Futas, Family, and Foursomes

by KiltedKey

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 14417

What could go wrong with a sexually charged Applejack and Rainbow stumbling into Twilight and Big Macintosh in a barn? If it involved the best kind of friendship and family exploring through ample amounts of vanilla liquor, then it was a good wrong.

A Clopomedy by KiltedKey

This barn was once innocent.

It was once used for morally pure activities, such as moonshining, drunken hoedowns, and storing hay. It had been corrupted by Applejack and Rainbow, who had decided to have sex in it from time to time. Applejack happened to have been the co-owner of said barn, so it was legally her right to have sex there anyways.

They had decided to enjoy the pleasures of their flesh once again, as they had for months on end. The barn happened to have been the nearest place to buck in.

But it had… guests, today, and their curiosity would be their sticky downfall.

Or upfall, with enough pelvic pressure.

The following story contains - or will soon contain/splatter profusely - futas, bukkake, creampies, anal, oral, vaginal, D/S, improper use of magic, an extremely excessive amount of foal batter, reasons why friendship is magic, reasons why you don't buck with Twilight, and reasons why sex is fantastic therapy for PTSD from saving the world too many times.

For Jake The Army Guy, Skeeter The Lurker, and people who are perversely awesome.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-27 00:01:38 UTC

Chapter One: Barnyard Bukkake Bonanzas

Applejack woke up that morning knowing one thing for certain: She was going to get revenge on Rainbow Dash, and it was going to be messy. Very messy.

She was sick of it. She was sick of Rainbow abusing her lean, toned core as often as she could for nefarious purposes. She was sick of how Rainbow had clearly taken seduction lessons from Rarity and abused them. The way that she would aim a hose upward and drink from the stream as it fell on her, letting her spectrum of hair roll down her shoulders. Of course, she had to throw it about as if she were in some television commercial.

She was sick of how Rainbow would purposely lay on clouds, sofas, benches, or anything that she could 'accidentally' expose herself in front of Applejack. It was only Applejack thinking in a perverted direction, of course. It wasn't her fault her tail laid like that.

She wouldn't even begin to think about how Rainbow fluttered her glowing cerise eyes at her at the worst possible moments. It was clear as day to Applejack that it was a technique taught to her by Rarity, and if Applejack was more inclined toward being rough with Rarity, she'd mud wrestle her in revenge simply to hear her squeal at getting dirty.

Although, not only did she have a hunch that Rarity would enjoy that, it was all but certain Rainbow would be using her wing on herself the whole time she watched.

And so Applejack sought revenge on the one pony she could get revenge on.

"Come on," Rainbow droned, hovering upside down above Applejack, "you can't be telling me you are going to take a nap. Really? Listen, I get that I'm a champ at taking naps, but I mean, can't we do something? Can't you take one when I am not here?"

"So yer're tellin' me I can't decide to relax and close my eyes?" Applejack said. "And ya can join me, ya know."

"I'm not saying that," Rainbow groaned, "but I've been on cloud duty for the last four days. And you might have noticed that it was kinda cloudy those days too. And don't get me started on how boring moisture analyzing is. I want to do something... less nappy."

Applejack didn't stop walking toward the barn as the mid-spring day continued to pass. "Now, Dasha, I thought that moisture checkin' and analin' were things ya liked."

"What-h-hey!" Rainbow sputtered, a red blush going across her cheeks. "Don't you do that on me, AJ. I wasn't thinking that way."

Applejack chuckled quietly to herself. "I'm sure ya weren't."

Rainbow glared at her. "I wasn't. I meant like... go see what our friends are doing. Or play with Apple Bloom. Or... something. Doing something. Anything."

Applejack snorted. "What kind of doin', Dash? Because I'm pretty sure doin' Apple Bloom ain't something I do, and it ain't legal."

Rainbow landed loudly onto the ground, her wings folding beside her body. "When did you become Twilight with all the sarcastic comments? Leave that to me and Twilight, ok-"

It all changed quickly.

Rainbow was pushed against the barn wall, forced to stand on her hind legs by Applejack's weight bearing down on her body. Her legs spread open to deal with the change of posture, which she quickly regretted.

It was unfair. Rainbow was given no warning. All she was doing was wondering if Applejack had been sneaking off with Twilight to improve her I.Q, and then Applejack had decided to abuse her strength and size, shoving Rainbow into the wall and forcing her lips into Rainbow's own.

It was also completely unfair how Applejack had decided to rub the tip of her forehoof slowly around Rainbow's clitoris, circling and pressing gently onto the nub as her tongue invaded Rainbow's mouth.

Dash was being molested.

If the definition of molesting involved loving every moment she was being groped by her marefriend without being asked, then she needed to brush up on her vocabulary. She was positive that wasn't the right word for this. Awesome didn't work either. Sure, she wasn't thinking even remotely in that direction, but having gone a week without a good orgasm and a sudden stimulation to her marehood changed her mind quickly.

Rainbow let out a soul shivering moan at the sudden torrent of pleasure going up her spine from Applejack's sudden act of barbarism and force. Her wings spread beside her body and across the wall to their full plume, her feathers spread and her wing bones as hard as daggers. Her hind hooves dug into the grass as Applejack suckled onto her tongue, her labia twitching at the hoof slowly swirling around her outer lips to sensually massage her marehood.

She tried to speak, but all that came out of her muzzle was a huffing groan, her cerise eyes barely open as she looked at Applejack with sudden lust. Her forehooves dug into Applejack's powerful flank cheeks firmly, squeezing the thick muscles in her grip in an attempt to return the pleasure, but Applejack was content to sexually tease her more. Egg her on. Break her. By the way Applejack's hoof pressed and released itself on Rainbow's bottom lips, she was doing a damn good job.

The kiss broke, freeing up Rainbow's vocal chords. "Please, just screw me," she panted, saliva dripping down her tongue. "Please. I... I'm getting wet. I mean, I really wasn't planning on this, but-"

Applejack pressed the tip of her hoof inside of Rainbow's  slit, caking the edge in a sheen of her fluids and feeling Rainbow squeeze on the hoof on reflex. "It seems ya like that, don't ya?"

"Maybe?" Rainbow squeaked.

"Now where did all of that confidence go, mare?" Applejack cooed. "I swear ya had it once."

She didn't even bother letting Rainbow reply. Her tongue slowly dragged up Rainbow's left ear, coating it in a thin layer of her saliva. Her hoof never stopped gently circling inside of Rainbow's marehood; it only pulled out to continue the massage around her lips, rubbing the opening folds with her liquids.

The high pitched cry of pleasure that cracked out of Rainbow's muzzle was a gin so sweet to Applejack. The way Rainbow's ears perked up as Applejack's tongue licked around the inside of her left ear only made the slightly sadistic smile across Applejack's lips that much wider. She wasn't the only one receiving lessons from Rarity, and she wasn't the only one more than happy to abuse those lessons.

"Just buck me," Rainbow panted, her lithe chest contracting at the rush of hormones going through her body. She squeezed onto the thick tendons of muscle that went down Applejack's thighs, begging for mercy.

"I know that ya want that, Dasha," Applejack purred, bringing up her hoof from Rainbow's nether lips. She smeared the sticky nectar that clung to its tip across Rainbow's lips and nose, forcing her to smell her own arousal. "Just take a whiff of yourself, girl."

"Please, just... just fuck me already." Rainbow couldn't think straight. Whatever small filter she had left was melted by the smell of her own sex in the back of her brain. "I need this... I..." Her nostrils flared to inhale the smell of her own sex, her tail smacking loudly onto the barn wall at the estrogen being burned in her nose. "I hate you so friggin much right now, Applejack."

"Do you?" Applejack said, stroking her hoof through Rainbow's thick mane. "I think I may just leave ya like this, all pent up an' feisty."

"Don't be a bitch." Rainbow snapped her jaws at Applejack. "You can't be that cruel to me."

Applejack laughed. "Oh, Dasha, this is better than I thought it would be. Rarity was so right about teasin' ya. Nothing's quite like it."

Rainbow shoved Applejack off of her. "She put you up to this, didn't she? Getting revenge on me, huh?"

Applejack snorted. "Ya kinda ain't the nicest mare to her. And, well... sometimes, friends help other friends. She helped ya, so it's time she helped me."

"When did you become so mean?" Rainbow's ears folded beside her muzzle. "Keeping me all tense like this? That's... that's mean, AJ."

Applejack's eye twitched. "D-don't you fold your ears at me, missy."

But Rainbow's ears stayed folded, and soon enough her wings hung limply beside her body, broken and defeated.

It was unfair how cute Rainbow could be, and it was a dagger sent straight at Applejack's soul. It truly was unfair how such a assertive and firm mare could be a bright blue ball of puff in, literally, ten seconds flat.

"P-p-put your wings back up!" Applejack sputtered, attempting to resist Rainbow's cuteness. "And don't you pout your lips at me like that!"

"But you're being so mean," Rainbow whined, her tail dragging on the grass. "Why would you do that to me? I'd take a spear for you."

"Aww hay no, you ain't doin' what you're doin' to me. Because it's... doing things to me." It sounded better in Applejack's head.

And yet she was given no quarter. Rainbow slowly dragged herself forward, a faint whimper escaping from her throat. "Are you really going to leave me all wet like this?"

Applejack backed away slowly, attempting to retreat from Rainbow's water-filled eyes sinking into her soul. "N-n-no, I'd never do that to ya, I just-"

"Yes. Yes! Ahh... fuck yes! Rub my stomach. Slower, Big Mac. Just like that."

Applejack and Rainbow had done and said many things in their lives to make Twilight uncomfortable. Hearing her moaning out in sexual ecstasy was a hell they never wanted to hear, and they had done nor said anything to match the horrific cries of bliss that escaped from Twilight's lips.

To know that she was having sex with Applejack's brother was a burden too heavy for either of them to bear sanely.

"I'm... not the only one here hearing Twilight moan as she bangs Big Mac, right?" Rainbow said. "If I am, then you really need to make me cum. Then we'll talk about how I have the hots for her, and that I need to see a shrink, since I'm hearing voices."

Applejack sighed. It was a sigh of a part of her soul dying. "Celestia damn it, Rainbow, I wish I wasn't hearin' it either."

She shook her muzzle, letting the cries and calls from Twilight's moaning fill her ears. She hated it. She hated it more and more with every passing second.

"I have to see this to believe it myself," Applejack said. "It pains me, but... I have to do this."

"You have to be friggin kidding me." Rainbow growled. "So you're gonna leave me soaked like this just because you wanna see your brother hard? Wow. Seriously, AJ? I had the whole cute thing going on, and you were pudding."

She folded her forehooves across her chest. "Buck Twilight. I've never had her stop me from having sex, but now she has. This sucks."

"Ya just said ya're attracted to Twi'," Applejack shot back, "so why the hay are ya all pissy at me?"

"Because incest isn't the same as finding your best friend hot?"

Applejack pressed her muzzle into Rainbow's, bearing her teeth. "Mare, you are asking for a flank kicking. I-"

The loud whinny of pleasure that trundled out of Twilight's mouth and the loud clank of farming instruments being shoved to the ground stopped Applejack's and Rainbow's fight.

"That sounds bad," Rainbow said. "She might have pulled a tendon at that."

Applejack didn't bother replying to Rainbow verbally, preferring to run toward the barn instead.

Rainbow sighed in depression, looking between her legs and the sticky nectar that caked her inner thighs. "I'll rub you off later. I promise."

It was out of duty that Applejack and Rainbow Dash had decided to make sure Twilight had not been killed by either Big Mac, or by falling farm equipment from impaling her or giving her some sort of infection. And yet that duty did nothing to prepare them for the sight in front of them as they stood in the barn door.

Macintosh mounted Twilight on a wooden table, his left forehoof rubbing her lower stomach as he slowly rolled his hips inside of her. He was enjoying himself, but not even remotely compared to Twilight. She was crying out in bliss, her large wings flapping excitedly as she hollered herself raw, letting loose a barrage of vulgarities that made Applejack and Rainbow wince. The image of Big Mac's frame pressing down onto her back as he bucked her on the squeaking table was another image that they would attempt to bleach from their minds with mead or moonshine. Or both.

Twilight stomped at the ground loudly with her hind legs as his forehoof fondled her from underneath the table, a jet of air escaping from her nose as she looked back at him, her violet eyes glowing brightly.

"Just like that, you stud. Just like that. You like my butt, don't you? I know you do. Mmm. Why did I wait so long to have sex? Why did I not do you when I first moved here? I-"

Twilight's eyes turned into tiny dots as she looked at Applejack and Rainbow staring at her, their own eyes matching hers in size. Her body stiffened, her wings bursting into the air like she was some fallen angel being smitten for her crimes.

Macintosh stopped his thrusting, looking down at her. "Somethin' wrong, violet? Did I-"

His eyes followed her own, and his body tensed up organ by organ as he looked at Rainbow and Applejack staring at him.

The tension went to his prostate, the extreme pressure painful as Twilight contracted around his penis on instinct, sending him into a painful but body purging orgasm.

It was an orgasm he didn't want or plan for in any way or form. It was the worst kind of male orgasm.

He groaned loudly as his testicles squeezed and released, expelling a flood of his cum directly inside of Twilight's marehood. He bit his bottom lip at the heat of her sex grabbed onto his penis and held him in place, locking him both psychologically and physically inside of her. It only resulted in thick bursts of his cum to gush inside of her with every contraction of his penis, something neither of them wanted.

"You came inside of me!" Twilight screamed at Big Mac, her eyes boring into his own. "I wanted at least another five minutes."

"Then stop squeezin' me," Macintosh panted. "I..."

"Then stop orgasming. I order you to stop. You're going to fill me!"

Macintosh grunted. "I wish I could, but you know what he's like down there. Ahh..."

Rainbow blinked rapidly, instinct being the only thing that was keeping her airborne. "Your brother totally jizzed inside of Twilight, Applejack. Like-"

"No shit," Applejack spat. "Thank ya, Dash, I just needed to be reminded of that again."

"Sometimes you don't see everything," Rainbow mumbled.

Twilight was angry for many reasons. The most important ones being that she had not only been caught having sex, but in that she had been caught before she had orgasmed herself. She would have been more forgiving of Rainbow and Applejack, but currently, such petty emotions like forgiving were far from her mind. A four letter word was on the tip of her tongue instead.

"What the fuck are you two doing here?" Twilight snarled.

Rainbow lifted up her forehooves defensively. "Woah. Calm down, Twilight. No need to swear. Seriously, I didn't know you could do that."

Twilight snorted loudly at Rainbow, ejecting a hiss of air from her nostrils. "I've always wanted to say this, Rainbow Dash, and I almost said it to you when you didn't pay attention to me helping you study. So let me be perfectly clear: Shut the fuck up, Rainbow, and answer my question."

"What is wrong with you, mare?" Applejack said. "I've never seen ya so angry."

"I don't know." Twilight shrugged her wings. "Maybe I was caught having sex with your brother, and my two friends happened to have seen it? Me, the composed leader, getting bucked and having normal needs that a twenty one year old mare can have?" She giggled. "Oh silly me, enjoying evolutionary biology hands on. I should have known better!"

Macintosh bit her bottom lip for far too many reasons. "Now Twilight, I-"

"Be quiet, Biggie," she snapped.

He folded his ears submissively. "Yes, my violet."

"It's Applejack's barn too, you know," Rainbow said. "Sheesh. You're cute when you swear, but man, you have to control yourself when your horny, Twilight."

"Don't make her madder," Big Mac whimpered. "Have mercy for me, Rainbow."

"And me." Applejack punched her forehoof into Rainbow's right flank, content with the groan of pain that escaped from Rainbow's muzzle as she fell to the ground. "Ya deserve that, mare, and no double standards from ya, ya here? That's what Rarity's for."

"Massive leg cramp," Rainbow whimpered. "Oww. I'm not horny anymore."

"Can ya two at least not be on each other like that as we talk this out?" Applejack said, resting a hoof on Rainbow's back. "I've got enough problems seein' her wet."

"Be so glad I don't have to pee," Rainbow mumbled.

Macintosh looked down at Twilight. "Is-"

"Just do it," Twilight said blankly. "As if this could get much worse. At least Applejack has the maturity to want to talk this out."

Macintosh nodded, pulling himself off of Twilight as quickly as he could, which wasn't quick enough for either Applejack or Rainbow.

It wasn't that either of them were stunned by the size of his ebony penis. It was, in fact, moderately sized overall.

It was the thick waves of his sperm that came oozing out of Twilight's open vagina that poured to the ground, landing on the barn floor in dense, sticky blobs of horse sperm that escaped from her slit.

Big Mac looked relieved to no longer have his penis having the life sucked out of it. Twilight, on the other hand, continued to look like she was barely repressing genocidal urges at the streams of cum that caked her rump and slid down her legs like melting ice cream. She seemed indifferent to the lines of jizzum that dripped down her body and onto the ground. Frightfully so.

"Damn!" Applejack whistled. "It looks like ya spilled a whole can of frosting on yer withers."

"And now I'm hungry," Twilight said blankly, turning herself around to face Applejack and Rainbow, ignoring the drips of sperm that landed between her legs. "Thank you, Applejack, for making me hungry. I could have had several hundred calories in me right now, but it's currently on the floor, and about a third of it is inside of me. I like to consistently abuse the size of his Cowper's gland and prostate, but I can't right now."

"I-I-I didn't mean it like that," Applejack sputtered. "I just... uhh..."

Applejack did the honest thing, as she often did. It was also the loyal thing for her to do, and the best way to diffuse the situation.

She picked up Rainbow, holding her in front of Twilight. "She wants to have sex with ya, Twilight."

It was also the best way to help her marefriend's own sexual urges.

Maybe.

Hopefully.

Applejack wasn't renowned for her tactical genius. But she had never seen Twilight like this, and Rainbow had always had her fantasies about martyring herself.

Twilight raised an eyebrow out of interest, glancing at Big Mac guzzling down a gallon or three of water and attempting to hide himself from the firestorm that was sure to develop between three mares he really wasn't keen on messing with.

"Does she?" Twilight said, raising her eyebrow.

Rainbow wiggled gently in Applejack's grip. She looked between Applejack and Twilight, glancing between the rapid nods that Applejack gave her and the faint interest Twilight returned.

"Uhh... yes?" Rainbow said quietly. "You're kinda... cute-hot-nerdy-adorkable?"

She paused, looking down at Applejack. "And... I'm not sure that's helping her not hate us."

Twilight stood in silence, the tips of her wings twitching as she looked at Rainbow as if she were staring at a puzzle.

"Prove it," Twilight said coldly.

"She'll get Big Mac off for ya," Applejack said, nodding Rainbow's muzzle for her.  "She's a loyal little peach like that."

"What in the hay are ya thinkin', sis?" Macintosh yelled. "That's... I don't even know."

"Ya got any better ideas?" Applejack snapped. "Cause I sure don't. I like living, and as much as I got twenty questions as to why in the hay ya two kept this a secret for so long, I'd rather throw Rainbow under ya than die."

"Way to be loyal to me," Rainbow growled.

"I'm honesty," Applejack said. "I got that covered, now don't I? I honestly like my hide attached to me."

"Can't we just talk about this?" Rainbow said. "Not that a penis doesn't sound pretty awesome right now; I'm just not into the whole 'doing-my-mare's-brother's penis' thing. I'm just saying. Maybe his laundry, but not him."

"I agree with Rainbow." Big Mac nodded, limping a bit as he stood between the Elements. "She's-"

Twilight's magic effortlessly pushed him away from her and Rainbow toward her, pressing her muzzle into Rainbow's own. "So tell me why I shouldn't have you between my legs, Rainbow Dash?"

Rainbow gulped. "Because... that's... kinda gross? Not the whole cream pie thing. That's kinda hot. But Big Mac was in there. You know, giving you four kids."

Twilight smiled smugly. "Magical contraception, so I don't have to worry about that. Unlike you, I plan ahead."

"But... I'm dating a mare," Rainbow said.

Twilight grinned.

She grinned in the manner she never, ever should.

It was the kind of grin that was saved for all of the villains she had defeated, or the ponies who thought they could get the better of the Elements of Harmony. And it spread itself slowly across her muzzle, the fear in Rainbow's eyes growing.

"I can fix that," she whispered, letting Rainbow go.

"I... er..." Applejack looked at Macintosh for any answers, who simply shook his head and accepted his lot in life, as he often did. "I'm... not sure I'm up for havin' a penis, and this sounds kinda dangerous. I kinda like bein' a mare, even if ponies might think otherwise, an' sometimes the teats can get itchy with my coat 'n all."

"Far too much information, Applejack," Twilight said, "and while I'll consider you in the future, I meant myself, so that I can have fun with both of you."

"Thank Epona," Applejack sighed. "I-me!? I ain't the one who wants to have sex with ya, Twilight!"

"I'm way more okay with sucking your magical dick than eating you out right now, Twilight," Rainbow said. "Or touching Big Mac. So I'm cool with this. Well... okay... It's not exactly what I wanted-"

"Shut up, mare," Applejack hissed between her teeth.

Macintosh nodded gently at Applejack, stroking a hoof down Twilight's back gently. "I think this is a good compromise. Just let her get it out, sis, and then we can all forget about this. Open some brandy 'n forget about it."

"I'll put my name to good use, Mac," Applejack said. "I can assure you of that."

Twilight laughed. "Oh no no no, that is not how this is going to work."

With a frightful lack of decency, she hovered a towel from the water basin behind her, wincing as she dragged the wet appendage between her legs to clean herself. "Damn it, I should have heated that!"

"Is... she like this behind our backs, Macintosh?" Rainbow asked.

He shook his head solemnly. "It's my fault for turning her into this. Once she gets aroused she turns into a completely different mare."

Twilight threw the towel onto the floor to back up his point. "I'm edgy right now, and considering I doubt Applejack and Mac want to have sex with each other - although I could be wrong and it would be entertaining - it's going to be Rainbow with Mac, and Applejack with me. And nopony is going to question that. I am our lead mare, after all."

"What?!" Rainbow's wings shot up beside her body, her snout squishing into her neck on reflex. At another time, it would have been considered cute with how red the ruby on her face was. "Y-y-you have to be kidding me!"

Twilight's eyes faintly radiated green. "Do I look like I am kidding you?"

"I... thought I was going to be with you?" Rainbow whimpered. "And this is kinda weird. Can't we just, ya know, buck the pony we're dating?"

Twilight giggled. "Of course not, because that would be boring. And maybe later, Rainbow, if I feel like doing round two. And if you were with me, that would mean that Applejack and Maccie would have to be with each other. I can't leave two of you out. I'm not that heartless."

"Noooope, I ain't doin' Big Mac," Applejack said. "It's bad enough I'm smellin' him enough as it is."

Rainbow scoffed at the ground. "Would... you hate me, AJ, if I said I kinda like it? He smells healthy to me. Kinda... nice."

"You see, Applejack?" Twilight squeed, grinning from ear to ear. "She's so easily convinced how excellent both my plan is and my choice in partners! You two make a good match as well."

Applejack stared dejectedly at the barn floor, contemplating how her world had turned itself around in the last several minutes, and how far she would go for friendship and love.

"Twilight, I'm only doin' this out of loyalty too ya," she said. "An'... and my life."

Rainbow growled at Applejack. "I swear, if you mention my Element one more time that isn't be one between my legs, I'm going to kick you in the crotch. This is all your fault anyways."

Applejack pressed her forehead into Rainbow's own. "Oh that is such manure, Dasha. You were the one swayin' your tail at me all of last week."

Rainbow nickered dismissively. "Oh, I'm sorry my ass isn't the size of a castle and can move without looking like a cloud compressor piston."

Applejack glanced at Twilight, her eyes making contact briefly. By the silent nod that Twilight gave her, she knew what she had to do. Her morality had been compromised enough as it was anyways.

It took only a sideways swipe of her hoof underneath Rainbow's forehooves to knock her off balance, but Rainbow never touched the ground as she fell. Twilight's magic flared to life to propel her like a bullet directly at Macintosh's stomach, sending both of them tumbling into a pile of hay.

Stunned and dazed, Twilight did what any best friend would do at having her friend laying half consciously on top of a colt with his soft member flopping on his stomach. She opened up Rainbow's muzzle with her magic, and buried Big Mac's member inside of her drooling snout.

"There," Twilight said. "That was easy, now wasn't it, Applejack? Now Rainbow is quiet, and I can enjoy watching my coltfriend getting pleasured."

"It kinda was," Applejack said. "But... uhh... Twi', I'm kinda concerned with ya usin' magic for dark things in the future. And when yer eyes were green there? They seemed... Sombra-like."

She paused at Rainbow's reaction. She had expected some sort of barrage of vulgarities at her and Twilight for utterly pushing and sexually moving her without her consent. Instead, Rainbow had adjusted herself onto her side, her left forehoof pressed gently into Macintosh's thick thigh. Her snout moved slowly up and down on the ebony member that had been forced in her mouth, her saliva dripping down the length of Big Mac's shaft as she kissed the base of the soft penis, her tongue rolling around the length.

Twilight shrugged. "You have to learn what you can from your foes, Applejack, and when to use those techniques. I am glad I have the self-control, even now, to only consider using that kind of magic."

"I... hope that doesn't mean what I think it means."

"It just means that sometimes semi-consensual brainwashing is a good thing."

Applejack swallowed the lump of saliva in her throat. "Where did ya learn that from?"

"Cadance!" Twilight chirped. "She's like Sombra with mind control magic. Except with sex, and not the whole dictatorship deal that Sombra did."

"And... why did she teach ya this? Ain't she your sister-in-law?"

Twilight stared at Applejack. "I don't think we should be talking about extended families and sex with you lecturing me on the ethics of it."

"Go buck yourself, mare," Applejack grunted.

Twilight chortled. "That's where you come in once I get bored of watching Rainbow give fellatio to Maccie, which... she seems pretty talented at. Is she better than me, Maccie?"

"She... ahh... do I have to answer that?" Big Mac huffed. "Why are ya all doin' this to me?" He looked both panicked and in immense pleasure as Rainbow's lips moved up his hardening penis, his resistance melting as quickly as her own did. Considering Twilight's look of approval, he gave up trying to trying to not enjoy himself, laying back in the hay as his forehoof stroked through Rainbow's mane affectionately.

"Because we love ya, brother," Applejack said, "and I like livin', remember? And... well... damn, she's as good with the real thing as she is with the toys."

Twilight shifted her hind legs. "W-wow. I... I never knew swinging could be so... arousing."

Applejack didn't realize she was gently leaning into Twilight's side as she watched Rainbow suckle onto Big Mac's flared head. She ignored the thoughts of being interested in her brother's massive chest gently heaving as he dug his hoof through Rainbow's mane.

"I... well... she's pretty from behind, isn't she?" Applejack said.

Twilight was about to comment, until Rainbow swished her tail to the side, her right wing reaching between her open mare lips and the nectar that clung to them. She never stopped her suckling and quiet slurping onto Macintosh's penis as her wing smeared itself in her own quam. She circled the rounded nubs of her wing tip around her sex like a feather duster.

It was impossible for Twilight to prevent her own wings from bursting from her back with a loud crackle of their feathers spreading to their full plume at the sight of Rainbow Dash casually showing off the tight definition in her rump as she pleasured herself. The added bonus of seeing Macintosh move her muzzle up and down his shaft only fueling her drive.

"I'm going to get a penis, and you are going to lick it, Applejack," Twilight said. "Because... I... I can't even think straight right now. This... okay, Rainbow's half as attractive as she thinks she is."

"Oh, Twilight, it's very hard to think straight when ya got those withers to look at and slap," Applejack rumbled darkly. "I can tell ya, digging into those cheeks as you eat her is a feelin' that'll never get old."

Rainbow's muzzle was jerked from the end of Big Mac's stallionhood by a quick thrum of Twilight's magic, sending her into a fit of coughs as she attempted to properly breathe. Bubbly lines of her spit and his pre-cum dripped down her chin as she wheezed for oxygen.

"Well don't go killin' her now," Applejack said. "She's my mare 'n all. And well... our friend."

"Are you kidding me?" Rainbow laughed, choking on her own words. "That was fucking awesome! I haven't had a stallion in nearly a year! Man, I miss the smell so friggin much."

She licked her lips slowly up at Big Mac, her forehooves reaching up to stroke the sides of his erect shaft. Her tongue dragged upward from the base of his penis to up his median ring, ending its lick at the head of his flared penis.

"What do I taste like?" Twilight panted softly, her wing squeezing Applejack's side. It abused its length to massage Applejack's stomach, content at the faint shivers Applejack gave at the stimulation. "I've... never tasted myself."

"Vagina," Rainbow said, her eyes glowing at the twitching arousal that pulsated in her hooves. "But I like the taste of-"

Her words were once again replaced by gagging at the sudden squirt of Macintosh's pre splattering the back of her throat.  "Ugh! Can you warn me before you do that? Oww. My tonsils hurt."

He stared down at her. He was silent, other than his breathing. He didn't exactly want to physically see the make-out session that Applejack and Twilight had decided to engage themselves into, and so he was solely focused on enjoying himself for once, and that involved not breaking his eye contact with Rainbow.

"Don't you look down at me like that," Rainbow growled, her wing flicking a splatter of her juices at his muzzle. "How does that feel, huh? I'm not your breeding mare."

His eyes looked up back toward Applejack and Twilight, his curiosity getting the better of him, which it should not have. And yet, try as he might, his eyes didn't stray from Applejack's and Twilight's kissing.

Of course, it wasn't his fault that two cute mares had decided to suckle onto each others tongues, trading bits of saliva as Twilight's wing rubbed between Applejack's legs. To watch his sister's hind legs spread as Twilight's wing nubs pressed and gently curled inside of Applejack's vagina was just male wish fulfillment. Incestual thoughts had nothing to do with the silent delight he received from seeing Applejack's legs spread, her muscles bracing herself into the ground.

Rinabow's wings curled as she watched her two friends kiss, and soon enough, fall over onto their sides to stop gravity from annoying their legs. "I love doing that to AJ. It's iso unfair, I tell ya." She chuckled. "I think that shows what I can do to ponies, doesn't it?"

She looked up at Macintosh, tilting her muzzle to the side. "So... does that mean-"

He replied by pressing her muzzle down onto his penis, forcing her to deep throat him. Thinking wasn't very important to him right now. She was also talking too much, instead of using her mouth for better purposes.

Twilight pulled the tip of her wing from Applejack's marehood, grinning at the sticky fluids that dripped from her feathers. She lifted her wing up to her muzzle, dragging her tongue along its length. "Mmm... this doesn't taste like apples."

"If ya want somethin' flavored, go clean out Dasha," Applejack growled. "'Cause I now know how ya feel right now, and it ain't good."

"That is no way to talk to your friend, Applejack," Twilight said. "More so after-"

"I swear, mare, if ya keep me bundled up like this I'm gonna show ya a side of me I'm not sure ya'd like." Applejack wrapped her hind legs around Twilight's waist, squeezing down on her thighs.

For the first time that day, Twilight felt legitimately scared. The unpleasant squeeze on her pelvis didn't help her gather her courage. Nor did the dominant side that Applejack showed her. The glow in her green eyes was... not nice.

"Penis time?" Twilight said nervously.

Applejack nodded. "That's a good start to things."

Twilight silently nodded, glancing at the deep oral that Rainbow was giving Macintosh. She could not believe how effortlessly Rainbow was doing it. Saliva dripped down his testicles while she suckled onto his penis, her wing having returned to her own vagina to pleasure herself. Twilight was thankful the extra several inches in her neck had helped her relationship with Big Mac, even if he wasn't the titan that people thought he was in that area.

Her horn flared to life to mentally merge the dozens of little spells she needed to give herself a penis, her mind hating her for taking away energy that could have been diverted to her crotch and not thinking about how only her hyper advanced magic could allow her to grow a new appendage on command. The flickering whisper of her raspberry magic danced over her groin, sending forth a deep shiver of pleasure down the length of her spine. The thickness that she felt between her legs felt divine, the added weight and warmth a physical projection of her sex drive.

"Ya got yerself a pair of testicles!" Applejack yelped.

Applejack seemed to be just as capable as Rainbow at stating the obvious. "Yes, Applejack," Twilight said quietly. "I have a pair of testicles above my vagina. I'm working on seeing if I can perhaps remove them from the equation in the future, but so far I-"

Twilight gasped suddenly at the speed and ferocity that Applejack nosedived between her legs, engulfing her shaft in the moist and drooling warmth of Applejack's mouth. Whatever remark Twilight was about to give was muted by the all-consuming heat of Applejack's tongue wrapping around her penis, forcing Applejack to be a test subject of Twilight's new scrotum.

"Oh... fuck," Twilight hissed, despite her best intentions not too curse again. Her violet member quickly was hardening itself inside of Applejack's muzzle from the sheer amount of spittle that leaked down her penis, going down to her testicles as Applejack's throat was content to hold her length. "You are as excited as Rainbow is."

Applejack pulled herself off of Twilight's member, giving both of them a longer view of the spit drenched purple penis between Twilight's legs. "If ya go as long as the two of us have, ya get a bit haywire about 'em, Twi'."

"Did you two ever consider swinging?" Twilight said, her right wing reaching forward to stroke down the length of her penis. Applejack's saliva made it stick to her wing as she wasn't even given the courtesy to try out her new sex first.

"It'd be hard to find a colt who likes both of us that one of us doesn't hate," Applejack said. "It-"

Twilight mentally retracted her own former thoughts. The concept of caring about Applejack's and Rainbow's sex lives wasn't as important as getting herself off was. She smeared the flat tip of her pre-cum oozing penis across Applejack's lips as a way to change the topic. Her wing held onto her penis firmly, squeezing it around the nubs of her wings to bombard it with a tickling fire of heat.

"Less relationship talk and about our future plans, and more sucking me."

Applejack took Twilight's words as a personal challenge, which Twilight both loved and regretted at the same time. The sexual battle of dominance that the two were exchanging had to have a victor in the end, and Applejack was sure she could payback Twilight's smugness earlier that day once and for all. She wasn't going to let anypony other than Rainbow talk down to her like that.

Both of Applejack's forehooves dug into Twilight's thighs as she held the head of Twilight's penis inside of her muzzle, making sure to keep a tight grip on the flared tip. Her lips formed a vice around the penis, pulling onto the head with her lips as Twilight's wing brushed and teased around her penis.

Twilight tried to be objective about it. She tried to catalog the experience for future notes, but the endorphin high was blurring her memory and concentration. Her left wing extended from her body to pet and ruffle through Applejack's mane, her mind unable to register the neglect she was giving Applejack's sex.

Applejack was fully aware of her own nethers being neglected, and so she sought payback.

If it meant pressing her right forehoof underneath Twilight's testicles to wetly masturbate her clitoris, then so be it. She wasn't going to lose this silent game of dominance.

Twilight screamed in pleasure as her natural and magical sex were being stimulated at the same time, Applejack using Macintosh's cum and Twilight's own lubrication to break her.

It was working. It felt like her mind was dangerously weaving in and out of consciousness as the throbbing stiffness of her shaft pulsated inside of Applejack's muzzle. The rapid-fire stimulation of Applejack's hoof messily and loudly clopping and rubbing her clitoris was too much for Twilight. It was going to end her.

But she couldn't lose. No. She had to prove to both Applejack and Rainbow that she was stronger than this.

Her eyes, watery with the pleasure that fluttered through her system, glanced at the sweat dripping down Macintosh's brow as Rainbow Dash bobbed her head up and down his ebony length. Maybe Rainbow was trying to show off how easily she could do it to Twilight. It had to be the case. The way Rainbow peaked up one of her cerise eyes to look back at Twilight had that smugness to it. It was only backed up by Rainbow's nectar drenched wing removing itself from her blue-lipped insides, giving Twilight a clear view of the blanket of mare cum that caked Rainbow's slit.

Rainbow winking her sex at Twilight was the last straw. She needed to think of a two-pronged plan of revenge.

It came to her quickly. She thanked her supercharged body and mind for a sudden burst of clarity.

Her magic flared to life for only an instant, encapsulating Applejack and herself in the aura for only the briefest of moments. The cracking sound of her teleport didn't give Rainbow enough time to react with her own endorphin filled mind slowing down her reflexes.

Good. Twilight was going to win after all.

She reappeared beside Big Mac, sitting upright beside him as Rainbow was beginning to pull her muzzle away from his penis. Applejack materialized beside Rainbow, confused at the lack of Twilight's penis in her mouth and the sudden teleport. Rainbow looked equally confused, and soon enough Big Mac looked at Twilight as well.

A part of Twilight's mind wanted to say something clever at the split second decision to relocate herself, but some sort of movie quote just didn't do her actions justice.

The pleasure that she received from the tornado of magic she sent down her wings as they wrapped around Mac's and her own penises did.

Rainbow was going to comment as her mouth pulled away from Macintosh's penis, but her commentary was just a second too late. The raw amount of ether that Twilight pulsed down her wings and through Macintosh's and her own penises sent them into a wailing orgasm the likes of which neither of them had ever felt before. The thrum of energy that hummed down Twilight's wings was a sensual pleasure that throbbed from her penis and shot up her spine, exploding into the back of her brain and turning her senseless to nothing but the magic blowing through her body.

And the incredible amount of sperm that roared from the two penises in her grip.

Rainbow's mouth was suddenly hit with a sharp splatter of Macintosh's sperm ejecting itself into the back of her throat and straining her tongue with the faint tangy flavor of colt cum. Closing her mouth did nothing for her, as that one jet of cum in her mouth was replaced by the shotgun of jizz ricocheting off of her closed lips to splay over her nose and cheeks like a small ball of paint hitting her nose.

Applejack could not comment either, as Twilight's penis shot the very real flavor of sperm on her own thick tongue, and instinct forced her to shut her lips from the white stream. Like Rainbow, it resulted in spurts of cum bouncing off of her muzzle to drip down her orange cheeks.

Perhaps in another moment and in another world it would have been adorable to watch Applejack and Rainbow. When the second shot of cum hit their muzzles they opened their mouths to say something, which resulted in another line of jizzum flying into their muzzles. They closed their lips afterwards, only to get a shot of cum between their eyes as they attempted to dodge the barrage of cream rocketing from Twilight's and Macintosh's shafts.

It was getting everywhere. The amount of mana that Twilight had sent down her wings had opened up a floodgate of sexual pleasure that wasn't possible for anypony other than an alicorn, and the results were the two penises in her wings arching wide shots after wide shots of cum across Rainbow's and Applejack's faces.

But that was only the beginning of her dark pleasure and her control over the situation. She let the thick colt batter do the rest.

Maybe it was the taste. Maybe it was the consistency. Maybe it was the primal scent of sperm that burned itself on Applejack's and Rainbow's noses that broke them. Their resistance faltered regardless, and it soon turned into a fereal lust for more.

They started opening their mouths into the white streams that landed on their tongues. They gently pushed each other into the combined hoses, pressing the penises together to cake each others snout in cum. They pushed each others snouts into the jets, sending large stripes of cum onto their scalps, bangs, and down their ears as they played and toyed with one another. The pearl liquid oozed down their cheeks as they nickered playfully at each other, their once brightly colored muzzles striped again and again by dozens of streams of wet, messy sperm.

But there was only so much Twilight and Big Mac's bodies could take and give. How many squirts of cum had they given? Twenty? Thirty? They would never know.

Their bodies went from the final tail of their orgasms into complete stasis, the mana Twilight's horn was pumping into their spinal columns the only thing keeping them awake. When that fuel of magic was shunted, their brains turned off, leaving them comatose on the floor.

But that wasn't important right now to either Applejack or Rainbow Dash. Sure, their source of sperm had ended, but they had each other. Their eyes were barely open from both the amount of jizzum that dripped down their faces and from the chemical rush going through their bodies. The musk of male orgasm wafted in the air and blurred their clarity of thought. It was an overrated asset anyways.

Rainbow inserted her tongue into Applejack's muzzle, her cerise eyes slits of pleasure, faintly opened to look at the pillars of white that dripped down Applejack's formerly blond mane. It was more platinum blond, and the orange of her fur was hard to see from the neck up. She snowballed the thick ball of Macintosh's jizzum in her mouth, merging it with the large collection of Twilight's cum that clung inside of Applejack's muzzle.

Applejack kissed back without regrets, slurping onto the thick caramel of cum in their mouths as her forehoof went between Rainbow's legs. She wasn't thinking of playing any sort of game with her; she simply wanted to hear Rainbow scream.

And scream Rainbow did. Her own hoof rapidly flickered itself over the dampness between Applejack's black labia lips, the loud neigh of pleasure that called from Applejack's mouth at the masturbation sending her to the brink.

Neither of them cared about anything else than each other. They couldn't even kiss as they cried themselves raw, lines of sticky cum layered saliva dripping down their chins. They simply masturbated each other, lapping at their faces in a futile attempt to even begin to clean themselves. They just wanted to feel something hot and slimy on their muzzles once more.

They came quickly, neighing in a united orgasm of pent up estrogen and endorphins, falling over onto their backs as their bodies refused to support their weight. Applejack's juices caked Rainbow's hoof as she wetly hooved Rainbow, content to see her squirt. She would have laughed at the airborne gush of Rainbow's cum shooting up and onto their own tails if she was more coherent, but watching Rainbow cum was a pleasure far more important than that.

They both quickly collapsed in fatigue, rubbing their hooves around their marehoods, to milk as much nectar as they could from their bodies. In the end, it was the chemicals flowing through their brains that beat them. They removed their hooves from their groins, staring blankly at each other.

Staring was all they could do for what seemed like minutes, other than panting. Their necks and shoulders had become striped with the sperm that gravity had pulled down their muzzles, and they looked like a bucket of paint had been power-sprayed on their faces. They could smell nothing but jizz and sweat.

And they loved it.

"Friendship with benefits, swinging, and incest is fucking magic," Rainbow chuckled tiredly.

"I don't know what to say to that," Applejack cooed drunkenly. "I... I am so high right now."

"Just say yes," Rainbow giggled, brushing her wing across Applejack's muzzle. She brought the cum drenched wing  to her lips to lick off more of that slimy and tasty mess to fuel herself with, her eyes glowing affectionately at Applejack.

Applejack's forehoof reached down to massage Rainbow's stomach, scratching through the fur. "Don't you look at me like that, Dasha," Applejack whispered. "Yer're too cute when yer're like that."

"You're just jealous you're not as cute as me," Rainbow said, licking her wing clean.

Applejack pawed playfully at Rainbow's sides, dragging her hooves across and around her wing bases. The torrent of giggles that came out of Rainbow's muzzle made Applejack smile brightly. "It just means I've got myself a cute little pegamuffin to snuggle when I want."

"Leave me alone!" Rainbow squeaked, batting her hoof at Applejack. "Ignore me. I'm as messed up as you are right now, and shouldn't we be checking to see if Twilight and Mac aren't... ya know... dead?"

Applejack glanced at the faintly breathing corpses of Twilight and Macintosh splayed on their backs like they had fallen from the sky.

"Ahh fuck 'em," Applejack nickered dismissively. "We'll check up on 'em in three hours. I'm kinda tired 'n lazy right now, and if they think they can just do that to us and expect breakfast 'n bed, well, they'll be mistaken."

Rainbow kissed Applejack on the lips. "A mare after my own heart, Jackie."

Chapter Two: Puffing Princess Purple Pucker

Twilight Sparkle woke up knowing one thing for certain: The out of body experience she was having was better than any high she had ever had from Fluttershy and Pinkie's brownies, and that was saying a lot.

And much, much worse. Oh so much worse.

There was a certain level of hollowness that a unicorn felt if they pushed their mana reserves too far; and sometimes, in those moments of low magical energy, one could enter a different state of consciousness, blending their soul into the magic that flowed through the universe. She thanked Fluttershy, Celestia, and Zecora for helping her find that inner peace from time to time, and the elevated mindset was one that pegasi could feel only through a very precise pulse of magic through their wings. She had felt both experiences at the same time only a few hours ago.

Currently, she felt like a warship cannon had blasted a hole through her soul. And that her soul had gone break dancing for two hours straight. And that her soul had been autoerotically choked, released, and then choked again.

It slightly hurt, and the delirium and fatigue was one nopony other than an alicorn could ever understand.

She was thankful she was on her side as she rested on some bed her eyes didn't feel like telling her about, otherwise her back would have snapped itself in half in protest at the effort. Her spirit wasn't very happy it was still a part of the mortal coil, and the testicles between her legs itched profusely. She couldn't muster up the energy to do anything about it though, and that just made her current hell worse. They burned a bit too.

At least the IV in her hoof made her feel better. That was nice. It was cool and soothing, releasing a flow of squishy peace inside of her body.

"An IV?" Twilight said aloud.

"It should make you feel better," Fluttershy said.

Twilight's eyes shot open at the sound of Fluttershy's voice, thankful for the evening light not wishing to burn out her retinas. "Fluttershy!?"

Fluttershy looked up at Twilight, checking several of the gauges attached to the infusion pump beside Twilight's bed. "Yes?"

"What are you doing here?" Twilight asked, "and how did you find me?"

"Pinkie told me to come help you," Fluttershy said, her eyes glancing at the fluid being pumped into Twilight's body. "It's a very good thing she did, she-"

"And how did she find me?" Twilight yelled. Her vocal chords were raw from the amount of yelling she had done only a few hours before, and they decided to keep Twilight from yelling again by sending her into a coughing fit for air and saliva.

"It wasn't hard," Pinkie said, "I-"

"Where did you come from?" Twilight croaked, grabbing the glass of water beside her bed.

Pinkie blinked. "Umm... from the pillows over there?"

Twilight looked to where Pinkie was pointing, until her brain put the rest of the rooms contents in order. She was in a guest room built into the second floor of the barn, most likely built for moments like this, when Twilight thought about it. Moments the Apple family both equally treasured and drank to forget.

"Oh," she said. "So how did you find me?"

"In a spooge splattered state, of course!" Pinkie chirped. "So it was Rainbow's and Applejack's half-year anniversary, so I was all like, "I know, I'll make them food!" They like food. So I was walking toward the barn to see where they were, and I found you all on the floor all messy. And I was like, "Daaammmn, that's a lot of spooge!" Can you buy spooge now? And a penis? Where do they sell those?"

Twilight's entire body turned cold.

Pinkie Pie had seen her with a penis, and now knew she could create them on demand. Being caught in a foursome didn't register on her radar compared to that.

"You should have left me for dead, Fluttershy!" Twilight cried.

"But that wouldn't be very nice," Fluttershy said.

"There are some fates worse than death, Fluttershy, and Pinkie seeing what we did and knowing what she does now is one of them!"

"I dunno," Pinkie said, stroking her chin. "It was kinda hot! Is... that a bad thing now? But I like penis. Is... liking penis bad now?"

Twilight whimpered. "When it involves mine, yes. Yes it does. It's pretty much the worst possible thing that could happen to me."

"Rarity wouldn't like you taking her catchphrases, Twilight," Pinkie said.

"Please tell me she doesn't know about this," Twilight sniffled, tears bubbling in her eyes. "Please. Some sort of good news."

Fluttershy closed her eyes, a soft smile spreading across her lips. "Of course not," Fluttershy giggled. "I don't think she could handle it."

"I know how she feels," Twilight mumbled. "I know very well."

Pinkie placed a forehoof on Twilight's shoulder, patting it gently. "Cheer up, Twilight, you shouldn't be so sad after what you did. You could be the first pony in history to hornwingfutagasm. And you had sex with Dashie and Jackie. And you can write a letter about it. And you're getting drugs inside of you through a hose. It's a great story!"

Twilight looked down at the gentle stream of fluids being pumped into her forearm. That usually wasn't a good sign of things in life. "What are you two pumping into me?"

"A wonderful mix of potions, nutrients, and vitamins that Zecora told me about," Fluttershy hummed. "She's prepared me for many things. Including curing hangovers and near death magical orgasms."

Twilight sat up, staring at the equipment attached to her body. "Which involves you having a full infusion pump and... dialysis machine!?"

"Mister Honey Badger's kidneys can be mean to him sometimes, so I went and got myself certified to use these." Fluttershy swished her tail contently. "In a few years, I'll be a fully certified veterinarian. I'm so excited!"

Pinkie's ears folded by the sides of her muzzle. "He's mean to me. He's bitten me twice before. I don't like him anymore..."

Fluttershy stroked her wing through Pinkie's mane. "Oh he just gets cranky when his blood sugar is low. Just like Twilight."

"I'm right here in front of you," Twilight hissed between her teeth. "I could really use Big Mac right now for moral support."

"But didn't you already use him, Twilight?" Pinkie said. "He's downstairs all passed out. And it's a good thing Fluttershy brought all of those candles, because it smells really stinky down there, but he still smells nice to me."

Twilight looked blankly at Pinkie Pie, her violet eyes attempting to communicate the hatred she was having for trotting into her current situation.

It was all her fault. The grand master of strategy, outwitted by her future self. And maybe her curiosity and abuse of alicorn level magic. And learning that sex was magical. That too.

"Maybe you should go check up on Rainbow and Applejack, Pinkie," Twilight said quietly. "You must be pent up seeing and smelling what we did."

Her subliminal messaging worked, Pinkie's blue eyes lighting up at the ideas going through her head.

"I like that idea, Twilight!" Pinkie said, bouncing in place. "This is why you are our leader, because you think of the bestest things to do, like stroking myself to-"

"Do you have any morphine or sedatives, Fluttershy?" Twilight said quickly. "I could use both right now."

Fluttershy looked down at the medical bag beside the bed. "I... umm... I didn't think you would need any sedatives."

"Just get some benzodiazepine from Granny Smith," Twilight sighed deeply. "I can compromise. Please, I need it."

"But that is horrible for you!" Fluttershy cried. "And... and drug abuse!"

"Drug abuse isn't cool, Twilight," Pinkie growled. "No! We don't do drugs, Twilight. Bad Twilight. Bad!"

Twilight stared blankly at Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie, letting their words hang in the air.

They looked silently at each other, slowly breaking down their own words and hidden drug stashes.

"I'm going to go now," Pinkie whistled as she slowly backed away from the room.

"And I'll go get those pills for you, Twilight," Fluttershy chuckled.

Daylight. Eventually, the sun had to rise over the horizon, and so it did.

To several ponies on the Apple Farm, another day could have passed and they would have not felt bad about sleeping through it.

But Twilight, despite feeling mentally wasted on several drugs she couldn't fully pronounce anymore, demanded a damn meeting. She was good at practicing her future royal duties. Even better for her, she didn't even have to stand up through the meeting. She was going to enjoy laying down on her side and on her comfy bed, not caring if she wasn't as animated as she normally was when she was debating something important. She was simply going to enjoy the drugs in her system.

She was a princess, and just this once, she wanted to abuse her new station in life.

"I would like to start off this meeting by saying how I am so high right now," Twilight giggled. "From the sleep, the drugs, the lack of energy, and the stress. I am very sure I am slightly in a state of psychosis, and I'm enjoying it."

Applejack, Rainbow, Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Big Mac sat unwillingly in the bedroom together. Or semi-willingly, considering Pinkie was at the least curious as to what was going to happen with Twilight partially tripping on Valium.

"Does that mean you'll be nicer to us today?" Rainbow asked, her snout resting ontop of Applejack's rump. "I mean, I didn't plan on drugging you up just to mellow you out, but... I'll take what I can get." She scratched at her throat with a wing, dragging the feathers across her neck. "And will this take long? My throat is kinda sore from yesterday. These cough drops Fluttershy gave me are the only reason I can talk right now."

"It's a good thing I went back home and got you some." Fluttershy smiled peacefully at Rainbow. "I don't want you to not be able to breathe when you fly, and if I can do anything I can to make you feel better, I will."

"Do you have a crush on Rainbow, Fluttershy?" Pinkie said, lifting up her muzzle from her pillow. "Because you really do things for her you don't do for other ponies, and that's saying something."

Applejack protectively wrapped her hoof around Rainbow's neck, stroking through her mane. "Rainbow's my mare."

"Mmm..." Rainbow rumbled, nuzzling gently into the stroking of her mane. "I totally am when you pet me like that."

Fluttershy squeaked, hiding her muzzle behind her wing. "I... well..."

"I'd love to see a live demonstration of aerial kissing," Twilight said, clopping her forehooves together. "Not that I can apply this to my current relationship with Macintosh, but for... because I want to see it. That's reason enough."

"Have ya lost your mind, Twilight?" Macintosh said. "Stealin' drugs from Granny?"

"For all intents and purposes, Maccie, yes." Twilight adjusted herself on her bed, using his forearm as a pillow and his hind leg as a leg rest, considering he took up all of the bed. "You have no idea how much pleasure went through my body yesterday, and I can tell you that the drugs in me only add to that, and they feel fantastic."

She whickered contently, nuzzling her snout into his side. "Oh this will be a great study on prescription drug abuse! And it's all thanks to you, Macintosh."

Rainbow glanced at Applejack. "And us, but hey, I guess when you date an Apple, benzo's and alcohol go hoof-in-hoof, right?"

Applejack punched her hoof into the back of Rainbow's neck, happy at the sudden wheeze of Rainbow choking on her cough drop. "I think ya need to cut back on the drugs 'n sex, Twilight. I mean, ya stole drugs."

"Except for the ones Fluttershy semi-legally gave her!" Pinkie giggled. "We can't forget about those."

"Those... half count," Applejack grumbled. "But ya gotta stop with this penis sexin'. It ain't doin' your body 'n mind any good."

Fluttershy retracted her wing. "But... sex can do wonderful things to a body and mind. Such as-"

"Make me not think about what happened last night," Applejack yelled. Fluttershy cowered underneath the bed at the volume of her voice. "And not think about ya havin' a crush on my filly. Although... if I have to admit it, seeing Twilight high like this reminds me a lot of Brayston a year ago."

"You mean when she made out with that random Stalliongradi dude?" Rainbow giggled. "She put a lot of tongue into that. You'd never think Twilight could kiss like that, so who knows what Fluttershy is like."

Rainbow's wings shot up from behind her back at her words, the blush across her muzzle matching Fluttershy's own as Applejack stared hellfire at her. "I... uhh..."

"Oh oh oh, I know what her kissing is like!" Pinkie bounced excitedly from her pillow fort. "There was this time when we took a really deep hit from her bong, and the next thing I knew was that we were kissing on her carpet. Best bong hit ever."

"I thought y'all were good, wholesome mares," Big Mac said, staring at Applejack. "Now I can see why my violet has become the way she is. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves."

Applejack returned his stare. "Aww hay no, don't you look at me like that, brother. Just because Dasha is a little pocket rocket-"

"Tehe," Pinkie snorted.

"-doesn't mean that the rest of us are off our rockers. Sure, Pinkie has her fun with ecstasy and LSD from time to time, 'n Fluttershy might grow the best bit of reefer this side of Equestria, 'n Rarity has the best vodka you'll ever taste, but they are good, clean mares who I love 'n care about."

"That don't help your argument at all!" Big Mac shouted.

"But it reminds me of the after party I had when I became an alicorn," Twilight tittered, pressing herself into Big Mac. "I never knew that Celestia had royal guards for private dances."

Big Mac looked down at the faintly stoned expression that was etched across Twilight's muzzle. "Did ya give her somethin' I don't know about besides Granny's sleepin' pills? Now I ain't exactly in the right mind either, but... she's actin' like she had some white lightnin' in her."

"Just the pills and puddy Fluttershy gave her," Pinkie said. "Probably not the best idea to give her after what you all did last night, but when did we ever have good ideas before?"

"Twilight's alicorn after party was a pretty good idea," Rainbow said, wiggling contently into Applejack. "I mean, it's where we realized we had feelings for each other. It just took several guards in a foursome to figure it out."

She blinked rapidly, her eyes looking around the room at her peers. "Like... last night. Are... we going to do that again? Because that kind of rocked. I mean, not now, but, you know, soon?"

Macintosh, like Applejack, was a pony of action. Something had to be done to correct what had happened in the last twelve hours. Clearly, the Elements of Harmony had been compromised, and so it was his duty to help the mare who he loved. More so in her darkest hour. There was only one proper solution to their current problem that didn't involve him taking her to the hospital with her new penis. That was a solution he was sure Equestria really didn't need to know about.

His solution was a solution that was tried and true in the extended Fruit and Vegetable family.

As always, his silent sacrifices for equinity would never go noticed.

"I hope y'all forgive me for what I'm about to do," Big Mac said solemnly. "I promise it's for the best."

"If you pee on Twilight, can you mark her when we are not here?" Rainbow gagged. "The last thing I need to smell is your pee, even if it'll wake her up."

"We ain't some Zebrican village here," Applejack snarled at Rainbow.

"Applejack!" Fluttershy glared at her. "That's an awful thing to say. Now say you are sorry, and-"

Macintosh scooped up Twilight effortlessly, laying his back on the bed as his forehooves reached down between her legs, fondling both of her current sexes. She mewled loudly in bliss at the torrent of stimulation to her sedated body, her tongue hanging out of her muzzle at the sudden fondling of both of her male sheath and outer lips.

"Hah... what... what are you doing?" Twilight slurred, looking up at Macintosh. "Just because I'm high doesn't mean that I don't know what you are doing to me. Not... not that I want you to stop, or anything."

Fluttershy's and Rainbow's wings burst from the sides of their bodies at the sudden free sex show in front of them, watching Twilight's hind legs kick at the sensations going up her spine as she was groped.

"Well that doesn't happen every day," Pinkie said. "At least in front of us." She pouted loudly. "Why can't that happen to me? I wish a nice colt would grope me randomly."

"Because you work in front of foals?" Rainbow said. "I try not to do stupid things in front of kids. Try, that is."

Applejack leaped onto her hooves, galloping over to Macintosh to dig her hooves into his shoulders. "What the buck are ya doin', Mac? Have ya lost your mind? The mare is drugged!"

"I think he's just showing us that groping ponies is something your family is good at," Rainbow said. She slowly licked her lips at the faint cries of pleasure that echoed from Twilight's mouth as her male sheathe and labia were stimulated in unison. "And I'm totally okay with this."

"Knocking her out again," Macintosh grunted, leaning down to lick his tongue down the length of her horn. "The mare needs a few days off of her hooves. Can ya think of another way? As ya said last night, sometimes, ya have to sacrifice yourself."

"Please don't stop," Twilight moaned loudly, her tail smacking onto the bed. "I can't... I can't think, and it's so good. Please, if you stop I... I..."

Macintosh was lying slightly to himself. He was enjoying this more than he thought he would, and so was his sheath at the sight of both her purple penis landing on her stomach and the bits of fluids that were dripping from her opening labia. Maybe it was the way she was quite helpless to the amount of pleasure that was jolting up her already sore body as he fondled her, his tongue dragging across the length of her horn to force her to stay awake and focused. Most likely it was something like that. And maybe it was the cute testicles that laid just above her marehood. It wasn't gay of him to like that or anything.

Applejack bit her bottom lip. "This... this ain't-"

"If you tell him to stop, I will send four thousand pounds of force through a pencil thin beam of magic straight through your prefrontal cortex, Applejack," Twilight neighed. "So nopony is bucking stopping this until I cum."

Applejack galloped backwards into Rainbow at the sound of Twilight's voice ringing in her ears. She fell on top of Rainbow, her hat falling off of her muzzle at the shock wave of sound that didn't exactly make her feel fantastic at trying to protect Twilight.

"Yeah, she must be kinda enjoying it," Rainbow snorted, patting Applejack's stomach.

Applejack hadn't asked for this.

She hadn't asked to be trapped in a bedroom watching her best friend getting fondled by her older brother. She hadn't asked to watch Rainbow and Pinkie Pie enjoying themselves at the free pep show they were given. It was only made worse as Fluttershy's own interest in the events was growing with every passing second.

"Aren't you sore from what you two did last afternoon?" Fluttershy said. She adjusted herself, ever so slowly sliding herself beside Pinkie Pie, attempting to at least show some form of dignity and meekness. And yet, try as she might, her forehooves moved between her inner thighs, pressing gently into the inner folds of her marehood. "Not... ahh.. not that I don't... mind if you two continue, if you don't... please... can you keep on going?"

Macintosh's hoof pressed its hardened tip underneath Twilight's shaft, smearing the growing purple length in a layer of its sticky pre. "She's got a lot of drugs 'n her, and I can't think of anything else I can do other than sex them out of her and we bring her back to normal. Give her a few days."

"But... isn't sex full of lots of chemicals and stuff I can't pronounce?" Rainbow said. "I just-"

Pinkie shoved her hoof inside of Rainbow's muzzle. "Don't ruin this for us, Dashie. It's a free porno. Staring Twilight with a penis. How much better can you get?"

Applejack tried to ignore the concept of watching Macintosh and Twilight - now supporting a throbbing erection above her marehood - being arousing in any way. And yet... she couldn't stop watching. For curiosity sake, of course. She didn't find the growing ebony length of Big Macintosh's penis rubbing between Twilight's back, rump, and thigh to be something enjoyable. That would be silly.

"Sometimes, a stallion has to defend his mare from herself," Big Mac grunted, stroking up and down her inner thighs and labia with his forehooves. "And that... might mean doing things I don't fully want to do."

"Looks like an awful lot of strugglin' ya're doing there, Big Mac," Applejack grumbled. "Real struggle ya got goin'-"

Applejack's body tightened as she felt Rainbow's hoof tip press between her legs and rub at her black netherlips, rapidly circling around the inner folds of her sex. Whatever sarcasm she was about to give was melted by the stimulation to her vagina and the gentle curling of Rainbow's hoof tenderly rubbing at her folds. With one quick motion, she was broken by her mare.

She hated it, and yet loved it at the same time.

"You are so doing me, Big Mac," Twilight panted, her penis dripping thick trickles of pre down its length. Her eyes turned toward the slow kissing session that Rainbow and Applejack seemed to have wandered into as Rainbow fondled Applejack from behind. "I... oh, buck, I think my vision just blurred out for a second. D-d-dopamine flush there."

Macintosh spun Twilight around on his lap, his hoof pressing her drooling member onto her stomach as he looked down at her. "I think you need to stay awake for this one, violet."

"I'm very awake right now," Twilight laughed, her forehooves scratching through his chest fur and the muscles underneath. "Oh... I am very awake, stud."

Macintosh snorted down at her, his nostrils flaring to take in the scent of her combined arousal that permeated the air around them. It only fueled his own resolve to pleasure her, and maybe himself in the process.

Selflessly, of course.

"You'll be even more so after this," he said, his forehooves giving her cutie marks a firm squeeze. "It might hurt a bit, but'll keep ya down for several days."

Twilight blinked. "What are you talking about?" she said. "We've had sex plenty of times before this. Can't you just-"

There were several things that happened to Twilight that made her cry out in ecstasy. His hooves reaching down to rub her clitoris was one of them. He seemed keen on making true on his promise of mentally numbing her, so she might as well enjoy the process. If it meant her own hoof reaching toward her penis to stroke down the flared tip, then it did.

She didn't expect to feel his penis pushing into her tailhole though.

She expected it to hurt more. A lot more. Surprisingly, it didn't.

Maybe it was the fatigue she had. Maybe it was the drugs and magical drain on her body that was sedating her. Maybe it was the pre-cum that caked his penis. Or maybe it was the fact that she had forgotten that equines had soft, squishy anuses. She wasn't exactly at her intellectual best currently.

It didn't matter. With the way his hoof joined her own in stroking up and down the length of her penis as his shaft slid inside of her pucker, all she could think about was the raw amount of pleasure that was going through her body. The heat and width of his flared tip pressing apart her pucker as it slipped inside of her withers was a pleasure she wasn't expecting to be so grand. So... sinful.

It was incredible, and she didn't care that a large, wide, thick shot of her own pre-cum splattered across her nose in a crystal clear line of goo. Her tongue reached out to lick at the strand of nectar that hung over her snout, letting the sweet flavor melt on her tongue.

She opened her eyes again to look up at Macintosh as he slowly pushed himself inside of her, her tongue hanging out of her muzzle drunkenly at the pleasure that went from the tip of her penis all the way down her tailbone and up her spine. He could see she was loving it, for sure, basking in the new sexual experience. It was her, not him, who pressed herself down onto his shaft, burying the length inside of her rump.

He smiled down at her, wincing once at her squeeze of his penis with her muscles. "Somepony is enjoyin' this," he said through a grunt, digging his hooves into her thighs.

"So says the colt leaking inside of me 'selflessly'," Twilight laughed. "You seem to be enjoying this as much as I am."

He grunted again, pressing the base of his penis fully inside of her pucker, biting his bottom lip as her anus squeezed onto him again. "Maybe... maybe not as much as your friends."

She glanced at her four friends that had decided that the sight of her being anally bucked and masturbated was too much for them to contain their own arousal. And perhaps, their secret and newly awoken voyeurism.

Applejack and Rainbow had unsurprisingly turned their make-out session into something more intense, their forehooves stroking up and down their sides as they fondled each other. Rainbow was intent on utterly abusing her extra appendages, her wings going between Applejack's legs to curl its longest nubs inside of her vagina. Whatever morality of common decency Applejack had left was gone at the stimulation to her folds, a sharp gasp of pleasure escaping out of her lips at the wing fingering her sex.

What Twilight had not expected was for Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie to be pleasing each other.

Maybe they were in a relationship Twilight did not know about, or most likely they had become caught up in the heat of the moment. All Twilight knew was that the two more 'normal' Elements of Harmony were no longer such.

She couldn't hear what Pinkie was whispering into Fluttershy's ear, but by the cries of delight that echoed from Fluttershy's mouth and the flow of her juices that caked Pinkie's hoof, it was going straight to the lustful side of Fluttershy's brain.

Twilight looked back up at Big Macintosh, huffing as she gently moved his penis in and out of her tight, soft purple tailhole. Her body was hugging onto his shaft on reflex as his hoof continued to stroke her leaking member with her own. It felt so incredible it wasn't just the new feeling of his penis inside of her rump. It was... everything.

She never knew it would be this much fun. She never knew that the concept of watching four of her best friends fondling each other could be so arousing. That being in a room full of ponies having sex would trigger a feral yearning inside of her that her rational mind could not explain. It was illogical for her to get aroused at seeing her closest friends - if not her herd sisters - pleasuring themselves.

Or... was it?

Were ponies not a polygamist culture in the past? Were they not sealing the bonds they had created with each other in their own sexual herd. Shouldn't she, as the lead mare of the Elements, be happy that they were growing closer on a more intimate level?

She was, and it made her sex drive go wild.

She couldn't stop panting. Her saliva was dripping out of her mouth and onto her own neck at the sight and smells of sex around her. She was wide awake, and yet the hollow calls of her former highs only made her current one that much more wonderful.

It was madness. The last day and a half had been madness, and had changed everything.

She watched Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow, and Pinkie try a far more intimate level of friendship than they had ever done before. How couldn't she watch? She usually had an exceptional ability to shunt distractions, but to pull her eyes away from her friends stroking each others bodies? That was asking too much from her. Asking for the impossible. For her to pull her eyes away and not enjoy the sight of her four best friends suckling up the cum that dripped between their thighs, wings, and hooves was a request she could not, and would not, do.

Big Mac's thrusting was picking up speed. The heat between her insides and his penis was a warm fire that burned up her groin with every rub of their bodies coming together. The sticky pre-cum that followed his every thrust added a wet stimulation inside of her withers the likes of which she had never experienced before. And yet, she wanted to feel it again. And again. And again.

Her tailhole squeezed onto his penis on instinct, suckling onto his shaft and rubbing down the veins that pulsated inside of her. Her anus contracted around his length as her own shaft twitched from his caresses, a never ending drool of her own pre dripping down her shaft adding another layer of pleasure that sent dopamine rushing to her brain.

What had once been her four friends being split into two pairs had become a foursome of their hooves rubbing between their legs and their tongues licking up the saliva and juices that they brought up to their muzzles. It didn't matter who licked or rubbed off who. Eventually they were rubbing and tasting each other, Rainbow tonguing Pinkie's folds as she gasped in bliss, her hooves digging into Rainbow's mane in return.

Twilight tried to focus onto something other than the sex that permeated the room. Something to zone her out and keep her stamina going. Surely, she could have thought of some equation to block out the images of Applejack's hoof flickering over Fluttershy's clitoris. Something to push away the whinny of delight that called from Fluttershy's throat as Applejack suckled onto the end of her wings.

No. It only made Twilight's own wings expand from the sides of her body and lay beside her frame as Big Mac thrusted inside of her tailhole, the growing sound of their wet groins slapping in the air filling her ears.

There had to be something Twilight could do. Something. Something...

Big Mac had begun to rapidly stroke down the pre drenched tip of her penis without Twilight's consent, smearing her member with a thick glaze as she stroked herself off well.

She didn't ask for this. She didn't-

She broke.

She cried out in pleasure at the climax that rocked her body, her mouth opening wide as her lungs called out her pleasure to the world. Her penis contracted and pulsed in orgasm, sending her own cum into and onto her face. There was nothing she could do about it. Her body was comatose at the pleasure crippling her as she splattered her muzzle with sperm and her nostrils were forced to smell her own cum. She was forced to feel line after line of her jizzum splash her face and mane.

The vibrations of his thrusting was throwing off the aim of her penis, and yet, she did not care. Was this how Applejack and Rainbow felt yesterday? She wasn't concerned about the jizz that was dripping down her horn, sticking to her bangs, sliding down her ears, and crawling down her cheeks. They didn't seem to care then either, and she could now understand why.

It had to be that primal craving that was thrumming in her heart. That wild scent of sex that went directly into the back of her brain and wouldn't go away. Couldn't go away. It was a part of her now as much as her organs and limbs.

Her orgasm was only made stronger by Macintosh's groaning into his own climax. The amount of squeezing onto the base of his penis was too much for him to handle. The warm, thrumming insides of her rump broke him as much as he broke her. He buried his penis inside of her tailhole as he came. Large, thick, heavy gushes of his cum splattered the insides of her body and sticking to her inner walls.

"Big... Maccie..." It was the most coherent thing Twilight could say as her orgasm and his own left her blank. She felt his cum swell up her rear, oozing out of her body to pool on the base of her tail as his thick jizzum clung inside of her withers. His hooves had squeezed her cutie marks tightly, turning them red as he impaled himself inside of her purple plot.

The hormonal rush of her post-orgasm fatigue began to set in, her head collapsing onto the bed as her lungs attempted to pump as much oxygen as she could into her body. She needed it desperately.

She looked down at herself, her mouth and throat having enough energy to let loose a small chuckle at her own image. Her former self before she moved to Ponyville would have been disgusted at the sight. That more innocent Twilight didn't know what she was missing.

It wasn't just the cum that was dripping down the length of her penis: It was where it had landed on her body. Her once purple fur had become deeply saturated in foal batter, blobs of pearl cream pooling on her neck, chest, and stomach. It was made worse by the large strings that had been shot over her once majestic wings. Her large, almost angelic wings were now lined with wads of sperm that clung to her feathers and dripped down her wing membranes and bones in a bubbling stream of white gloop. She couldn't lift up her wings if she tried. The strain of her orgasm only allowing her to make them faintly twitch, despite the itching they had with all of the warm cum that splattered down them.

As for her muzzle? She could feel her cum collect in her scalp and drip down her once cute bangs, her left eye closed from the amount of sperm that had been shot over it. Her mouth could taste nothing but the magical sperm that had collected on it and stained her tongue white, what advanced magic that was used to create her penis having casted a very real flavor of cum on her lips, the musky flavor a thick base taste on her throat.

And yet, with one wet and messy lick of her saliva and sperm dripping tongue, she knew one thing for certain.

She loved it.