Author's Note

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karmic choice good

"What in the name of Celestia was that?!" Twilight yelled, looking to her friends wanting to know Exactly WHAT that explosion was. Applejack spoke up first, "Well there was this here strange creature on mah farm, and I thought he was here ta take a few of mah apples! When ah caught him he tried ta silver tongue his way out of a beatin!” Applejack stated

"Let me guess... you got on your high horse-er, figuratively speaking, and didn’t give him half a second to explain HIS side of the story?" Twilight asked.

I waited for them to finish, deciding that I would explain to them that I was new here. “No, she didn't. I mean sure, my first words kinda slipped out without thinking, but then she just started attacking me!!!" This voice was foreign to her... clearly not from around HERE, and not even CLOSE to the other dialects she'd heard over the years, but the next thing twilight did made my day! She jumped 6 feet in the air!!! soon after being caught by Rainbow Dash, whether it was to show off or to keep me from catching her, I don’t know, nor do I particularly care. When Rainbow put twilight on the ground, the first thing she did was walk right up to me and deck me straight in the face! I'm hoping she used all her strength, otherwise next time, I'll be in for a world of hurt... "OOOW!!! What the hell was that for?! All I did was try give you what you wanted to know-! Ah- damnit!" I groaned. Don't get me wrong, she decked me in the face, but you probably would've done the same... that... and I probably had it coming... for some reason of another...

"I... OH MY GOSH! I am SO sorry! I didn't mean to! It- it was a reflex, I swear!"

"It's okay just... please, don't do that again? Thank you." I managed to say after she apologized somewhere around ten times.

"Sooooo aren't you gonna BLAST him with magic? Or... something?" Rainbow was clearly still itching for a fight.

"Wha- NO! Why would I do that? Before we do ANYTHING else, we need to heat HIS side of the story first. Okay?" Twilight reasoned

"I reckon." Applejack crossed her arms, having just been scolded and lectured at the same time by Twilight.

"Rainbow?"

"Uhhhhg, fine! But I still say we blast him though."

"I feel so loved.” The sarcasm in my words was almost thick enough to grab out of the air. “So. Here is what happened before I got here. At least, what I remember..."

Back home, before all this happened, my friends and I were setting up a skype chat just before a play session...

"SO! Is everyone here? Cause game night with friends minus the friends is just an internet troll waiting to happen!” Clearly I was just trying to prompt a response from my friends.

"Sup man. Dude only two of us are here, you and Mason are in a Skype call remember?" My brother reminded me.

"Yeah, I know, but dude what ELSE are we supposed to do? None of us have the same kind of games! Not since these losers dropped out of the PS3 Kingdom!” And THAT is when they responded!

“Bulllllshit, Xbox is TOTALLY superior to that little Asian toybox!” Chris Stabbed at me and my brother.

“PC MASTER RACE!!!” Mason Shouted into his mic., making my speakers clip.

“Screw you Chris! Made by the same company, but its a console. Automatically 20% cooler. Boom. CHECK and MATE.” Chris clearly thought he was in the lead.

“Wait, check and something you do with your Xbox?”

“OOOoooh, he just went there.” I couldn’t help it, it had to be said.

Koltan was a little irritated, “Can we just get to playing already?!”

"Woah, Woah, just calm down Koltan. It's all in good fun.” I used that as a que to get the others to chill.

“Anyways!” Mason decided to break the tension, “I'm playing team fortress 2, how 'bout you Devon?"

"I'm gonna play Infamous, how 'bout you Chris?" I spike into my Mic so her could hear over skype.

“Me? Halo 2 Bro! I know, I'm awesome.” Chris was still in his -superior- mindset.

"Koltan what are you playing?" I asked.

"Devil May Cry 3, and I already know you’re gonna ask: I'm playing as Vergil." Kolan deadpanned. I know, the life of the party right?

"Well, looks like we know what were all playing, so lets get to it!”

French voice: 3. hours. Later.

"Oh come on!!! I swear, Kessler does this JUST to mess with me!” I complained aloud. It's not that I hadn't beaten the game before, but he always changes up his strategy. “I swear i played this same battle twice, and each time he uses the same powers in a different order!"

“Why are you complaining?! I'm fighting Vante, a harder boss than Kessler!" stated my brother. "I mean, there's this hev- POINT FIVE HEALTH POINT FIVE HEALTH!" Koltan laughed, somewhat hysterically.

"Ooookay, Ow. No need to yell. you've done this before Kol-" i was cut off by the sound of Vergil getting killed. "Never-mind." Not even five seconds after I last spoke, the games froze. In my head I was screaming 'Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!' My jaw was resting comfortably on the floor below me."Soooooo... go to bed? Or fix it?" I was tired, and that was the only thing I could think to ask. The reply was unanimous: beds-4, fix the game-0. "… Well... Talk to you guys in the morning. Stay Pro my friends."

Its about now that I finish my train of thought, still standing in Sweet Apple Acres. “So that's what happened. I swear, I'm telling the truth- STOP glaring daggers at me, you skittles mascot reject!” There I go again. Now, that probably wasn't that smartest idea, but when you can shoot lightning from your hands, it's understandable that you might get a little cocky.

Rainbow Dash flung herself at me, but before she got close I used my shock wave! It threw her into reverse, and she drifted for a good distance before falling flat on her ass. Her expression was priceless! It simply said: 'Da'Fuk?!' I'd call that a win, wouldn't you?

"What the hay was that!?!?!?!?" Rainbow asked looking suddenly less confident.

"Look, I don't have time for this. I got some exploring to do, so if you don't, mind I'll just be going now. Good bye crazy pony people! i hope that the next time we meet, I wont have a sore jaw by the end of it, and rainbow crash over there wont look like a pre-cooked chicken.' I looked at twilight, and as I turned, I ran into someone else. Let me remind you that didn't just get the Powers of Cole McGrath, I unfortunately got his temper as well. “All right! I have half a mind to pump 300 Kilo-volts through who ever just-!” Only after I had looked up did I realize I had just given a threat to princess Luna, and a possible death threat at that! “Ran into me... … … H-hi there... uhhhh...” Sooooo I'm pretty much fucked aren't I? Wait...is that a headset she's wearing? At that moment, two thoughts came to me:

Karmic option Good: Say it was an accident and ask for her to forgive me-

Karmic option Evil: Follow through and stun the hell out of her. I mean Alicorns are immortal, Right? I mean sure, it'll hurt, but she'll live right?

Uh-oooooh, looks like I have to make another choice now, don't I? But will I choose for myself this time? Or let the comments guide me? And what, exactly, happened to the other three guys?! Find out next time on “Gamers to Equestria”!!!