A Day In School
As I walk to school, I have to turn off my music which can be a pain. Yeah, I know, random thing, huh? But seriously, it is really pissing me off I have to do this shit EVERY time I go to school because electronics are not aloud in school property. I have to take my backpack off, put the headphones in, and then zip it up, and put it back on. The backpacked here are different than on earth. But, maybe it's because these ponies don't stand up straight like humans.
So, I got here a bit early, and I was able to talk to my 3 best friends, Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo. Scootaloo takes her scooter to school. She's really fucking good with a scooter. I wonder if it's possible for ponies to ride bikes here... hmm...
Ring!
Yep, there's the bell. Right on time. I hate my Advisory teacher. By the way, Advisory is our class before 1'st period where we learn about the schedule. I think it's a pretty useless class because nobody really gives a shit what goes on. You can tell them the fucking world is going to end, it wouldn't make any difference to them. Everybody just talks, and talks, and talks. And the teacher doesn't give 2 squirts of piss either. She's a stuck-up prick herself. But, that's just my opinion. So, we do what we normally do, talk until the 1st period bell rings. When it does we all take 4 minutes to talk, and 1 minute to get to class because we have a 5 minute passing period.
I'm still the new kid here, but, it's not hard to figure things out because it's basically Ponyville's version of Dartmouth Middle which is my earth school. Except without all the cops, and immature kids. Everybody here is cool, and calm. Sweetie Belle also introduced me to one of her friends, Button Mash. He's a cool dude. Plays video games all day long. He hides is Pony Station Portable in his bag, and plays it under the table.
I stand out pretty easily here. Everybody looks alike. I'm the only pony with a black coat, eyes, and a red mane. But, people say I look really cool. Which is nice.
"Hey guys, what's up?" I said as I approached my 4 friends.
"Oh, nothing." Apple Bloom said. Button Mash had her arm around Sweetie Belle. I couldn't remember if she said "Friend" or "Colt Friend," but whatever. I haven't met any mare special to me yet. Oh Colt Friend is like Boy Friend. I have to get used to all these new pony terms. One time I said "everybody" and they go "What's a body?" I already explained to them I am human, and for once, somePONY believes me. *Yes... got it right...*
I had to go bail to 1st period class. My 1st period was Science. I loved science. I've always been a smart kid. Ever since I became a pony, I've gained 2x's everything. Strength, Brains, Endurance (good when I'm in the bed Wink) stamina, speed, etc... So, I am super smart and handsome. Win-win. Anyway, I especially loved science because we are on Chemistry. This was really fun. Except this one time...
"Okay, Jack, take the blue, and poor it in the purple, and watch what happens..."
"Yes Mr. Flores." Little did I know, I poured in the wrong shade of purple, like, seriously, who in their right fucking minds would have FIVE different shades of purple.
Anyway, next thing I know... BOOM An explosion happens.
So, yeah, science can be fun, just make sure you have the right shade of purple, or you are screwed.
So, it's lunch now. I skipped telling you about all the other periods because they are really boring. I usually sit alone, but, there's this one mare who wanted me to sit by her today. Her name was Winter Breeze.
"You new here?" She asked me.
"Yeah, I've only been here for 4 days."
"Where'd you come from?"
"Uhh... *quick Jack, think of something!* nowhere really, but, I come from far away.
"You don't look like most normal ponies."
"Heh, well.. uh...---
"I like that..." She says. I was stunned. I couldn't tell if she was flirting with me, or already asking me out. See I'm in 8'th grade, so, it's cool for me to date. I think...
I cannot get that girl off my mind. She threw away her trash, and walked away, not sure where to, but, whatever. I'm sure I'll see her again.
*Right now I'm gonna go shoot some...* "Hoops..." A tall shadow stood over me. I knew who it was, I just didn't want to believe it. It was the biggest bully in the whole school. Even the teachers are afraid to get him in trouble. It's Brock... a 8'th grader held back for 3 years. He thinks he rules the school, and he practically does. I almost never see him, but when I do, it's usually beating the shit out of some 6'th or 7'h grader for money. Or just for fun. Both are pretty scary. I heard one time, he broke this one kids arm in just a single flick.
"So, you're the new kid, eh? I can see why everybody calls you different, you look like a fucking idiot!" His gang laughed behind him. I was scared, terrified in fact! But, then I realized, I had 2x's strength. Not just of a child, but actually as a man. Don't ask me how it works, I'm not THAT much of a fuckin' genious.
"You know, there's a tradition I do to let new kids know not to screw around with me."
"What tradition?"
"Simple, I beat the living shit out of you." Before I knew it teachers who would watch us eat went ether into the classes, or the office to hide. Kids gathered around chanting "Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!" Except for my 4 friends and Winter Breeze.
*Time to test that new strength I got...* I thought to myself. I saw his fist cock back, and I was ready to take whatever was coming at me because I knew.. hoped... I could deflect/block it.
"Close you're eyes, it'll be over quicker..." He threw his first punch at me, and all of a sudden, everything got slow, I saw his hoof slowly coming towards me, that's when I raised my hoof up and grabbed it. Just imagine a really powerful bro-hoof.
"Huh?" He looked down at his stopped hoof surprised. He tried to push forward, but my hoof just wouldn't let him. I then grabbed his wrist, and twisted it until you could hear a loud CRACK!
"Mhm-mhm... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" He SCREAMED at the top of his lungs. I broke his wrist... AWESOME. I saw his friends rush forward to me, and I took them down too. They were easier, the first one only took 1 punch, the other I just grabbed and threw to the ground.
I heard sudden cheering. Then applause.
"Good job Jack!"
"Good going Jack!"
"Nice job man!"
I heard the constant cheers of those kind in my ear. I was a hero I was amazing.. I was loved... I was...
"In detention!? For what!?"
"For hurting a fellow student."
"He attacked me first! I was using self defense!"
"You broke his wrist! You will be serving 4 hours after school today. You're lucky we don't suspend you. What's you're parents number?"
"I don't have parents."
"Who do you live with then?"
"My kinda-mom Fluttershy."
"What's her phone number?" No point in arguing, I gave him the stupid number. Man, Fluttershy is going to be fucking disappointing...
I finally got what I call "home." I met Fluttershy and I thought she would ground me or something, but no, she hugs me.
"Good job protecting you're self Jack!"
"Thanks? You're not going to punish me?
"No! Why would I do that? You stood up for yourself. Something me, nor not many pony else would do."
Okay great, I was off the hook. Now, I think I might visit this Winter Breeze, and test my new endurance abilities...
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