Luna's Revenge (The Squeakwel)

by friedlambo

Rating: mature
Tags: Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Tragedy, Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Romance, Princess Luna
Length: 1017

Rainbow takes an evening flight about Ponyville.

Rainbow Dash takes an evening flight about Ponyville.
Unfortunately for her, she runs into an old... enemy.

Published 2014-04-11 14:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-11 14:50:03 UTC

Chapter 1

Night time in Ponyville was soothing as it was calm. Fireflies lit the night sky, glowing as bright as the stars above them. Rainbow Dash flew through the night air, gently cooling her stiff, erect wings. She had been practicing for weeks for the annual cunt off, where only the cuntiest of them all would win the biggest asshole award. She had been a jerk to all her friends and made a special visit to the orphanage to burn the children with cigarette buds. Who were they going to tell, their parents? Rainbow laughed at the thought as she got extremely sensual. She lowered her hoof towards her swamp-like nether regions as she soared. Several bugs hit her vagina like an eighteen wheel truck going seventy, making splat sounds here and there. The extra lubrication made flying easier while getting the blue horse off. She moaned as a cricket exploded on her right nipple making the disgusting pony flinch in ecstasy. A small amount of fecal matter emitted from the flying horse splatting on a pair of lovers below who were watching the stars. She laughed as the two lovers yelled at her from way underneath. She was a shoe in to win the contest, for sure. Rainbow was too distracted by her own dick moves to not notice she was heading straight for Ponyville’s dildo factory. Due to the lack of stallions, dildos were high in demand. Why, many of females would travel thousands of miles to get their hooves on the prized fake horse penis. Rainbow crashed straight through the window of the factory, alarming several illegal immigrants inside.

“Woahahah!” She screamed as she slammed into a conveyer belt.

Horse dildos went flying here and there knocking out one Mexican and injuring two others. The conveyer belt dragged her into the packing machine where it jammed rainbow dash’s fat ass with six replicas of Big Mac’s wiener. She yelped as the machine spat her out and flung her out the window. One leftover used dildo stuck sloppily to Rainbow’s face as she screamed through the night sky. Unknown to her, she headed towards ponyville’s strip club named “The Nighttime Stable.” She buzzed right through the front door knocking over Rarity’s fat ass who was wearing an overcoat with sunglasses. Rainbow flew right into the gut of an overweight male stripper named Tiny. Tiny threw up on Rainbow’s eyes making the blue horse yelp in pain. Tiny grabbed her waist and begun twirling faster and faster until he threw her towards the wall. She chipped a tooth as she collided with wall, but was more surprised when the wall gave out and she continued to fly right through. Her lifeless body headed towards the royal Canterlot garden where they grew the finest weed. She shook off the dildo and wiped off the throw up to reveal that she was headed straight for a gigantic statue.

Rainbow Dash crashes into a statue as she flies without vision through the night air.

*Thud!*

"Ouch!" she says. "Stupid statue! What the FUCK!"

Rainbow Dash is unable to control her period rage. She winds up her right fist and punches the statue as hard as she could.

The statue miraculosuly comes to life before her eyes!

"Mwahahahaha!" shouts the statue, soon revealing to be Discord.

"Oh-oh no! Discord!" RainBLOW shouts.

"That's right, my dear! In the flesh!"

Rainhoe looks up in awe at Discord, towering above her.

Discord farts.

"Discord, why are you so BIG?" she asks.

Discord reacts to this by slamming his head into the ground, burying it into the Earth beneath him.

"Wait a minute," Rainhard starts, "why-why are there no PEANUTS!?"

A giant tornado forms in the air, and Discord comes flying out of it and hits Rainbow hard.

"Ouch. My septum!" she screams. Suddenly, she begins to violently shake.

Discord vomits.

"W-wait, Rainbow!"

Rainbow continues to shake. There is no stopping her.

"Please-please oh god come fuk my nuts!" Discord screams.

Rainblowjob's shaking stops, and in the next instant, she grows muscles insanely. Her biceps and calves tear from her outer fur.

She is a sight for soreless eyes.

"GRAAAUAUAUUUAGHGH!" she roars.

Discord vomits at the sight before him. Fuckin gross.

Rainbow Rash charges at Discord. She punches him straight in the baby-maker, but instead of falling over in pain, Discord just stands there, seemingly unfased.

"W-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT! You mayonnaise!"

A sandwich suddenly falls in between them. None of them notice.

Poor extra-meat with double cheese sandwich.

"You fool," Discord began, "Thanks to you, I am no longer stone."

Rainbow continues to listen. A fart emits from her unusually large and bulky ass.

"But the one thing that has remained stone... is my-!"

Five dollar footlong. The thing that remained stone was Discord's five dollar footlong, kids.

"I-Impossible!" Raindope says.

Discord farts.

"I already have tried to-!"

Rainbow is interrupted as a giant, stony penis is stuffed into her mouth, tearing out through the back of her neck, instantly killing the steroid-built pony. Discord laughs as he pulls out, and throws the giant ugly blue donkey through the night sky.

He farts again.

"Fuck." he says.

Meanwhile, at the castle, Princess Luna was worshipping the god of her pornographic cult. Luna opens the window and routinely pisses out her internal fluids but sees Rainbow Dash in trouble.

"Oh shit!" The Princess exclaims.

Discord was furiously and anally pounding Rainbow Dash. Luna almost considering dropping all means of saving Rainbow Dash and instead masturbating, but she remembered her code of honor, and that she had to help a mare in need.

"Fucking help me already you stupid bitch!" yelled the light blue pony.

Luna snapped out of it. She punched Discord in his shriveled-up balls. This caused his face to turn yellow and feverish. He shat out a small pony that landed on Luna and made her fall to the ground.

Hours later, Discord descended Equestria and lifted the newly born filly from on top of Luna's horn. The filly had a giant hole through its body but Discord ignored this.

"It's my OC."