//-------------------------------------------------------// Ace's Sunday -by Drmalaria- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Ace's at home //-------------------------------------------------------// Ace's at home One of the Celestia’s greatest nightmares came to Canterlot. No, it wasn’t Spike’s PIMP company, that shit couldn’t be stopped and a lot of stallions were sex machines with good services for all the mares of Canterlot. She didn’t even stop him, because, one of the most handsome and virile stallions of the continent was in his industry as his Mayor Bitch. No mare would have sex with him, because the freaking alicorn always had sex with him. Damn, even Spike asks himself: “What would have happened if Celestia wasn’t my best customer?” yep the answer would be: He is the best stallion of the continent, another mare would love to hook around with him. Luna’s Room at Night “Celestia, stop yelling like a duck!” Luna said. Every night after the great success of Spike’s PIMP company, she couldn’t sleep, except the Sundays, Sundays were Zack’s free days. Zack is the name of Celestia’s sex toy. Well, time to go back to the real road. Well, what I was talking about? I did say that Celestia was a nymphomaniac slut? I think I did, but in case I didn’t, she is a nymphomaniac slut. I love how I am writing this crazy story without rules… Wait… oh, fuck it. Celestia’s worst nightmare was a sport full of violence, I don’t know why she hates violence, if she is really violent in bed when she wants to be the bad girl, but normally she is the “DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO DO WITH MY HOLES”. Yeah, I ain’t joking. The sport’s name is Boxing. Yeah, Boxing. If you don’t know what’s boxing, you should go and watch some fights. Like Muhammad Ali fights. Boxing was something inexistent even for Canterlot, it was the most hated sport in Celestia’s heart, but of course, it was the favorite sport of her younger sister, Luna. She was an unbeatable champion with the Milky Way Belt. She was desired by a lot of stallions, something really rare and hard to accomplish, because in the My Little Pony universe, stallions are like hot human women and mares are like virgins in Earth, something ironic for my point of view. One of the most popular boxers of Canterlot was Ricardo Martinez, a great Mexican stallion, full of might and virility. I should stop writing this but I am high enough to proceed. He’s right now the Featherweight world championship, but we won’t talk about him too much, because he is not the protagonist of this fic. Nope, this story starts with a new stallion around Ponyville. He is not that new, he belongs to a family who only has one known member: Apple Ace. One of the most interesting ponies of Ponyville. He was kind of shy but with the power of luck, passion and god -me-, he will have the same luck as a hentai protagonist, also he dreams to be a good boxer. Ponyville Station Applejack was waiting for her precious cousin that obviously was attractive enough to make a wincest. The train stopped and she saw her cousin “AA!” she yelled, using an old joke of his cousin’s name. Well, AJ sounds better than AA for me. “Hello, little AJ.” He hugged her; AJ hugs back and kiss him in the cheeck. “How is my favorite cousin?” he asked. “Like always. Working hard for the family.” “I’m happy to hear that. And how is your boyfriend?” “Boyfriend?” she said confused “I don’t have a boyfriend.” Ace started to laugh. “Come on, you’re one of the most beautiful mares around here.” “Haha, that’s a lie.” “Come on, you know I’m telling you the truth.” “I’m the only mare you have seen ‘till now in Ponyville.” “Well, that’s true. But I won’t change my opinion.” She smiled at that commentary. Well, Ace’s words weren’t bad. He said “one of the most beautiful mare’s”. So technically, he wasn’t lying. He will see a lot of hot mares right now. “Oh, yeah. I totally forgot. You must meet mah friends.” Ace followed his cousin, meeting the most preocious things that his eyes even seen. The first one was Fluttershy, a pink mane mare, with probably DD-cup breast, enough curves for make a drift and somehow, her aura was kind. The second was a pink and fit pony, her mane was fluffy, her body was attractive, somehow she was in the middle of A and B cup, probably B for the best. I’m not saying flats ones are bad, I’m just saying I love touching big breast. The third one was a white mare with such a class than one wouldn’t understand. C-cup breast, lovely curves and a high-class dress. The fourth one was… a tomboy, She was the flattest of all, heck, at least her mane was beautiful. I mean, she is beautiful, but if you fuck with her it would be like fucking with a man with vagina… ok, I shouldn’t said that. Now I will have a lot of haters, NOOOOOOO. Anyway, the girl was indeed intriguing for Ace, maybe a good sport partner. And for last of all. The fifth friend of AJ, a lavender unicorn. For eyes of Ace, she was… she was… how I can said… She was ok. Nothing out of the ordinary. Maybe he wasn’t into girls like that. His knuckle was inside his mouth, trying to control his masculine desire. Fortunately, he controlled it “Something’s happening?” AJ asked. “N-no… nothing, haha.” “So, you must be Applejack’s cousin. Apple Ace, right? I’m Twilight Sparkle.” Twilight said, offering her hoof or hand, whatever you would like to call it. It’s Anthro, this fic, so it would be hand. “Nice to meet you, you must be AJ’s friend, the most intelligent one.” “Oh, come on, everypony is equally smart.” She said with a shy smile. “And I am Pinkie Pie!” Pinkie hugs Ace’s back, the only thing that he understood in that hug was… she wasn’t using anything down that shirt and, they were so soft ”I have a great party for you!” she yelled happily. “She is Pinkie, she’s always like that.” Twilight commented. “I love her hospitality.” “Greetings.” Rarity said. “Hi Ace!” Rainbow Dash said. “Nice to meet you too, girls.” “So, you’re a boxer?” Rainbow Dash asked. “The best of all!” “Ha! I bet he will lose if he fights against Ricardo!” “I bet he will win!” AJ said. “Girls, please, don’t fight.” Twilight said. “Who is she?” Ace asked about Fluttershy. “She is Fluttershy, she’s shy, really shy.” Ace started to walk and he offered his hand for a shake. Fluttershy slowly touched his hand, but instead of rejecting the idea, she examined the hand. “Oh my, your hands.” “Yeah, they speak a long story of fight and training. I’m Ace, nice to meet you, Fluttershy.” He said, trying to look at her eyes and not at her boobs. Anyway, her eyes were beautiful too. “Nice to meet you too, Ace.” She said shyly. //-------------------------------------------------------// PIMP and Boss //-------------------------------------------------------// PIMP and Boss Before telling you what was happening in Ponyville and Pinkie Pie’s party for Ace, i will show you about the mastermind behind everything. The great genius that made box possible in Equestria with his best lavender and spiky friend. “How are you, my dear and best friend?” Spike said while his arms were open, preparing a great hug. The dragon wasn’t no longer a baby dragon. He was an adolescent, maybe 18. He was wearing a white pimp suit, with jewelry and sunglasses. “Spiky, my dear friend, so long!” Rene hug his beloved friend. Rene the frog was indeed the most multimillionaire creature of all the world. He had enough social and economic power for rise again the boxing in Equestria. “Tell me my friend, how are you with your job?” “Nothing new, having bad and good days.” “Come on, explain me.” “Well… it’s about Celestia.” “What happened with Princess Celestia?” “Well, this is a secret, so…” “Of course!” he looked at his man “Good sirs, please: Get the fuck out.” And like a lightning, his man banished. “Rene, what would happen if somepony hear us.” “There’s no fear my friend. This wall are made for stop spying.” He stopped for a second “And the moans of my wife.” Spike couldn’t stop himself from laugh a little. “Now, now. Sit down my friend, and tell me what’s happening with Princess Celestia.” “She’s pregnant.” A long silence ruled the office, for like three minutes until Rene could process the information from his muppet brain. He looked at Spike’s face, them, he tried to distract his mind watching a pc full of porn. The porn couldn’t help his brain, them, he looked at Spike again. “Pardon?” he said, trying to hear again the words of Spike “I think my ears didn’t list your words.” “You don’t have ears, Rene.” “I know, but please. Tell me that Celestia is not pregnant.” “Ok, Celestia’s not pregnant.” He said with sarcasm. “Well.” He walked to his minibar and took one bottle full of Vodka. He drunk it all and them full it again. After that he returned to his old position. “Now I’m prepare. Tell me again.” “Celestia’s pregnant.” “WHAT!?” he yelled “HOW!?” “The oldest trick of the book, Rene.” Rene couldn’t believe what he heard “When a chick is addicted to the drug, she will do whatever to stay with it.” “But, but… this should be a safe style of life. We make bitches happy and avoid pregnancy at any cost!” he took a drink of his Vodka “Of course, if the bitch want a baby, she need to full a contract. But this is ridiculous.” “Indeed, Rene.” Both sighed. “We need to solve this problem.” “Yeah, remember what happened last time?” “Yes, Spike. I remember it. The worst fate of our dear workers.” “Marriage.” Both said with. “Speaking about jail, Spike. Do you have a girlfriend?” “Yes, I have.” “Dragon, pony, Diamondog, muppet?” he moved his hands, like he was trying to shoot the right answer. “She’s a pony. A really beautiful one.” “Is that girl named Rarity?” “No, she’s lesbian.” “I’m sorry for that.” “It’s not a big deal. The interesting part is that her girlfriend is her younger sister.” “Wincest?” “Wincest.” “How much is the difference?” “8 years.” “This country is indeed a place full of amoral ponies.” He took a drink “I’m happy to live in this country thanks to it. I hate religion. Incest means Wincest my friend. Even if the chick that you want to fuck is a lesbian that fucks her younger sister, is something that deserves a fap, a great one!” he smiled “Speaking about fap, do you have some pictures of her?” “Yeah. And some with my girlfriend and friends.” “Come on, I need a new folder of porn. Show me what you got.” “This is Rarity, and this is Sweety, her sister.” “Two marsmallons, nice. And who’s your pressure hole?” “She. She’s the most beautiful and sweet girl of all ponyville. We felted in love after we discover the Raribelle.” https://camo.derpicdn.net/90b050a3527f063add7b4c4addd835115bf18f98?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fhk83tUW.gif “You’re a gifted Dragon, Spike!” he yelled out of pressure. “Rene, that wasn’t necessary.” “You sound like a jail man.” Spike didn’t answer. “Don’t tell me… oh sweet porn. You’re….” “I’ll get married.” “Oh, well… nice life fucking that cunt with those tits. It will be fun.” “It IS fun.” “You’re so predictable. How much you both do it everyday?” Spike didn’t answer “Come on, we’re friends.” “Seven times.” He said in low voice. “What?” “Seven times.” “At week?” “At the morning.” He said with some shyness. “Oh gosh. You’re indeed a blessed Dragon. She might be pregnant.” “Probably. She like it all natural.” “Speaking about pregnancy… we weren’t talking about something about that?” “Yeah, about Celestia’s pregnancy.” “Oh, right. You know, Spike? Every time I hear you saying “Celestia’s pregnancy” I think I’m drunk, but I’m not drunk, yet.” “Well, we need to go at Canterlot’s Castle. We need to solve this problem quickly.” “Yes… after we play some rankeds. I need to get out of Diamond I.” “Ok, I will make you a challenger my friend.” “Speaking about challengers. Spike, what about the new jewels?” “I have one of them at ponyville right now. His name is Ace, Apple Ace.” “An Apple member?” “Yes. He will be a monster in the featherweight category.” “Let’s see how many boxers we got out. If we have enough power, female box will rule again. We need Luna’s days of glory back.” “Indeed, my friend. I saw those videos. She was indeed a monster.” “A monster that I want to see with my own silk eyes before my mortal muppet life is gone. I need to see that mare fighting like the monster she was.” “Me too, my friend. Me too.” Spike said. “Well, we need to get hurry. At this hour there are good players. Let’s see if we have enough luck to get three of them and make a gg before 20.” “Roger!”