Today's gonna be the best day of my life!

by Bambisbb

Rating: teen
Tags: Original Character, Comedy, Rarity, Scootaloo, Random, Diamond Tiara, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 938

Doodle Bug wakes up feeling good. Really good. So good, she declares she's going to do anything she wants to, and no one can say anything. Needless to say, bad things happen

Doodle Bug wakes up one morning, feeling amazing. She declares that she's going to do whatever she wants, and no one can say anything. And no one does. They probably should, before her and Hoop get too into it.

Please note I really don't want this to be taken seriously, it's 2:28 AM and I got bored. So.

Published 2014-04-12 08:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-12 08:00:02 UTC

In which Diamond Tiara gets told off.

Doodle Bug sat up quickly, a Pinkie-like grin on her face. "I feel good. Really good." She rolled off her bed, catching herself perfectly. "I'm gonna have fun today, and nobody's gonna say a thing." She giggled and trotted out, her mane actually curling perfectly. "Today's gonna be awesome...It's gonna be..." She grinned. "This better work." She whispered. She lunged at the door, and it swung open. "YES!" She jumped in the air. "One day I had a dream, Imma not gonna lie, I dreamed that I could touch the sky! Even though I totally can, shut up I'm gonna sing how I wa-a-ant... And look at me no-o-ow, yea, Imma gonna show you ho-o-ow! Wait what was I gonna show you... Uh...I'm not really good at rhyming yet, but I'm gonna get there one day! Quite possibly toda-a-ay, toda-a-a-a-a-aaay... Well this song isn't going anywhere, so I might as well quit, cause I'm already at my destination!" She stopped trotting and walked up to a stand. "Mmm, cookies. I think I'll get some. How much?"

"Two bits for one."

"How about one bit for two?"

"What?"

"You heard me, one bit for two?"

"...Yea, alright."

"Oh my gosh I can't believe that worked..."

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Doodle Bug hummed and munch on a cookie, walking past the Carousel Boutique, seeing a dress in the window. "Ugh."

"Problem, darling?" Rarity was suddenly next to Doodle Bug. And instead of falling down and going to the hospital for cactus pricks somehow, she just looked at Rarity and smiled, "I just don't like the design on that one, I think it should be more Victorian rather than modern, it would work with the colors better."

"Oh darling, I think it looks great the way it is."

"You're gonna lose customers if you don't make the designs more Victoriaaaan." She started trotting away, her nose in the air as she hummed her song."One day I had a dream, Imma not gonna lie, I dreamed that I could touch the sky! Even though I totally can, shut up I'm gonna sing how I wa-a-ant... And look at me no-o-ow, yea, Imma gonna show you ho-o-ow! Wait what was I gonna show you... Uh...I'm not really good at rhyming yet, but I'm gonna get there one day! Quite possibly toda-a-ay, toda-a-a-a-a-aaay..."

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Doodle Bug trotted down the road, passing the Ponyville School.

"Blank flanks!"

Doodle Bug cringed, "Oh dear Celestia what is that noise?" Doodle Bug looked around, spotting some little pink filly teasing Scootaloo.

"Why don't you do the world a favor and go fall off a cliff!"

"Um...Excuse me?" Doodle Bug walked up to them, a sweet smile on her face. "What's your name?" She looked at the pink filly, trying to be sweet and cuddly. It was harder than you'd think.

"Diamond Tiara, what's it to you."

Doodle Bugs' eye twitched. "Oh, Filthy Richs' daughter, right?"

"Of course!" Diamond smirked, "I actually have a daddy, unlike some fillies." She glanced at Scootaloo, who put her head down.

"Oh that's nice. Why are you being mean to Scootaloo?"

"Why do you need to know?" Diamond Tiara rolled her eyes.

Doodle Bug shrugged, "Just cause."

"I don't need to tell anything to some poor two bit per hour skank." Diamond Tiara giggled and high-hoofed the grey filly next to her. Scootaloo looked up.

"I don't think that was a good idea, Diamond Tiara..."

"Shut up, blank flank!"

Doodle Bug smiled and stared at the pink little fuzz ball. "Okay, listen closely you little brat, you think you're better than everyone else because you have money, when actually, it's not money that counts, it's your attitude and how you treat ponies, and right now, I can tell you where you going. You're going to Pony Hell, and it's not a pretty place. You think making fun of ponies because they don't have their cutie mark is making you a good pony? You think that it's fun? Guess what, at any moment someone could take your special talent away, and make you a useless ground pony, with no talent. You think making fun of ponies because they don't have a daddy that tends to their every want and makes them spoiled brats is fun? At least Scoots has a mother. Where's your mom, you little fuzz ball?" Doodle Bug snorted and watched as Diamond Tiara ran away crying. "Yup." Doodle Bug turned around and started walking away. "One day I had a dream, Imma not gonna lie, I dreamed that I could touch the sky! Even though I totally can, shut up I'm gonna sing how I wa-a-ant... And look at me no-o-ow, yea, Imma gonna show you ho-o-ow! Wait what was I gonna show you... Uh...I'm not really good at rhyming yet, but I'm gonna get there one day! Quite possibly toda-a-ay, toda-a-a-a-a-aaay... I should probably quit singing because everypony seems to be going deaf...."  She stopped and looking around. "Why are you all going deaf? That's not nice!" She snorted and started walking, flicking her tail and humming. "I wonder where Hoopy is- OH THERE YOU ARE!" She ran towards Hoop, tackling him and grinning. "Hoop, Hoop, Hoop, Cerceau, Hoop."

OH MY CELESTIA WHAT?!"

She kissed him just as Twilight and Rainbow walked by. Twilight glanced and continued walking before backing up slowly and looking again. "Rainbow..."

"Yea."

"You see this too right?"

"Yea."

"I thought she was going out with Grey."

"Apparently not."

"Oh." Twilight stared for a few seconds. "We might need to break them up, before this goes to far. There's foals around here...."