
Oh Bloody Hell...
A Hitch Hiker ends up in Equestria after partying hard on Earth with is Human pals, now he has to deal with making pony pals on a predominately pre-engineered-flight capable planet.
Kyle, an alien hitch hiker, who has a horribly overused name. Whats a common day for a guy like him?
A common day for a hitch hiker; wake up, find a ride, land on a planet, find a place that sells alcohol, get drunk, make new friends, get into trouble with new friends. Rinse, wash, repeat.
It was just another day in the life. Then, all the sudden, a fight with some creeps in costumes and boom, a voice in his head, his pajamas, bathrobe, and towel. And to make things even better, he was on an uncharted planet! Now he has to deal with the local-yokels while he waits for a pick up from yet another stranger so he can go back to his routine.
Stuff happens to say the least.





2454 words: Estimated 12 minutes to read
1 Chapter:
- Oh Hell... 2014-04-15 22:42:17 UTC2454