Muper Sario

by Pickleless

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 890

Futashy fucks a talking watermelon.

Winona gets turned into a talking watermelon. Somehow, a hungry Futashy sees this a solution to multiple of her problems.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-11 23:40:05 UTC

She was delicious.

“Dagnabbit! You had one job Twilight! ONE JOB!” Applejack screamed.

"Ahhh heheh..."

Futashy, Applejack, and Twilight all stared at what was once Applejack’s dog, Winona. What was once a energetic, restless dog was now a wiggling, talking watermelon. With a mouth, oddly enough. Panting happily, Winona gave three sharp barks. Twilight shot a guilty smile towards Applejack, who was glaring back at her.

"AH-WOOF WOOF! I LOVE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE! WOOF!" Winona yelled.

“NOW how am I ever going to teach Applebloom the birds and the bees?!?” Applejack complained.

“I know, I know! I’m sorry Applejack! It’s okay, I can fix this!” Twilight said, flipping through her book frantically.

“Futashy, can you watch Winona for us a bit?” Applejack asked, with a pleading look in her eyes.

“U-um, okay…” Futashy murmured, her stomach growling.

Applejack and Twilight left the room arguing. Slowly turning back to the sexy watermelon before her, Futashy gently smiled. Calmly, with a sway in her hips, Futashy strolled up to Winona and licked her lips. Bending down, she gently licked...where she assumed Winona’s cheek was.

“Oh, you’re a good girl, aren’t you Winona?..”

"AH-WOOF WOOF! I AM BEST DOG! AH-WOOF! LIKE, AH-WOOF!"

"Yeah, woof again for me girl..."

Winona gave a proud bark. Biting her lip, Futashy started stroking her fun stick while rubbing the top of Winona's watermelon body.  Sticking her tongue into Winona’s mouth, she almost had an orgasm at the delicious taste of Winona's tongue. Whimpering, Winona tried to push Futashy out of her mouth.

"Ah ah ah Winona...  That's a Wino-no!"

"I DON'T WANNA LICK FUTASHY! WOOF!"

"That's okay Winona, I have a funner idea..."

Fully erected, Futashy presented her pet snake to Applejack's pet watermelon. Pushing it against Winona's mouth.

"WOOF NO FUTASHY!"

"Woof YES Winona!"

With a quick thrust, Futashy was in Winona's mouth. Moaning, Futashy proceeded to slowly rock herself back and forth. Winona's muffled yelps and struggling only making Futashy's girl sausage harder.

"Oh yeah doooooog!  That feels so good around my dick doooooog!.."

"MMMMPHLLLWOOF NO FUTASHYMMMML...WOOF NO!.."

"Woof yes dooooog!!! Woof Yeeeeessss!!!"

Watermelon juice soaked Futashy's waist as she humped the Waternona with passion. thick, sharp little seeds cut into her love missile as blood and juice got all over the barn floor.  Tongue rolling out her mouth. Futashy bit into a wooden beam above her as she slammed Winona against the barn wall, sandwiching her between two hard woods.

Futashy started thrusting faster into Winona's mouth. Screaming now, Futashy slammed her head onto the top of Winona's body and bit down into it. Winona's scream drove Futashy over the edge she came. Panting, Futashy sat there as Winona silently prayed that this was all over.

It wasn't.

As Futashy grabbed Winona's side, she began spin Winona around her dick, making Futashy's eyes roll back.

"MMMPH...  Mmmm... You're...  You're!.."

Futashy started ripping off watermelon chunks from the top of Winona. Shoving them in her mouth as she rammed her throbbing horse cock in Winona's throat.

"MMMMMPH!!! You're...you're a wizard Harry!.. MMMPH!"

Futashy moaned as she started to climax inside Winona. Shoveling watermelon down her own throat.

"YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY!  OHHHHHHHH-YOU'RE A WIZAAAAAARD HAAAAARRYYYYY!!! MMMMMMPH YUUUUSSH YOU'RE A WIZAAAAARD HARRYYYYYYY~!!!"

Flying upwards. Futashy busted through Applejack's barn roof and climbed higher and higher. Thrusting, moaning, chewing, eating, and flapping all the way. With a quick flip, Futashy dropped straight down. The lack of oxygen was starting to make her faint, but Futashy didn't let up. As she approached the sound barrier, Futashy stopped to take one big gulp of breath and humped Winona with all her might. Suddenly a Sonic Futaboom blasted across the sky. Painting a huge, beautiful image of a horsecock climaxing. Particles rained downwards, looking like semen. Futashy almost broke the whole barn as she crashed into it.

With one last thrust, Futashy's cum shot blasted a hole through the backside of Winona.

"PICK A GOD AND PRAAAAAY!!!"

The blast of jizz soared magnificently through the air. Landing right on Applejack horrified face as stood in the doorway. Quietly, Applejack and Twilight proceed to stare at Futashy, as she sat there with a gentle smile on face. And a dead Winonamelon impaled on her cock. With a sigh of relief, Futashy quietly took Winona off her man hammer and began to quietly eat her.

"...4 minutes and 36 seconds." Applejack quietly said. "4 minutes, AND 36 BUCKING SECONDS! IT TOOK YOU 4 MINUTES, AND 36 SECONDS, TO RAPE, KILL, AND EAT MY DOG!!! I ASK YOU TO TAKE CARE OF WINONA, AND YOU RAPE, KILL, AND EAT HER!"

"I really enjoyed it, if you don't mind..."

"I DO MIND!!!"

"Well, it's done." Fluttershy quietly dismissed the topic.

"Futashy." Twilight quietly said. "You just committed homicide on Applejack's dog, and you-"

"Equicide."

"What?"

"Homicide, 'Homi', originating from Latin. Meaning, 'Man.' We're horses-"

"Ponies-"

"Ponies, whatever. So I think we would say Equicide-"

"Why are you shoving watermelon into your vagina?"

"So my vagina can smell like watermelon."

"Why would you want you vagina to smell like watermelon?!?"

Futashy blinked.

"...Why WOULDN'T you want your vagina to smell like watermelon?"

"SHE JUST BRUTALLY FUCKED MY DOG TO DEATH AND YOU TWO ARE JUST HAVING A CUTE LIL' OL TALK JUS LIKE THAT?!?"

"HEY GIRLS! WHAT'S GOING ON IN-oh." Chrysalis said, staring at the the scene before her.

"Ahhh, shit."