Ace's Sunday

Before telling you what was happening in Ponyville and Pinkie Pie’s party for Ace, i will show you about the mastermind behind everything. The great genius that made box possible in Equestria with his best lavender and spiky friend.

“How are you, my dear and best friend?” Spike said while his arms were open, preparing a great hug. The dragon wasn’t no longer a baby dragon. He was an adolescent, maybe 18. He was wearing a white pimp suit, with jewelry and sunglasses.

“Spiky, my dear friend, so long!” Rene hug his beloved friend. Rene the frog was indeed the most multimillionaire creature of all the world. He had enough social and economic power for rise again the boxing in Equestria. “Tell me my friend, how are you with your job?”

“Nothing new, having bad and good days.”
“Come on, explain me.”
“Well… it’s about Celestia.”
“What happened with Princess Celestia?”
“Well, this is a secret, so…”
“Of course!” he looked at his man “Good sirs, please: Get the fuck out.” And like a lightning, his man banished.
“Rene, what would happen if somepony hear us.”

“There’s no fear my friend. This wall are made for stop spying.” He stopped for a second “And the moans of my wife.” Spike couldn’t stop himself from laugh a little. “Now, now. Sit down my friend, and tell me what’s happening with Princess Celestia.”

“She’s pregnant.” A long silence ruled the office, for like three minutes until Rene could process the information from his muppet brain. He looked at Spike’s face, them, he tried to distract his mind watching a pc full of porn. The porn couldn’t help his brain, them, he looked at Spike again.

“Pardon?” he said, trying to hear again the words of Spike “I think my ears didn’t list your words.”

“You don’t have ears, Rene.”
“I know, but please. Tell me that Celestia is not pregnant.”
“Ok, Celestia’s not pregnant.” He said with sarcasm.
“Well.” He walked to his minibar and took one bottle full of Vodka. He drunk it all and them full it again. After that he returned to his old position. “Now I’m prepare. Tell me again.”
“Celestia’s pregnant.”
“WHAT!?” he yelled “HOW!?”

“The oldest trick of the book, Rene.” Rene couldn’t believe what he heard “When a chick is addicted to the drug, she will do whatever to stay with it.”

“But, but… this should be a safe style of life. We make bitches happy and avoid pregnancy at any cost!” he took a drink of his Vodka “Of course, if the bitch want a baby, she need to full a contract. But this is ridiculous.”

“Indeed, Rene.” Both sighed.
“We need to solve this problem.”
“Yeah, remember what happened last time?”
“Yes, Spike. I remember it. The worst fate of our dear workers.”
“Marriage.” Both said with.
“Speaking about jail, Spike. Do you have a girlfriend?”
“Yes, I have.”
“Dragon, pony, Diamondog, muppet?” he moved his hands, like he was trying to shoot the right answer.
“She’s a pony. A really beautiful one.”
“Is that girl named Rarity?”
“No, she’s lesbian.”
“I’m sorry for that.”
“It’s not a big deal. The interesting part is that her girlfriend is her younger sister.”
“Wincest?”
“Wincest.”
“How much is the difference?”
“8 years.”
“This country is indeed a place full of amoral ponies.” He took a drink “I’m happy to live in this country thanks to it. I hate religion. Incest means Wincest my friend. Even if the chick that you want to fuck is a lesbian that fucks her younger sister, is something that deserves a fap, a great one!” he smiled “Speaking about fap, do you have some pictures of her?”

“Yeah. And some with my girlfriend and friends.”
“Come on, I need a new folder of porn. Show me what you got.”
“This is Rarity, and this is Sweety, her sister.”
“Two marsmallons, nice. And who’s your pressure hole?”
“She. She’s the most beautiful and sweet girl of all ponyville. We felted in love after we discover the Raribelle.”

“You’re a gifted Dragon, Spike!” he yelled out of pressure.
“Rene, that wasn’t necessary.”
“You sound like a jail man.” Spike didn’t answer. “Don’t tell me… oh sweet porn. You’re….”
“I’ll get married.”
“Oh, well… nice life fucking that cunt with those tits. It will be fun.”
“It IS fun.”
“You’re so predictable. How much you both do it everyday?” Spike didn’t answer “Come on, we’re friends.”
“Seven times.” He said in low voice.
“What?”
“Seven times.”
“At week?”
“At the morning.” He said with some shyness.
“Oh gosh. You’re indeed a blessed Dragon. She might be pregnant.”
“Probably. She like it all natural.”
“Speaking about pregnancy… we weren’t talking about something about that?”
“Yeah, about Celestia’s pregnancy.”
“Oh, right. You know, Spike? Every time I hear you saying “Celestia’s pregnancy” I think I’m drunk, but I’m not drunk, yet.”
“Well, we need to go at Canterlot’s Castle. We need to solve this problem quickly.”
“Yes… after we play some rankeds. I need to get out of Diamond I.”
“Ok, I will make you a challenger my friend.”
“Speaking about challengers. Spike, what about the new jewels?”
“I have one of them at ponyville right now. His name is Ace, Apple Ace.”
“An Apple member?”
“Yes. He will be a monster in the featherweight category.”
“Let’s see how many boxers we got out. If we have enough power, female box will rule again. We need Luna’s days of glory back.”
“Indeed, my friend. I saw those videos. She was indeed a monster.”
“A monster that I want to see with my own silk eyes before my mortal muppet life is gone. I need to see that mare fighting like the monster she was.”
“Me too, my friend. Me too.” Spike said.
“Well, we need to get hurry. At this hour there are good players. Let’s see if we have enough luck to get three of them and make a gg before 20.”
“Roger!”