Marvelous Equestria Adventures

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Lost and Past instantly dove into action. “You get Applebloom out while I subdue the monsters!” Lost yelled, firing up his horn. Past, hearing this, flew up to the clouds, looking for an opening. Lost, meanwhile, was tying the beasts down with tendrils of red magic, slowly increasing the chances of Applebloom’s rescue. Past saw an opening, and quickly swooped to the water, plucked the filly out, and deposited her on safe ground as Lost finished up his part of the job.

“Excellent magic work, if I do say so myself,” Lost said, “and I do.” He ran over to Past and Applebloom. Past was methodically checking her body for any injury. Lost, seeing this, went over and offered a suggestion. “Uh, Past.”

“What is it, Lost?” Past asked.

“Now this is just a small suggestion, but you might want to get her breathing.”

Past, hearing this, rapidly checked her chest for signs of life. As Lost had said, there were none. “Oh, shit, what should I do?” he asked himself.

Lost gave an evil grin. “Weeelllllll… you could try giving her mouth-to-mouth,” he said, trying to hold back a burst of laughter.

“WHAT?!”

“Mouth to Mouth.” Lost’s attempts to hold back his laughter failed. He fell to the ground, hooves on his belly as he exploded, positively tickled. “You (chheee) know, (ppffhhhee) when you take your mouth (blahaha) and put it (gahaiii) on hers! Bahahahahaha!” Lost was now unable to speak, so much was he laughing.

“Shut up, man!” Past yelled. He then turned his attention to Applebloom (trying to ignore the background noise) and began trying everything he could think of to get the water out of her lungs. Finally, when all else had failed, Past ground his teeth… and began giving the filly CPR. This, it seemed, was actually working. After a while, she began breathing enough where he could finally stop. He watched her for several tense seconds, but she eventually coughed out the remaining water and sat up.

“What’s the last thing you remember?” Past questioned.

Applebloom replied, “Well, ah was walkin’ ta the clubhouse for tha meetin’ and ah got pulled inta the lake by them sea critters.”

“All right then.” Past stood and asked, “Should we go to the clubhouse? Sweetie and Scootaloo are probably worried, and-

“Just a sec,” Applebloom said. “Why is Lost on the ground over there?” Lost had finally stopped laughing and was now looking at the two of them intently, waiting for the next line.

“He was laughing because… I gave you CPR,” Past admitted.

“You WHAT?”

“BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!” Lost burst into laughter again at Applebloom’s reaction. Both her and Past had become as red as Applebloom’s mane. The two simultaneously turned to Lost and said, “SHUT UP!”

“I’m sorry! It was just so hilarious!” the unicorn explained. Lost got to his feet and said, “Let’s just get to your clubhouse.”

“Hold on a minute,” Applebloom said. “There’s somethin’ ah need ta do first.” She then walked up to Past, leaned over, and kissed him.

“Ah love you, Past Light,” she-

Shipping.

Because-Wait, I don’t need to justify my actions to you! I am your God! Continue with the story!

Now, where was I? Oh right.

“Ah love you, Past Light,” she said.

“Ohh Snaaap!” Lost said.

“I love you too!” the surprised pegasus said.

“Double Oh Snap!” Lost said.

“I’ve had a crush on you since Hearts and Hooves Day two years ago!” they said together.

“Triple Oh Snap with a WTF cherry!” Lost said.

“Let’s go on a date,” Past said. “I’ll take you to Sugar Cube Corner at five.”

“Okay, see you then!” Applebloom said, and ran to the clubhouse.

Past stood there for a bit, his mouth hanging open. “What just happened?” he asked himself.

“I’ll tell ya what happened! My best buddy just got a smokin’ hot date!” Lost said.

“Is this a dream?”

“Have I become a carrot?”

“No…”

“Then you’re awake!” Lost dragged Past to the clubhouse. “Let’s get you nice and ready for your date!”