykato said.

"I dont know what that is". She said scratching her head.

"Were not from around these parks". James said.

"And by parks we mean sector of space". Saniel said

Her eyes widen and she formed a smile on her space.

" your aliens?". She asked.

"Yea, explorers". James said.

" wow this is amazing! Real life aliens. I have so many questions!"

"Shoot". Daniels said.

" whats your planet called?"

"Our homeworld is Earth, and theres about three hundred others planets which i dont want to name". James said.

"Wow three hundred". She mouthed in awe.

"I have a question". Asked the navy blue princess.

"Sure, whats your name?" Daniel asked.

"I am princess Luna". She said with pride.

"Okay luna , what do you want to ask?"

"Princess Luna". The white, purple maned mare said.

"Yeah whatever, what do you want to know Luna?" Daniel asked. Again.

"Do you enjoy the night sky?" She said with hope in her eyes.

"Who doesent! All humans love watching the night sky before they go to bed! Japese is one of the best planets for star gazing". Daniel said.

"And how much humans ar-

"76.9 billion!" Daniel said.

All the nobles, visisters and princesses jaws hit the ground and Luna formed a huge blush.

"Thats alot of ponys". Said the pink mare.

"People. Were not ponys". Mykato said.

"How do you travel trough the stars?" Celestia asked.

"Are ship has a slip space drive it it and theres alot of math and science shit that go with it. We just press a button and go". James said.

"Hey why are you guys wearing masks?" Asked the rainbow mane mare.

"To protect us. The bandana filters bad pathogens and our glasses have our HUD." Aleks said.

"HUD?". Twilight said.

"Head up display. It shows our ammo, shield percentage, health, ans information".

" ammo?" Celestia said.

"Ammunition, for our guns". He said holding up his sniper.

"Is that a weapon?" A guard asked.

"Yea". James said.

"I'm going have to confiscate those". The guards said pointing a sword at James.

"Go ahead. Try". James said.

The guard grabbed his gun and pulled but ended up falling on his ass receiving laughs from the four humans.

"Guard leave it be." Celestia said.

"But princess th-

" but nothing. They already been assaulted enough, let them keep their weapons".

"Yes princess".

"So daniel, how do those 'guns' works". Celestia asked.

" there use magnets in the weapon propelling bullets at supersonic speeds. James sniper can kill a bird from five miles away".

"Why would you kill a innocent bird?" Bursted a yellow and pink mare in a quiet voice.

"Its just a saying. A couple hundred years ago it used to been a sport. But we dont do it anymore". Mykato said.

The rooms doors opened and a bunch of butlers came in with pads. "Looks like its time to order". Celestia said.