Rarity gets done by hamsters.

by NeggaMunneySwagMunney

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rarity, Fluttershy
Length: 1643

The animal home, owned by a famous celebrity, requires the help of Fluttershy and Rarity. But what happens when the hamsters turn out to be intelligent? Starring Lil Wayne.

Fluttershy and Rarity come to take care of hamsters, but what happens when the animals assert themselves? The hamsters turn out to be intelligent beings capable of teamwork, so they help each other to find innovative ways to rebel against the oppressive humans. Thank goodness the boss of the pet shop knows how to handle his animals! Starring Lil Wayne, as always.

Published 2014-04-19 01:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-19 01:50:03 UTC

Swag.

One fine day, Rarity and Fluttershy were in Wayne's Big World o' Pets, which housed stray animals and pets for sale. Rarity, out of the generosity in her heart, agreed to tag along with Fluttershy, to tend to all of the animals there. Fluttershy mentioned to Rarity, on the way there, that the hamster cages were the hardest to clean; after that was done, however, the rest of the enclosures would be done in a jiffy. Rarity recoiled slightly at the mention of hamsters, but breathed a sigh of relief when Fluttershy didn't bombard Rarity with a flurry of apologies; the timid girl would definitely have insisted that Rarity didn't need to go if Rarity made her dislike for hamsters more apparent.

The two girls entered the large, well-furnished building that was Wayne's World o' Pets. The reception area, a spacious room with orange-coated walls and two couches on either side of the reception counter, was devoid of humans, and the overhead fan was swinging quickly as the girls looked around the room for contactable personnel.

"He's not here," said Fluttershy.

"Who?" asked Rarity.

"The boss. He's usually the only one around here..." said Fluttershy, her voice trailing off. But with no evidence that there was anybody around but the two of them, Fluttershy shrugged her shoulders and entered a large, white walled room through a wooden door, Rarity following closely behind. The sight that was before them made Rarity's mouth gape in awe. The large enclosure was actually a network of cages and tunnels for the hamsters to explore, all within a glass room: this whole hamster habitat was wider than a grand piano, and taller than Rarity. Rarity clenched her lower lip as she saw the rodents in the cage move around in their own filth, dirt being something that wasn't exactly in her area of expertise. Fluttershy smiled, popping open the opening hatch of one of tunnels.

"Hamsters! Come out, your cage is gonna get cleaned!" called Fluttershy, to which the hamsters obediently headed for the exit. Rarity raised an eyebrow, never going to understand how Fluttershy could communicate with animals this easily.

"Rarity here is going to take care of you, my little hamsters," said Fluttershy kindly, and the hamsters shifted their gazes to Rarity, who nervously waved back with a smile. Sure, they were cute, but something about the way they were looking at her was... unsettling.

Rarity walked out of glass room, while Fluttershy, with a wet cloth in one hand, closed the glass room's door with a resounding thud. The hamsters were surrounding Rarity and stared at her for a second. Then they starting spontaneously piling themselves on each other, and as Rarity watched in shock, the hamsters started to form a humanoid figure that was two times taller than Rarity. The hamsters started asexually reproducing on the spot, strengthening the hamster structure, which named itself Hamstermus Prime. Rarity looked down in disgust as Hamstermus Prime formed a dick, composed entirely of hamster bodies connected to each other. Hamstermus Prime looked horny as fuck as it advanced on Rarity, looking ready to fuck her fragile white ass. The hamsters on the humanoid's face shifted to form the face of Mike Tyson as Hamstermus Prime's firm hands locked Rarity in place to prepare for coitus. Rarity screamed, but the glass room was sound-proof, so Fluttershy couldn't hear her pleas for help. Besides, Fluttershy's love for the poor, innocent, fashionista-fucking hamsters would've drowned out the noise as she tirelessly scrubbed the houses of the beloved animals.

"HELP!" cried Rarity helplessly as the Hamstermus Prime's hamster-composed dick thrust into her pussy at breakneck speed, absolutely destroying her pussy, as if it wasn't destroyed enough by Flash Sentry.

NIGGAYOLO

"HELP!!"

Lil Wayne heard the plea for help coming from the Hamster Room as he was in the Janitor's closet fucking a few of his Big Booty Hoes™. He sighed as he stepped out of the Janitor's closet, taking his hoes with him as his gold chains clinked against each other as he walked. Lil Wayne owned Wayne's World o' Pets, since he told the public that this proved that he was a big friend of animals. However, his real intention was to fulfil his zoophilic urges which he had from time to time, by coating his dick in peanut butter and letting the animal's lick them. Unfortunately, a terrier that was under his care bit a large hole in his dick and he had to undergo surgery, so he only visited this home to lock up his hoes like pets, and to film his Big Booty Hoes getting fucked by animals. Obviously, one of his Big Booty Hoes had escaped her cage and was getting violently raped by some animals. The hoes that were following him suddenly made for their personal cages, but Lil Wayne stopped them.

"BITCHEZ!" cried Wayne. "I N33DZ YA 2 B8 OUT SUM NIGGA-ASS ANIMALZ!!"

The hoes obediently replied, following him. Lil Wayne found the Hamster House's room, and unlocked its door.

"AW SHIT, NIGGA!!!" cried Lil Wayne in shock as the scene of Rarity getting raped by Hamstermus Prime came to view. Fluttershy was still scrubbing the cage, unaware of the mayhem going on around her. Hamstermus Prime turned its Mike Tyson face over to Wayne's big booty hoes and a portion of the hamster construct fell off the main body, asexually reproducing spontaneously and exponentially to form multiple Hamstermus Primes that were as big as the original.

"AW FUCK, NIGGA!" screamed Wayne as the Hamster Humanoids advanced on him and his big ass hoes. Immediately, Lil Wayne went out of the room and locked the door after searching through his bling-embellished keychain for the key to the hamster house. The sound of his hoes getting raped would have been music to his ears (His tastes in music are obviously above us all) if they were getting their pussies shredded by him or his hood niggas. Lil Wayne didn't get it. Suddenly, his philosophically inclined intelligence located the root of the problem.

"I fed deez nigga hamsterz FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELONS!!" cried Lil Wayne, truly distraught. It was true, he also made them get high on good kush and alcohol, and occasionally fed them cornbread and let them watch NBA on a daily basis. Oh yes, he loaned some out to white people to be their slaves in cotton-picking fields.

"I GOTTA ATONE 4 DIZ," said Lil Wayne, and prayed to his stash of money, weed and bitches back at his home in Malibu, California for strength. He pulled out his glock and shot through the door, elicited horror-filled screams from inside.

"Oh, sorry fo dat, hoe," chuckled Wayne as his shots killed one of his big booty hoes. They were expendable resources, holding importance even lower than that of money and weed.

"Time to go in, bite the pillow, my hoes," screamed Lil Wayne poetically as he shot the hinges of the door (ignoring the fact that he had the keys) and kicked down the door, ready to face the revolutionary nigga-hamster-slaves. The hoes were dead on the floor, fur coming out of their mouths and pussies while Rarity was backed up in a corner, panting. Fluttershy was still cleaning the hamster cage. The hamsters, however, were scattered everywhere, but upon seeing Wayne, they grouped together and formed the largest Hamstermus Prime ever conceived. Lil Wayne prayed to his money one last time before pointing his glock at the monster.

"Die, B1+CI-I!!!!" cried Wayne as his glock lit up the entire room, it's bullets flying at HAMSTERMUS PRIME but only killing a few of the hamsters on it, which were immediately replaced as the hamsters were asexually reproducing at a rate faster than Wayne's rate of coitus-ing his hoes. His glock ran out of bullets and he prayed violently to his money, before hearing Rarity call out to the large hamster menace.

"Hey, hamsters!" cried Rarity, spreading her legs wide and inviting the hamsters to further rape her pussy. The hamsters were attracted to white women, and ignored Lil Wayne. However, the hamsters didn't expect the vacuum that Rarity's loose, cavernous pussy (widened from merciless pounding by Hamstermus Prime) was exerting on all of the hamsters, warping them into the dimension known as Rarity's pussy where they couldn't escape. Light and matter were sucked into Rarity via her pussy, and Lil Wayne had to hold on to the door as the vacuum strengthened with time. The hoes were sucked in, and so was every single hamster. Then, the black hole ended, with the room largely cleared of debris and hamster. The whole process took a lot out of Rarity, and she backed herself up against the wall.

"G00D Hoe..." panted Lil Wayne as he ran up to Rarity, patting the white bitch on the shoulder after that earth-shaking inverse orgasm. Thing is, niggas were niggas and Lil Wayne was the realest one that anybody could find. So naturally, he wanted to fuck the white specimen beside him. Slowly, he reached his hand down to Rarity's pussy, attempting to rub it.

"NO!" cried Rarity as her pussy muscles clenched, crushing all of the hamsters and hoe corpses inside, causing her to have the largest release of blood out the pussy ever recorded in human history. The blood that was released flooded the streets of Canterlot district or wherever the fuck the Equestria Girls universe is set in for days and there was widespread loss of life. Lil Wayne was remembered as a hero and Rarity was added to his never-ending list of big booty hoes, the greatest possible honour for a woman to have today.

Up till this day, Fluttershy is still cleaning that cage.

THE END.

Author's Note

I hope to fucking God that this one doesn't go to Meeester.