We continue where we left off. Pinkamena Diane Pie has returned to Ponyville and is now disquised in the form of Pinkie Pie. She is taking her new friend, Franklin to meet Princess Twilight Sparkle. So that she can try to have Franklin changed into a pony, so that he can live out the rest of his days in Equestria, with her. Since he is now a suspect, wanted for murder in the human world.

They snuck all the way to the library, taking the back rout, behind all of the houses and buildings. A rout Pinkie knows all too well, because it was the same way that, she took when collecting victims and disposing of bodies. They soon arrived at the library and Pinkie took a good look around, before she knocked on Twilight's door.

As soon as Twilight opened the door. She looked Pinkie, dead in the eye, and said. "Yes Pinkamena, what the hell is your problem now?"

"Oh silly, it's me Pinkie Pie. Come on Twilight, can't I have any clean fun anymore?" Pinkie asked, smiling.

"Un huh. Let me guess, you finally got laid and now you're all happy and bubbly inside." Twilight said, sarcastically.

"Twilight, what the fuck is your problem, or are you just jealous of me for once? I do have a little problem, that you might be able to help me with though. I need to turn a human into a pony, permanently." Pinkie said.

"Pinkie, that is the stupidest thing, I think, I have ever heard you say, and that's saying a lot! Oh fine, so where is this smelly ape anyway?" Twilight asked.

"Hold on Twilight, he is hiding over here." Pinkie said, before she took a good look around and called Franklin over to her, before they all went inside. He takes one good look at Twilight, but is able to keep his composure and his mouth shut at the same time. Then Twilight starts looking him over, as she is also using some of her magic to scan his body. She then spreads her wings and walks up to face him.

Twilight starts to sniff Franklin, as she starts to look a little puzzled. "Why do you two smell like sex and alcohol? Oh fuck it, never mind, I don't even want to know." She said, but Franklin couldn't help it anymore, and he started to laugh. "What's so damn funny, monkey boy? Don't forget you are addressing a royal alicorn Princess. I have enough magic to turn you inside out, shrink you to the size of a flea, or just plain make you explode into a million pieces." Twilight said, glaring at him.

"Oh shit! Sorry, your royal highness." Franklin said, apologetically.

"There, was that so hard? Now, I can certainly turn you into a pony, but that spell only last for a few days, but with the right potion. I can make the change permanent. However, I would really have to think about it." Twilight said.

"Damn it Twilight, I'll give you one good reason! If you don't help us, then I'll just have to make you into baked goods again!" Pinkie screamed.

"Pinkie, you fucking idiot! Do you realize, that is an empty threat, seeing how you are completely unarmed! I should just kill you where you stand, for making a threat like that, but you do make a valid point. I have, after all, kept Princess Celestia from finding out about you, and Princess Luna would be very angry if I killed you, seeing how you have done several contracts for her in the past. Oh, what the hell, it's been too long, since I've seen you like this Pinkie. I guess a little sex is all it took, to get your mind off of murder." Twilight said.

"Perhaps, you should let him give you a little demonstration, before you turn him into a stallion. It's safer that way, since he is a different species and all." Pinkie said.

"Hay, what are you, my pimp?" Franklin asked, as Twilight started to blush.

"Well, it sure has been a while, but what can he do that a stallion can't?" Twilight asked, while breathing heavily.

"Well, I can stick my arm in your cunt and tickle it with my fingers, from the back clear to the front." Franklin said. "Besides, Pinkie here shot all over the place, when I did it to her."

Twilight started shaking from head to tail. "Um damn! Pinkie, I think I'll be borrowing you friend for a little while." She said, before she used her magic, grabbed Franklin and dragged him upstairs. A few seconds later all you could hear, was all sorts of moaning and groaning coming from Twilight's bedroom.

"Damn. Who would of thought, that Franklin, would become such a wanted man slut in Equestria?" Pinkie laughed. "Oh well, if it is enough to get Twilight to help us become a couple together, then who am I to complain? Oh, hi Spike! Um, you definitely don't want to go upstairs right now." Pinkie said, as Spike was walking through the front door.

Spike just stands there and listens for a while. "Oh shit, now who is she fucking up there? I swear, this is the fourth time this month alone." He said, angrily.

"What! I didn't know that she was a slut! Well, I knew that Celestia and Luna were, but not Twilight. I guess, royalty truly does have its privileges." Pinkie said, excitedly.

"Pinkie Pie, you have no idea. I have to put up with this shit constantly." Spike said. Later you could hear water running upstairs, as Franklin and Twilight were washing themselves off, then Twilight came downstairs with a huge smile on her face.

"Well, as soon as he is done cleaning himself off, we will get started on that little spell." Twilight said.

Before Pinkie said, rudely. "Twilight! Spike, told me about you, you little slut! I didn't know that you were fucking every stallion in Ponyville!"

"Pinkie, calm down! It was only one stallion, but don't you dare tell Applejack, that I'm sleeping with her brother. Besides have you see the size of the cock on him, it's HUGE! Oops, damn it!" Twilight said, before blushing in embarrassment, as Pinkie's mouth drops wide open in disbelief.
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Soon after Franklin came back downstairs, Twilight was already preparing a spell to use on him. "Alright Franklin, I have just one question for you. Unicorn, Pegasus, or Earth Pony, and sorry but no, you can't be all three like me? However, I do suggest that you choose to be a unicorn, because their magic is almost like having hands, trust me I know. I was turned into a human once, and in some cases magic, is a lot better than hands." She said, before she started juggling ten books at once, just to prove her point.

"Well Princess, I would be foolish to choose anything other then unicorn then. Although, I always wanted to be able to fly, but since I can only choose one. I choose to be a unicorn, final answer." Franklin said, cautiously.

"Well alright, you old pervert. Take off all of your clothes and stand completely still, and prepare yourself. This will hurt quite a bit as well." Twilight said. She lights up her horn and the magical aura around her kept getting brighter and brighter, until the entire room was completely lit with the blinding light of her magic. Then a huge ball of magic strikes Franklin, as he begins to scream in extreme pain, as you start to hear bones popping and flesh stretching and tearing. Then suddenly the ball of magic fades away, and Franklin in now a dark green unicorn with a brown and black mane and tail, his cutie mark is that of an army master sergeants stripes.

"Oh, fuck that hurt! That was worse than the time I got hit by a car!" He yelled, and then he started to look at himself. He first looked at his hooves, and then Twilight sat a mirror in front of him. "Oh thank you Princess." He said, as he was now looking at himself in the mirror. He finally turned to see his cutie mark, as he smiled proudly. "That's right damn it, I'm still an army guy at heart. Ha, I even look like camouflage! Oh wait, just one more thing." He said, before he looked at his penis. "Wow look at the size of that huge hog! Hay, Pinkie do you want to take a test ride?"

"Maybe later Franklin." Pinkie said, staring at it, as she raises her eyebrows and gives him a seductive smile, before she gives him a long loving kiss. About a minute or two later, he realized something and was giving Pinkie a strange look. "What's wrong Franklin are you feeling alright?" Pinkie asked.

"To be honest, I feel much younger, why is that Princess Twilight?" Franklin asked, as he turned to face Twilight.

"Well, since I had to remake your body, I just figured, why not." Twilight said. "Now you are about the same age as us, you know early to mid 20's. Besides, I also found a couple of diseases in you, that I wasn't familiar with and I had to completely flush your entire being clean of them, in order to be able change you. In short, I may have saved you from certain death, other then age."

"Thank you Twilight. I already knew that I was slowly dying of cancer and liver disease. I should have told you that earlier, after all I was 70 years old, and most humans don't live much longer then that." Franklin said, as he tried to give Twilight a hug. She refused at first, but soon gave in, after seeing the over emotional look of gratitude on his face.
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So, now that Franklin was a full blown unicorn, Twilight started to teach him how to use his magic. She started with a simple levitation spell, followed by magical manipulation. Since he once had hands, these spells came very quickly to him and were much easier than he thought. "Are you sure you've got this Franklin?" Twilight asked.

"Hell, just give me something to write on." Franklin said, as he was already levitating a quill. So, Twilight used her magic to give him a scroll, and he was able to both hold the scroll and write with the quill at the same time.

"That's amazing!" Twilight said. "Since you once had hands, you were able to learn that spell like a pro. Well it looks like you are ready for some more simple spells." She said, so she taught him some simple basic offence and defense spells. "Alright now, hit me!" She ordered.

"What! Hit you, but this spell is supposed to explode." He said, with deep concern.

"Just hit me, damn it!" She ordered, as she stood in a charging position. So, he shot the spell straight at her head, but to his surprise it only fizzled as soon as it got close to her, and then he saw a magical bubble around Twilight, that he didn't see before. "Ha, I guess I should have told you that I was using a shield spell, but I was just testing your obedience." Twilight said, before she held up a piece of firewood with her magic. "Now hit this." She said. He used the same spell on the piece of wood, and it shattered into thousands of splinters.

"Oh shit!" Franklin shouted, in amazement.

"Not bad, for a rookie." Twilight said. "Now let's try your defense spell. I will shoot a spell at you, and you have to block it." She said.

"Um, ok." Franklin said, as he was now a little scared.

"Ok." Twilight said. "On the count of three, ready? 1, 2, 3." She fired a spell at him as he used his spell at the same time, the two spells collided with each other and cancelled each other out with a loud bang.

"Well that was cool, if not a little terrifying." Franklin said.

"Nah, what would have been cool, is if my spell would have hit you, and turned you into a chicken." Twilight laughed. "I'm just kidding, but I had you there for a second." She said, before she laughed again. "Well now that you know the basics, let's see if we can make your change a little more permanent, shall we? Then, you and little miss psyco slaughter chick here, can live happily ever after, if you want to. Frankly, I could care less. Believe it or not Franklin, I'm letting what you did for me earlier, to be my payment for me helping you, because it was so wonderful." Twilight said.

"So, is he better than Big Mac?" Pinkie asked, trying to get back at Twilight, for what she said earlier.

"Well not anymore, now he is just another stallion." Twilight said. "Now, lets go get those special ingredients, shall we?"

So they went to the Everfree Forest, to collect the ingredients needed to make the potion. Twilight described the plant to them, and the three of them started looking for it.

Franklin found a plant, like the one she described and picked it with his magic, and went back to her. "Hay Princess is this the right plant?" He asked.

"Yes. You seem to be pretty good at finding things, it's almost like this is your destiny. So, be careful you might actually belong here after all." Twilight said.

"Are you kidding. I was in the US Army for ten years, I can find target hiding in the woods from a mile away." Franklin said.

"Well whatever The US is and the target was, I'm sure you won't find any here." Twilight said, a little confused.

"The US is short for the United States of America, the country I served and lived in for 70 years, I was a soldier." He said, proudly.

"Well, so is my brother, but you don't here me bragging. He was the Captain of the Royal Guard, but now him and his wife are the rulers of their own small kingdom." Twilight said, finally bragging.

"Well God damn, is everyone in this place related to royalty?" Franklin asked.

"I keep telling you that I am a Princess, dumbass! No, I am the only one related to royalty, no one else just me." Twilight said, angrily.

"Except for the ones related to you." Franklin pointed out.

"Well, that goes without saying, duh!" Twilight said, letting out a little snort.

"Calm down Princess, I was just trying to tease you a little, that's all." Franklin said.

"Um, a little help here! Damn it! Why did I come here unarmed!?" Pinkie shouted. They ran over to find Pinkie, fighting off a manticore. She was biting and kicking it just as hard as she could, while dodging it's attacks. Franklin started to use the only spell that he knew, and hit the manticore a couple times.

"Stop Franklin, you're just pissing it off!" Twilight yelled.

"Well, are you just going to fucking stand there, or what!?" Pinkie screamed.

"I'm almost considering it!" Twilight yelled. "I'll help you on one condition!"

"Oh fuck, now what!?" Pinkie screamed, as she was dodging and other attack.

"Never kill anypony in Ponyville ever again!" Twilight demanded.

"Oh, you fucking bitch! Alright, fuck! I promise to never kill anypony in Ponyville ever again! Alright!" Pinkie screamed furiously. Then with one quick blast of magic, Twilight turned the manticore into a smoking pile of ash.

"There, are you happy now Pinkie Pie?" Twilight asked.

"Now, I wish you'd just let that damn thing kill me. Come on! Now what in the hell am I supposed to do for fun?" Pinkie asked.

"Ok fine, just stop killing our friends, and if you ever so much as even think about killing Big Mac. I'll own your head on a pike! GOT IT!!!" Twilight screamed.

"Damn Twilight, don't be so paranoid! Oh, I almost forgot. That's why Princess Celestia locked you in the Canterlot library that time." Pinkie said, now laughing loudly. "Who could forget about paranoid, Twilight Sparkle?"

"Oh, shut the fuck up Pinkamena!" Twilight shouted.

"Um, I'd hate to break up this old friend bonding thing, but you said something about only having three days to use the potion, and I don't want to be out here that long with you two trying to kill each other." Franklin said.

"Sorry!" Twilight and Pinkie both screamed, before they glared at each other some more.

"Let's just get the rest of the ingredients and get the hell out of here. I'm sure you two have a damn good reason for wanting to change Franklin into a pony in the first place, besides sex." Twilight said.

"Yes, to get even with my piece of shit nephew, that turned us into the police. It had to be him, who else knew of our secret location?" Franklin asked.

"Hay, that's right, he knew what the penalty would be for contacting the law on me, we had a deal. If he would help me, I wouldn't hurt him or his family, but if he broke the deal, than I would. Don't worry Franklin I won't harm the children, but I might kill their parents right in front of them." Pinkie said.

"No, I wouldn't even hurt his wife. I may call her a bitch and all, but in reality she is a good mother to those kids. Besides, it's not her fault that my nephew is a two timing piece of shit. Yea, I didn't tell you about that one, did I? He had been married to this woman for ten years, and the whole time he was banging some chick that he went to school with." Franklin said.
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So after they finished collecting the required ingredients, they went back to the library, and Twilight got out all of her alchemy supplies. Franklin and Pinkie watched in amazement, as Twilight mixed the ingredients and brewed them for a specific time, before filtering the solution and evaporating it down a couple of times. The process took about four hours to complete, but once she was done she had this perfectly clear bluish liquid.

"There, that was a little more complex than I expected, but I am after all, a professional. Now we need to let this cool for a while, because it is quite hot at the moment, but at least I am extremely confident that it's going to work." Twilight said.

Then she turned around to find Pinkie and Franklin kissing and making out on the floor, like they have been for the past three hours or so. "So, do you two love each other, as much as you are playing out?" Twilight asked, curiously.

"I'm just taking this opportunity to live out the life I really wanted. I was so bitter towards society after I got out of the military, and I never took the time for love and family. I hope now that I have found the right kind of love, but we'll worry about family later." Franklin said, finally opening up about his feelings.

"Now Pinkie can you find it in you, to be clean for a long while? I mean, you can't be much of a wife and a mother if you keep going around killing others all the time." Twilight said.

"Well, that's like the pot, calling the kettle black, isn't it Twilight?" Pinkie asked.

"Yes, I kill things and the occasional pony, but I don't do it for fun, I do it for"..."ingredients." Pinkie broke Twilight off in mid-sentence.

"You know that I make the best cupcakes in all of Equestria, and nopony, except for a select few, even know my trade secret. Oh, and by the way, I still have Rarity in my freezer at the bakery. You know, just in case you were wondering where she was." Pinkie said.

"Damn you Pinkamena! When in the hell did you kill her?" Twilight asked, in horror.

"Oh, about three days ago. Why, didn't Scootaloo's sudden appearance give you any clues, that I was out of town?" Pinkie asked.

"Damn you Pinkie, Scootaloo was just in here yesterday! She was looking for a book on families. Pinkie, whether you realize it or not, your so called assistant is just a little girl. That is so eager to please somepony that she is willing to help you slaughter other ponies. Hell, never mind you are both sick in the head!" Twilight screamed, before she tested the temperature of the potion. "Here Franklin, the choice is yours. If I were you, I would see just how far I could run away from this crazy sadistic pony, but I have learned that it's hard to change the mind of another." Twilight said.

"Well for what it is worth, Princess Twilight. It's either live out my life in Equestria, or life in prison on Earth. Not to mention, I am about 45 years younger now, with the memories of a 70 year old war veteran. So, Thank you again, for that." He said, as he took the beaker from Twilight, and drank all of the potion. "Wow, actually it doesn't taste half bad, kind of fruity, like berry juice." Franklin said.

"Well, your welcome. I just hope you've made the right decision." Twilight said, as she glared at Pinkie.
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That night in Pinkie's room at the bakery, Franklin and Pinkie were lying in bed talking, when Franklin asked. "Pinkie, what do you thing Twilight meant, when she said that your little assistant was just being desperate to please you?"

"Oh Scootaloo, she was the only pony that I love. She never tried to judge me, or question my methods, and well not to mention she is quite the skilled little killer herself. It's a little strange that she would be in the library looking for books on families. I mean she is an orphan after all, but I never once thought that she might see me as a mother figure. Perhaps that is why Twilight has been so mad at me recently." Pinkie said.

"Well sweet heart, I think we both have had a very strange day, today. You know like running through a porthole, to avoid the cops, before I suddenly get turned into a unicorn, by this royal pain in the ass of a princess. So please, let's just try and get some sleep." Franklin said, before he cuddled up close to Pinkie and put his hoof around her.

"Um, I don't mind sharing my bed, but could you at least get you hoof off of me." Pinkie said.

"Oh sorry, I just wanted to cuddle, that's all." Franklin said.

"Nah. Besides, this is how ponies cuddle." Pinkie said, as she turned to face him as she interlaced her legs with his and started kissing him, before she said. "You still have much to learn, but after all. This is your first night as a pony."

The next morning Pinkie woke Franklin up and told him that she was getting ready to make some breakfast, and the soon went downstairs to the kitchen. She took some of Rarity's remains and ground them up to make some of her famous cupcakes. "Wow, so that's you secret recipe for the world's best cupcakes, I love it. So, what's the special occasion?" Franklin asked, secretly disgusted.

"Today is the day we kill your nephew, I'm not even going to risk getting caught, it that hell hole of a world. I'm just going to open a porthole straight into his house and we are going to drag him into it. This will be sweet revenge indeed, and I'd bet that he would make some excellent cupcakes. I'd even get little Scootaloo to help us dissect his body. I'm sure that curious little filly would love to learn human anatomy. Besides, I'm sure she'll be here soon, there's no way she could miss hearing about us yesterday." Pinkie said, but just when Pinkie was taking the cupcakes out of the oven, Scootaloo arrived at the bakery and let herself in with her own key.

"Hay Miss Pinkamena, how was your trip? Whoa, who are you?" Scootaloo asked, in total shock when she saw Franklin.

"He is my, well my new coltfriend Scootaloo, and today we are going to kill his no account worthless piece of shit of a nephew." Pinkie said, excitedly.

"So seriously, who is he? I've never seen him before in my life?" Scootaloo asked.

"Alright little one, yesterday I was an elderly human, Pinkamena and I just got done taking a shower and getting cleaned up from a night of drinking and partying with three special, guests. When the local law enforcement came and tried to arrest us. Franklin explained.

"Aw damn, you had special guest, and I missed out on all the fun. Miss Pinkamena, I hope you brought me some souvenirs." Scootaloo said, disappointed.

"Well of course I did silly filly, but I get to keep the naughty one, ok." Pinkie said.

"The naughty one, what's that?" Scootaloo asked.

"Um well, let's just say that it's a human's, well penis and testis. Nothing you should be looking at, let's just leave it at that." Pinkie said, a little embarrassed about telling Scootaloo dismembered sex organs.

"Damn." Scootaloo snickered. "Was he still alive when you removed it?"

"Well of course he was alive, what would be the fun in removing it after he was dead." Pinkie said, with a smile.

"Damn mister, you mean that you were a human when you were watching Miss Pinkamena torturing those fellow humans. Weren't you worried that she would attack you?" Scootaloo asked.

"Well there was one moment that I actually feared for my life. That was after she had downed an entire bottle of rum and a partial bottle of whiskey, and went on a drunken rampage tearing our special guests limb for limb and sending blood and body parts flying everywhere." Franklin said, trying to scare and gross out Scootaloo.

"Wow awesome! I wish I could have been there!" Scootaloo yelled excitedly.

"Holy fuck! Pinkie this little pegasus is just as sick as you are, no wonder she is your assistant." Franklin said.

Pinkie just leaned while decorating the cupcakes and gave Scootaloo a loving hug. "I know, that's why I love her so much. Now who wants some of my special Rarity flavored cupcakes?" Pinkie asked.

"I do. I do." Franklin and Scootaloo said at the same time. Scootaloo grabbed a cupcake and gobbled it straight down, but Franklin was a little cautious of the taste and took small bites as he ate the whole thing.

"Damn she was pretty good, no wonder these are world famous cupcakes." Franklin said. "So what did she look like anyway?"

"Oh follow me Franklin, we have her pelt down here on the rack." Scootaloo said, pointing towards the basement, before he followed Scootaloo down the stairs. Soon Scootaloo was showing off Rarity's pelt, like a hunter would show off their latest trophy.

"Damn a solid white coat and deep violet mane and tail, she must have been a looker." Franklin said.

"Well she was a fashion designer and one of the most beautiful unicorns in Equestria. No she isn't dead now, she is at the boutique on the other side of the street. Miss Pikamena did tell you about the magical porthole, right?" Scootaloo asked.

"Well she may have mentioned it a time or two, and I guess that's how I got here in the first place." Franklin said.

They soon went back upstairs and Scootaloo pointed out Rarity through the window. "See Franklin, there she is safe and sound."

"Oh holy shit, she is sexy!" Franklin blurted out.

"Um, Franklin." Scootaloo said, pointing down and giving him a strange little smile.

"What." He said, before he looks too. "Ah damn it, there is always a draw back of now wearing pants. Sorry you had to see that little filly. When I was a human, I could let that go anytime I felt like it, but it looks like I'm going to have to learn how to control it." Franklin said, in total embarrassment.

"That's ok." Scootaloo said. "It's not that big of a deal in our world, we're all naked. Sometime the little colts at school have a problem with it, when the fillies are teasing them. Hell, I do it just to embarrass them, about wanting to be my coltfriend." Scootaloo said.

"You do realize that you're only about 7 years old. You shouldn't be doing things like that at your age, no matter how funny it is." Franklin said.

"I know, but the colts at school know to leave me alone now. However, one time I invited a classmate to come over to play, whether they like it or not." Scootaloo said, before she gave out an evil laugh.

"Um Pinkie, did you know that Scootaloo was torturing and killing fillies down there?" Franklin asked, very concerned.

"Um, no. Scootaloo, who did you kill?" Pinkie asked.

"Diamond Tiara." Scootaloo said.

"Oh, ok. Well, whatever you did to her, I'm sure the fucking little bitch deserved it." Pinkie said. "After all, she was one of the meanest bullies you ever had to face." She said. "Oh, and speaking of killing someone, Franklin it's time." Pinkie said, as her hair flattened back out, and she became Pinkamena once more.
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So we now join Pinkamena and Franklin in the basement of Sugarcube Corner. Pinkamena has already gathered a few weapons and they are ready to go through the porthole. Pinkamena adjust the porthole so that it is just inside of Stevens house, and noticed that he was dressed in a uniform and getting ready for work. "Now's our chance." Pinkamena said and they jumped through the porthole and right in front of Steven.

"Oh fuck, it's you again! Um, I wasn't the one that turned you in um, I swear!" Steven said, in fear.

"You lying bastard, I know it was you." Franklin said.

"Holy shit!" Steven said, as he looked at Franklin. "What the hell happened to you Uncle?" He said, as began to laugh.

"Oh, one of the Princesses, in Pinkamena's world is quiet a talented sorcerous. She even gave me the option of being a unicorn, before she taught me how to use magic." Franklin said, as he uses his magic to grab Steven and levitates him off the floor, as Pinkamena starts laughing. "Well, like it of not nephew you are coming with us, besides you were the only other one, that knew of our secret location yesterday." Franklin said.

"Ok it was me, damn it, but so what. It was supposed to end there. You were supposed to go to jail for the rest of your life, and you, you pink psychopath! They should have filled you with so much lead, that you should have gained a hundred pounds!" Steven shouted.

"Yes Steven, but you forgot one important thing. I can place a porthole anywhere in the universe, I repeat anywhere. As soon as we heard the cops show up, we just walked right out of there like it was nothing. I'd bet, that they were really pissed, when they found that place completely deserted. Aw damn, that reminds me, we left the booze. That's not cool, now I'm in morning for the booze! Ah-ha!" Pinkamena said, before she ran to the refrigerator and grabbed all of Steven's rum and vodka. "Hell yea, looks like I'm having a party tonight."

"Aw fuck, Pinkie my dear. Just go easy on it this time, alright." Franklin said, very worried, about a repeat of the other night.

"Fuck that, I'm getting started right now!" Pinkamena yelled, before she ripped the cap off the bottle of rum and downed the entire bottle. She let out a scream as it burned all the way down, as she smashed the bottle on the floor. "Damn that's some good shit!" She screamed.

"Hell, it should be that was a $50 bottle of rum!" Steven shouted.

"Pinkie, let's just get the fuck out of here before that shit kicks in." Franklin said, a little panicked.

"Right, good thinking, my friend." Pinkamena said. So, they got ready to go through the porthole, but not until Pinkamena grabs something out of the fridge. "Hay I gotta have the bacon." She said, before they jumped through the porthole and into the basement of Sugercube Corner.

"So Steven, welcome to Equestria, home of a bunch of fucked up crazy ponies like me." Pinkamena said, as she was already drunk by the time they arrived, and was getting worse as she spoke. "Hay Scoots, get your little plot over here! See this large pink primate over here, do you want to know what they look like inside? The fucking things look just like us, it's boring! So, I have a better idea, why don't we get these ridiculous looking clothes off of him and let's give him the rapist treatment, shall we?" She said, staggering around, before she remembered something. "Oh, that's what is in my, a bottle, yea the booze." She said, as she rips the cap off of that bottle, as well and takes a few long gulps. "Oh fuck, that shit burns! What the hell is it? She looks a the bottle. "V O D K A. Oh yea vodka, that's Russian for, fuck you up!"

"Well, no arguments there. I guess, I shouldn't have told you, where that stuff comes from." Franklin said. Pinkamena sets the bottle on a table, as she stood there for a few minutes, swaying from side to side. Franklin made sure his nephew was tied down properly. when he looked to Scootaloo, who thought this was the coolest thing, was surprised when Franklin said. "Scootaloo we have to get the out of here now!"

"Why?" Scootaloo screamed.

"You don't want to be anywhere near Pinkamena, when she's this damn drunk!" Franklin yelled, as he panicked, Scootaloo took his word for it. As soon as they got to the stairs, they looked back, and all you could hear was screaming and laughter, but all you could see was blood and flying body parts.

"Oh, why?" Scootaloo cried as her mouth trembled. "Miss Pinkamena, why?" She started crying from fear and disbelief.

"That's why this shit has to end Scootaloo, do you honestly think it's healthy for anyone to do this kind of thing, and there be no consequences for it?" Franklin asked.

"So, killing and slaughtering are wrong?" Scootaloo asked.

"Hell no. drinking. She is perfectly sane when she is sober, but once she is drunk, look the fuck out!" Franklin said.
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After a few tense moments, Franklin went back down the stairs. He looked back to see Scootaloo, still sitting on the middle step and gently crying, before he looked at Pinkamena. "Pinkie, hay Pinkie Pie. It's your friend Franklin." He said.

Pinkamena slowly turns around, with the knife in her hoof, still dripping with blood. "Franklin? What have I done? We were going to make cupcakes out of him, but I can't find him." Pinkamena said, almost like she was in a trance.

"Pinkie, it's alright. Just set the knife down, and we can get you cleaned up." Franklin said, as he is confused by her strange behavior.

"Yes I would like that." She said as she dropped the knife. "But I feel strange." Pinkie said as she turned to face him. Franklin looked her over, but couldn't see very well in the dim light.

"Hay Scootaloo, is there another light down here? I think something is very wrong, with Pinkie." Franklin said, as he was starting to panic.

"Yea, I'll be right down!" Scootaloo said, as she turned on the others lights in the basement.

shortly after the lights come on Franklin could see that something was definitely wrong with Pinkie. "Oh God Pinkie no!" He screamed as he quickly grabbed her up and laid her on the other table. "Oh Pinkie! She must have accidently stabbed herself in the drunken rage, Scootaloo." Franklin said, as he was trying to clean her wound, to see just how bad it really was, as he was fighting back the tears.

Fortunately the wound wasn't too bad, considering the size of the knife, and the fact that she tried to stop as soon as she felt it. The wound however was large enough to require stitches though. "Well this is going to be a real test of my magic." Franklin said, as soon as the thought entered his head. "Scootaloo, bring me a needle and thread, I am going to attempt to sew up this cut." He said, as Scootaloo quickly returned. Franklin grabbed the bottle of vodka and cleaned the wound the best he could, before he carefully sewn the wound up.

Then Franklin and Scootaloo cleaned her up the best they could, and he carried her on his back and placed her in their bed, for her to rest up from her ordeal. He then returned to Scootaloo. "Well Scootaloo, is there anything salvageable from the body?" He asked, but as soon a he saw her, he was surprised to see her stripping meat from the bones and collecting a fair portion of usable meat. "Wow, Scootaloo. You really are good at this, I was afraid that there wouldn't be anything worth saving. Even though this is my own nephew. Well it's official, I'm am now just as sick and twisted as the both of you." Franklin said, as he was helping her clean up the blood and some of the unusable parts and placing them in a bag along with the bones. "So how do you dispose of bodies here, anyway?" Franklin asked Scootaloo.

"Oh, well we normally dump them in the Tuataras, why?" Scootaloo asked I a little confusion.

"Wait, what. I thought that was part of Greek mythology on Earth." Franklin said.

"What are you talking about? What is Greek and earth is dirt." Scootaloo said. it total confusion.

"Well Scoots, never mind, sorry I even asked. However if Equestria's Tuataras is anything like the one mentioned in Greek mythology, then is has something to do with demons in a bottomless pit being guarded my another creature. Does any of that sound familiar?" Franklin asked.

"Wow, how did you know? Oh and it's guarded by a giant three headed dog in our world." Scootaloo said.
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A couple hours later Franklin went to check on Pinkie, and found that she was suffering from a hangover, but she really wasn't too concerned about her cut yet. "What happened Franklin, all I could remember was a sharp pain in my side and you laying me on a table, every thing else is too foggy?" Pinkie asked.

"Well Scootaloo and I were watching you chop the body up and you were laughing the whole time, but all of the sudden it got really quiet. I came down and you were just standing there still holding the knife, we turned on the other light and that's when we noticed that you were injured." Franklin said.

"Oh shit, I have to finish the job, I need to clean up the mess, I...." Pinkie was interrupted by Franklin.

"You don't have to do anything love. Scootaloo and I already took care of it, matter of fact we even cleaned you up, if you remember?" Franklin said.

"No I can't remember, that's the problem." Pinkie said.

"Well then no more booze for you, at least not a whole fucking bottle at a time. A glass of two is fine, but you get way too crazy when you have had too much. Remember those guys in the abandoned hospital, and what you turned them into? You just kept hacking at them until there was nothing left to hack at, and when you are like that Scootaloo and I are both afraid that you would turn to one of us and do the same." Franklin said, as he was gently crying.

"I would never hurt the ones I love!" Pinkie cried out.

"Are you absolutely sure about that?" Franklin asked, as he pointed to her wound. "You could have just as easily killed yourself today, and I cannot live with out you!" Franklin cried out, as they gave each other a long tearful hug.

They stayed in their embrace for a long while, until Franklin decided to call out. "Hay Scootaloo come here a minute!"

"Hay Miss Pinkamena, how are you feeling?" Scootaloo said, as soon as she saw Pinkie.

"Oh Scootaloo thank goodness you're alright, and please just call me Pinkie from now on." Pinkie said, before she gave Scootaloo a loving hug as well.

"Hay I just remembered, who wants to make some Steven flavored cupcakes?" Franklin asked.

"Oh hell yea!" Pinkie shouted, before wincing in pain.

"But what about Rarity, we still have about 40 pounds of meat left from her?" Scootaloo asked.

"Hell with it, lets spent the rest of the day baking cupcakes, and tomorrow we can have a special cupcake sale, it will be great." Franklin said, laughing.
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So they soon started baking and in a few hours they had almost every tray rack in the bakery filled. Neither of them realized how late it was getting, and suddenly they heard a knock on the door. "Hell this place has been closed for hours, how the hell could that be?" Franklin asked.

"Um Franklin, as late as it is, it can only be one pony, Princess Luna." Pinkie said as she quickly ran for the door and opened it. "Sorry Princess Luna, we were busy with the cupcakes." Pinkie said, apologetically.

"I see Pinkamena, so how is it going these days hmm?" Princess Luna asked. "I've heard from a reliable source that you have brought a human into our world, and that rat Twilight Sparkle turned him into a pony. Is this correct?" She asked, in a stern voice.

"Damn it Princess, enough word games. I am the one you are looking for, so what the hell do you want?" Franklin asked, as Pinkie just stood there frozen with fear.

"Finally, somepony with enough balls to stand up to me. So you are the outsider, now all I want to know is, what do you want and what are you doing here in Equestria? My older sister may be over tolerant with world jumpers, but I am not." Princess Luna said.

"Um Princess, are you going to get to the point, or are you just going to continue rambling on all night?" Franklin asked.

"How dare you!" Princess Luna shouted.

"How dare I what Princess, I haven't shown you any disrespect, nor have I called you any names of threatened you in any way, I just want to know what the hell you want. Now all that I want is to be left alone to live out the rest of my years in a place that is beautiful and friendly and colorful." Franklin said. with an evil grin on his face.

"Liar, you're holding a tray of cupcakes full of pony meat. Oh, never mind this word game finally makes since, you are telling me the exact opposite of what you were saying. I like you already. As you probably know I am Princess Luna, the Princess of the Night, and you are? Princess Luna asked smiling.

"My full name if irrelevant, please just call me Franklin, your highness." Franklin said

"Yes and by the smell of you, you and Pinkamena have already mated." Princess Luna said.

"No offence your highness, but is there a super heightened since of smell exclusive to alicorns, that was two days ago and we already bathed twice since then." Franklin said.

"No. No, I am smelling your essence not your body, the two of you have a chemical bond that I can since." Princess Luna said.

Franklin started laughing. "Now that I think of it we did spend about three hours yesterday kissing and making out, and last night um this morning. Alright guilty as charged." Franklin said, with a perverted smile on his face.

"Wait, do you mean to tell me that you actually love this psychotic pony?" Princess Luna asked, in amazement. "How could anypony love somepony like her, she has murdered half of the population of this town, they seem to keep coming back, but still?" Princess Luna said.

"I love her for saving my life, and I'm not referring to our little escape from the law that morning. I was slowly dying of a disease in my world and I had nothing to live for, so I would do anything in my power to make other people's lives a living hell. Until I met her, she was the only being I had ever met that actually enjoyed what she did, and she was still able to keep her feminine charm intact while doing it. A few flirts here, a sexual joke there and since ponies are always naked, a few free shots along the way." Franklin said, while holding hooves with Pinkie, and staring into her eyes.

"So when did you manage to have sex the first time, if the two of you were supposedly killing and slaughtering, well people?" Princess Luna asked.

"There's always time to take a bath of shower afterwards to clean the gore off yourself. She was so bloody that I decided to help her, and one thing kind of led to another." Franklin said.

"Damn really." Scootaloo asked, with dreamy eyes.

"Scootaloo you little pervert, why don't you go to the other room?" Pinkie asked, in embarrassment.

"No matter it's none of my concern who Pinkamena is fucking around with, however the main reason I came here tonight was to send you on a little mission. There is this unicorn by the name of Mundane trying to steal vital information from me, concerning, well that's not really important. I want him gone, I don't care what you do to him, I just need the job done. I'll give you half now and other half after the job is done as always. Do we have a deal?" Princess Luna asked.

"Princess Luna, when did I ever turn you down for anything? That pony is as good as dead. Of course we have a deal, besides you've always paid me well." Pinkie said.

"Good." Princess Luna said. "Here are 2000 bits and the information you need, just don't fuck this one up. it is of the utmost importance! Oh and by the way don't kill anypony but them, because you'll find that I have sealed that special porthole. No since on killing somepony if they are just going to come back in a couple days." Princess Luna said, and with that she vanished into a cloud of dark blue mist and leaves in a streak of magic.

"Well that was awkward. 4000 bits just for killing one pony, what the hell?" Pinkie said.

"Why, how much does she usually pay?" Franklin asked.

"Well she usually only pays me a thousand. Damn, there must be something she isn't telling me, but I'm sure she has her reasons." Pinkie said, still trying to figure out this strange occurrence.
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As they were finishing up the cupcakes Pinkamena said. "Oh wait, I almost forgot something. Franklin there is one thing that your nephew introduced me to in your world. That's why I grabbed that package of bacon before we left. I was looking for a way of getting out of killing ponies, since it has lost it's fun and as soon as I had my first taste of bacon, the idea hit me. I can stop killing ponies and have my cupcakes too, we do have pigs in our world, so maybe I could make cupcakes out of them instead." She said, before she went to the basement and grabbed the package of bacon and went back upstairs to the kitchen.

Scootaloo just looked on, and wondered what Pinkamena was up to. "Um, Miss Pinkamena what are you doing with that strange looking meat?"

"That's simple Scootaloo, I don't want to kill ponies anymore. Well not for fun, or just to make cupcakes anymore. So, I want to try other animals to make cupcakes from, this is pig meat and it taste so good." Pinkamena said. After she mixed up a batch of bacon flavored cupcakes and placed them in the oven, the whole bakery smelled of the sweet taste of bacon. Pinkamena looked over to see that Scootaloo's mouth was starting to water. "Doesn't that smell delicious Scootaloo? This just might be the best cupcakes ever, and I didn't even have to kill it myself."

"There's just one problem." Franklin said, as he looked at the bacon wrapper. "This is hickory smoked bacon, and you are smelling the hickory. do you even have hickory trees here in Equestria?"

"Um, I don't really know. I have used maple wood smoke, to flavor pegasi wings before. That is something we're going to have to look into. Oh wait, yes we have hickory. We make wagon wheels and handles as well as other things out of it. That stuff has the weirdest smelling sap, and now that I think about it the smell is almost like this." Pinkamena said. After the cupcakes were done, Pinkamena laid them on the counter to cool, but Franklin pulled three of them out with his magic to allow them to cool faster, and then Pinkamena slapped a little icing on them for flavor and each of them tried one.

"Oh, this is the best I ever had." Pinkamena exclaimed.

"Me too!" Scootaloo said, with a huge smile.

"It's not bad, but then again I have had all kinds of meats in my lifetime. I just wish I knew how to make peperoni and salami, oh and not to mention summer sausage, now that is some good stuff." Franklin said, drooling.

Pinkamena just stood there staring at him. "You mean, there are better tasting meats then bacon?" She asked, as she too started to drool.

"Well hell yea! This is just the tip of the iceberg, so to speak. I'm going to have to go back to Earth someday, and find the recipes on how to make certain kinds of flavored meats. Ha! Ha! I can tell by the look on your face that you just can't wait." Franklin said, as her nuzzled Pinkamena snout.

"Well we better get some rest if we are going to track down this Mundane character tomorrow." Franklin said.

"Um yes, that's an excellent idea, I have no idea how late it's getting. Well good night Scoots." Pinkamena said, before she game Scootaloo a little hug, before she left. Then Pinkamena and Franklin went upstairs to her room. They climbed into bed and laid their for a while.

Then Franklin spoke. "You know Pinkie, ever since I was turned into a pony, I have been dying to try this thing out. If you know what I'm saying."

Since they were facing each other, Pinkie reaches down with her hoof and she starts rubbing it against his penis. She looks him in the eye and said. "Me too." Before she gives him a loving kiss.

"Wait, I forgot that you were injured, and I don't want to risk hurting you." Franklin said, with deep compassion.

"Well then, you just lie back and let me have the fun." With that said, Pinkie throws the blanket off of them as she flips him onto his back and crams his penis deep into her vagina.

"Oh God." He moaned , as she began to slowly move herself up and down. After about an hour of slow passionate gentle sex, they both finished and they kissed each other for a short while before she laid her head on his chest and they soon fell asleep.
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The next morning, Mrs. Cake woke to find the entire bakery filled with cupcakes and a sign on the front door saying. "Huge cupcake sale all Saturday long, get them while they last."

"Oh my!" Mrs. Cake said, excitedly. She looked around and soon noticed a small mess on the counter, so she went to grab a washrag and went over to the sink to moisten it. On her way back, since she had to walk past the stairs, she decided to go up to Pinkie's room to ask her about the sale. Not thinking, she just knocked on the door a couple of times and opened it. She was in total shock to find Pinkie lying on top of Franklin, with the clear evidence of love making between them. "Oh my Celestia!" She screamed.

Pinkie looked up, and with a sheepish grin on her face, she said. "Oh um, good morning. Yea, this is what it looks like it is."

To Pinkie's surprise, Mrs. Cake just smiled at her and said. "Well it's about time, you met the right special somepony." She smiled again, as she threw the damp washrag to Pinkie.

Pinkie just looks down at the washrag and said. "Oh yea, um thanks." As she lets out a little guilty laugh.
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Later after they cleaned up their little problem the two of them went downstairs to the kitchen, when Pinkie pulled Mrs. Cake aside and told her about their little visit last night. "So, how long do you think it will take?" Mrs. Cake asked.

"There is now way of knowing, but this is an official hit job, after all. I bring him back here only if I don't have to kill him on the job." Pinkie said, as her and Franklin went to the basement to prepare for their mission. "You know what. Fuck it, I'm taking the 44 Mag this time, and my trusty knife, for back up." Pinkie said.

"I still have my survival knife that I got back from Twilight's place." Franklin said, as he was twirling it with his magic. "I also have these throwing knives too, this should be interesting. So, do you honestly want to bring this guy back here?" He asked.

"No, I think it's time for a professional hit, one shot one kill, if all possible. I actually want this guy found, since he is a high priority target. It just might make the others think twice, about messing with Princess Luna." Pinkie said.

"What about your mane and tail, aren't you going to flatten it down?" Franklin asked, now a little confused.

"Not anymore Franklin, because my love for you is what's keeping it this way." Pinkie said, before giving him a long loving kiss. She then open the instructions that Princess Luna gave her earlier. "Well I'll be, it says that this guy has threatened to kill Princess Celestia, and make all of the evidence point towards Princess Luna. All because she has threatened to force him out of business of being a boss in the Canterlot Mafia. Oh fuck, and then, here is a description of him, and his last known whereabouts. Um, needless to say I will definitely need you help on this one Love. It's not like I'm at the top of my game right now, if you know what I mean?" Pinkie said.

"Well I'm not either, this is the first time I have really been in love, and I too have lost my edge." Franklin said.

"So what do you say? Should we just find him, pop a cap in his ass and then get the hell out of there?" Pinkie asked.

"That sounds perfect since nopony around here even knows what a gun is, and I've seen you hit targets that were over fifty yards away with that weapon." Franklin said.
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So they hid their weapons in Pinkie's saddlebags and they happily trotted through town smiling at everypony and waving, so that they didn't draw any suspicion. Almost everypony they passed hollered out to Pinkie Pie, as she is now bouncing, waving and yelling hi to everypony she sees.

"Pinkie what the hell are you doing?" Franklin asked.

"Oh silly, you didn't know me before I became a killer, this is my normal personality, at least they think so." Pinkie said.

"Oh yea, the crazy party pony, I get it now." Franklin said, laughing.

They went a few miles down the road until they got close to where a cave was at the base of the mountain, just below Canterlot. "According to the information Princess Luna gave me, this should be their hideout." Pinkie said, before they both snuck in and cautiously looked around, they hid behind a bolder and Pinkie was busy putting on her gun belt and hoof harness, as Franklin was strapping a multi scabbard to his left front leg, and he was holding his survival knife with his magic.

"Exactly how dangerous are these guys again?" Franklin asked quietly.

"It didn't say, but they don't look very impressive to me." Pinkie said, confidently. They snuck in just a little further until they came to a large cavern, where they saw several large stallions stand around some boxes and crates. You could see several suspicious items sticking out of some of he crates.

Suddenly Franklin spots their target. "Pinkie, look at the one on the far right. Do you think you can squeeze off a shot from here?" Franklin asked quietly.

"Shush." Pinkie said, quickly. As he turned to notice that Pinkie was already steading her hoof and carefully aiming for a shot. A few tense seconds later. "Blam!!" He sees the unicorn fall to the ground, lying perfectly still. The others start to run in panic, not knowing what had just happened. "Fuck it, I'm dropping a couple more, just for good measure." Pinkie said. As she fires into the crowd of panicked ponies, as you could see another one drop. She fires one more time, and a third one drops as well. Each time she fired the revolver the cave echoed loudly, frightening them even more. In the middle of their panic and confusion, Franklin and Pinkie just decided to run out of there, just as fast as they could, but they ran into the one guarding the cave entrance. He shot a couple of spells at them as they ran. So, Franklin quickly turned to face him, and grabbed one of the throwing knives, with his magic and threw it straight into the unicorns neck, and blood began to pour as the small blade pierced a major artery. They both stopped just long enough to admire the sight, before running straight into the woods.

Once their excitement subsided, they looked at each other and grinned, before Franklin gave Pinkie a long romantic kiss. "That's the Pinkie I know, a calm , cool and collected assassin." Franklin said. They looked at each other and quickly removed their weapons and placed them into Pinkie's saddlebags. They ran back towards Ponyville and Franklin stopped Pinkie, next to a cluster of flowers. "I have a brilliant idea, we are lovers, and the town thinks we are lovers, so here you go." Franklin said, before he plucked a few flowers and placed them in her mane, before he took some more flowers and smeared them on her side as he did the same to himself. "Now if the others wonder where we have been, we'll just kiss each other and tell them that we were making out in the beautiful flowers." Franklin said.

"Ooh, why lie at all then?" Pinkie said, as she shoved him into the bed of flowers as she leaped on top of him as the kissed wildly. She stopped and stared into his eyes. "Now this looks a little more convincing, don't you think?" Pinkie said, before kissing him somemore.

About an hour later they finally made it back to Ponyville and were well on their way back to the bakery, when all of the sudden, a familiar voice rang out. "Pinkie Pie, what in Equestria has gotten into you recently? I haven't seen you like this in a long time." Rarity said.

"Oh hi, Rarity!" Pinkie said excitedly, as she grabbed her and gave her a huge hug, causing Rarity to blush. "Have you met my coltfriend?" She asked, pointing to Franklin, as he smiles proudly.

"Your what? Pinkie Pie, I never would have believed it. Oh my, you're absolutely blushing." Rarity said, while laughing at Pinkie's reaction.

"Well, hello there, Rarity! Pinkie Pie here, has told me so much about you. It is so good to finally meet you at last. My name is Franklin, by the way." He said with a smile, as he gave Pinkie a little wink.

"No offence Franklin, but how could you possibly be attracted to her?" Rarity said, as she started to flirt with him.

"What did you say bitch!?" Franklin snapped at her. Rarity was now prancing around and shaking her flank at him, as she was giving him a very seductive look and kissy faces. "Stop Rarity! First off, you're not even half a beautiful as Pinkie besides, she doesn't parade herself around like a common prostitute! "I say, good day!" Franklin said, before him and Pinkie turned to walk over to the bakery, not once stopping to look back.

"Well I never! You two maniacs, stop this instant! I will not be insulted like that, do you hear me! Hay! Hay!" Rarity screamed at them.

"Rarity, shut the fuck up!" Twilight scolded her, as she suddenly appeared, from out of nowhere.

"Um Twilight, what's a prostitute?" Rarity asked, dumbfounded.

"Oh, for the love of my sanity." Twilight said, placing her hoof in her face. "Rarity, it's somepony that offers sex, for money."

"Oh damn it, how did he find out?" Rarity asked, with a worried look on her face.

"What!!!!" Twilight screamed at the top of her lungs, before shook her head in total disbelief, in Rarity's lack of intelligence.
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Then Twilight runs over to meet up with Franklin and Pinkie, but is stopped dead in her tracks by what she sees, as she thought. Why does Pinkamena look like the old Pinkie Pie, she is even bubbly and happy. "Hay you guys, wait up!" Twilight said, just as friendly as she could.

"Hay Twilight!" Pinkie said, as she turned around and gave her a loving hug, sending Twilight into shock.

"Um, Pinkie Pie, but how can this be? What is so different about you?" Twilight asked, in total disbelief.

"Um, Twilight follow us. We have to tell you something really important." Pinkie said, as Twilight followed them into the bakery and upstairs to their bedroom.

"Well now that we are away from curious eavesdroppers." Franklin said. "Um sweet hear, go ahead and tell her what you have decided."

"Ok Twilight, and before you say anything, just please hear me out. I am completely done killing ponies, except for the little jobs that Princess Luna offers me, because the money is too good to pass up on. I am now just a hired assassin. The bake sale we are having today, is to clean out my entire stock of, well you know what. However thanks to Franklin here, we will still have tasty cupcakes for sale, made from meat that doesn't involve murder." Pinkie said excitedly.

"Um, congratulations by the way, and I am proud of you, but what kind of meat are you talking about?" Twilight asked, still a little confused.

"Pork." Franklin said, "It is the most tender and tastiest meat you've ever had."

"Well. Ok, just as long as it isn't ponies. I don't care anymore, but what is pork anyway?" Twilight asked.

"Pigs!" Pinkie said excitedly. "Besides they are a lesser intelligent animal, and with my porthole, they will regenerate automatically."

"Well how do you plan on killing them, Pinkie?" Twilight asked.

"Well on earth we shoot them in the base of the skull with something like this." Franklin said, as he uses his magic to remove the 44 Mag. from Pinkie's saddlebag.

"Ok, you brought a gun to Equestria. How cleaver! You know, you could have just asked. I could have just taught you a spell that would stop their heart, and kill them instantly." Twilight said, giving Franklin an evil grin.

"You what?" Franklin asked. "Well alright, now that would be much easier, besides those bullets don't come cheap."

"You're a unicorn, duh, you can use a simple duplication spell to make more. That book is in the library by the way, along with about a thousand more spells just waiting to be read." Twilight said smiling.

"Um, but how does Pinkie use magic, I have clearly seen her do it, and she doesn't even have a horn?" Franklin asked, confused.

"She is a mystery, and a one of a kind. In short, not even Princess Celestia knows how she does it.

To be continued...
In Part 3

Author's Note

I was going to edit and proof read it, but I figured you have all waited long enough.