"Hello, are you Miss Cupcake, I'm moving to Ponyville and I can't find a house and I know Pinkie Pie and she told me all about you!" yelled Cheese Sandwich as he ran inside Sugarcube Corner.
"Sure, we guess you can move in with us," said Miss Cupcake as she straightened a stack of orders "but first we need to interview you. Carrot cake! Can you please come and take orders and bake!?"
"Coming! I'm leaving Pinkie in charge of the twins."said Mr. Cake at he walked down the stairs.
"Now what i-"
"Cheese Sandwich, party planner, twenty-three, April first, 1991, Pinkie Pie, cheese, yellow, Ponyvile elementary, four foot two, one hundred and two pounds, and a grilled cheese sandwich in the shape of a accordion!"
"Okay, I guess you'll be ready to move in next Sunday."
Exactly one week later...
"Hurry guys, Cheese is almost here" said Pinkie as she walked down the stairs of Sugarcube Corner.
"Pinkie, he won't be here for another two hours" said Twilight as she followed Pinkie down the stairs.
"No, I see him out the window" said Pinkie pointing out the window.
"Well, that was fast" said Rainbow.
"Hi, Cheese" said Pinkie as she ran out the door and almost jumped on him.
"Hi, there Pinkie" said Cheese as he hugged Pinkie as if she were a ragdoll.
"Come on I'll show you to your room" said Pinkie as she pulled Cheese up the stairs. "Here we are, sorry, I hope you don't mind sharing a room" said Pinkie as she jumped from one bed to the other.
"I love it, so many balloons and streamers!"
"Well bye guys, hope you'll be happy" said Twilight as she and the others walked out.
Probably about five minutes later there was the ringing of the bakery door opening, the Cakes were home.
"Pinkie, we're home, is Cheese here yet?" said Mrs. Cupcake as her and Mr. Carrot cake walked in.
Pinkie and Cheese zipped down the stairs to greet the Cakes.
"Hi there Mr. and Mrs. Cake, we're going to have so much fun!" said Cheese as he hugged them tightly.
"Uh, hi Cheese." said the Cakes together.
"Come on, I'll introduce you to the twins." said Pinkie.
The two quickly went to the kitchen to entertain the twins.
"Peek a boo, peek a boo!" said the two.
The babies began to laugh and shake their rattles, they screamed with joy and were having fun.
"Okay, it's time for the babies to go to bed" said Miss Cupcake as she picked up the twins.
"Come on, I guess we should go to bed too" said Pinkie as she motioned for him to fallow her.
Upon further notice of the room Cheese realized that his bed had a mattress that looked a slice of bread and a blanket that looked like a slice of Swiss cheese.
"Wake up Cheese!" yelled Pinkie at the top of her lungs.
"Okey-dokey." he said as he got out of bed and nodded.
"Come on, I'll give you a tour of Sugarcube Corner ."
First Pinkie showed him the supply closet, it was surprisingly big for a closet, at least for Pinkie and Cheese.
Next was the nursery.
"Come on, let's play!" said Pinkie.
"Peek a boo, peek a boo!"
"Ahh, hehe!"
After about six hours of play they went to the Cakes' room, it had cake and candy themed decorations a bed in the shape of a cake, complete with frosting like silk blankets, there were also a few cupcake shaped chairs.
Finally there was the kitchen.
"Come on let's look through some cook books." said Pinkie.
Then their hooves touched, their eyes met, and for a moment there was nothing that mattered more to them than each other.
"Cupcake?" they said at th same time. "Uh, sure, here you go." still talking in perfect sync, then they ate their cupcakes at the same time.
"Well, it's already seven o'clock, we should get ready for bed" said Pinkie.
They took baths and brushed their teeth, and went to bed.
"Uh, Cheese, do you want to cuddle?" asked Pinkie sheepishly.
"Sure. Who's bed?"
"Mine, it's so soft and fluffy."
They fell to sleep in Pinkie's bed cuddling. Cheese kept sniffing Pinkie's hair and Pinkie kept rubbing Cheese's back. They dreamt of fourth wall breaking and parties.
"We're cartoon characters who are made into toys, we're cartoon characters who are currently being written in fan fiction," they sang together at a party "we're not real, just a figment of someponie's imagination, la, da, da, da."
"Uh, fan fiction, sure, toys that look like you, sure, cartoon that's based on you, sure, but we aren't a figment of any-." said Twilight, cutting off in the middle of her sentence to be interrupted by Pinkie and Cheese.
"Don't listen to her because she doesn't know what she's talking about, we're all just a figment of someponie's imagination. We're fake, fiction, cartoon characters, beloved toys, and this random girl is writing about us as we speak, in fact she's writing down what we're saying, seeing, and doing, but she's not doing a very good job!"
"Aww, look at them, it's just like us." whispered Mrs. Cupcake as she and Mr. Carrot Cake watched Pinkie and Cheese cuddle.
"Yeah, just like us." whispered Mr. Carrot Cake as they walked away from the room.
