//-------------------------------------------------------// Surfing the Ponynet -by Masmium- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// /mlp/ //-------------------------------------------------------// /mlp/ "Anon, would you mind fetching a few cakes I just ordered from Sugarcube Corner?" Twilight asked as her voice echoed around the room, with a loud grunt, Anon arises from his slumber *Yawn*"Anything else you need, Twilight?" "No no, you should get going now!" As Anon exits the building, a large grin forms on Twilight's face "It's all clear guys!" Immediately, the Mane 6 figuratively come out of the woodwork, except for Pinkie; she was wedged between the floorboards "Finally we get to see what he does on this, this thing..." Twilight began eyeing the strange machine,she began to circle around the table in hopes of getting a better view of it "Pshh probably just some boring stuff, I'll go watch some TV" Rainbow Dash nearly tips the table, but proceeds to walk it off as if nothing had occurred "So... What do we do with it, darling?" Rarity asks Twilight, who still had her head wrapped around the machine "Oooh ooh! Let's host a party for it!" Pinkie fires her confetti cannon, letting streamers and confetti alike rain down on the room Some of it getting on the machine, this of course angered Twilight "PINKIE!" "Ooops, sorry" Pinkie decides to head over to the couch and sit right next to Rainbow Dash, who didn't seem to mind considering she was half-asleep Twilight decides to take the initiative, as she opens the machine's 'lid' making the sudden stream of light blind her "Aah!" Twilight collapses on the floor causing a loud thud which almost wakes up Rainbow "Twilight! You ok?" "That was quite the fall you took, darling" Rarity offers her hoof "It's fine guys, I just got surprise-" A blast of confetti erupts from the floorboards, revealing Pinkie Pie with her confetti canon "Did somepony say surprise?!" They all glare at the Pinkie, who's face was still beaming with glee. Right as they were about to scold her, they were interrupted by a noise coming from the strange device "D-Did it just talk?" The laptop boots up from sleep mode, opening up all the programs Anon had closed. Twilight decided to take the first step, slowly making her way towards the strange machine. It showed a picture of of them, and then even more pictures shuffled through. It was as if someone was recording every second of their lives “W-What?” Before the purple mare could question this even further, the front door opens “Hey Twilight, Sugarcube Corner is closed!” The footsteps get louder as Anon climbs up the stairs, this causes Twilight to hyperventilate. There was no time to hide, especially with the mess they've made “What are you all doing in my room…?” The sight before him was an odd one, no doubt. Applejack and Rarity were trying to help Pinkie Pie out of the floorboards, Twilight was looking at Anon like a deer caught in the headlights, Rainbow Dash was just lazily snoozing on his couch. The thing that seemed the most out of place was Fluttershy just casually standing there “L-look Anon, I can explain!” He hurriedly makes his way towards his laptop, he grabs it and checks it for any cracks. He lets out a sigh of relief “Oh good, for a second there I thought you guys might’ve broke something important” Strange, it was low on batteries. Might as well go charge it he thought to himself. Making his way towards his couch, he takes up the empty space that was left, causing Rainbow Dash to wake up. He flicks open the laptop to reveal one of his frequently visited image boards “Oh! Oh, that’s me!” She pokes the monitor at the sight of her picture in a stretching position, she reads the text silently ‘I want to --- inside Rainbow Dash’ She blushes and looks up to see Anon who had a look of absolute dread on his face “Anon, I knew I had big fans but-“ “Howdy fella’s, how’re you holdin up? What’s this?” She reads the text out loud, then the short snippet of text disgusts her even further ‘>not wanting to --- inside superior applepone’ “…” “What seems to be troubling you dea- Oh my…” ‘Rarity is best pone’ “Well… I’m flattered…” “Ooh! Is everyone having a party?!” ‘I want to --- inside Pinkie Pie while I ------ her ----- and keep ------- her until she’s tired’ “I don’t get it” “H-Hey guys what are we all doing over he-“ ‘>Fluttershy lets out a ---- ----, as Angel keeps ------- her --- and ----- -------‘ “It’s not true!” Fluttershy collapses on the floor, crying and whimpering Twilight had finally calmed down and decided to check out what the mess was “Oh hey guys, what are you all doing at the couch?” Rainbow Dash was blushing intensely as she stared at Anon, who still had that look of dread “S-So Anon… You didn't post all of that, r-right?" “N-no, you misunderstand; those all have 'Anonymous' written on them” “Exactly” Rainbow Dash tackles Anonymous, who had little time to react as he collapses on the floor Rarity and Applejack were on a heated argument on who was the best pone “Now listen here missy, this fella’ over here says I’M the best pone” “Darling, no need to get jealous, it is quite obvious that the majority stated I am the superior pone” “Y-Yeah?! Well >you’re waifu a shit” “Why, I never! Applejack, how could you!” Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie were both on the ground, crying and whimpering. All the while Twilight was just standing there, watching it all. Anon’s tie hits her on the face, which was all it took to blow her fuse “STOOOOOP ” Everyone stopped dead in their tracks as a pin drop silence filled the air, save for Twilight's hyperventilation The silence was broken by the sound of awkward shuffling, as Rainbow Dash attempts to get up from Anon “Sorry about that Anon” Anon just sits up straight, he couldn’t even muster the strength to say a single word “Ahem, I am quite sorry for the aggression Applejack. Let us never speak of this again” Rarity extends her hoof as she helps Applejack up “You can say that again” Applejack begins to heartily shake Rarity’s hoof, causing Rarity to shake uncontrollably “Wait, where’s Pinkie and Fluttershy?” “Here we are!” They both come down crashing from the ceiling, leaving even more damage on the poor wooden floor. The two mares were both giggling from joy, whatever Pinkie did, it worked. “Well, we’d best get going Twi. Cya all t’morrow” the 5 begin to exit the premises, leaving only Anon and Twilight “So Twilight, about that- Rainbow has my clothes doesn’t she…” Twilight just lets out a simple nod as Anon begins to bolt through the door, trying to catch up to Rainbow Dash who was wearing his coat and tie “You’re gonna have to catch me first, Anon!” Twilight lets out a sigh of relief, today turned out much better than she had hoped for