The return of the fellowship of the two towers.... thing.

by That_Random_Writer

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 16346

The fillies and colts of Ponyville starts to play an adventure driven kind of story, at first it is harmless but things change when reality comes into the picture...

A bunch of…. "my little ponies" look around the library for an interesting book, they then find an interesting book and shares it with their friends, a week passes and before any other one notices the streets of Ponyville are full of roleplaying colts and fillies. But when REAL evil rises and gets involved in their little game… what will happen? Stick around and read this poorly written piece of [BLEEP] to find out!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-20 22:00:06 UTC

The fellowship of the copyrighted story

The Fellowship Of Discord

Inside the golden oakenwood library...

The three cutie mark crusaders called, Scootaloo, Applebloom and Sweetiebelle had a very boring day and needed something to read. They had been searching through the library the whole day in search of a promising book they hadn't read already, maybe they'll have their cutiemark in reading they thought.

"This ain't going to work..." Scootaloo finally said, throwing a book away somewhere as she did not really care.

"Don't be so negative Scootaloo, there must be atleast one interesting book in this library... we could always ask Twilight for help!" Sweetiebelle said while bouncing around.

The purple, green scaled dragon entered the room and the first thing he saw was a bunch of books laying around everywhere. Making his cartoonic slapstick grumpy face as he sighed and walked up to the three filly's.

"You do know that i do all the cleaning in this... tree, right?" He said and crossed his arms in a very disappointed way.

"Mhm... oh hey Applebloom! This looks a bit interesting, Game Of The Felloship Of The Elder Scrolls!" Scootaloo said, totally ignoring Spike as she grabs the book with her two front hooves and gallops over to Applebloom.

"Oh yeah! Ah think that one would be great! It looks so professional on the cover atleast!" Applebloom said and grasped the book and checked it's cover and backside.

"Then let's go!" Sweetiebelle said in her typical squeaky happy voice.

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS BOOKWORMS! YAY!" The three said in unison before dashing out of the library.

Spike only sighed and facepalmed before picking up the nearest books and put them in their respective place.

A few weeks and drinks later...

Sweetie Belle sat in the boutique and was eagerly watching her sister working on a dress for her to play in, she was going to be an unicorn pony-elf of the Everfree Forest, atleast that's what she wished to be. She was going to meet with her friends in the clubhouse near the sweet apple acres which was now the kingdom of the pony-elves. Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon rules the kingdom of Coltdor (Absolutely not Gondor...) and was a sworn enemy of the pony-elves.

She was now getting impatient and was about to ask Rarity "when is it done?" a thousand times until it is but then Rarity turned around and lifted it in the air with her magic and showed it off. It was a dress made out of green silk and had a few sparkling and golden effects on it. Sweetie Belle couldn't be happier. She took it greedily without saying thanks and left through the door.

Sweetie Belle put the dress on while galloping over to Sweet Apple Acres. But as she was about to take a turn to the left in the middle of the streets in ponyville, she meet the cold and deadly eyes of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

"Ah Celestiah... look at your dress! You totally belong with us, the rich and mighty ponies... not some twerps as the pony-elves." Diamond Tiara said and grinned at Sweetie Belle, while starting to circle her as a shark.

"Yeah, you totally just need to come to us... we have like the best army and lemonade evah!" Silver Spoon whispered into Sweetie Belle's ear teasingly.

"Sorry girls, i'd never disappoint my friends, i'm not changing sides... especially now when i have this beatiful dress! Isn't it "dazzling?". " Sweetie Belle answered and showed up her sparkling effects, making the two filly's blind before trying to gallop away.

Arriving at the farm, Sweetie Belle quickly made her way to the clubhouse and opened the door to the inside.

"Ah, we have been expecting your arrival, Princess Sweeta Bellia Darkwood." Scootaloo said, trying not to burst into laughter as she sat on the wooden chair that was painted gold.

Sweetie Belle didn't answer and looked on how many there was outside and inside the clubhouse, she didn't expect so many to be playing this game.

"As you may know, the ponies of Coltdor is increasing their quantity of forces... i believe we are on the brink of a full scale war here. We have gathered assistance from the forces of Cloudas Tirith. The pegasi there are ready to come and aid us whenever we need it." Scootaloo said and walked over to a window and looked over the garden they had made, mostly paper tree's though.

"Princess Sweeta Bellia Darkwood, we need you to go and deliver this message to Prince Pippy Squeak. Tell him as a side not that he must do anything prince-like to stay in that rank too, i don't like when people abuse important titles." Applebloom said and handed over a letter and hung it with a string around Sweetie's horn.

"As you wish... uh? What is your name in this g-" Sweetie tried to say but was cut off by Applebloom's hoof to her mouth.

"Queen Apple Serenity. Now go my child, call prince Pippy Squeak here." Applebloom said and gave Sweetie Belle an easy push out the door.

Sweetie Belle quickly bounced away and into the streets of Ponyville again, she arrived at Pipsqueak's house and knocked on the door three times but nobody answered. She suddenly heard a familiar scream from behind and she turned around, only to meet the sight of two colt's with tree swords in their mouth and with rugged clothes supposed to look like soldier armor trying to spar with Pipsqueak. She quickly ran over and used her horn to shoot a weak spell against them. They laid down on the ground and played dead.

"Thank you Princess Sweeta Bellia Darkwood! I would have been leftovers for Princess Diamond Fabulous-tiara and Princes Silver Fabulous-spoon. If it weren't for your timely arrival. " Pipsqueak said in his usual merry and innocent voice.

"Oh well, the queen of the pony-elves request your presence Prince Pippy Squeak... that sounds ridiculous, how are you prince now again?" Sweetie Belle said, quirking an eyebrow.

"I am the offspring of Queen Apple Serenity, so i automatically gained the rank prince." Pipsqueak answered and then took the message and read it, before walking off to sweet apple acres.

"Sure has been a busy day, i better get home and hit the hay before Rarity get's worried about me. This dressed is also quite bruised." Sweetie Belle said as she started to walk slowly home towards the boutique. When she entered it no whining or crying could be heard so she assumed she wasn't home right now. Sweetie went up to the room she usually slept in when she visited her sister. She quickly jumped into her bed and dozed off directly.

A few hours later she woke up by the sound of a window breaking, it was the window in the room she was sleeping in that broke, inside laid a rock with a message attached to it. She went over and unwrapped it with her magic and held it infront of her face as she read it.

Princess, the forces of Coltdor was today seen marching towards the pony-elf kingdom, the battle is upon us, make your way to our kingdom with haste! Yours truly, Queen Sacred Scooter and Queen Apple Serenity

"OH no! But it's in the middle of the night!" Sweetie Belle said to herself as she walked back and forth inside the room, before opening her door and going outside.

The streets of Ponyville were scary at nights, they only thing that could be heard were either snoring or Pinkie Pie's orgies and normal parties. Sweetie suddenly stopped strotting as she heard a hissing sound coming from one of the alleys. Sweetie Belle went over there and found a kind of purple liquid all over the ground near a trash can, there was a changeling sitting right in the middle of it, the changeling quickly rose to it's hooves as it saw Sweetie Belle. She took up her pony-elven blade with her magic and pointed it against the changeling while imagining epic music to her in the background.

The Changeling began attacking as it dashed forward but Sweetie used her blade to block herself. She then ran forward and made a heavy slash against the changeling with her tree pony-elvish blade, making the changeling start to leak some of that blue goo from a wound again. The changeling stopped fighting and fell to the ground, whimpering.

The changeling transformed into the blue goo and then transformed into a colt, he had a white coat and his mane and tail were a slight lavender purple.

"Please, don't hurt me... i just escaped from the... preciousssss." The colt said and backed into a corner in the alley.

"What's the precious?" Sweetie Belle answered and quirked her eyebrows.

"The scroll... the scroll displaying the most precious ring one will ever find, the scroll of unlimited power!" The colt answered and let his head hang.

"Okay, i better head off to help my friends, they'll probably be mad at me for coming late." Sweetie said as she backed away from the alley.

"I'll come with you! The preciousssess will drive me insane if i am alone..." The colt said and tried to keep up with Sweetie Belle's galloping.

Sweetie Belle never answered and only kept galloping before she arrived at the sweet apple acres, which stood in flames. She saw the whole acres being filled with the forces of Coltdor. She found an opening and ran over to the clubhouse and entered it. Scootaloo and Applebloom where inside and watching out the same window along with some other ponies.

"This is not going to end well... but today we fight for our freedom and let's show these ponies how pony-elves do it!" Scootaloo said and turned around, grabbing the nearest bow and walking out of the clubhouse.

Applebloom quickly followed as she grabbed her pony-elvish blade. Pipsqueak and some other ponies who were often in the background followed with their own weapons, Sweetie Belle and the changeling also followed. When they came out a bunch of the Coltdor forces made way for the fat princessses sitting on a pink throne.

"Ah Celestiah, don't i look fab on this throne don't you think?" Diamond Tiara said, grinning as she cilmbs down from her super fabolous throne.

"You're taking the cutesy thing of a princess too far Slimy Tiara..." Scootaloo said and made an angry sigh.

"Well, i've got the troops of Manehatten and the cool kids of Ponyville, Queen I Can't Fly." Diamond Tiara said and gave her an evil-ish smirk.

"Maybe you should get some ears so you could hear me when i shout ATTACK! SHOW THE PONIES OF COLTDOR HOW WE PONY-ELVES DO IT!" Scootaloo shouted as all the pony-elves fired their bows. Even though they weren't as many as the Coltdor forces

The arrows rained down against the opposite army and hit many, the Coltdor forces who were hit had to fall to the ground and pretend to die, or else they would break the rules of the game of course. Only half of the army was left after the arrow shower and all the pony-elves took out their blades and took a defensive stance as they prepared for attack. The Coltdor forces came in waves, heavier assaults for each wave. The pony-elven warriors still survived to the last pony though, with only three casualties.

"HA! In your proud unicorn face Slimy Tiara!" Scootaloo said as she made a victory dance next to Diamond Tiara's body.

"Now the scroll is secure again, it will take time for those Coltdor ponies to recover which will give us time to build up our forces." Applebloom said and took out a golden scroll from her pocket.

"PRECIOUSS!" The changeling said before jumping Applebloom and grabbing the scroll and just simply rolling on the floor hugging it.

"Sweet Celestia!" Applebloom shouted as she laid down at the side and quite shocked.

"'EY! What is goin' on here? Ya'll burned down our farm and now you're all dressed up in some hooky pooky stuff! I've had it Applebloom! You're goin' straight into the house and explain yourself gal!" Applejack shouted, clearly quite upset and full with rage.

"Myyyy prrrreciousss." Was the only thing that was heard through the silence, everybody found their eyes looking at the little colt hugging and carressing the golden scroll.

"Is that little fellah been eating Pinkie Pie's cupcakes or something, he seems a bit out of himself..." Applejack said with a now calmed down voice as she gently walked over to the changeling.

"It's my own.... my preciousss." The colt only said and was about to open the scroll before Applejack took it out of his hooves.

"What's this thing supposed to be, Sweetie Belle, did your sister do this or somethin'. It looks like something she would make." Applejack said and unwrapped the scroll, her eyes glassed over as her mouth started to hang open.

"Uh, you alright sis?" Applebloom said, cutting off Sweetie Belle's attempt at answering the question Applejack asked.

No answer came from Applejack who continued to look into it with a dull stare and a hanging, drooling mouth. She then accidently dropped it and it automatically wrapped itself into a scroll again.

"Ultimate power... my preciousss..." Applejack said as her coat. mane and tail all turned into a deep colour of grey.

"Uh Applejack... it's just a game. Don't make yourself embarrasing now..." Scootaloo said and walked over to pick up the scroll.

"The precious flaming eyes... Canterlot..." Applejack said, still standing still as Scootaloo took the scroll away infront of her.

"I think this scroll might be working anyways... thanks for having such a professional sister Sweetie Belle" Applebloom said as she gave Sweetie Belle a menacing stare.

"Oh yeah? My sister didn't get turned into a mindless pony when she made it atleast!" Sweetie Belle said and made a grumpy frown.

"Calm down you two, i think we better ask Twilight for guidance, she knows how to solve every situation." Scootaloo said and walked over to the two filly's.

"You're just jealous because you don't have a sister, Scootie!" Applebloom said and added a teasing tone on the last word.

"Gahahahahaha! This is hilarious! Just like my first time trying to wreak chaos you three are the ones that begin fueling it. You three just can't stop fighting over nothing it seems." A familiar Draconequus said.

"Huh? Discord?" Sweetie Belle said as she turned around.

Suddenly chocolate began raining and the fires stopped spreading over the acres, a while after every crop became popcorn and the trees began falling as the apples became too heavy and big.

"Oh no... we have to get to Twilight, quickly." Scootaloo said as she hopped onto her scooter.

"But she's in Canterlot to meet with the princess, remember?!" Applebloom said as she tried to push Scootaloo off from her scooter.

"Exactly my little filly's, i saw you playing this game near fluttershy's cottage and i got interested. Then i read the book you base all this after and now i'm interested as well, though i get to be the main villain! Muhahaha!" Discord said as he appeared right behind the dazed Applejack.

"So you made the scroll working as the one in the book? This is bad." Sweetie Belle said and looked over to the draconequus.

"Yes and i turned Canterlot into Minas Horseshoe, where the dark lord, which is me. Rises and tries to take over the world and enslave everypony in it! But instead i thought i would have my ordinary power of chaos as my weapon instead. The book villain is so... harmless and boring." Discord said as he snapped his fingers and disappeared from sight.

"Reading the scroll for the one ready for it's power makes the reader invisible, but not of the forces of evil as me as we can sense the power of chaos. There are some rules that i will give you via another scroll. Good luck!" Discord continued, his voice echoing through the now chaos filled farm.

A scroll appeared then out of thin air and landed ontop of Sweetie Belles horn. She took it off and unwrapped the scroll as she read it.

Dear ponies and pony-elves of Middle Equestria, the war is upon us and there are some rules i have for you. Rule number one: You must always stay in character. Rule number two: If you die now, you die until the game is over unless you find a pony-elf mage or something. Rule number three: You must make your way to Minas Horseshoe and throw the scroll down in the hole to the old abandoned mines which are now filled with the magma of pure evil, before i take over the world, or else everyone loses the game. Good luck everypony!

"Uh, okay. Everyone read this and i'll begin planning..." Sweetie Belle said and handed it over to Applebloom as she then turned around and walked over to the changeling.

"So i guess you're like the character Pegollum, a former pegasi that was corrupted by the scroll, am i right?" Sweetie Belle said as she looked at the changeling.

"Yes yes, that's what precious tells me..." The changeling said as he stood up.

"According to the book you're supposed to meet us later in the story so... you better run ahead." Sweetie Belle said and gave the changeling an easy push.

"Fellow pony-elves! We better call the ponies of Coltdor to a meeting. We must form a fellowship before we set off to Minas Horseshoe! We have to dispose of this cursed scroll... to save our people! To save middle Equestria!" Sweetie continued as she turned around and took a brave stance to look epic, even though she didn't look as cool as she hoped she would.

"YEEEEEEEAAH!" Bulk Biceps shouted, appearing out of nowhere.

A silence broke out as Scootaloo put her hoof to her face as she facepalmed.

"What in the whole Nightmare Moon saga are you doing here Bulk Biceps?" Scootaloo said, walking over to the white pegasi.

"Uh... SORRYH!" Bulk Biceps said as he stepped away awkwardly.

"How does it come he always shows up when we say something epic and inspiring?" Applebloom said, making a confused face.

"Don't ask me, i'm not the bearer of logic, NOW! On to serious matters, Sweeta Bellia Darkwood, travel with Prince Pippy to the house of Coltdor." Scootaloo said and closed in on Sweetie Belle.

"I'll travel there with haste my queen..." Sweetie Belle said as she bowed.

"I trust you with every inch of my body, except my hoof, because it's my hoof. Don't let the taunting magic of Princess Slimy Tiara get the best of you Sweeta Bellia, or we may never live happily ever again." Scootaloo continued as she turned around and walked away.

"Oi, thy prince is at your command princess, shall we go?" Pipsqueak said behind her back, almost scaring her.

Sweetie Belle nodded and they started galloping as fast as they could.

Meanwhile, inside the town's hall.

"We can't let this continue! Our kids are dressing up in weird dresses and playing games where they get seriously injured!" A random pony said in the crowd.

"My little filly is a "princess" and the leader of the Coltdor ponies, she constantly talks about how fabulous she is and i am starting to worry if she really is fabulous and if i'm just blind!" The familiar rich pony said.

Everybody inside the town hall silenced and some awkward coughs could be heard, everyone staring at FIlthy Rich.

"What? Did i say something unappropriate?" Filthy Rich said to the crowd.

"No, you're completely right actually, My little colt came home today with bruised coat and all that, said he was doing the honour of the fabulous princess of Coltdor. This has gone long enough." Another random mare in the crowd said.

"I've heard they got the inspiration from a book... " Another mare said.

"Yeah! It's time we put an end to this before they follow the book and do something crazy as thinking Canterlot i-" The stallion couldn't say anything before the ground started shaking and sounds of galloping hooves were heard.

"TO THE HOUSE OF COLTDOR! MAKE HASTE! DON'T SLOW DOWN, IF YOU'RE TIRED JUST KEEP GOING!" The leader of the pack shouted, everyone inside the town hall looked outside one of the windows, everypony gasped as they looked at the scene as a mare came up, quite "big boned"  and a red mane and tail. She had like an afro as mane and her tail was a bit weird looking too. Her coat was a yellow kind of pink.

"We must stop our children! They are on their way to terrorise Filthy Rich's mansion just as they did with the sweet apple acres! We must stop them before it's too late!" The mare shouted as she held her hooves up high, every adult pony opening the door and galloping out as they went to chase the young ones.

In an isolated part of the town... two small ponies were on their way to the house of Coltdor on a peaceful task to get them to meet up with the pony-elves, little did they know that the adult ponies of this town was now trying to capture the small filly's and make them stop playing this ridiculous game...

"I think i can see the fabulous one's tower from here! We must be getting closer." Pipsqueak said as he started to walk a bit faster.

A weird noise was heard, a loud shriek of some kinds. Sweetie Belle was about to say something but instead pushed Pipsqueak to one of the alleys and jumped into a trash can. A little moment passed and soon Sweetie Belle heard hoofsteps. They were getting closer and closer. Soon she could hear somepony sniffing nearby, as a diamond dog searching for diamonds. It was deadly close to the trash can but then left, Sweetie Belle stepped out of it and somehow it was already dark outside.

"Pippin, you there?" Sweetie Belle whispered casually, before getting ambushed by what looked like Lyra, she took her pony-elven blade and hit the mare in sheer fright, Lyra fell down to the ground, presumely dead.

"Oi, what in the whole Celestic sun was wrong with her, Sweeta Bellia?" Pipsqueak answered.

"I don't know, but we better get moving before we stumble across more of the adult ponies..." Sweetie Belle said as she led Pip out of the alley and into the streets again. The usual snoring could be heard from every house.

They finally reached Filthy Rich's mansion, the front gates were locked and nobody was outside. Sweetie Belle turned around and locked at the city clock.

"Oh, 2 AM, how did we be out here so long?" Sweetie Belle said as she looked at Pipsqueak.

"I don't know... maybe we hid in those trash cans for too long." Pipsqueak answered as he climbed over the fence and onto the other side, he then threw down a rope ladder for Sweetie Belle.

She climbed up and then jumped down from the fence into the bushes, they then moved to the door and opened it. Lucky enough it was not locked and they moved into the pitch black house. A scary tension rose as the sounds of bats and other stuff could be heard. Sweetie Belle activated her horn as a flashlight and they began scouting through the house. It looked like a battle of the century had been fought in there. Broken tables, ashes from burnt down objects. Someplaces there were even writings on the wall that said "Super fab".

They continued to the main stairs, they were blocked off from tables that had been turned to prevent anyone to get upstairs. Sweetie Belle turned around as she heard a bit of snoring coming from the living room. She sneaked over there, with Pip right after her. When she came into the room she saw pony-elves sleeping on the floor, with one night guard sitting by a light.

"Shh! You're going to wake them up, where have you two been?" The guard whispered, it was one of the colts from the pony-elven kingdom.

"We have been trying to get to this place this whole day but we got a bit, distracted." Sweetie Belle whispered back, taking some steps into the room.

"Well, welcome to the assault on Coltdor then princess, we thought they had kidnapped you both so we are now trying to take over this place, tomorrow we are planning to take over the last section. We call it the UPSTAIRS" The colt whispered.

A sound of an arrow being shot filled the empty silence, it hit the head of the guard colt and he dropped the alarm bell, it made a loud noise as the pony-elves woke up and took their weapons and took defensive positions. Sweetie Belle and Pipsqueak hid behind a table as they didn't know what to do. The battle went on forever but then it subsided and they could hear hoofsteps getting closer and closer.

"Search for any survivors, the pony-elves are mischevious unfabulous creatures." Diamond Tiara said.

Pipsqueak jumped out from his hiding spot and so did Sweetie Belle, they took their weapons in their mouth and "killed" the nearest ponies, it was now the whole house against them. Arrow after arrow missed, blade after blade was dropped to the floor by their owner pretending to die.

"Princess Diamond Fabulous Tiara! We come on a peaceful mission and i ask you to stop this at once!" Sweetie Belle said as she killed yet another Coltdor pony.

"Stop!" Diamond Tiara shouted as everypony just froze in place. "You are worthy of my limited attention, what is your purpose?" Diamond said, walking over to Sweetie Belle.

"We are here to tell you to come with us back to the sweet apple acres, as you may know an evil has risen from the depths of Minas Horseshoe, and we'll need to hold a council meeting to discuss what must be done." Sweetie Belle said, bowing infront of the princess.

Diamond Tiara said nothing but only held up her right front hoof in the air, the ponies of Coltdor gathered behind her as she nodded to Sweetie Belle and Pipsqueak.

Sweetie Belle and Pipsqueak went out the door as they had gotten their answer, they went home to the sweet apple acres again and did nothing for an hour as Scootaloo and Applebloom prepared the meeting. After a couple of hours the ponies of Coltdor finally arrived.

"Good... take a seat and let the council begin!" Scootaloo said as she fluttered her wings, vaguely flying over to the throne.

"Now, i hope you all know what this mee-" Applebloom was cut off as Pinkie Pie appeared out of nowhere and started bouncing to a melody as she was about to begin to sing.

"PINKIE! Get out of here! And don't try to feed us your enchanted cupcakes again..." Scootaloo shouted and went down from the throne and glared at Pinkie while frowning.

"Dashie told me to sing a song for you all to make you stop playing this horrible game. What are you playing anyways?" Pinkie Pie said and ignored Scootaloo's angry look and went over to the scroll with the rules on it.

"What are you talking about? We are trying to have a meeting to stop the evil force rising in Minas Horseshoe." Scootaloo said as she looked at Pinkie Pie.

"OH! Saving the world?! I love saving the world!" Pinkie Pie said and bounced eagerly.

"Pinkie... you're not battle ready, i'm afraid you'll never become a professional war hero in such short time." Scootaloo said, giving Pinkie a disappointing look.

"But.. but... i want to play with you all!" Pinkie said as she sat down, frowning and on the brink of crying.

"Get out of here, we're not playing anything. You can never be serious about things. I'm sorry!" Scootaloo said as she turned around and sat down on her throne.

"Never serious... i'll s-show them!" She muttered for herself and then walked away, her mane popped as a baloon.

As she strotted towards her secret hideout she picked up a melody with her strotting, making an evil grin as she opened her mouth.

"Come now little foals and colts i've got a present for anypony hearing me sing, death and life ain't going to be a matter, when i shoot you with my real poof poff blatter, The melody is hypnotic and the voice of me is the only thing you can hear, those freaking kids made me to an outcast, time to pay back and save the world all by myself! Let's build an army and get out there, protect Minas Horseshoe as i sing my mind breaking song! Every adult goes to sleep and all you young ones follow me as moths drawn to fire! Payback has come for them as i am Pinkamena Diane Pie, the strongest of war heroines around!" She sang over and over again until a pack of young ponies followed her, even some adult ones. Her gipsy magic always works. She led them into her secret base and kept singing it over and over again. She then closed the door and made sure nopony else saw her.

Back at the council meeting, things went on as normal

"The elder scroll of the one ring is the most dangerous artifact made in this land, smited in the depths of the mines of Minas Horseshoe," Scootaloo said and put the scroll down on a round table in the middle. "Only there can it be destroyed again, nobody can harness it's power accurately than the one who created it, Discord." She continued and went up on her throne again.

"So we want to create a fellowship that must take the scroll to Minas Horseshoe before Discord enslaves all of Middle Equestria." Applebloom said, changing position in her normal chair that resembled a throne.

"I'll go!" Sweetie Belle and Pipsqueak said in unison, joined by Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

"Just don't forget about me.." A familiar voice said, Applebloom jumped out of her seat and looked at the newly arrived filly, Babs.

"Ah, good that you could join us... uh? What's your name?" Applebloom said, trying to hide her excitement.

"White seed, the warm." Babs Seed said, bowing infront of Scootaloo and Applebloom.

Silence broke out before Scootaloo started laughing so insanely that she fell off the throne. Everybody looked confusedly at Scootaloo, not gettig the misunderstood meaning of the name Babs had.

"Ah sweet Celestia! White Seed The Warm? Bwwaahahaha!" Scootaloo rolled on the floor until she finally stopped laughing and sat up the first thing meeting her was the 30 confused faces. "Sorry, just saw a really crazy chicken in the background, hehe..." She continued, getting up on her throne again.

"Well, ah see one in the foreground.. Scoot, scootaloo!" Applebloom said teasingly, pointing at Scootaloo.

"You've done that so many times i don't care anymore. Now, yet again i have to say onto more serious matters. Then we are done, we move out at dusk, get ready my little ponies. You're going to need it..." Scootaloo said as she took a hammer and hit the table as to signal that the meeting is done.

A few hours later home at Sweetie Belle

Sweetie put on her dress but suddenly her door opened and she turned around, Pinkie stood there with crossed eyes and a creepy smile on her face.

"Pinkie? You okay there?" Sweetie asked, putting on her wooden ring as crown, putting on her special horseshoes.

"I'm super duper kuper okay...!" Pinkie said as her eyes twitched a little.

"Okay... i'm gonna go now though, so nice of you to visit..." Sweetie said and took a few steps towards the door, which Pinkie was blocking.

Pinkamena was about to jump onto Sweetie had it not been for the voice that came behind her just in the last second.

"Oh, Pinkie darling! You look horrible... here! I've got a new dress for you that you could try!" Rarity said and took a hold of Pinkie and dragged her into the workroom.

Sweetie Belle sighed in relief and went out the door to the sweet apple acres, when she arrived all the other ponies were already there and ready to go.

"Our top priority is to escort the brave princess Sweeta Bellia Darkwood to the abandoned mines of Minas Horseshoe. But let's make haste as we move from day and night, until our legs can't carry us anymore and we'll be forced to take rest somewhere." Scootaloo said as she began walking forward.

They walked for day after day, over hill and over rocks and rivers, until they reached the Everfree forest. Sweetie Belle didn't like the forest, not a single bit. It radiated dark magic. Once a beatiful place where she was born, Sweeta Bellia Darkwood, the pony-elf of the Everfree Forest.

"I'm afraid that it will take too much time to go around, we'll have to walk throught the Everfree Forest to get to Minas Horseshoe in the required time." Applebloom said as she took the first steps in.

"Stick together and keep an eye out for anything from timber wolves to the evil forces of Discord." Scootaloo said, drawing her blade as she continues to walk forward.

Sweetie Belle didn't like the thick and choking air inside the forest, she was always on her guard and kept walking, she suddenly heard a noise and turned around only to find Pipsqueak whistling with closed eyes going at the wrong direction. Sweetie Belle jumped towards him and gave him a hoofslap on the face.

"Oi! What was that for princess?" Pipsqueak said, quite upset.

"For going the wrong direction Pippin, you're supposed to follow the group!" Sweetie Belle said and turned around, only to find them two alone in the middle of the forest, they had lost the path.

"It seems you accidently took the wrong direction now too, we're screwed. Once you fall off the path in the Everfree Forest you get lost in your own insanity." Pipsqueak said, trying to look around for the path.

"To constantly head north is the key, you'll finally reach the borders of the Crystal Empire that way and then you can get to Minas Horseshoe that way." Sweetie Belle said, checking her pockets for a compass.

"Oi! I have a compass with me, i always do." Pipsqueak said, taking out a compass from his pocket and handing it to Sweetie Belle.

Sweetie Belle used her magic to hold it infront of her as she continued to walk North, she finally felt that the air around her was getting ligher and ligher. She checked up for a moment and saw a light coming in not so far away.

"Prince Pippy! I think we are very close now!" Sweetie Belle shouted and started galloping.

Pipsqueak kept up with Sweetie Belle and started laughing as he threw himself in the fresh grass of the meadows near the Crystal Empire. Sweetie Belle then looked around to see where Canterlot was, she then gestured for Pipsqueak to follow as they began their journey to Canterlot.

"We have gone this path for days now, let's find a suitable place to camp at." Applebloom said, looking at Scootaloo.

"Of course, there's just a problem." Scootaloo said, standing still.

"And what's that Queen Sacred Scooter?" Applebloom said, laying her hoof on Scootaloo's back.

"Just check who's left, Pippin and Sweeta Bellia has fallen prey for the black magic that envelops this evil forest..." Scootaloo said and began walking again.

"There's not much we can do anyways, we'll just have to continue our journey and beg to Celestia that they'll be alright." Applebloom said and continued walking.

"Don't you get it? It's all over, Sweeta Bellia had the scroll. Discord will never be stopped now." Scootaloo said as she just sat down and looked down into the ground with a hopeless smile on her face.

"Don't be so sure that it's over yet, Sacred Scooter. Search deep in your heart and you'll find the hope enough to know that they will never give up and they'll never let the forest drive them insane." Babs Seed said as she patted Scootaloo on the back.

"Thanks... bbbfffft... White Bwahaha! SEED!" Scootaloo said and began rolling on the ground while laughing.

"That's the last time i'm going to help you atleast..." Babs Seed said and continued to walk.

Diamond and Silver Spoon was mostly quiet, they would occasionally whisper to eachother and giggle. The fellowship finally found a clearing in the forest and laid down their sleeping bags.

"We'll need a watcher incase we would be attacked by some creature, White Seed, The Warm. You'll go first." Applebloom said, sighing as she heard Scootaloo beginning to laugh again. "It's not THAT funny Sacred Scooter, now stop laughing." She continued.

Everypony went to sleep, except Babs of course who held her white staff, creating a magical barrier around them, alteast that's what she imagined to do. She then impaled the ground with the staff and made it stuck, still using the shield spell as she went to her sleepingbag herself, falling asleep quite quickly.

Applebloom woke up to the sound of screaming ponies, trying to get into the protecting bubble that surrouned their little camp.

"White Seed! What in the whole Nightmare Moon saga is going on! You were supposed to watch over us and swap places when you felt tired, not go to sleep without swapping." Applebloom said and woke up Babs.

"Uh.. run you fools!" Babs Seed said as she woke up, quickly grabbing her staff and powering up the protecting bubble shield around them.

"Wake up everypony! It seems we'll be fighting our first fight without breakfast!" Scootaloo said and ran over to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, shaking them as they woke up.

Tia and Silver took their ultra fabulous candy cane swords that said "Made by Twist" on them as they grabbed followed the lead of Babs Seed as they moved somewhere. Adult ponies and young ponies alike were constantly tackling the shield, all of them had a smiley face as a mark on their foreheads.

"We're approaching the bridge of the lake spring clearing, we'll soon be out of this cursed forest..." Babs Seed as she continued to walk and power up the shield.

Suddenly all the ponies ran away as if they had heard or seen a ghost. They could see the forest lighting up and the ground shaking.

"YEEEEAAEAAAAHAHAHH!" Roared the creature, making it echo through the whole forest and making the ponies inside the shield bubble almost deaf.

They all began galloping until the reached the bridge. But suddenly Babs Seed stopped and turned around.

"What do you think you're doing White Seed?" Applebloom said as she turned around, still hearing Scootaloo giggling in the background.

"Go on ahead, i'll take care of this foul beast." Babs Seed said and gave Applebloom a trusting smile.

"But it'-" Applebloom couldn't say more as she got paralyzed by the sight of the creature, a bulk biceps as big as the town hall.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" Bulk Biceps said and took some steps towards the little thing that was Babs Seed.

"YOUUUUUU SHALL NOT PAAAAAASSSSSS!!!" Babs Seed said as she put her staff down into the ground and nothing happened, she tried doing it again some few times but it still didn't work. "Hang on a minute, i think the battery is out...." Babs Seed said as she opened a thing on the staff and took out two fireflies and captured two more and put them in. "So, where were we?" Babs Seed continued.

"AH! You were like going to be epic and sacrifice yourself while your friends run away, and then i drag you with me as the bridge collapses and then you'll come back in the next chapter!" Bulk Biceps said in his typical loud voice.

"Well, alright. YOOOOOUOUOUOUOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAASS!!!" Babs Seed said again and made the bridge collapse under Bulk Biceps as he fell down, on his way though he hit the part of the bridge under Babs and it collapsed too.

"Run, you fools!" Babs said before falling down into the very deep lake.

"Nuuuuuh! White seed! Why did you do this! You could have been a hero on the walls, White Seed!" Applebloom shouted in a really monotone voice, of course hearing Scootaloo laughing her ass off behind her.

"Sorry! Bwahahaha! Now i know why we don't have cutiemarks in acting atleast! Pfft!" Scootaloo began crying while laughing. Applebloom only sighed in annoyment and began walking along the path that would eventually lead them to Canterlot.

The fellowship continued to walk, until they entered a mystical forest. Full of fireflies and sparkling and glowing plants. They all stopped before they found a tree village. It was the pony-elves of Goth-lorién, the pony-elves who listened to false singing rock bands all day long and the ones who hated the world to it's very core.

"Uh, hello!?" Scootaloo shouted, being answered with ponies turning up the music on their MP3 players.

"Get out of here you conformists!" Somepony shouted.

"Well, we can't. According to the book we are supposed to get to Goth-lorién and receive gifts!" Applebloom answered.

"Maybe i don't wanna, you can't rule over me! You're just a conformist!" Another pony shouted.

"Let's just raid these unfabulous goth pony-elves and get out of here." Diamond Tiara said and sighed in frustration.

"Good idea Slimy Tiara, i'd like to get out of here before i go insane of this music and the negative force in the air." Scootaloo said and moved to a tent on the ground, she went in and found some stuff and came out of it again, handing each one of them a gift suitable for them.

"Now let's continue, goth pony-elves deserves to be left alone and die." Applebloom said as she took some steps to some boats near the river.

Applebloom and Scootaloo jumped into one boat, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon jumped into another boat. The fellowship continued their journey through the river and soon they were at their destination. They jumped off their boats and swam up to the shore and took out their supplies. It didn't take long before they heard screams in the distance, mostly just the voices of the goth pony-elves screaming "NO WAAAY!".

"There went the freaking annoying goth's. Now let's try to continue our journey, let's see here..." Scootaloo said as she brought up the book and read the chapter they were playing out in right now.

"So what's up next?" Silver Spoon asked Scootaloo.

"Just the death of the one that wears the least importance, which would be you Silver Spoon, remember to be hit 7 times by arrows before you fall down and die, then they should retreat back to where they came from and we'll have to track them as somehow there should have been two more with us. but meh, let's just roll the way we are doing it now." Scootaloo said and put down her sleeping bag and prepared a fire.

"Good to know... " Silver Spoon said as she rolled around in her sleeping bag.

A few days before at a certain secret hide out a vengeful pony was plotting to take over the world....

"Yesss, Pinkie smart, Pinkie has now made army and is powerful, yeesss." Pinkie Pie said as she stroked her pet alligator.

"So smart that she could be considered as the main villains pawn, Sarumane the pink." Echoed the familiar voice of the draconequus.

"Huh, Now Pinkie is having hallucinations again, Pinkie must take nuclear medicine!" She said as she got down from her typical bad guy chair.

"No no no! It's me Discord!" The draconequus said as he snapped his finger and appeared right infront of Pinkie Pie.

"Oh, right. Pinkie mad now, Pinkie wanted to take medicine!" Pinkie Pie said in a very typical bad guy russian accent.

"Look, Pinkamena, don't use that accent around me or you'll never be part of the game you so badly want to be in on." Discord said and snapped his fingers on Pinkie's snout.

"What are you going to do get me in the game?" Pinkie said with her now normal voice and accent.

"I'm the main villain, you just need to be Sarumane The Pink and you'll be in it, you have to follow the context of this book though, read it while you prepare for something... i don't know." Discord said and then teleported away.

"This title sounds cool, maybe it'll be as good as they say it is." Pinkie said and dove into the book.

Gah... back to the present again....

Scootaloo woke up the next day and made some breakfast, hay bacon as usual, and some of the goth pony-elvish bread that tasted super great. She then woke everyone up and they all went into the forest, not saying a word as they knew any minute now they would be attacked by the forces of Sarumane the pink. It was completely silent until the sound of a party bomb broke the silence. They all drew their weapons and fighted off every troop. The fight went on forever it felt like, the investment was none as they were all newly awake and fought monotonely, then as the leader came in and shot arrows at Silver Spoon they all started to put out their act, being quite agressive in their defense and actually trying to move to where Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were. Silver Spoon got hit by the seventh arrow and fell to the ground, Scootaloo jumped up to where the leader stood and cut off his head before dashing over to Silver Spoon.

"Oh no, it's not like we knew that would happen." Scootaloo said and then picked up the body and threw it in one of the boats and let it flow down the river.

Diamond Tiara started to cry in reality without acting, Scootaloo and Applebloom were as monotone as Katara in The Last Airbender by M-Night.Shaymalan.

"We are always going to remember you Silver Fork.. i mean Spoon. Let your body be united with the ones we have already lost.. now let's continue, the forces of Sarumane will never rest and they will never stop until they reach their goal." Scootaloo said and moved over to pick up their supplies.

"Pippin and Sweeta Bellia is still out there somewhere and we should make our way to Minas Horseshoe right after we do as the book tells us to do." Applebloom said with the continuos monotone behaviour.

The three began galloping towards the direction the other ponies had galloped a while before that, they imagined to have heroic music in the background as they galloped through lands and forest in chase of the what was supposed to be kidnappers but some roles didn't get filled in...

THE END - eat snacky smores!

The two derailing plotlines

The Two Faced Villain

Far away from Ponyville, three small filly's were roaming over the landscapes of Equestria in the hunt of the ponies who killed Silver Fuck, i mean Silver Fork!, i mean Silver Spoon! They were all very tired but knew that their enemy wasn't going to slow down... so they jus-

"SHUT UP, DISCORD!" Scootaloo shouted at the air.

As i was saying, they just had to keep going, no matter what happens. Because if they don't, they break the rules!

Applebloom and Scootaloo sighed in frustration and just kept galloping. They suddenly heard an explosion from the sky and stopped galloping, As they watched up in the sky they saw that Rainbow Dash had done a Sonic Rainboom and she then landed infront of them, making the ground break under her and the animals gasping because of epicness.

I thought i could throw in a surprise for you girls so nothing becomes predictable... what will you do when a problem like this occurs?     Keep going or face this awesome mare that wants you to stop being eggheads dressing up in fantasy clothes and all that...

"DISCORD! We get the point, just be quiet." Applebloom shouted at the sky, because that's where the voice came from atleast.

"Now you filly's are imagining that Discord is talking to you? This has gone far enough eggheads..." Rainbow Dash said and walked up to them.

"Dash! Discord is trying to take over the world again but this time he is making us roleplay, for some apparent reason." Diamond Tiara said.

Now, now Tiara, always stay in character or you will be removed!

"Sounds reasonable, but i'm still not letting this eggheadness gonna corrupt my favorite filly, Scootaloo." Dash said as she flew up a bit in the air. Ready to Rainbow Dash the dash out of these dashers, then she would dash the dashers in a dash.... okay i'll stop now.

I welcome you to your first boss battle! Get the popcorn!

Scootaloo sighed and drew out her pony-elven bow while Sweetie Belle took out her blade and Diamond Tiara drew her candy cane, made by Twist. Thunders hit the ground and everything went black, but then as a show starting everything went back to normal but a rocky theme was playing in the background and health bars were over everyponies heads.

"Time to dash these bastards!" Rainbow Dash and transformed into a kind of Super Saiyan mode, the rock music increasing with a 20% cooler seal of approval.

"Diamond Tiara, check the weaknesses as i take the lead, i guess i should have listened to Button Mash when he talked about  turn based RPG games..." Scootaloo said as she took her bow and made a 360 as she fired a power shot, inflicting Rainbow Dash with a speed down times two.

"My turn..." Applebloom said as she took her pony-elven blade and cast a spell on it, making it bigger as she hit the ground and made the ground fly up and knock Rainbow Dash out of the air.

"By the power of Fabulousness!" Diamond Tiara said as she summoned her fathers googles, finding a weakness in Rainbow Dash called "eggheadvitus".

Eggheadvitus is a disease all awesome ponies have, if you read from a history book they are sure to almost die of eggheadness.

Diamond Tiara did not have to listen anymore as she took her candy cane and hopped up in the air.

"This Candy Cane was made by an egghead around 30 days ago, it's white and red for your information! It is made out of molten sugar and other stuff that would probably make you throw up!" Diamond Tiara shouted as she hit Rainbow with it three times, making her lose a third of her HP.

"Too eggheady... time to get 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat!" Rainbow said as she  started channeling a new attack displayed as "Ten seconds flat."

"I'll distract her! Scooter power!" Scootaloo shouted, almost laughing at the ridiculousness of the current moment as she summoned her scooter and performed an awesome show, boosting the attack of the team and interrupting Rainbow Dash's channeling of an attack.

"Time to finish this..." Applebloom said before galloping up to Rainbow Dash with her enormous and skillful blade, making three diagonal slashes before doing one last vertical. "Buy some apples!" She continued to slash, watching as Rainbow Dash's HP went a bit under half and then returned to her position.

"I call upon you, the power of being fabulous!" Diamond Tiara said as she summoned her bunny again and gave it a modified carrot and it mutated into a kind of Bulk Biceps looking bunny and it tackled Rainbow Dash, defeating her in one swift movement.

The thunders struck down again and everything went black, then it returned to normal and they were in the landscape again and Rainbow was laying in the middle of the grass, her coat, mane and tail were a deep grey and a light began shining and it transfered to the three filly's.

You just gained the ability, Dash. You can now move faster and be 20% cooler.

"We get it Discord, now we'll have to resume on our quest to chase down those forces of Sarumane before we get anymore sidetracked." Scootaloo said, starting to gallop at the direction they had been galloping at before.

Out in the middle of the mountains between The crystal empire and Canterlot a certain two ponies were trying to move forward... not knowing that they weren't alone.

"Pippin, do you still have that compass and the map?" Sweetie Belle asked, looking at the worn out Pipsqueak.

"Sure do! I reckon it's still a long way ahead. If i'm not mistaken we're gonna trespass into "the mountains of going in circles while being lost in a fog", where we meet Pegollum. You know the story though." Pipsqueak said and placed the map on a rock and then put the compass on the upper corner of the map.

Sweetie Belle moved to the map and tried to look at it but it only started whirling around, if she looked closely she could see Discords eyes emanating colourful spirals. Hearing his voice in her head as she continued to stare at the map that was now just endless spirals, entrancing her even more and more for every second.

"You okay Sweeta Bellia? I'll get some glasses if you can't see good enough." Pipsqueak said as he watched Sweetie Belle slowly nodding at the map and staring very strangely into it.

"Won't be needed Pippin, i just thought i saw something beatiful on the map..." Sweetie Belle said as she turned around, her colour scheme turning into a slight grey.

"If you say so princess, shall we continue our walking then?" Pipsqueak said, picking up the map and the compass.

"Of course..." Sweetie Belle said as she tried to shake off that heavy weight in her head, she then felt the burden hanging by her neck, the scroll...

They kept walking and every now and then Sweetie Belle would look down at her neck where the scroll hung. They finally reached their destination and put down their sleeping bags, knowing that Pegollum would strike if they went to sleep. She could hear the changeling moving about in the background, she then took up the scroll and unwrapped it, her eyes being captured on the golden and shiny page of pure lust and addiction, she couldn't look away but then she looked more into it and read it aloud, before she knew it the scroll and her was invisible. She stood up and looked around the camp spot, she saw Pegollum slowly crawling down a wall and crawling over to Pipsqueak.

"Nightmare night... what a fright.. " Pipsqueak said softly between the snoring. Oblivious that a certain changeling were looking around his stuff for the scroll.

Sweetie Belle slowly drew her blade and sneaked behind the unknowing Pegollum, she then pushed him to the ground and pointed the blades tip against the throat of Pegollum.

"Gotcha! Now we can continue our journey, you're supposed to be our guide to Minas Horseshoe, you'll get us in there... or else you will be executed here and now." Sweetie Belle said, putting the scroll in her pocket as she becomes visible again.

"Yes, yessss. Smugeel will show the way... yesss.." Pegollum said as he started to jump forward quite weirdly, Pipsqueak woke up and packed the things down in his saddlebag as he followed the two without saying anything.

The company of three now continued their journey, Pegollum showed them the way through the mountain roads and they then arrived at a forest, there they sat down and Pipsqueak began making food.

"What are we eating today, hmmm? Yesss, preciousss needs to know." Pegollum said and jumped near the cauldron.

"Oi! Be quiet! I'm just making some hay bacon soup." Pipsqueak said as he took a wooden spoon.

"Pippin, you hear that?" Sweetie Belle said as she turned around and looked at him.

"What? You probably only imagined to hear something... " Pipsqueak said as he poured up the soup in a bowl and handed it over to Pegollum and made one for himself as he started eating.

"No, i don't. There's something moving towards us, something big. Just come and look at the way the tree tops starrts to rustle, moving towards us." Sweetie Belle said and turned around again. Looking over the forest before them.

"Okay, i'll trust you on this one but if this is a prank i'm going to make you pay one bit to me!" Pipsqueak said as he put away his bowl and went to look at what Sweetie Belle meant, and it sure was something big moving in the forest, towards them.

"We better get moving, Pegollum! Come here!" Sweetie Belle shouted as she took her own stuff and put it in the saddlebags.

Scootaloo, Applebloom and Diamond Tiara was still roaming the lands, they had soon reached their destination, Sarumane's secret hideout.

"Why are we running back to Ponyville?" Diamond Tiara finally asked.

"Because the tracks leads that way, we better follow them if we want to end this torture as fast as we can..." Scootaloo said as she kept running.

"Look, girls! The whole of Ponyville is gone... there's only a a big pink tower in the middle!" Applebloom said as she began running faster.

"Let's show Sarumane that we are not to play with..." Scootaloo said, running up to the front gates and through them. What was now Icedrinkengard.

The three hurried to get to the tower and none defended it, it was very easy to get into the towers entrance, too easy. (DUN DUN DUUUUN) They entered what was presumably the throne room, the throne was made out of dried cake and the whole room was mostly just a copy of Sugarcube corner.

"Wharecum to rugahcube cornah! Mayh i teak your order preashe!?" Pinkie Pie said, with the most racist Japanese accent ever. "Oh, Pinkie is amused you have finally come... yesss! Now Pinkie finally can have fun, yes!" She continued, changing to her evil russian accent.

"Uh... Pinkie? I mean Sarumane? What are you doing here?" Scootaloo said, raising an eyebrow.

"Pinkie didn't get to play game, now Pinkie evil... yesss, no. Time for Pinkie to kill freaking kids who made Pinkie to an outcast! No! Yesss!!" Pinkie said as thunders struck down, everything turning black before it returned to normal, a weird chiptune polka in the background as health bars appeared above everyone of them.

Scootaloo was up first, she took up her bow from her saddlebag and loaded it with one arrow as she then summoned her scooter and then jumped on it, using it to hop up in the air as she shot three power shots at Pinkie Pie, then she returned to her former position.

"Time to buck some apples..." Applebloom said as she drew out her pony-elven blade and then dashing forward at Pinkie Pie and slashing at different limbs around 5 times, inflicting a defense down times 2 and a speed down times ten.

"Huh... I call upon the power of fabulousness in this dire situation!" Diamond Tiara said as she enveloped them all in a protecting shield.

"Lock the doors and close the blinds, we're going for a ride!" Pinkie Pie sang as her mane popped like a balloon, taking out a kitchen knife as she starts to grin madly.

"Oh no... Pinkie has gone into her worst personality, Pinkamena! Let's defeat her before she does something overlydramatic..." Scootaloo said as she summoned her scooter again and tackles Pinkamena with her scooter and then shots her with two powershots from her bow.

"I can't decide wether you should live or die..." Pinkie Pie began singing again as she took her kitchen knife and teleported behind Diamond Tiara and stabbed her in the neck, making her faint in the battle. "Oh you'll probably go to heaven, please don't hang your head and cry!" She continued singing before returning to her former position with a playful grin.

"Sweet Celestia! Gah! I can't take this anymore!" Applebloom said as she took her blade and enchanting it with a pony-elven spell. Jumping forward to Pinkamena and doing 7 razor sharp slashes against her, leaving Pinkamena's health under half.

Gahaha! For once, real chaos happens. Don't forget to watch your backs, maybe you'll be able to block her attacks.

"No wonder why my heart feels dead inside, it's cold and hard and petrified..." Pinkamena began sining again as she teleported and attempted to stab Applebloom in the heart but in the last moment she turned around and blocked the stab with her pony-elven blade. Pinkamena returned, dropping the melody, her mane and tail becoming like a balloon again.

"Good Applebloom, now it's my turn." Scootaloo said as she took her bow and jumped up and made a 360 before firing off a fiery bolt, inflicting Pinkie Pie with a burn times three.

"Hey! That wasn't fun!" Pinkie Pie said as she took out her party cannon, going up to Applebloom's face and firing it in her face, making her faint.

"Oh no! Applebloom!" Scootaloo shouted as she took out two small pony-elven knives and summoned her scoooter and first tackled Pinkie Pie with it, then she jumped off in mid air and stabbed Pinkie Pie multiple times while flying by. Then she would land on her scooter and return to her original position.

"No... wonder why my heart feels dead inside, it's cold... and hard... and petrified... lock the doors... close the blinds... we're going for a... ride..." Pinkie Pie sang as her last words before her mane and tail popped once again and she fainted.

You did it! As a gift your partners shall be resurrected this one time.

Everything went black and then it returned to normal, the music and health bars gone. Scootaloo watched as Pinkie's body turned into a deep shade of grey as a rainbow shot out and went into the three filly's bodies.

You gained a new ability! Teleport! Only works in battles.

"Good to know Discord..." Applebloom said as she helped Diamond Tiara up to her hooves.

"Let's continue our jouney, next up we have to find Sweeta Bellia in the forest, with... Seed." Scootaloo said, trying to avoid to say White Seed.

"We'll come back later Pinkie!" Applebloom said as she left out of the gate.

"Come now pony-elvesss... good Smugeel will show the way!" Pegollum said as he pointed against the large and thick forest infront of them.

"I don't know if i want to go in there... " Pipsqueak said as he took some steps into the forest.

"We have to, it says so in the book." Sweetie Belle said, sighing in annoyment as she started walking.

"Won't we find White Seed The Warm inside this forest?" Pipsqueak then said after they had been walking for a while.

"Yes, atleast if Discord plays after the book, which he won't because then it would be too predictable and too non chaotic for him." Sweetie Belle said as she then fell forwards because of a root above ground, the scroll falling out of her pocket down onto the ground.

"Preciousss" Pegollum said as he hurried over to the scroll, grabbing it and looking at it for a while, not unwrapping but only handing it over to Sweetie Belle.

"Thank you Smugeel.." Sweetie Belle said as she took it with her magic and put it in her pocket again.

"Everything for master..." Pegollum said and then continued walking but then stopped as Babs Seed arrived from behind a tree.

"Greetings young ones, i'm back now." Babs Seed said as she stepped up on a rock.

"Good to see you White Seed, where's the others?" Pipsqueak said.

"Just for a detail, it's White Plant The Warmhearted, because of a certain pegasi's bad humour and yes, they're on their way." Babs Seed said as she jumped off the stone.

The now very tired ponies were in the entrance of the thick and entranced forest, in search of their old friends.

"It'll be impossible to find them in here, i can barely find any trees even though they're all around us!" Scootaloo said, quite frustrated.

"Duh, over here Scootie." Babs Seed said as she took a step into the clearing.

"Don't call me that.... bbbfft.. White Seed." Scootaloo said back.

"Shut up Scoots, it's White Plant the Warm Hearted now, try doing your immature sex jokes now!" Babs Seed said as she spinned her new staff.

"Good to see you, old friend." Applebloom said, looking at the now, still the same looking Babs Seed

"Well, good to see you too Apple Serenity, good to see everypony actually." Babs Seed said as she looked at the now three ponies.

"Couldn't be happier..." Diamond Tiara said with her typical bullying voice.

"I suppose i should lead the way to your other friends, come with me." Babs Seed said as she glared at Diamond Tiara before starting to walk away out of the clearing.

"So, how did you survive, White Plant...?" Applebloom said as she kept walking alongsides with Babs Seed.

"Well... it's a long story, but i might just tell it to you for filler... even though it isn't because we're expanding character development and stuff like that..." Babs Seed said as she continued to walk.

"After the foul beast dragged me down with me into the deep lake... i of course mean the abyss of darkness, i grabbed my staff and hit the monster on the head with it three times, really hard before he fainted and we fell for an eternity. Then i realised i was just having fun in the water and didn't want to stop playing before i looked at my clock that i always carry with me and i saw that time was running out so i ran to this forest the fastest as i could and when i arrived i came just in time. Sweeta Bellia and Pippin greeted me as they met me in the forest and now we have been waiting on you guys."

"Okay..." Applebloom said as she backed a bit and looked at Scootaloo.

"Finally we'll be able to grab the scroll and end this game as fast as possible, Discord is going down." Scootaloo said with a slightly annoyed face.

"Just remember that we have to go by the book, if we don't... Discord is going to automatically kick us out of the universe and put us in some weird dimension he made for his own entertainment..." Applebloom said as she saw them entering another clearing, seeing Pipsqueak, Sweetie Belle and presumely Pegollum laying in the middle, doing nothing at all.

"Oi! Sweeta Bellia, they're here!" Pipsqueak said as he galloped over to them and bowed. "Good to see you, my lovely queens." He continued.

"Apple Serenity, Sacred Scooter... and whatever the name was Tiara!" Sweetie Belle shouted with glee as she bounced over to them and hugged everypony, except Diamond Tiara of course.

"It's good to know that everypony even notices me..." Diamond Tiara said with a slight sarcastic voice.

"Shut up Tiara, deploy the tent and let's get started." Babs Seed said and picked up the bag containing the tent and threw it at Diamond Tiara, making her fall in a cartoonic slapstick manor.

"Gah... boring... i really hate the important talk of character progression and backstories that makes you understand what in the whole Tartarus is going on, what fun is there in making sense anyways?!... Let's just jump to the next point where something happens atleast..." Discord said as he took up a remote control where he sat and pressed a button as the screen he was watching it in jumped forwards some steps to that when all the ponies were asleep, except Sweetie Belle.

"Just another peek, nopony will notice... and if they do they know that it's my own, my precious!..." Sweetie Belle mumbled for herself as she unwrapped the golden scroll.

The sudden flash made Sweetie Belle's eyes glaze over as she couldn't look away, she started getting visions about the Crystal Empire falling to the ground, burning and filled with rainbow colours and floating ponies, she then saw spiralling eyes... everywhere. She looked more into the scroll and then Discord showed up on a single frame, sending various spiralling colours through his eyes into hers. She kept looking and couldn't look away. Her mane, tail and coat turning into a deeper shade of grey than before. Then suddenly everything stopped as Pegollum pushed it away from her grasp.

"What is master doing?! The precioussss will poison master's mind and tear it apart... you shouldn't do that master..." Pegollum said as he wrapped the scroll together and put it around her throat in a chain.

"Did i ask for your help, you "smug eel"..." Sweetie Belle said as she stood up and looked over the camp.

"No, you didn't. I just thought i would help you..." Pegollum said as he started stroking Sweetie Belle's tail as a sorry.

"Don't worry..." Sweetie Belle said as she gave Pegollum a comforting smile, before making a twisted grin. "I'll punish you later instead!" She continued and then kicked on Pipsqueak, making him emit a very... huh... you're forcing me to do it aren't you...? Well... making him emit a very... "Pippy kind of squeak.."  Gah, painful puns are painful puns.

"Pippin, wake up the others, we are going to the crystal empire." Sweetie Belle said as she helped Pipsqueak up on his hooves.

"We are already awake Sweeta Bellia, we we're waiting until your addiction of the scroll would make us continue the journey to end this silly roleplaying game, i am already sick of it." Scootaloo said as she got up from her sleeping bag.

"GAH! Can't you just stay in character?! Is it so freaking hard?! I am trying to enjoy myself here, and that was not a sexual innuendo." Discord said, his voice echoing through the dark forest.

"Sorry, "mister i demand a lot"! But we're trying to be reasonable here!" Applebloom shouted at the sky as she got up to her hooves and strapped on her saddlebag.

"Well, we better get moving right away, it's a long route towards the Crystal Empire, we'll have to put it in a montage..." Babs Seed said as she put on her robes and picked up her staff.

The reunited fellowship walked over icy mountains and through thick forests filled with danger... though they didn't encounter any dangers but still. They wandered day after day. They barely slept and when they arrived at the train station at the crystal empire. They all sighed out in relief and continued their march, arriving at the gate.

"The wonderful breezes of crystalness, let's get to the tower, i reckon Cadance and Twilight's brother will be there to greet us." Scootaloo said as she took a step over the entrance to the Crystal Empire.

"We must prepare the empire's defenses if they are to meet the leftover forces of Pinkamena... well Sarumena or Sarumane, whatever the name was." Applebloom said as she started walking towards the castle in the middle of the empire.

The six ponies (and Diamond Tiara) arrived the castle and was met by some guards.

"Uh.. what do you fillies think you're doin'?" Said one of the guards with a southern accent.

"We are to deliver an important message for the princess, Diamond Tiara here is also a member of the house of Coltdor down in Ponyville." Babs Seed said as she brought Diamond Tiara infront of the line.

"Impostor! YOU SHALL NOT PAAASSS!" The two guards said in unison as they swung their spears against the fellowship, thunders striking down in the ground as a battle sequence starts.

"Seven against two? This is sweet!" Scootaloo said as she was the first one to attack, doing her usual 360 spin and using her bow to fire a single power bolt to the guard on the left.

"Buy some apples!" Applebloom shouted as she took her pony-elven blade and ran up to the left guard and did a horizontal heavy slash, lowering his HP under half.

"Fabulous Candy Cane!" Diamond Tiara said as she teleported behind the left guard and made him trip over as she hit is leg very hard with the candy cane.

"Some language that is pony-elvish and all that!" Babs Seed shouted as she slammed her staff to the ground, making a shockwave bounce off to the guard on the left, making him "faint".

Sweetie Belle said nothing as she took her own pony-elvish long blade and ran over to the guard on the right and slashed him a couple of times before returning to her former position.

"I'm a pirate!" Pipsqueak shouted as he launched his special attack, standing by a fleet of pirate ships by the nearest coast, firing off many shells. All hailing down on the guard as he fainted almost instantly.

The battle sequence disappeared and they all walked into the castle, sighing with relief as they entered the throne room and saw Cadence and Shining Armor.

"Hm? Who are all these ponies...?" Cadence and Shining Armor said in unison as all the guards stared at the fellowship that just entered the throne room.

"We are the fellowship of the elder scroll of the One Ring... we are here to deliver an important message to the one known as Princess Cadence." Babs Seed said as she trotted over to where Cadence and Shining Armor sat on their thrones.

"Then welcome, you have permission to speak young one.." Cadence said and gave Babs a comforting smile.

"The forces of Discord in Minas Horseshoe is preparing to invade all of Middle Equestria... i'm afraid that Coltdor is the next target Princess, we must prepare the defenses before they arrive, or all will be lost." Babs Seed said as she went over to a window and tried sounding wise.

"Sorry, mind explaining me what Coltdor, Middle Equestria and Minas Horseshoe is?" Princess Cadence asked as she raised an eyebrow in confusion.

"They are all places from the famous book called Game Of The Fellowship Of The Elder Scrolls, i don't get it... "

Shining Armor said as he looked over to the fellowship.

"To cut it short, Discord made us follow the book to it's core and now we're roleplaying but saving the world at the same time..." Scootaloo said as she facehoofed.

"Why does other villains have to get involved when i am already doing my stuff... only makes stuff even more complicated!" Cadence said and then looked around and started blushing awkwardly. "I mean... why does he never give up that old draconequus!" She continued and started giggling awkwardly and sucked up more attention than what she was already receiving.

"Well, whatever that was supposed to mean..." Applebloom said and sighed, then the thought struck her, the green eyes of Shining Armor and that it was Cadence sitting on the throne. "Wait a minute... Chrysalis?" She said as she turned to Cadence and gave her a menacing stare.

"Hmph! This day was going to be perfect... the day i take over the crystal empire!" Cadence said as she made her epic transformation to Chrysalis.

"What in the whole Tartarus..." Scootaloo said as she saw all surrounding guards turning into changelings, including Pegollum.

"I better eradicate you before Discord gets the chance to do it!" Chrysalis shouted as she let out a maniacal chuckle.

"Quick! White Plant, use your blinding seed, i mean staff!" Scootaloo shouted as she looked at Babs Seed.

"Remind me to erase the memory of me being called White Seed someday, now run!" Babs Seed shouted as she put down her staff in the ground and mumbled some pony-elvish words as the throne room was lit up by the blinding light.

Scootaloo, Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, Pipsqueak and Diamond Tiara all ran out of the throne room, leaving Babs Seed alone with the changelings. When they arrived outside they found an empty house and hid in there, hoping not be found.

"What are we going to do now Scootaloo, this isn't going according to the books..." Applebloom said and started flipping through the pages in the book.

"We must continue doing what we were doing when we left our home Apple Serenity....." Pipsqueak said as he stood up on a table. "Celestia has smiled upon you this day, a fate of the universe in your hooves! And bless it be the foals, who fight with all their bravery, until the righteous stand" He began singing, in a very beatiful voice. "You see the distant flames, they below in the night! You fight in all our name's for what we know is right!" He sang as he drew his pirate sword, begining to pick up a bit on the melody."And when you all get shot and cannot carry on, though you die, Equestria lives on!" He continued to sing. "You may be captivated by love, by a changeling or worse. You may be burned to death or skinned alive and still live! But when they torture you, in the darkest of hours, though you die. Equestria lives on!" He sang, joined by Diamond Tiara and Scootaloo.

Changing to another scene within the towns hall, the music suddenly changed as the adults began singing in choirs. "Blame Canterlot! Blame Canterlot! Because the place is too rich, tomorrow night those freaks will fry!" They sang before the scene changed to Discords army, ready to march towards the Crystal Empire. "Tomorrow night, our lives will change! Tommorrow night, we'll be entertained. An invasion, what a sight, tomorrow night!" They sang in choirs before the scene and melody switched over to Discord sitting in Fluttershy's cottage. "In here there's so much room, where's squirrels burp and rats bloom, tomorrow night there'll be chaos so i'll be going soon! NYAHHAHA!!" He sang in his typical false voice before the scene switched over to Snips and Snails. "Why couldn't we be a part of the ga-ame! We are not so totally insa-ane!" Snips sang in a tone deaf voice. "It seems like we might be out of food" Snails continued. "See, that's just the problem you fool!" Snips sang, ending their session as the melody changed and the scene changed to Queen Chrysalis fondling Babs Seed's cocoon. "This day was going to be perfect, a day when i could steal some love, but now i am singing another sooong!"

"Then they cut your hoof in half and feed it to a Parasprite, and though it hurts your life, they all are laughing. But that's the way it goes, and the truth can be harmful, though we die! EQUESTRIA LIVES OOOOOOOOON!" Pipsqueak sang as the melody stopped as the door opened to the house and a stallion took some steps in, his eyes slightly green.

"Wha... what are you all doing in my house?" The stallion asked as he tried staying upright.

"We're hiding from the changelings..." Sweetie Belle said as she went face to face with the stallion.

"Changelings? I've never heard of such a thing..." The stallion said as he passed out moments later.

Everypony looked at the fallen stallion in shock except Sweetie Belle who was trying to fight to stay on her hooves as the scroll around her neck started becoming heavier.

"You alright Sweeta Bellia?" Pipsqueak said as he moved up to Sweetie Belle.

"IT'S MINE!" She shouted as she turned around and held it to her throat with her hooves, her colours turning into a deeper shade of grey.

"Princess Darkwood... what has happened to you...?" Pipsqueak said as he saw Sweetie Belle getting more stressed and frustrated for each second that passed.

"I... i don't know Pippin..." Sweetie Belle said as she snapped out of it and sat down on the floor.

"The scroll is grasping a tighter hold on the last pony-elf of the Everfree Forest.." Applebloom said and patted Sweetie Belle on the back.

"Pippin, take Sweeta Bellia to Minas Horseshoe this instant... or i fear that she will be lost forever in the clutches of Discord!" Scootaloo said, looking at the confused Sweetie Belle.

"No, the scroll might be draining my will away...  but i'm not leaving my friends alone with such an evil creature as Chrysalis!" Sweetie Belle said, now filled with hope and energy again for some odd reason.

"Did someone mention my name? And i that thought that this day wasn't going to be perfect, maybe it is going to be perfect anyways!" Chrysalis said as she entered the house, followed by six changelings.

"We will not back down Chryssie, we may just be filly's and colts but we can fight..." Scootaloo said as she took out her bow and flew up to a roof lamp and aimed at one of the changelings.

"I wasn't expecting you to be an easy match anyways, i'm just not into your roleplaying. I'm not going to let you all hit me in turns while i can't block or do anything in defense... this is going to be a bit more fair and realistic." Chrysalis said as she stomped her right hoof down in the ground in frustration.

"Get up the stairs, defend Sweeta Bellia at all costs Pippin... or else Chrysalis will be the one to use the scroll at in the end instead." Applebloom said as she drew out her pony-elven blade.

"Uh, sure my queen! As i said before, even though you die... Equestria lives on!" Pipsqueak said as he took Sweetie Belle's hoof and went upstairs.

"After them!" Queen Chrysalis shouted, glaring at all the changelings behind her, one started leaping off and got halfway up the stairs.

"You're not going anywhere!" Diamond Tiara shouted as she leapt out and blocked the stairs, hitting a changeling with her candy cane, making it fall down the stairs.

"Meddlesome foals... i'm not even going to do the honour of turning you all three into broodmares!" Chrysalis said as she powered up her horn and fired a magic blast against the roof lamp that Scootaloo took cover in.

Scootaloo leapt against Chrysalis, avoiding the magic bolt as she shoot an arrow against Chryssalis's head, but a changeling jumped infront of her and took the arrow to the face insteand and died right after. Scootaloo kept flying towards Chrysalis and then the queen changeling fired yet another magic bolt against Scootaloo, making her being covered by a green goo as she flew back into the wall, getting stuck.

Applebloom watched as Scootaloo got stuck in the green goo and rushed forward with her blade, spinning it rapidly as she lands next to Chrysalis, dashing towards her and giving her a quick slash on her right back hoof before she could react, but when she did another changeling jumped Applebloom and held her down before Chrysalis fired her spell and Applebloom got covered in the green goo.

"I must say, i love that you're barely doing any effective resistance at all..." Chrysalis said as she then turned her gaze towards Diamond Tiara.

"I'm not going to be defeated that easily, Chryssie... i'm super fabulous for a reason." Diamond Tiara said and took some brave steps towards Chrysalis.

"How interesting... but foolish!" Chrysalis shouted as she looked at the other changelings, speaking some kind of language without speaking. Then the six remaining changelings charged forward against her. She rose her hands up high, holding her candy cane in her left hoof as she began spinning around with her tail on the floor, like a tornado. Making every changeling that charged towards her fly away and get unconscious.

"Argh! Blasted foal, time to feel the power of a real queen." Chrysalis said as she began draining the love and emotions out of Applebloom and Scootaloo as she began charging her horn with changeling magic.

Diamond Tiara was about to avoid the incoming the blast but she was frozen in place, the blast hit her and she fainted. Failing Pipsqueak and Sweetie Belle.

Meanwhile upstairs...

"We have to get out in some way, or we'll be a changeling food source for a couple of years..." Pipsqueak said as he took his pirate sword and broke a window before jumping out.

"Do you expect me to jump out of a window, five meters above ground?!" Sweetie Belle shouted at Pipsqueak who had already jumped out of the window.

"No, but i expect you to use your brain and escape from the queen of changelings!" Pipsqueak shouted back from down below.

Sweetie was about to jump but then she heard hoofsteps coming up the stairs so she picked up the scroll and unwrapped it, making her invisible. Chrysalis came up the stairs, walking quite clumsy with her right backhoof. Sweetie Belle saw the grumpy evil frown on Chrysalis face as she looked at the broken window, but then she started sniffing, as if searching out a prey. Sweetie Belle knew that the prey was herself.

Chrysalis then suddenly spread her wings and flew up through the roof. Sweetie Belle wrapped the scroll together again and became visible, she jumped out the window without hestitation, almost landing on Pipsqueak.

"You see the distant flames, they bellow in the night..." Sweetie Belle said with a slight melodic tone.

"You fight in all our names, for what we know is right, and when you all get shot and cannot carry on! Though you die, Equestria lives on!" Pipsqueak said, smiling at Sweetie Belle before sneaking out of the alley they were in.

"What are we going to do Pippin?" Sweetie Belle said as she kept following Pipsqueak.

"... We get into the castle and confront Chrysalis." Pipsqueak said, checking every direction for any possible danger.

"One slight problem, how are we going to defeat her if they could not?" Sweetie Belle said, giving Pipsqueak a worrying look.

"You have the scroll and i've got braveness." Pipsqueak said before he continued sneaking through the now pitch black Crystal Empire.

"That's not going to he-" Sweetie Belle said before getting cut off by Pipsqueak. He pushed her into another alley and then held her to the wall, right after that a group of flying changelings flew by the streets.

"Thanks, i suppose." Sweetie Belle said, glaring at Pipsqueak for no reason.

"Look, if you want to save our friends, you'll have to be positive and just follow my lead."

"Pippin, i'm the princess here... and i have the scroll. I am the one in charge and i can save them all by myself!"

"Right..." Pipsqueak said, looking at Sweetie Belle with an annoyed glare.

Sweetie Belle said nothing as she approached the castle and entered it through the entrance they had gone through before. She quickly unwrapped the scroll and made herself invisible as she roamed through the halls. Upon reaching the throne room the first thing she saw was hundreds of cocoons hanging from the ceiling.

"For once, i might take over Equestria with great success!" Chrysalis said as she sat upon her throne next to Shining Armor.

Sweetie Belle looked up and saw her friends, and Diamond Tiara. The room was full of changeling drones busy hanging up even more cocoons. Sweetie Belle walked up to the throne, drawing out her pony-elven longblade and about to slash against Chysalis throat as Pipsqueak ran into the room, his pirate sword dangling in his mouth.

".... You serious?" Chrysalis said as she stepped down from the throne.

"Oi! Give me back my friends you mutated dog parasites!" Pipsqueak said as he took a defensive stance and was ready to stab at any approaching changelings.

Six changelings approached Pipsqueak and then they transformed into one of the mane six. Pipsqueak got paralyzed out of shock and only stared at them.

"Leave him alone!" Sweetie Belle shouted, still invisible.

"Hm?! Another little pesky foal in here?" Chrysalis said as she turned around to face the direction the sound came from.

Sweetie Belle did not answer but instead leapt towards Chrysalis and hit her left front hoof, entering a battle sequence. Thunders struck down in the ground and everything went black, before returning to normal again. She was in the throne room with Pipsqueak at her side, facing the fake mane six that were shielding Chrysalis in some way.

"So, i guess i'll have to put up with a roleplaying fight then... well. Do what you must my children!" Chrysalis said as she stepped aside with a magic shield surrounding her.

"Time to go first then, let's show these foals how to Rainbow Dash!" The fake Rainbow Dash said as she went to the front as the other five changelings flew to the side.

Sweetie Belle took her blade and dashed up to Rainbow Dash and made a dashing diagonal slash, getting a critical hit on the changeling. She then bounced back to her former position.

"Arrrr!" Pipsqueak shouted, sounding like a pirate. He then took his pirate sword and leapt forward at the fake Rainbow Dash and hit her some multiple times.

The fake RD bit her lower lip before she flew backwards a little bit before dashing forwards into Sweetie Belle, sending her flying up in the air before landing and getting quite hurt.

"You'll pay for that!" Sweetie Belle shouted before galloping forward, doing a whirling slash with her blade, making the fake Rainbow Dash faint. The dead body changed into a changeling before disappearing out of thin air.

"Let's have some... FUN!" Said the fake Pinkie Pie, bouncing into the battle.

Sweetie Belle didn't hestitate as she galloped up to Pinkie Pie and took her sword, swinging it around 5 times and lowering fake Pinkie's health by a third.

Pipsqueak looked at Sweetie Belle before he took out a typical pirate gun, firing a bolt at Pinkie Pie and lowering her HP by another third.

"....You don't like me...? Well, i can't decide wether you should live or die..." Pinkie began singing as her mane and tail popped like a balloon and she took out a kitchen knife, teleporting behind Pipsqueak as she took the knife and stabbed him in the throat. "Oh you'll probably go to heaven, please don't hang your head and cry!" She contiued, having a very evil grin on her face.

"What in the whole tartarus?!" Sweetie Belle said as she looked at the bloody knife Pinkamena was holding, then at Pipsqueak who was turning grey in the middle of a pool of blood.

Sweetie Belle took up her Everfree Forest smithed sage staff and did some weird dance, waving her staff as Pipsqueak got resurrected.

"Gah, that hurt!" Pipsqueak said as he bounced away in the background. Then he took out a pirate ship cannon and fired at Pinkie Pie, making her faint.

"No wonder why my heart feels dead inside, it's cold and hard and petrified! Lock the... doors and.. .close the blind...s. we're.. going... for... a.. ri-" Pinkie Pie said as she then turned into a changeling and evaporated into a green dust.

Sweetie and Pipsqueak sighed in relief but then their attention was turned to Fluttershy, Rarity and Twilight going into the battlefield.

"Ah! Come on!" Sweetie Belle shouted, facehoofing in frustration.

"Should we godmod out of these three and just get to Chrysalis?" Pipsqueak said as he started polishing the pirate ship cannon besides him.

"Eeeyup!" Sweetie Belle said as she took her sword and chanted some pony-elven words, making the pony-elven blade enormous. She then ran up to the three fake ponies and swinged her blade around five times, killing off fake Fluttershy and Rarity.

"Bless my very piratey beard!" Pipsqueak roared as he took his cannon and pressed five cannon balls in it, firing them all at Twilight. Killing her off.

"Now Chryssie, come at us!" Sweetie Belle said, looking at the now very shocked Chrysalis.

Chrysalis said nothing as she simply trotted over to the battlefield, simply standing there. "You two first then, give it your best shot!" Chrysalis shouted as she surrounded herself with green goo.

Sweetie Belle took her blade and ran up to the changeling queen, doing a whirling slash at the green goo protecting her, it broke and fell over Sweetie Belle, draining HP from her before evaporating.

Pipsqueak took his pirate ship cannon again and loaded it with a cannon ball and fired it against Chrysalis, hurting her but still not doing any significally noticeable damage.

"So, that's all you have got? Time to taste the power of drained love!" She shouted, loading up her changeling horn with power as she then fired a beam against Sweetie Belle.

Sweetie Belle took her blade and spinned it around, creating a kind of shield as she reflected the most of the beam as it then got through anyways and made her fly back against the wall, making her health go under half. She then took her blade and teleported behind Chrysalis and jumped up on her back, making a couple of slashes at her middle body before finishing off with a whirling slash against her head, lowering Chrysalis health by a third.

"Ship ahoy!" Pipsqueak shouted as he teleported away and the scene changed to a beach and Pipsqueak stood on the end of the beach with a pirate ship armada behind him as he rose his sword in the sky and a rain of cannonballs rained down on Chrysalis, lowering her HP under half.

Chrysalis was now breathing very quickly as she tried recovering  herself before channeling her changeling magic, then firing off a blob of concentrated magic from her horn against Pipsqueak.

Pipsqueak tried blocking the sphere of concentrated changeling magic but it was too fast and sent him flying to the wall and he then fainted.

"Oh no!" Sweetie Belle shouted as she took her staff and started chanting some pony-elven words again as Pipsqueak slowly awoke again, returning to the battlefield as he took his pirate gun and shot two bullets at Chrysalis, leaving her health near the border of dying.

"I wont let some silly game created by the god of chaos ruin my attempt at taking over Equestria!" Chrysalis shouted as she fired a magic thundering bolt against Sweetie Belle.

Sweetie Belle started whirling her blade around and spinning it as the bolt hit it and reflected towards Chrysalis, killing her off.

"Huh... but... this day... was going... to be... perfect." Chrysalis said as she dropped to the floor and then exploded, changeling magic shooting everywhere as every changeling and the cocoons hanging from the celiling evaporated.

All the captured ponies simply fell down in the floor, the molten goo from all of the cocoons being like cushions that made them land in one piece. The battle sequence ended as everything returned to normal.

Sweetie Belle and Pipsqueak ran up to where Babs Seed, Applebloom, Scootaloo and Diamond Tiara was laying.

"Good work! You all gained the ability... drain love! Only works in battles!"

They were both quiet as they then tried waking the four asleep filly's.

"Guh, feels like i've been bathing for ten days... in goo." Scootaloo said as she tried shaking all green goo off her.

Sweetie Belle was about to say something as the Draconequus appeared right infront of her.

"Discord! I'm howling at the moon and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon" He sang merrily before breaking out in laughter for no apparent reason.

"What's the news flash, i know it is something you want from us since you came here and felt like talking to us in person..." Babs Seed said as she looked at Discord.

"Well, nothing in general. Just something to clear out, now that you've got the game intruders... maybe we should do this the way of the book. Time to reset some time! Nyahahaha!" Discord said as he snapped his fingers and then disappeared.

The whole throne room started twisting around them and suddenly they were standing infront of Shining Armor and Cadence, the whole room being filled with guards stadning at their positions.

"This is how it should be, without any changelings! Go on ahead and do it just like last time! Teehehee!"

"Umm... Princess Cadence? I am here on important business, the forces of Discord from Minas Horseshoe is on their way to invade Coltdor, i'm afraid that you must put up defenses before they arrive." Babs Seed said, standing by the window. "Or else i fear that our world might be no longer what it is... "

"lands being sent into mayhem and chaos, everyone living in disharmony... in Discord. But we won't let that happen, for we have the elder scroll of the one ring, the scroll made in the depths of the mines in Minas Horseshoe. We don't know what happened to the other princesses... and we don't want to really. But aslong as we stand we won't let chaos reign over this beatiful land, so are you with me!?"

"Uh, you kids learnt how to stay away from drugs right? I mean... they are very tempting and all that but in the whole tartarus, you all must be very high.... AND I LIKE IT!" Cadence shouted as she then raised her hoof as one guard went out the door, later they heard bells and Babs Seed saw guards lining up outside as they went into defensive positions.

"Thank for your cooperation... princess..."

TO BE... CLICHÉ AND CONTINUE!