" Your going to do what now?"
Barney took a sip then set his mug down. He looked at Rainbow Dash and said, " Since you claim to be the most awesome person um... pony in all of Equestria I have decided that you, miss Rainbow Dash will be my Bro for the duration of my stay in the mythical land of magical ponies. Congratulations." He ended with his best game show host impression.
" I don't get it. What's a Bro?" Rainbow Dash asked.
Barney let out a gasp, then face palmed. " Oh Dash you have much to learn. But fear not for I will teach you the finer skills of Brodom." He reached into his back pocket and pulled out a small book and gave it to Rainbow Dash.
" This is a miniature but it will do. This is now the most important thing you own, your copy of the Bro code. I always have one just in case. You must read this and follow it's teachings. It is the law that guild's all us Bro's. These laws trump even that of federal laws. It in essence is th."
" Ok I get it, it's really important. I'll read it and do my best."
" You must above all else obey the code."
Rainbow Dash was getting a little annoyed. " I will Barney now shut up!"