On the outskirts of ponyville was a unicorn stallion wearing a peace of clothing that anypony can tell you is a crime against fashion.
"Ponyville number one place of trouble, let's not mess this up shall we" was all that this pony could say before teleporting into the to the town hall.
mayor mare FIRST PONY
As I lifted up the stack of letters to sort thought out loud "let's see bill, bill, complant, another bill, request form the royal guard, ahh here it is" and as I said that a teleport sound came from the main room. As I put down the papers to see who it is, somepony knocked on my door
"Come in" was my automatic response as the door open and standing there was a red unicorn that looked like he could give Big Mac a run for money, ant the sheer power he manifested I was tempted to jump him right then and there
"um are you ok, you seem to be spacing out?" The well to say sexy stallion said
"oh I'm fine now why exactly are you here?" I replied in a sorted half minded response to hide my lost in thinking
"Well I'm here to by the everfree 'shack'" he replied with en expression that said 'nice try but I can see eight through you'
"You can't be serous..."then he gave a face that said 'yes now how much' then I replied with" well the total amount is...... 3000 bits"
Hope fully he gets the hint in my voice to not by that
thats not even the cheapest house and it ne'er the everfree ruins
"Yes I know that and I have the bits here" and out of what twilight said to be a'pocket dimension' he pulled out a large bag of bits with
"I hope this is enough and also where pray tell is this 'shack' " he said trying to make this convocation less aquard and failing worse then celsetia trying to destroy Equis.
"She prolly could if she put her mind to it" he said with a devilish grin
"You may be correct....... WAIT WHAT" I just stood dumbfounded "ooooookkkkkkk you just need to pay the fee and sigh some papers MR....
"Just call me Co and it is a pleasure to meet you" and out that moment his tail twitched. With that he just walked up to the window and caught a falling rainbow. And all I did was stand there with my mouth open trying to form coherent thoughts.
"Please don't tell me you have some inert ability to know things by twitches on your body?" Was what I said and his expression was 'duh' then he replied with "so do you have these papers with you?"
rainbow dash FIRST PONY
So this is me just hanging there with two arms coming out of the town hall then I was wrapped in a red aura that felt like 1000 degree heat but also cool and calm. That gently lowered me to the ground and then disappeared but that feeling remained for a little longer
"Wow rainbow dash you were all like whoosh and then like reeee and then you started falling and then somepony caught you and then you were levitated to the ground" pinkie said from a bush wearing full black and with a sword on here back like a ninja.
"A very craft ninja" pinkie said nonchalantly
"Pinkie why are you here?" I asked and regretting instantly
"Wellmypinkiesencewastellingmethatsomeponynewwascommingtotownsoitryedtofingthembuticouldnotbuttheyareinthereandimstackingtheplaceouttowelcomethemtoponyville" pinkie hyper 'spoke' then her body did a motion that I had no idea what it ment
"Goodby mayor hope to.......pinkie" he said the moment he saw her in a tone that screamed trouble
"Co" she replied with all emotions behind those words the most we're hate and joy
"Yeah i hope you like the" was all she could say before 'Co' put his finger against her lips
"I will love the party I gives me a chance to meet the locals any way I goto go to my new house" then he started to walk off " ohh and pinkie you keep my secret and I keep yours"
TARDIS # 1674
"Exterminate"
Co FIRST PONY
Pinkie I know your reading this so stop otherwise I will recite cupcakes in my head
aww your know fun
I don't mess around when things are in my mind
why?
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Yes now get out
You are decently trying to think what that was well the forth wall has a big hole in it thanks to this convosation
Author
Yes co
Eat a flankhole
Not very nice I can change you into a mare
Do it and I will through you into vorta vell mitartt heben
Thank cosmos that you changed your language
Yes now don't talk to pinkie unless you want to pay Molly a visit
Fine
pinkie FIRST PONY
Well that was not fun you think being in his head would be fun but mr I have seen the future is not going to be entertaining
Well might wan't to load my party cannon
Applejack FIRST PONY. Random comma ,
And that a day finally ...who's that
Well he is a hunk of a stallion who is new...... Pinkies decently seen him I can tell
"Hay you over there are you new" I yelled and you could see him not even look up
"Yes I am and sorry if we can't exchange plesentrys I need to find this everfree mansion" he said not to loud or soft
While yelled in the complete opposite "are you crazy that place it's not safe buuuuut a path to it is at the next path to the right"
"Thank miss applejack I'll be going" he said walking away and then he placed his hand up in the air with three fingers poing up the now then one .....wait a sec how did he know my name with out looking up?
Annd he's gone
And there's twilight running at me
"Applejack have you seen anypony new princess celestia said she sent somepony to ponyville but I can't find him" she said with fear in her voice "I have twi he said something about the everfree mansion" and there she goes teleporting towards the everfree