Breaking the Fourth Wall

by theroyalpain79

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Luna, Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Adventure, Sex, Scootaloo, Random, Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6
Length: 32839

This is the story of Pinkamena, and how her greatest low eventually leads to her final redemption.

Well, if you are familiar with the character Pinkamena Diane Pie. Then you know her, as the murdering, psychotic version of our beloved Pinkie Pie. Her journey starts out extremely dark until she meets the true love of her life, who's love actually frees her from a curse that she wasn't even aware of. She soon decides to get her friends back together again, to find out who, or what is behind the curse. Now who could possibly benefit from the mane six being separated form Princess Celestia. Find out soon if I am able to post all 5 parts of this story. Keep in mind this is roughly based on the old Tumblr asks Pinkamena Diane Pie, so anypony that dies, of an unnatural death, is returned by a magical porthole. It is a neat concept that is worth looking into. I was originally going to censor certain parts of this story, but I just figured since it is labeled Mature, consider it Very Mature. On a good note this is the worst part of the story the other parts get less and less violent as the story progresses. Hence final redemption. Now you can enjoy part 2 as well.
I will be reviewing and editing parts 1&2 shortly before I finalize the post on part 3. I do realize that there are a lot of mistakes and errors in my story and I intend to fix them. My writing skill has improve somewhat, from the release of the first two parts, and I will also redo this long description as well. Please be patient with me, I'm still relatively new at writing stories.

Published 2014-04-24 04:50:06 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-26 03:10:29 UTC

Part 1

We start our little story at Sugarcube Corner. Pinkamena is busy baking her signature cupcakes, when a strange thought occurred to her.

I've had so much fun with ponies, but I wonder what the other realms and words have to offer. After all if I keep going like this, I'll get caught sooner or later. She thought, as she took her cupcakes out of the oven and set them on the counter to cool, before she went downstairs to the basement. Where Scootaloo was busy cleaning up some of the mess, from their previous victim.

When Pinkamena asked. "Hay Scoots, would you want the rest of the week off?"

Scootaloo just gave Pinkamena a strange look. "Why would you ask such a question, Miss Pinkamena?" She asked.

"Well I just thought about laying low for about a week, and going somewhere else to have some fun for a while." Pinkamena said.

Scootaloo started to get a bit more confused, as she pointed to where they had Rarity, bound and gagged in the corner. "What about that? Are you just going to leave, with another batch of cupcakes lined up?" Scootaloo asked, angrily.

"Oh, of course not." Pinkamena said, as she rubbed her hooves together. "Oh Rarity, you didn't honestly think that I would forget about you, did you? Such arrogance." She said, as Rarity starts to mumble loudly behind her gag, as she began to panic. "Well, it's your lucky day bitch. I no longer want to torcher you, no. Instead I'll just make this quick, besides I have better things to do tonight."

With that said, she grabbed a knife from the table next to, Scootaloo and threw it across the room and straight into Rarity's heart, killing her instantly.

"Wow, good throw Miss Pinkamena!" Scootaloo cheered.

"Now Scootaloo, let's just make this quick. I want to be out of here before midnight. So, let's get this whiney bitch out of those ropes and into the tub. This shouldn't take too long, after all we've had plenty of practice." Pinkamena said, before she gives Scootaloo an evil laugh, and then they gave each other the same evil grin.
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About an hour later, they already had Rarity's body fully drained of blood and almost completely gutted, while it still lay in the tub, to make the process faster. Then Pinkamena skillfully sliced off the pelt, and was already starting to clean the blood from the beautiful white fur, when another thought occurred to her.

Why haven't we done it this way before? This is so much more fun than letting the carcass dry out before trying to clean it? Pinkamena thought, before she looks down at her blood soaked hooves and smiles wildly. "Hay Scootaloo, good thing I won't be in Ponyville for a while." She said as she shows Scootaloo her bloody hooves.

"Yea, that would be a little hard, to explain to the others." Scootaloo said, before she laughed.

They finished slicing the meat off of the carcass, and placed it into a small freezer, that Pikamena stole on one of her previous adventures to a humanoid world.

"There that should last for a week or so," Pinkamena said, "and Mrs. Cake won't have to worry about finding another victim while I'm gone."

"Well I've already placed the pelt on the rack, and the rest of the carcass is ready to be disposed of." Scootaloo said, as she points to a large plastic bag.

"Thank you Scootaloo." Pinkamena said, before she gave her a loving hug. "I don't know how, I would ever get along without you."

"Here Miss Pinkamena, I'll finish cleaning up this mess, while you get cleaned up for your little trip." Scootaloo said.

"Yes and I'll get rid of the whiney little bitch's carcass, before I leave too." Pinkamena said.

"Hay Miss Pinkamena, why do you keep saying that about her?" Scootaloo asked.

"Because, there has been times when I totally despised her. She always thought, that she was so much better then everypony else, and when you tried to tell her otherwise. She would start to bitch and moan the whole time! So, what now bitch! Is this the worst possible thing!!?" Pinkamena screamed, at Rarity's pelt as it hung on the rack, and then she started to laugh uncontrollably.

Scootaloo just stared at her and cried a little. "I never knew you felt that way about her. I just thought you liked making pony flavored cupcakes, that's all." Scootaloo said, as she was now completely terrified at seeing Pinkamena like this.

About a minute later, Pinkamena said. "I'm so sorry Scootaloo, I didn't mean to scare you." She said, as she started hugging and comforting her. "I just got a little carried away, you knew that I was just caught up in the moment. I try not to lose it when you're around, but I just couldn't help it this time. How often do we go from a live pony, to a fully processed pile of meat in less then four hours?"
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While Scootaloo was cleaning up the mess, Pinkamena snuck out of the bakery and threw the body bag in her cart. Then she ran straight to the Tuataras, and threw the bag into it. She quickly returned to the bakery and finished cleaning herself off, before she went back down to the basement and stared at her special porthole one last time.

She gave Scootaloo another little hug. "Scootaloo, have fun and please stay safe." Pinkamena said, before she grabbed her saddlebags. That she loaded earlier, with knives and other torture devices.

"Miss Pinkamena, have fun on your little trip." Scootaloo said, before Pinkamena gave her a little kiss on the forehead.

"I should be back in about a week or so." She said. before she jumped straight into the porthole.

While inside she, and she alone, has the option of choosing which world she wanted to go to. She peered through one of the open portholes and laughed to herself. "This is going to be perfect." She said, before jumping through it.

She landed in the middle of a parking lot in front of a closed shopping mall, in the real human world. She looked around and started to laugh. "Now I just need to find a place to set up shop." She said, as she started walking towards a suburban neighborhood, that she could see on the other side, of what she thought was a park.

As she walked across the grassy lawn, she quickly fell into a pit of sand that was hidden on the other side of a small hill. "What the hell is a beach doing in the middle of a lawn? Ouch! And what is this thing under my hoof?" She said, looking down to see a small white ball covered with dimples. "Ah-ha, this must be a place where these stupid ape like creatures play some stupid game." She said, as she climbed out of the sand trap. She then notices a small flag off in the distance. "Yep, I'm always right, no doubt about it, this is like a human playground of some sort." Pinkamena said.

She soon reached a small fence and quickly jumped over it. "What the hell is this for, it's not like they can't climb very well?" She said. Then she laughed to herself, when she noticed, that she was now standing in the back yard of a house. Pinkamena walked up to the house, and noticed there was a smaller house with a chain coming out of it, leading to a spike in the ground on the other end.

"Some home security system this is, I've seen better than this in Equestria. Here doggie, doggie! Come here, I have a little treat for you!" She called to the dog, while she held a large butcher knife with her hoof. The dog began to bark at her, and then it started to charge after her, but Pinkamena just stood there and waited for the dog to get close enough for her to strike. The dog was now mere inches from biting her, when she gave her knife one quick swipe, cutting the dog's head completely off. As she watched the dog's head rolling around, she shouted. "Try to bite me now you son of a bitch!"

Just then, she noticed a light came on in the house, so she darted into the doghouse and looked out from it's opening. She then saw her first real human, as he turned on the back yard light, only to find his dog lying on the ground, minus it's head.

"Oh my God!" He shouted, as he ran out to where his dog lay, and began to look around. "I will get whoever did this!" He yelled, as he begun to rant in fury.

"That, would be me." Pinkamena said, as she was now standing between the man and the back door of his house, holding the butcher knife, within inches of his face as he turned to see her.

"What in the fuck are you!?" He shouted, in complete shock.

"Oh, I'm just a cute little pony, you smelly ape. Now do what the fuck I say, or I'll cut your head off next." Pinkamena said, before she let out a little sadistic laugh.
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The man just stood there, completely frozen from fear and shock, from what he saw before him. "Well, what do you want then um, pony?" He asked.

"Aw, you can just call me Pinkamena Diane Pie, or Pinkamena for short. I came to this world from my own, just to have a little fun. I am after all Ponyville's no.1 party pony, not to mention its craziest, psychotic and most sadistic, serial killer. I'm pleased to meet you, ape. Oh, how rude of me, what should I call you?" She asked.

"My name is Steven Johnson, um Pinkamena." He said.

"No. No! No!!! Your name is bitch, and you are now my new bitch, so you have to do exactly what I say! Now, let's just go inside and try to relax, shall we? I have had a long day, and that makes me furious! Do you know how many ponies I had to kill today, before I got bored with it!?" Pinkamena screamed, as she was now staring poor Steven in the eye, as she was standing over him, as he lay on the ground, from almost completely fainting.

"Hay, you'll have no problems out of me. Just please, don't hurt me!" He begged, as he was trying to plea with her.

"Oh, if I only had a bit, for every time I heard that one. I would be a very wealthy pony indeed." She said, before she laughed at him sadistically. "Tell you what. I'll let you up and follow you into your house, but if you try anything stupid. I won't hesitate to cut you, understand bitch?" She demanded.

"I understand completely Pinkamena, just don't hurt me or my family." He said, as he trembled with fear.

"As long as you cooperate, I won't need to hurt anypony, I mean anybody, understand?" Pinkamena said, before she followed him into his house and sat down on his couch. While he sat in a chair just staring at her in fear.

A few awkward minutes had passed, and Pinkamena was just sitting there looking around, until she noticed something. "Well there is a large looking box thing, over there next to the wall. I want to see some violent shit on it. Now!" Pinkamena demanded, staring at him with large piercing eyes.

"Oh, you mean the television, right? Sorry yes, um let me just find the remote. I'll look in the guide, to see if I can find some sick horror movies." He looked and looked, but all he could find was, "Orphan". "Oh now this is a good one." He said, as he tried to smile at Pinkamena, but his smile soon turned to a look of fear.

When Pinkamena said. "It better be." As she tapped the side of the knife against her left hoof.

So, about half way through the movie, Pinkamena looked over at Steven, only to find that he was now sound asleep. So she decided to finish watching the movie, of which she enjoyed, before hiding somewhere in the house, to get some sleep herself. She noticed a door in the kitchen that seemed to lead into a large room with two strange wheeled machines in it, and decided to take a good look around. She noticed some pipes leading into the lower part of the wall, next to a large tank of some kind. Then she looked in the kitchen, to see where the sink was, and soon realized that the floor in this place was hollow.

"Now how do I get in there?" She said to herself. She looked along the wall in the strange room, and soon found a small door that seemed to lead under the house, so she pried it loose and opened it. It was very dark and not very tall, but she found that she could hide in there, and no one would ever suspect it.
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Later the next morning, she awoke to a strange sound coming form outside the little door. "That must be one of those machines." She thought out loud, so she peeked through the crack of the door, to see one of the machines moving through a very large opening, that she didn't notice before.

"Damn it! I should have realized what those things were. There were some on that television thing, after all. Um, a car, was what they called those things, and the bigger ones were called trucks, and used to haul things. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. I bet they're already gone." She cussed to herself.

Just then the large door began to shut, and the thought of them getting away angered her that much more. So she kicked the little door off, with her front hoof and ran to the door leading into the kitchen, and looked inside. Only to see Steven, still sitting in the same chair, but now he was holding his head and muttering something to himself, or so she thought, until she noticed a small black device in his hand. She used a little Pinkie since magic and appeared, right beside him.

"So, who are you talking to, my bitch?" She asked, but as soon as he holds the phone away from his face, she stabbed it out of his hand with her knife.

"Ok fine, I called the local animal shelter, but they said that I was completely crazy." He said, cautiously.

"Well, was there ever any doubt about you being, CRAZY!? No wonder I liked you from the beginning." She said. "You are just as fucked in the head as I am, and now everyone else is telling you the same thing." She said, before letting out a little sadistic laugh. "The question is, how crazy are you? I heard and saw that car leaving the house, who was it?" Pinkamena demanded, with fury in her eyes.

"It was my wife, dropping the kids off at school before she went to work today. I swear, that's all it was!" Steven began to plea with her.

"Oh calm down, you crazy ape. I was just wondering, that's all. I want to have a little fun with someone in this world, but I am not a complete monster. I have no intention on harming someone with a family, and believe it or not, I am very sorry about your dog. I feel a little better after getting a good night's rest, and that gave me enough time to study our little situation we have here." She said, as she finally gave him a real smile.
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"So, like I said Steven, I am truly sorry. However, is there anyone in this world, that you would like to see them disappear forever? Just name them, and show me where I can find them, and I'll kill them for you." She asked, as he finally looked over at her and noticed that she was completely unarmed and smiling at him.

"Well I may know of a few, but I'll save that for later. Well, since you aren't from around here, and you need someone to teach you about our world. Ah fuck it, you have yourself a deal, Pinkamena, and I could also show you a few thing as well." He said, as he reached his hand out for a handshake, and Pinkamena quickly excepted by raising her hoof. He shook her hoof, and never even broke eye contact with her.

"However, there is just one more thing Steven. If you ever try to contact this world's law enforcement again, I will go back on my promise of not hurting you and your family, got it? Oh, and by the way, never call the animal shelter, when it's animal control you really want, duh." She said.

"Oh shit, what the hell was I thinking!?" He asked.

"Do you honestly think that this is the first time I visited a world, with human like beings before, well think again. I'll tell you what, I'll make a list of everything I need, and you can make a list of everyone you want offed. Deal?" She asked.

"You have yourself a deal Pinkamena." He said, and they shook on it.

So, Pinkamena made a very detailed list of items she needed, and he made a list of names and numbered each one of them, before placing matching numbers in a jar.

"Oh by the way Steven, I'm starting to get a little hungry, is there anything to eat around here?" She asked.

"Sure Pinkamena. How about some breakfast? I was just getting ready to fix myself an omelet with some bacon in it. Would you like some? He asked.

"Sure," she said, "but what is bacon?"

"It's little strips of meat from a pig's under belly, and it's damn good eating." He said. He then laid the package of bacon on the table in front of her.

"Oh wow, you mean it's not a crime to eat meat in your world! I've died and gone to the Celestial Plain!" She said, overexcitedly. He just laughed as he grabbed a few slices, and tossed them into a frying pan, as Pinkamena watched him, with complete fascination.
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While they ate breakfast, he mentioned that he knew of a good place for her to do her work, since she explained to him just how messy it could get. So, they went to see the location together in his car. It was an old abandoned hospital, on the older side of town. It didn't have power of running water, but Pinkamena told him that she had learned a thing or two about how to get those things. Just by busting locks and turning valves and jumping meter boxes, just like she read in a book somewhere. The location was absolutely perfect and more then she could have ever asked for, it even had a device in it designed to drain bodies for autopsies, which is something that she had always wanted.

"Well I have the perfect place for my work, now let's see that list. Really, you could only think of five people for me to off, what's wrong with you, damn it? I'm a professional, I need more then five!" She demanded.

"Give me a break. I'm just an assistant manager at a stupid restaurant. I don't have a death wish on anyone really. These are just a few worthless pieces of shit, that I have had a bad history with all my life." He explained. "However, I do know of someone that doesn't feel the same as I do. He is my uncle, Franklin. He's a crazy old war veteran, and I am more than certain that he would like to see a few street punks and junkies kick the bucket, so to speak." He said.

"Excellent! So, when can I meet this crazy uncle of yours?" Pinkamena asked excitedly. So, they drove to his uncle's house, and after he was let inside, the two of them started talking.

Steven was taking a little too long trying to explain their situation to him. So Pinkamena jumped on his table, from out of nowhere and stabbed her knife into it. "Listen here you crazy old bastard, your nephew said that you might know of someone you would like to see killed, and I am extremely hungry for the taste of fresh blood! So, are you going to spill the beans of not?" She demanded.

"Holy Fuck, a small talking horse!" He screamed, as he pulled out a survival knife, and before he knew it, he had crossed blades with Pinkamena.

"That's right, I am a talking pony buster, and I'm a homicidal maniac as well! So do you have a few names for me or not? She demanded.

Realizing that she was merely defending herself, he looked into her eyes. "A few names huh." He said, as he put away his knife. "Well of course, I don't actually know their names, but I do know where to find the fuckers that I would like to see killed. Is that good enough for you?" Franklin asked.

Pinkamena just sighed. "Sure I guess, it seems to clash with my general style of serial killing, but since this is a strange world to me. I guess I could make an exception just for you, sweet heart." She said as she gave him a sadistic smile.

"Damn it, is it wrong for me to think that you are one sexy little bitch?" He blurted out, as he rubbed the crotch of his pants.

"I'm sorry, but I don't go for hairy ape like creatures, but ask me later, after I have offed someone, ok." She said, as she pouts her lips and raises her eyebrows at him, turning him on that much more.

"Damn it. So, do you need any help setting up your little work station, sweet thing? I was once in the Army Corp or Engineers for ten years you know. I can build and fix almost anything." He said.

"Well, for running water and electricity as well as a few other things. I might just give you a blowjob, would you like that?" She said, seductively.

"Um ok!" Steven said, as he finally took all that he could stand of their behavior, and left the room, as they both laughed.

"Young mare you have yourself a deal. Now where exactly is your work area going to be?" Franklin asked.

"Well, Steven told me about this abandoned hospital. We both, looked the place over really well, and I found this really awesome autopsy table. I've always wanted something like that, It was amazing! This place even has old beds and trays and thing, that I could use to do, all sorts of things to my victims." Pinkamena said, almost bouncing around just like her old self again, she was so excited.

"Well hell, nephew I'll take it from here. This little mare and I have some serious work to do, and I know that you would just rather go home to your bitch of a wife and your two little brats anyway." He said, trying to make Steven mad.

"Well, fuck you too!" Steven yelled, as he stormed off, and went home.
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"So, hop in my truck, you sexy thing you, we've got work to do." Franklin said, as they left his house and drove to the abandoned hospital. He quickly had power to the basement of the building and a few moments later they had running water as well, both hot and cold, since it had an old electric water heater. "Well little miss, a promise is a promise, you now have power and water." He said.

"Well shit, that's right a promise is a promise, and I mentioned a blowjob after all." She said, before she pulled his pants down and went to town, before she turned and stuck her plot in his face. He started to eat her out as she continued sucking him off, till he finished. After it was all over, she turned to him and said. "Oh the things I do, to satisfy my favorite pleasure. I really hope you enjoyed that, because I certainly didn't, no offence. It's just that human males are so much smaller than stallions, but you seem to be pretty good at eating a girl out." She said.

He just looked at her and said. "Baby, you have no idea how happy you made this old man."

"Ok gross, now what about the job? Who am I killing and where in the fuck are they?" She asked.

"That's just the thing little miss, you're going to have to trust me. We will have to toss them in the back of my truck and haul them here tonight." He said. "Are you game?"

"Just point me in the right direction and get ready to watch the blood fly. Enough fucking games, let's do this shit!" She said, demandingly.
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So, they got back in the truck, and drove to an area, full of gangsters and drug pushers. As they saw Franklin's old truck with tented windows pass by, they started shouting a few obscenities at him. He then pointed to one of them, that was standing in the middle of a group of thugs.

"See that one in the middle? He is number one on my list. The cops won't do anything about him and he is left to do whatever her pleases to whoever he pleases, if you know what I mean? I'm too old and ill to face a piece of shit like him now, but you on the other hand have nearly the strength of ten men. The rest of his buddies are the other six targets, but it will do no good unless he goes down first." He said.

"How the hell am I going to get these creatures, with only a few knives and a small bag full of torture tools, I need more than that?" Pinkamena asked, as she started to get a little worried.

"Well then here you go, try this on for size." He said, as he handed her a 44 Magnum revolver, as she tried her best to balance it in her hooves.

"Now, how in the hell am I going to use this thing? I'm not stupid, I know what it is. I used to have a party cannon in my world. I don't have fingers, I only have hooves and little horseshoes with hooks on them." She said, in an extremely annoyed tone.

"Don't you fret little miss, anyone that can give head as good as you can, knows how to improvise. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I can tell it's starting to hurt your feelings, I've also noticed that you don't really care for sexual jokes either. However you were the one that said it, I didn't, I was just being an old pervert and you were the one that attacked me." He said.

"Yes." Pinkamena said. "Well I did after all mention a blowjob, but I didn't really expect you to be able to get that old building up and running so fast either. Maybe, I got just a little too excited, about having a place, that well equipped to serve my needs." She said, blushing.
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Later, when they got back to the abandoned hospital, after getting a few supplies. Franklin cut the finger guard of the Magnum revolver, leaving a small opening on the bottom. He then taught Pinkamena a little technique, on how to hold and fire the weapon, and after he studied her trying to hold it herself for a while. He designed a little harness for her right front hoof, with a rod that lined up with the trigger on the revolver on one end, and was turned out on the other, allowing her to pull it with her left hoof. The rod could also be folded down and secured, as a safety feature. He then modified his gun belt, with extra bullets and a holster, that allowed her to draw and holster the weapon quickly and safely. He then took her to the old underground parking garage, in the abandoned hospital and set up a few targets. After about 15 minutes or so, she got pretty good with the weapon, and was able to draw and fire it without any major problems.

"I love this thing, it's totally awesome!" She said excitedly.

"Keep it, it's yours." Franklin said. "After all I had to modify it to work for you, and besides, who has ever heard of a pony wielding a pistol before? I sure the hell haven't." He began laughing. "The hard part is going to be reloading, remember you only have five shots with this particular weapon and without fingers, no offence, it's almost impossible to handle the bullets." Franklin said.

She tried to reload the revolver, it took her a little while but she was able to manage. "Oh and by the way." Pinkamena said. "I don't know how much these are worth in your world, but I feel that I have to give you something for your weapon, and all of your help." She said, as she gave him a few bits, that she brought with her, just in case. Franklin just looked at the coins in total amazement, and then back to her.

"Here miss I only need a couple coins. These things are probably worth about a thousand dollars apiece, seeing how they are solid gold and all." Franklin said.

"Really, that's not even enough to buy lunch in my world, feel free to take more if you'd like." Pinkamena said, as she was a little confused by the monetary difference.
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"Now that we're ready, and it is already after dark, let's go get you someone to play with Pinkamena." Franklin said, in a dry tone. So they got back in his old truck and headed back to the area of town where the gang members called home. They parked the truck and continued on foot and hoof into the neighborhood, but it didn't take long to spot their first target.

"You stay here Franklin, I know a little trick or two. I guess is should have told you, that I came from a magical world." She said.

He turned to say something to her, but found the she had simply vanished. When she reappeared, she was suddenly behind the target and ready to attack. When he noticed something behind him in the shadow created by a street light. He pulled a pistol and turned to confront Pinkamena. She quickly spun around and bucked him in the gut, causing him to stagger and drop his gun. She then proceeded in trying to bind him, but he managed to get a hand free, as he reached for his gun, that was lying in front of him. She quickly noticed and slammed her hoof down on top of his hand, just as hard as she could, causing his fingers to explode into a puddle of meat, blood and bone fragments. He let out a scream that could be heard for blocks, so she stuffed a gag in his mouth and finished tying his arms together. She then threw him on her back and ran to the truck, where she helped Franklin, shove him into the back.
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She was now ready for her next target, but this time she wasn't taking any chances. She simply ran up from behind him and kicked him in the head, knocking him unconscious. She also took this one to the truck as well, but Franklin ended up binding and gaging him, before placing him in the truck. By this time word has gotten out to the gangsters that someone was out to get them, so they were on high alert. However, Pinkamena got a lucky break, by finding her primary target next, and she was glad that she had brought a few of her favorite knives with her. He was looking around with his pistol already drawn and pointing it towards ever little sound that he heard. When suddenly a knife came from out of nowhere and stabbed him in the right shoulder blade, causing him to fall forward. Once on the ground, he saw a mass of pink coming down near his right side and suddenly, he sees the blade of a knife tear through the wrist of his hand holding the gun. Before he could even let out a scream, Pinkamena kicks him in the head, knocking him out cold. Suddenly, another thug starts shooting at her and she quickly turned, and drew the 44 Mag, and shot him in the chest a couple of times.

"Oh well, I have the leader, that's all that matters now." She said, before she grabbed him up and carried him to the truck. After Franklin saw who she had, they quickly tossed him in the back of the truck and headed straight for the abandoned hospital, just as fast as he dared to drive.
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Once they arrived at the abandoned hospital, they dragged the men down to Pinkamena's little fun house of a torture chamber. She first asked Franklin to strip them down, which he thought sounded a little strange at first, but she soon told him that she was just worried about them having a hidden weapon or two on them. He quickly got the idea, and striped them until they were totally naked. Then Pinkamena hung them by their arms and tied their feet to the floor and started arranging her favorite tools of the trade next to them on an old hospital tray table.

She looked at Franklin and quickly asked. "Franklin, why are you still here? You know that wasn't part of the bargain, this is my playtime now!"

"But, I just want to watch a true master at work." Franklin said, excitedly. "I too have always wanted to torture others and watch them suffer and cry out in vain."

"Ok fine! So, while you are here, see if you can wake this one for me? The fucking bastard is ruining all my fun." She said.

Franklin just laughs and walks over to the sink and filled a bucket with water and begins to slowly pour it in the guy's face, eventually causing him to wake up partially drowning. Pinkamena just laughs, before she gets in the guys face.

"Wake up bitch." She said, as he slowly opened his eyes.

"What in the hell is this thing?" He cried out, looking at Pinkamena.

"I'm your worst nightmare. What's the matter, you never saw a talking pony before?" She asked, as she begins to laugh. "Oh, don't worry after tonight, I will be the last thing you will ever see!!!" Pinkamena screamed, as she quickly rakes the end of a knife across his eyes, popping both of them with one quick swipe of her blade. The sound of his screams echo throughout the entire basement and caused the other two victims to become completely aware of their surroundings.

Pinkamena then talks to her current victim once more and places the gag back into his mouth. "So, I heard you like to rape little girls and beat up women." She said, as she started stroking his penis with her hooves, before she starts using the hooks on her horseshoes to rip the flesh off of it. "Oh isn't this fun? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Ew gross, now your little fuck muscle is nothing more then bloody hamburger on my hooves, and I was almost expecting cum!" She said, laughing.

The entire time his whole body was convulsing in pain as he is letting out loud muffled screams, since she decided to put the gag back into his mouth. "Oh, and one other thing. Do you know how a psychopath, like me, feels about you beating up women? Well here's your answer." Pinkamena said, as she places one hoof under his testis, gently holding them up, as he begins to shake his head and mumble loudly, before she slams her other hoof down to crush them. He screams at the top of his lungs several times, before he faints due to the sheer pain. So, she turned her attention to one of the others.
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After witnessing his buddies torture, he was now completely terrified, not to mention already in pain from having his hand completely smashed from earlier.

"What about you? Hmm, let's see. What should be your punishment? Oh, that's right, you are the drug pusher. You know what, I don't think I have a punishment befitting you. So, I guess I'm just going to have my fun with you the old fashioned way. Now let's see, you are a human, so you don't have a horn or wings like my usual victims in my world, but you do have something that we don't." She said as she cut his ropes, causing him to fall to the floor, and then she stood over him and looked at what was left of his right hand.

"Aw, I'd bet that hurt like hell, didn't it?" Pinkamena asked.

"Yes!" He screamed.

"Aw, you poor little sack of shit." She said, as she turned to her collection of goodies, and returned with a container of salt and sprinkled it on what was left of his hand.

"Damn that stings, like hell." He screamed, as Pinkamena just stood over him, laughing sadistically, as she places a gag in his mouth.

"Now since ponies, like me, have sensitive ears. I have decided to put that back on you, for what I'm going to do next. Like I said, you may not have wings or a horn, but you do have fingers and toes." She said, as he began to mummer loudly, and then she slammed her hoof down on his left hand, smashing it like the other one, before moving on to his feet.

"Damn, no wonder you things wear shoes, your feet are so ugly, but I think I can improve the look a bit." She said, and with one hoof, she straitened his foot out, before crushing his toes off with the other. "There you go, one pretty little hoof and now for the other one." She said, as she repeats the process.

"Oh this is so much more fun, then torturing ponies." She said, as she cuts his legs free and drags him to the old autopsy table, and slams his body down on top of it. "Hmm, I know exactly what ponies look like on the inside, but what do you look like?" She asked, as she strapped him down. She then gave his testis a gentle tap and ran her hoof down the length of his penis. " As you are well aware, I am very familiar with this part of the human male anatomy." She said, as he let out a worried moan.

"Oh don't worry, I save that special treatment for rapist only, I have no intention of harming your junk." She said, before she let out a laugh. She grabs her favorite knife, and turns to face him. "However, I have something special in store for you." She said, as she starts to cut him across his abdomen, just below his ribs. Then she makes a second cut across his waist, and a third cut connecting the two.

"Oh, this is so exciting, it's just like opening presents on your birthday. Ready?" She jokingly asked, before she ripped open his abdomen and blood and intestines start to spill out of him like a miniature volcano. She grabs the intestines and starts to pull them out, throwing them into the trash can next to the table. "How boring this looks all the same to me!" She yelled, in total disappointment. So, she just finished removing the intestines and a few of the other organs, just to satisfy her curiosity. The third victim just hung there, watching and began to vomit repeatedly, and Pinkamena turned to face him.

"Remember your next. So, why don't you just hang around a bit longer. Besides, you are the other one that likes to rape women, right?" She asked, as she turned and raised her tail, to show her vagina, as she noticed his erection beginning. "You better tame that thing, or I'll cut it off right now!" Pinkamena shouted, before she started laughing sadistically, and continued laughing until the entire basement was completely echoing with laughter.

She then turned back to her current victim, and noticed his eyes were still open, so she pulled out his gag. "Oh goody you're still awake, so how do you feel now drug pusher? A little fucked up, right?" Pinkamena asked, before she let out a little laugh.

"Just kill me and end the pain already." He said, as he struggled to say each word.

"Oh, but what would be the fun in that, you sour puss? I was just starting to have my fun with you, besides since this is my first trip to your world, I would like to collect some souvenirs. Oh shit! I forgot to put quarry salts on my list earlier. I'll be right back, now don't you go anywhere!" She said, before she laughed and walked over to where Franklin was sitting on an old hospital gurney reading an old magazine. "Hay Franklin, could you do me a huge favor?" Pinkamena asked, with puppy dog eyes.

"Sure what do you need sweet heart?" He asked.

"Could you get me some quarry salts, I forgot to put them on my list, and I really need them to preserve some body parts for souvenirs? She asked, with a smile.

"Quarry salts?" He asked, as he looked at her as he was thinking. "The closest thing that I can get you would be rock salt, but that is probably just a different name for the same thing, besides I was thinking about getting you a little something special. You look like you could use a little break anyway. I'll be right back, just as soon as I can." Franklin said. Even though it was around midnight he knew that the local Mega Store was open 24 hours a day.
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About an hour later he came back carrying a couple bags of salt down the stairs. As he looked around he noticed that Pinkamena was now in the middle of torturing the third victim. She was beating him with her hooves and yelling. "I love tenderizing fresh meet when it's still alive!" She yelled.

"Hay sweet cheeks, I'm back!" He hollered, as she quickly stopped and ran over to him.

"Hay you're back." She said, excitedly. "So what kind of salt did you find?"

"This is called course rock salt. Humans use it in water treatment devices." He said, as he opened a bag.

"It looks just like regular quarry salts to me. I would hug you, but I don't want to get your clothes all bloody." Pinkamena said, so she kissed him on the cheek.

"Oh and there's something else in my truck that you just might like, I'll be right back." He said, before he went out to his truck and came back with a case of alcohol and set it down on another gurney that he was using for a table. "Do you like to drink, Pinkamena?" He asked.

"What do you mean? She asked, before she turned to face him and looked over to the case of bottles. "Oh hell yea! What did you get?" She asked, excitedly.

"Well I got some whiskey, vodka, rum, and a few bottles of cheap wine." He said, as he showed her the bottles.

"Did you say rum?" She asked. He pulled out the bottle and she quickly grabbed it and ripped the cap off with her teeth and downed a couple swigs. She gritted her teeth. as it burned all the way down, and said. "Now that's some good shit. Franklin you really know you way to a mare's heart." Pinkamena said, before taking a few more swigs before returning to her latest victim.

"Damn girl!" Franklin said, before he let out a little laugh, as he watched her drinking like a pro.

Now that she had the rock salt, she decided to collect a few body parts and what she thought were cutie marks, from her victims. She looked at one strange mark of a dragon on the leader and asked. "What the hell is this? What did you do to get a cutie mark of a dragon?" Pinkamena asked, curiously.

"It's a tattoo you stupid little bitch!" He screamed, before she bucked him in the chest with her front hoof.

"That will be enough name calling, remember why you are here!" She screamed, back.

"Oh god, I think you broke a rib or two." He coughed.

"Enough, how did you get it?" She demanded.

"I got it at a local tattoo parlor. It's a form of body art." He said, groaning in pain.

"So, it's a form of art then, well alright!" Pinkamena said, excitedly. "I'm a big art collector!" She said, before she uses her knife to remove the tattoo, just like she would remove cutie marks, and placed it in a tray of rock salt. She sprinkled more salt on top of it, and went to the next victim, that was lying on the table.

"Since you aren't a rapist I'll make this as painless as possible." She said smiling, before she removed his manhood with one quick swipe of her knife, and placed it in the rock salt. He just looks at her moaning loudly and shaking as she now stands beside his head and she looks him in the eye. "Now this will make an excellent souvenir." She said, before she cut off his right ear and placed it in the tray. She then looked at the third victim, and finally pointed out the difference in him.

"Since I'm just a little curious about it, why are you brown and not pink like the other two?" She asked, as she removes his gag, so that he could speak.

"It's because I'm black you racist bitch!" He snapped at her.

"What is racist? If you hadn't noticed I'm a damn pony from another world. Wow, you really are dumber than you look." She said.

"My people came from Africa, I am a different race then them." He said.

"Oh, so you do have different races in your world, fascinating. In my world, we have unicorns, pegasi, earth ponies, alicorns, and batponies. Well there is a zebra, but I guess she is a totally different type of equine all together. But enough of the cultural lessons!" She screamed, getting back to the matter at hoof. "Anyhow was it too difficult to tell me that you were a different race, nicely? By the way, I still want you ear for my little collection." She said, before she grabs his head and removes his ear and places it in the tray of salt with the other body parts.

"Oh and that reminds me. You are the other rapist right? So, I think I'll be taking care of that now too, since it is so close to my hooves right now." She said, as she stroked his penis with her hooves, before she spun around and started bucking him in the groin repeatedly, until his manhood was nothing more then a limp bloody mass of hanging skin, and then she grabbed it and ripped it off. His screams were so loud that they echoed throughout the entire basement.
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She cleaned off her hooves a little and returned back to Franklin, he was now on his second bottle of wine. As he started to laugh as she walked up to him. "Damn Pink you're a real nut buster you know that." He said.

Pinkamena just laughs sadistically and said. "Well now, I guess I am." as she grabbed the bottle of rum again and downed the rest of it.

"Damn, go easy girl!" Franklin shouted, as she belched, and shook as her whole body felt like it was burning from the inside out.

"Aw hell Franklin, you know that alcohol and slaughter are a real good combination." She said, as she grabs the bottle of whisky and rips the cap off with her teeth. She took a couple huge swigs and sat the bottle back down. "Damn that stuff is strong." She said, before picking it back up again and taking a few more drinks.

"Careful Pink that's way too much!" Franklin begged her. She stood there for a couple of minutes, not saying anything as the alcohol was now coursing through her veins. She looked around and let out a couple of laughs, before staggering and stumbling all the way back to her victims.

She started laughing uncontrollably as she grabbed her butcher knife and she started stabbing and slashing each of her victims until there was nothing left but a huge pile of bloody body parts strung all over the room. Franklin just stared in drunken horror as the whole sight played out in front of him. the last thing he saw before he passed out was Pinkamena laughing at the top of her lungs as she turned to him covered in blood from head to tail.
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The next morning Franklin woke up with one hell of a hangover. He looked around trying to remember where he was, when suddenly he saw a large bloody mass lying on the floor in a huge puddle of blood. "Oh God, Pinkamena are you alright?" He screamed.

She looked up. "Stop yelling. Damn it, my head is killing me." She said, before she took a look around. "What the fuck did I do last night?" She asked.

"Well good thing this place has plenty of drains and running water." He said, as he was hosing down some of the mess so that he could get to her. "Well my dear it looks like you shouldn't have drank so much, the last thing you said after you downed the whole bottle of rum and right before you got into the whisky was. You know that alcohol and slaughter are a really good combination." Franklin said.

"Oh shit, I don't even remember saying that, much less opening another bottle." Pinkamena said, but once she moved her hoof she heard the sound of glass rolling around. "Damn, I drank that one too. No wonder I feel like shit. Whoa not good oh shit!! I'll be right back!" She screamed, as she took off, running to the other room and leaving a few drops of urine as she ran, before you heard what sounded like a waterfall coming from the other room.

"Damn, talk about pissing like a race horse." Franklin laughed.

A few minutes later, Pinkamena came back out and laughed before she said. "Wow, I feel so much better now, I felt like I pissed about ten gallons."

"You probably didn't hear what I said earlier, but we have a saying in this world, it's called pissing like a race horse." Franklin said.

"I know exactly what you mean being a small horse myself, sometimes we can't stop pissing no matter how hard we try. Good thing we have a fully working washroom in this place." Pinkamena said, finally looking at herself in a mirror. "Oh shit I'm a complete mess, this is going to take for hours to clean off with regular soap and water." She said, completely freaking out.

"Aw miss." Franklin said. "I'll go find you some vinegar and some rubbing alcohol, that should help remove the clots from your mane and tail and maybe a couple bottle of shampoo."

"Thank you Franklin." Pinkamena said, and then she decided to check on last night's damages. "Oh fuck, I wasn't even done torturing them yet, now their bodies are worthless, not to mention scattered all over the place." She said, before she began scraping up the parts with a shovel and tossing them into the trash cans, before washing the floor with the hose, pushing the blood towards the drains with the water.

"Well three trash cans and 20 minutes of hosing off the floor, isn't too bad really, I just wish I was sober enough to avoid getting it all over me." She said to herself, before she walked over to the sink where she laid the tray of souvenirs. "Well at least these are still intact." She said, before she placed them in sandwich bags and added more of the salt, before she closed the bags.
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When Franklin got back, Pinkamena was already in the shower cleaning off the majority of the blood. He knocked on the wall next to the shower area. "Mind if I come in?" He asked.

"Well it's not like you haven't seem my plot before, come on in." She laughed

"No offence, but I'm going to take my clothes off just so they won't get wet." He said. She pretended to continue washing as she watched him strip down. He soon walked over to her with a few bottles and started helping her wash her mane, after he got it completely cleaned, he went over to her tail and began washing it the same way until it too was completely clean and free of blood.

"I'd help you wash the rest of your body, but I'm just a little curios, being a female, you do have breasts don't you?" Franklin asked.

"Well of course I do, I have eight of them, my belly hair is just long enough to keep my nipples covered. Why?" Pinkamena asked.

"Oh, so if I do bump them, I didn't mean to alright. I just want to help you wash your belly off that's all." Franklin said. With that he starts helping her clean her underside, he soon finds one of her little breasts and is a little cautious about how she would handle him being so close to them. She looks back to him and notices that he is now fully erect as he is washing her. He suddenly finds another one of her breasts as he was washing, and looks to her face.

"Don't stop." She said, giving him a seductive smile.

He just cleared his throat and said. "Really, you mean you'll allow me to have a little fun with you." He said in amazement.

"Well it's not like you could impregnate me or anything, seeing how we are two separate species and all." Pinkamena said, as she winked at him. He let out a perverted laugh and he finished washing her lower body until it was completely free of blood feeling free to play with her little breasts. Each time sending waves of sexual pleasure through her body, and then he started rubbing her plot in a slow and playful manner.

She leaned down a little, lowering herself so that her backside was almost level with his crotch, he was now gently stroking her mane and massaging her from behind when she lined herself up and gently thrust back, cramming his penis into her vagina. He quickly looked up and said. "Hay, were not getting a little too inpatient are we, well alright you asked for it."

He grabs a hold of her flank just in front of her cutie marks and starts plowing into her repeatedly, she lets out a series of little moans, that sets him over the edge and he started ramming her harder and faster. he suddenly let out moan before he stopped. "Aw hell, do something else, keep going! I was almost there!" She yelled. He looked around and suddenly thought a little, before he rammed his fist straight into her. "Oh, hell yea give me more of that!" Pinkamena screamed in pure pleasure.

As he was fisting her as fast as he could, he said. "Sorry about earlier, I just don't have the stamina I used to." But she was enjoying it too much to speak.

Suddenly she shoots a huge amount of juices down his arm and clear down the front of him. as she lets out an ear shattering moan as she finished, before panting as she told him. "You know for an old man your still a very good lover." She said, with a huge smile on her face, until her full senses come back. "Damn, this water seems to be getting colder by the second!" Pinkamena let out a little shriek.

"Hurry let me wash your stuff off, before all the hot water is completely gone." He said, as she quickly steps out of the way as he washed himself off, and then he motioned her to back up. "Looks like I need to clean your backside again." Franklin said laughing.
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After their little shower of pleasure in the washroom. They dried themselves off and Franklin got dressed again, and they went back to the main room. Pinkamena started gathering her tools and weapons and cleaned them in the little sink, before she dried them and put them away for later. Franklin was busy smoking a cigarette, when they heard a loud commotion outside the abandoned hospital.

"What the hell is that?" Pinkamena asked, before they heard a loud amplified voice.

"This is the police, we have you surrounded. Come out with your hands up." The Police commanded.

"Oh fuck I'd bet that damn nephew of mine turned us in!" Franklin yelled.

Pinkamena grabbed her saddlebags, then she looked at him and said. "Franklin, come with me, it's our only way out of here." She said, as she quickly opened a porthole with her mind.

Franklin looked at the porthole and then back to her. "I can't, besides what would I do in your world?" He asked.

"Please Franklin, you're the only male I ever allowed to mount me, I actually think, I love you!" She said. The whole world seemed to completely stop as the thought of what she said began to fully sink in, it was then at that moment that she realized the truly did live him.

Just then they heard the police trying to break down the door, and they heard the police yelling once more. "Alright!" Franklin yelled, and they both went into the porthole and arrived in the basement of Sugercube Corner. Franklin started looking at the tables, tub and a large pile of rope in the corner, he also thought he spotted a few blood stains on the wall.

"Do you like it? This is my original shop." Pinkamena said, as he just smiled and nodded. They went upstairs to see Mrs. Cake, who was in total shock, when she saw Franklin.

"Pinkie what is this strange creature, and how long have you been down in the cellar?" Mrs. Cake asked, freaking out.

"Oh, do you remember when I told you that I had access to a porthole that could take me anywhere? Well this man is from one of those other worlds. His name is Franklin and he's sort of my boyfriend now, if you catch my meaning?" Pinkamena said, while running her hoof through her main and looking off to the side.

"Pinkie, you didn't, did you?" Mrs. Cake asked nervously. "Oh Celestia help us, why would you give yourself to this thing?"

"Ma-am it's a long story." Franklin said. "Your friend here, just saved my life, after I did everything in my power to help her accomplish her goal." He looked at Pinkamena, with a puzzled look.

"She knows my little secret, go ahead." Pinkamena said.

"Like I was getting ready to say. I helped her find a few victims in my world, for her to have a little fun with, and damn she is good at what she does. Well one thing led to another when we were cleaning ourselves off, then the law came for us. So now, here we are." Franklin said, as he was still a little confused him self, but Mrs. Cake wasn't exactly liking what she was hearing.

After about an hour of them talking with Mrs. Cake, Franklin went to light up a cigarette and Pinkamena stopped him before he could even strike his lighter.

"This is a bakery and they have two small fouls upstairs, please follow me and I will show you where you can do that." She said, so they went outside the back door of the bakery and talked while he smoked. "So, does this look like a pretty convincing front for my little hobby?" Pinkamena asked.

"Well yes, but I was a bit surprised when Mrs. Cake told me about you baking ponies into cupcakes, with a friendly smile on her face the whole time. That's just a little bit disturbing, if you think about it." Franklin said.

"Well, she has her little secrets too. After all, she likes to have a little fun too, sometimes. She isn't as sane as she looks." Pinkamena said.

"Say, while we are here, would you care to show me around? After all if I am going to have to live here, I can't stay hidden for the rest of my life." Franklin said.

"You're right, I guess there isn't any point in you hiding anymore." She sighed. "Here I'll show you around a bit, after I introduce you to an old friend of mine, Princess Twilight Sparkle. Just between you and me, she makes the most delicious cupcakes, if you know what I mean."

"Hay, wait a minute! If you killed her, then how am I going to meet her. Don't you mean, visit her grave?" Franklin asked, as he started to get a little bit worried.

"Oh right, I guess I should at least tell you, about this strange porthole I found. I have no idea where it came from, but one day I noticed a certain pony walking around town, that I know for a fact that they shouldn't have been there. I killed them two day ago, and now here they were, walking around like nothing had ever happened. The strangest thing is, they actually bought a cupcake that contained their own meat, and said it was good. Anyway, all I know is, this strange porthole transports anypony that dies of an unnatural death, back into our world. So, I tried it several times, before I decided to kill somepony that I knew, and you could guess the rest." Pinkamena said.

"Well I would say that I didn't believe you, but you did bring me into your world, by using a porthole after all. You mentioned magic, to me once before and now, I have no choice but to believe every word you say, on the subject. You obviously know more about my world than I do of yours, so hay why not. I could learn to get used to it eventually." Franklin said, as he was more confused than ever.

"Oh, and another thing, feel free to call me Pinkie Pie, or Pinkie. That is the name the rest of them know me as, and I know you did a lot of work getting my mane and tail all nice and clean, but I have to put on my disguise now." Pinkamena said, as she puffs up her mane and tail, and is now Pinkie Pie. "Just go with the act, they actually believe that this is the real me, besides I have been doing this for years now and I haven't been caught yet." She said.

"Well Pinkie, the strangest part about all of this is, you telling me all of your secrets, right before you want to take me to meet a member of the royal family." Franklin said.

"Well technically she is only royalty because she is an alicorn. You know a unicorn with wings." Pinkie tried to explain.

"This world, is just way too strange for me to figure it out." Franklin said.

To be continued...
In Part 2

Author's Note

Please note, I am nether racist or sexist, any content that remotely suggest that, is merely for context only, to give the story more depth.

Part 2

We continue where we left off. Pinkamena Diane Pie has returned to Ponyville and is now disquised in the form of Pinkie Pie. She is taking her new friend, Franklin to meet Princess Twilight Sparkle. So that she can try to have Franklin changed into a pony, so that he can live out the rest of his days in Equestria, with her. Since he is now a suspect, wanted for murder in the human world.

They snuck all the way to the library, taking the back rout, behind all of the houses and buildings. A rout Pinkie knows all too well, because it was the same way that, she took when collecting victims and disposing of bodies. They soon arrived at the library and Pinkie took a good look around, before she knocked on Twilight's door.

As soon as Twilight opened the door. She looked Pinkie, dead in the eye, and said. "Yes Pinkamena, what the hell is your problem now?"

"Oh silly, it's me Pinkie Pie. Come on Twilight, can't I have any clean fun anymore?" Pinkie asked, smiling.

"Un huh. Let me guess, you finally got laid and now you're all happy and bubbly inside." Twilight said, sarcastically.

"Twilight, what the fuck is your problem, or are you just jealous of me for once? I do have a little problem, that you might be able to help me with though. I need to turn a human into a pony, permanently." Pinkie said.

"Pinkie, that is the stupidest thing, I think, I have ever heard you say, and that's saying a lot! Oh fine, so where is this smelly ape anyway?" Twilight asked.

"Hold on Twilight, he is hiding over here." Pinkie said, before she took a good look around and called Franklin over to her, before they all went inside. He takes one good look at Twilight, but is able to keep his composure and his mouth shut at the same time. Then Twilight starts looking him over, as she is also using some of her magic to scan his body. She then spreads her wings and walks up to face him.

Twilight starts to sniff Franklin, as she starts to look a little puzzled. "Why do you two smell like sex and alcohol? Oh fuck it, never mind, I don't even want to know." She said, but Franklin couldn't help it anymore, and he started to laugh. "What's so damn funny, monkey boy? Don't forget you are addressing a royal alicorn Princess. I have enough magic to turn you inside out, shrink you to the size of a flea, or just plain make you explode into a million pieces." Twilight said, glaring at him.

"Oh shit! Sorry, your royal highness." Franklin said, apologetically.

"There, was that so hard? Now, I can certainly turn you into a pony, but that spell only last for a few days, but with the right potion. I can make the change permanent. However, I would really have to think about it." Twilight said.

"Damn it Twilight, I'll give you one good reason! If you don't help us, then I'll just have to make you into baked goods again!" Pinkie screamed.

"Pinkie, you fucking idiot! Do you realize, that is an empty threat, seeing how you are completely unarmed! I should just kill you where you stand, for making a threat like that, but you do make a valid point. I have, after all, kept Princess Celestia from finding out about you, and Princess Luna would be very angry if I killed you, seeing how you have done several contracts for her in the past. Oh, what the hell, it's been too long, since I've seen you like this Pinkie. I guess a little sex is all it took, to get your mind off of murder." Twilight said.

"Perhaps, you should let him give you a little demonstration, before you turn him into a stallion. It's safer that way, since he is a different species and all." Pinkie said.

"Hay, what are you, my pimp?" Franklin asked, as Twilight started to blush.

"Well, it sure has been a while, but what can he do that a stallion can't?" Twilight asked, while breathing heavily.

"Well, I can stick my arm in your cunt and tickle it with my fingers, from the back clear to the front." Franklin said. "Besides, Pinkie here shot all over the place, when I did it to her."

Twilight started shaking from head to tail. "Um damn! Pinkie, I think I'll be borrowing you friend for a little while." She said, before she used her magic, grabbed Franklin and dragged him upstairs. A few seconds later all you could hear, was all sorts of moaning and groaning coming from Twilight's bedroom.

"Damn. Who would of thought, that Franklin, would become such a wanted man slut in Equestria?" Pinkie laughed. "Oh well, if it is enough to get Twilight to help us become a couple together, then who am I to complain? Oh, hi Spike! Um, you definitely don't want to go upstairs right now." Pinkie said, as Spike was walking through the front door.

Spike just stands there and listens for a while. "Oh shit, now who is she fucking up there? I swear, this is the fourth time this month alone." He said, angrily.

"What! I didn't know that she was a slut! Well, I knew that Celestia and Luna were, but not Twilight. I guess, royalty truly does have its privileges." Pinkie said, excitedly.

"Pinkie Pie, you have no idea. I have to put up with this shit constantly." Spike said. Later you could hear water running upstairs, as Franklin and Twilight were washing themselves off, then Twilight came downstairs with a huge smile on her face.

"Well, as soon as he is done cleaning himself off, we will get started on that little spell." Twilight said.

Before Pinkie said, rudely. "Twilight! Spike, told me about you, you little slut! I didn't know that you were fucking every stallion in Ponyville!"

"Pinkie, calm down! It was only one stallion, but don't you dare tell Applejack, that I'm sleeping with her brother. Besides have you see the size of the cock on him, it's HUGE! Oops, damn it!" Twilight said, before blushing in embarrassment, as Pinkie's mouth drops wide open in disbelief.
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Soon after Franklin came back downstairs, Twilight was already preparing a spell to use on him. "Alright Franklin, I have just one question for you. Unicorn, Pegasus, or Earth Pony, and sorry but no, you can't be all three like me? However, I do suggest that you choose to be a unicorn, because their magic is almost like having hands, trust me I know. I was turned into a human once, and in some cases magic, is a lot better than hands." She said, before she started juggling ten books at once, just to prove her point.

"Well Princess, I would be foolish to choose anything other then unicorn then. Although, I always wanted to be able to fly, but since I can only choose one. I choose to be a unicorn, final answer." Franklin said, cautiously.

"Well alright, you old pervert. Take off all of your clothes and stand completely still, and prepare yourself. This will hurt quite a bit as well." Twilight said. She lights up her horn and the magical aura around her kept getting brighter and brighter, until the entire room was completely lit with the blinding light of her magic. Then a huge ball of magic strikes Franklin, as he begins to scream in extreme pain, as you start to hear bones popping and flesh stretching and tearing. Then suddenly the ball of magic fades away, and Franklin in now a dark green unicorn with a brown and black mane and tail, his cutie mark is that of an army master sergeants stripes.

"Oh, fuck that hurt! That was worse than the time I got hit by a car!" He yelled, and then he started to look at himself. He first looked at his hooves, and then Twilight sat a mirror in front of him. "Oh thank you Princess." He said, as he was now looking at himself in the mirror. He finally turned to see his cutie mark, as he smiled proudly. "That's right damn it, I'm still an army guy at heart. Ha, I even look like camouflage! Oh wait, just one more thing." He said, before he looked at his penis. "Wow look at the size of that huge hog! Hay, Pinkie do you want to take a test ride?"

"Maybe later Franklin." Pinkie said, staring at it, as she raises her eyebrows and gives him a seductive smile, before she gives him a long loving kiss. About a minute or two later, he realized something and was giving Pinkie a strange look. "What's wrong Franklin are you feeling alright?" Pinkie asked.

"To be honest, I feel much younger, why is that Princess Twilight?" Franklin asked, as he turned to face Twilight.

"Well, since I had to remake your body, I just figured, why not." Twilight said. "Now you are about the same age as us, you know early to mid 20's. Besides, I also found a couple of diseases in you, that I wasn't familiar with and I had to completely flush your entire being clean of them, in order to be able change you. In short, I may have saved you from certain death, other then age."

"Thank you Twilight. I already knew that I was slowly dying of cancer and liver disease. I should have told you that earlier, after all I was 70 years old, and most humans don't live much longer then that." Franklin said, as he tried to give Twilight a hug. She refused at first, but soon gave in, after seeing the over emotional look of gratitude on his face.
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So, now that Franklin was a full blown unicorn, Twilight started to teach him how to use his magic. She started with a simple levitation spell, followed by magical manipulation. Since he once had hands, these spells came very quickly to him and were much easier than he thought. "Are you sure you've got this Franklin?" Twilight asked.

"Hell, just give me something to write on." Franklin said, as he was already levitating a quill. So, Twilight used her magic to give him a scroll, and he was able to both hold the scroll and write with the quill at the same time.

"That's amazing!" Twilight said. "Since you once had hands, you were able to learn that spell like a pro. Well it looks like you are ready for some more simple spells." She said, so she taught him some simple basic offence and defense spells. "Alright now, hit me!" She ordered.

"What! Hit you, but this spell is supposed to explode." He said, with deep concern.

"Just hit me, damn it!" She ordered, as she stood in a charging position. So, he shot the spell straight at her head, but to his surprise it only fizzled as soon as it got close to her, and then he saw a magical bubble around Twilight, that he didn't see before. "Ha, I guess I should have told you that I was using a shield spell, but I was just testing your obedience." Twilight said, before she held up a piece of firewood with her magic. "Now hit this." She said. He used the same spell on the piece of wood, and it shattered into thousands of splinters.

"Oh shit!" Franklin shouted, in amazement.

"Not bad, for a rookie." Twilight said. "Now let's try your defense spell. I will shoot a spell at you, and you have to block it." She said.

"Um, ok." Franklin said, as he was now a little scared.

"Ok." Twilight said. "On the count of three, ready? 1, 2, 3." She fired a spell at him as he used his spell at the same time, the two spells collided with each other and cancelled each other out with a loud bang.

"Well that was cool, if not a little terrifying." Franklin said.

"Nah, what would have been cool, is if my spell would have hit you, and turned you into a chicken." Twilight laughed. "I'm just kidding, but I had you there for a second." She said, before she laughed again. "Well now that you know the basics, let's see if we can make your change a little more permanent, shall we? Then, you and little miss psyco slaughter chick here, can live happily ever after, if you want to. Frankly, I could care less. Believe it or not Franklin, I'm letting what you did for me earlier, to be my payment for me helping you, because it was so wonderful." Twilight said.

"So, is he better than Big Mac?" Pinkie asked, trying to get back at Twilight, for what she said earlier.

"Well not anymore, now he is just another stallion." Twilight said. "Now, lets go get those special ingredients, shall we?"

So they went to the Everfree Forest, to collect the ingredients needed to make the potion. Twilight described the plant to them, and the three of them started looking for it.

Franklin found a plant, like the one she described and picked it with his magic, and went back to her. "Hay Princess is this the right plant?" He asked.

"Yes. You seem to be pretty good at finding things, it's almost like this is your destiny. So, be careful you might actually belong here after all." Twilight said.

"Are you kidding. I was in the US Army for ten years, I can find target hiding in the woods from a mile away." Franklin said.

"Well whatever The US is and the target was, I'm sure you won't find any here." Twilight said, a little confused.

"The US is short for the United States of America, the country I served and lived in for 70 years, I was a soldier." He said, proudly.

"Well, so is my brother, but you don't here me bragging. He was the Captain of the Royal Guard, but now him and his wife are the rulers of their own small kingdom." Twilight said, finally bragging.

"Well God damn, is everyone in this place related to royalty?" Franklin asked.

"I keep telling you that I am a Princess, dumbass! No, I am the only one related to royalty, no one else just me." Twilight said, angrily.

"Except for the ones related to you." Franklin pointed out.

"Well, that goes without saying, duh!" Twilight said, letting out a little snort.

"Calm down Princess, I was just trying to tease you a little, that's all." Franklin said.

"Um, a little help here! Damn it! Why did I come here unarmed!?" Pinkie shouted. They ran over to find Pinkie, fighting off a manticore. She was biting and kicking it just as hard as she could, while dodging it's attacks. Franklin started to use the only spell that he knew, and hit the manticore a couple times.

"Stop Franklin, you're just pissing it off!" Twilight yelled.

"Well, are you just going to fucking stand there, or what!?" Pinkie screamed.

"I'm almost considering it!" Twilight yelled. "I'll help you on one condition!"

"Oh fuck, now what!?" Pinkie screamed, as she was dodging and other attack.

"Never kill anypony in Ponyville ever again!" Twilight demanded.

"Oh, you fucking bitch! Alright, fuck! I promise to never kill anypony in Ponyville ever again! Alright!" Pinkie screamed furiously. Then with one quick blast of magic, Twilight turned the manticore into a smoking pile of ash.

"There, are you happy now Pinkie Pie?" Twilight asked.

"Now, I wish you'd just let that damn thing kill me. Come on! Now what in the hell am I supposed to do for fun?" Pinkie asked.

"Ok fine, just stop killing our friends, and if you ever so much as even think about killing Big Mac. I'll own your head on a pike! GOT IT!!!" Twilight screamed.

"Damn Twilight, don't be so paranoid! Oh, I almost forgot. That's why Princess Celestia locked you in the Canterlot library that time." Pinkie said, now laughing loudly. "Who could forget about paranoid, Twilight Sparkle?"

"Oh, shut the fuck up Pinkamena!" Twilight shouted.

"Um, I'd hate to break up this old friend bonding thing, but you said something about only having three days to use the potion, and I don't want to be out here that long with you two trying to kill each other." Franklin said.

"Sorry!" Twilight and Pinkie both screamed, before they glared at each other some more.

"Let's just get the rest of the ingredients and get the hell out of here. I'm sure you two have a damn good reason for wanting to change Franklin into a pony in the first place, besides sex." Twilight said.

"Yes, to get even with my piece of shit nephew, that turned us into the police. It had to be him, who else knew of our secret location?" Franklin asked.

"Hay, that's right, he knew what the penalty would be for contacting the law on me, we had a deal. If he would help me, I wouldn't hurt him or his family, but if he broke the deal, than I would. Don't worry Franklin I won't harm the children, but I might kill their parents right in front of them." Pinkie said.

"No, I wouldn't even hurt his wife. I may call her a bitch and all, but in reality she is a good mother to those kids. Besides, it's not her fault that my nephew is a two timing piece of shit. Yea, I didn't tell you about that one, did I? He had been married to this woman for ten years, and the whole time he was banging some chick that he went to school with." Franklin said.
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So after they finished collecting the required ingredients, they went back to the library, and Twilight got out all of her alchemy supplies. Franklin and Pinkie watched in amazement, as Twilight mixed the ingredients and brewed them for a specific time, before filtering the solution and evaporating it down a couple of times. The process took about four hours to complete, but once she was done she had this perfectly clear bluish liquid.

"There, that was a little more complex than I expected, but I am after all, a professional. Now we need to let this cool for a while, because it is quite hot at the moment, but at least I am extremely confident that it's going to work." Twilight said.

Then she turned around to find Pinkie and Franklin kissing and making out on the floor, like they have been for the past three hours or so. "So, do you two love each other, as much as you are playing out?" Twilight asked, curiously.

"I'm just taking this opportunity to live out the life I really wanted. I was so bitter towards society after I got out of the military, and I never took the time for love and family. I hope now that I have found the right kind of love, but we'll worry about family later." Franklin said, finally opening up about his feelings.

"Now Pinkie can you find it in you, to be clean for a long while? I mean, you can't be much of a wife and a mother if you keep going around killing others all the time." Twilight said.

"Well, that's like the pot, calling the kettle black, isn't it Twilight?" Pinkie asked.

"Yes, I kill things and the occasional pony, but I don't do it for fun, I do it for"..."ingredients." Pinkie broke Twilight off in mid-sentence.

"You know that I make the best cupcakes in all of Equestria, and nopony, except for a select few, even know my trade secret. Oh, and by the way, I still have Rarity in my freezer at the bakery. You know, just in case you were wondering where she was." Pinkie said.

"Damn you Pinkamena! When in the hell did you kill her?" Twilight asked, in horror.

"Oh, about three days ago. Why, didn't Scootaloo's sudden appearance give you any clues, that I was out of town?" Pinkie asked.

"Damn you Pinkie, Scootaloo was just in here yesterday! She was looking for a book on families. Pinkie, whether you realize it or not, your so called assistant is just a little girl. That is so eager to please somepony that she is willing to help you slaughter other ponies. Hell, never mind you are both sick in the head!" Twilight screamed, before she tested the temperature of the potion. "Here Franklin, the choice is yours. If I were you, I would see just how far I could run away from this crazy sadistic pony, but I have learned that it's hard to change the mind of another." Twilight said.

"Well for what it is worth, Princess Twilight. It's either live out my life in Equestria, or life in prison on Earth. Not to mention, I am about 45 years younger now, with the memories of a 70 year old war veteran. So, Thank you again, for that." He said, as he took the beaker from Twilight, and drank all of the potion. "Wow, actually it doesn't taste half bad, kind of fruity, like berry juice." Franklin said.

"Well, your welcome. I just hope you've made the right decision." Twilight said, as she glared at Pinkie.
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That night in Pinkie's room at the bakery, Franklin and Pinkie were lying in bed talking, when Franklin asked. "Pinkie, what do you thing Twilight meant, when she said that your little assistant was just being desperate to please you?"

"Oh Scootaloo, she was the only pony that I love. She never tried to judge me, or question my methods, and well not to mention she is quite the skilled little killer herself. It's a little strange that she would be in the library looking for books on families. I mean she is an orphan after all, but I never once thought that she might see me as a mother figure. Perhaps that is why Twilight has been so mad at me recently." Pinkie said.

"Well sweet heart, I think we both have had a very strange day, today. You know like running through a porthole, to avoid the cops, before I suddenly get turned into a unicorn, by this royal pain in the ass of a princess. So please, let's just try and get some sleep." Franklin said, before he cuddled up close to Pinkie and put his hoof around her.

"Um, I don't mind sharing my bed, but could you at least get you hoof off of me." Pinkie said.

"Oh sorry, I just wanted to cuddle, that's all." Franklin said.

"Nah. Besides, this is how ponies cuddle." Pinkie said, as she turned to face him as she interlaced her legs with his and started kissing him, before she said. "You still have much to learn, but after all. This is your first night as a pony."

The next morning Pinkie woke Franklin up and told him that she was getting ready to make some breakfast, and the soon went downstairs to the kitchen. She took some of Rarity's remains and ground them up to make some of her famous cupcakes. "Wow, so that's you secret recipe for the world's best cupcakes, I love it. So, what's the special occasion?" Franklin asked, secretly disgusted.

"Today is the day we kill your nephew, I'm not even going to risk getting caught, it that hell hole of a world. I'm just going to open a porthole straight into his house and we are going to drag him into it. This will be sweet revenge indeed, and I'd bet that he would make some excellent cupcakes. I'd even get little Scootaloo to help us dissect his body. I'm sure that curious little filly would love to learn human anatomy. Besides, I'm sure she'll be here soon, there's no way she could miss hearing about us yesterday." Pinkie said, but just when Pinkie was taking the cupcakes out of the oven, Scootaloo arrived at the bakery and let herself in with her own key.

"Hay Miss Pinkamena, how was your trip? Whoa, who are you?" Scootaloo asked, in total shock when she saw Franklin.

"He is my, well my new coltfriend Scootaloo, and today we are going to kill his no account worthless piece of shit of a nephew." Pinkie said, excitedly.

"So seriously, who is he? I've never seen him before in my life?" Scootaloo asked.

"Alright little one, yesterday I was an elderly human, Pinkamena and I just got done taking a shower and getting cleaned up from a night of drinking and partying with three special, guests. When the local law enforcement came and tried to arrest us. Franklin explained.

"Aw damn, you had special guest, and I missed out on all the fun. Miss Pinkamena, I hope you brought me some souvenirs." Scootaloo said, disappointed.

"Well of course I did silly filly, but I get to keep the naughty one, ok." Pinkie said.

"The naughty one, what's that?" Scootaloo asked.

"Um well, let's just say that it's a human's, well penis and testis. Nothing you should be looking at, let's just leave it at that." Pinkie said, a little embarrassed about telling Scootaloo dismembered sex organs.

"Damn." Scootaloo snickered. "Was he still alive when you removed it?"

"Well of course he was alive, what would be the fun in removing it after he was dead." Pinkie said, with a smile.

"Damn mister, you mean that you were a human when you were watching Miss Pinkamena torturing those fellow humans. Weren't you worried that she would attack you?" Scootaloo asked.

"Well there was one moment that I actually feared for my life. That was after she had downed an entire bottle of rum and a partial bottle of whiskey, and went on a drunken rampage tearing our special guests limb for limb and sending blood and body parts flying everywhere." Franklin said, trying to scare and gross out Scootaloo.

"Wow awesome! I wish I could have been there!" Scootaloo yelled excitedly.

"Holy fuck! Pinkie this little pegasus is just as sick as you are, no wonder she is your assistant." Franklin said.

Pinkie just leaned while decorating the cupcakes and gave Scootaloo a loving hug. "I know, that's why I love her so much. Now who wants some of my special Rarity flavored cupcakes?" Pinkie asked.

"I do. I do." Franklin and Scootaloo said at the same time. Scootaloo grabbed a cupcake and gobbled it straight down, but Franklin was a little cautious of the taste and took small bites as he ate the whole thing.

"Damn she was pretty good, no wonder these are world famous cupcakes." Franklin said. "So what did she look like anyway?"

"Oh follow me Franklin, we have her pelt down here on the rack." Scootaloo said, pointing towards the basement, before he followed Scootaloo down the stairs. Soon Scootaloo was showing off Rarity's pelt, like a hunter would show off their latest trophy.

"Damn a solid white coat and deep violet mane and tail, she must have been a looker." Franklin said.

"Well she was a fashion designer and one of the most beautiful unicorns in Equestria. No she isn't dead now, she is at the boutique on the other side of the street. Miss Pikamena did tell you about the magical porthole, right?" Scootaloo asked.

"Well she may have mentioned it a time or two, and I guess that's how I got here in the first place." Franklin said.

They soon went back upstairs and Scootaloo pointed out Rarity through the window. "See Franklin, there she is safe and sound."

"Oh holy shit, she is sexy!" Franklin blurted out.

"Um, Franklin." Scootaloo said, pointing down and giving him a strange little smile.

"What." He said, before he looks too. "Ah damn it, there is always a draw back of now wearing pants. Sorry you had to see that little filly. When I was a human, I could let that go anytime I felt like it, but it looks like I'm going to have to learn how to control it." Franklin said, in total embarrassment.

"That's ok." Scootaloo said. "It's not that big of a deal in our world, we're all naked. Sometime the little colts at school have a problem with it, when the fillies are teasing them. Hell, I do it just to embarrass them, about wanting to be my coltfriend." Scootaloo said.

"You do realize that you're only about 7 years old. You shouldn't be doing things like that at your age, no matter how funny it is." Franklin said.

"I know, but the colts at school know to leave me alone now. However, one time I invited a classmate to come over to play, whether they like it or not." Scootaloo said, before she gave out an evil laugh.

"Um Pinkie, did you know that Scootaloo was torturing and killing fillies down there?" Franklin asked, very concerned.

"Um, no. Scootaloo, who did you kill?" Pinkie asked.

"Diamond Tiara." Scootaloo said.

"Oh, ok. Well, whatever you did to her, I'm sure the fucking little bitch deserved it." Pinkie said. "After all, she was one of the meanest bullies you ever had to face." She said. "Oh, and speaking of killing someone, Franklin it's time." Pinkie said, as her hair flattened back out, and she became Pinkamena once more.
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So we now join Pinkamena and Franklin in the basement of Sugarcube Corner. Pinkamena has already gathered a few weapons and they are ready to go through the porthole. Pinkamena adjust the porthole so that it is just inside of Stevens house, and noticed that he was dressed in a uniform and getting ready for work. "Now's our chance." Pinkamena said and they jumped through the porthole and right in front of Steven.

"Oh fuck, it's you again! Um, I wasn't the one that turned you in um, I swear!" Steven said, in fear.

"You lying bastard, I know it was you." Franklin said.

"Holy shit!" Steven said, as he looked at Franklin. "What the hell happened to you Uncle?" He said, as began to laugh.

"Oh, one of the Princesses, in Pinkamena's world is quiet a talented sorcerous. She even gave me the option of being a unicorn, before she taught me how to use magic." Franklin said, as he uses his magic to grab Steven and levitates him off the floor, as Pinkamena starts laughing. "Well, like it of not nephew you are coming with us, besides you were the only other one, that knew of our secret location yesterday." Franklin said.

"Ok it was me, damn it, but so what. It was supposed to end there. You were supposed to go to jail for the rest of your life, and you, you pink psychopath! They should have filled you with so much lead, that you should have gained a hundred pounds!" Steven shouted.

"Yes Steven, but you forgot one important thing. I can place a porthole anywhere in the universe, I repeat anywhere. As soon as we heard the cops show up, we just walked right out of there like it was nothing. I'd bet, that they were really pissed, when they found that place completely deserted. Aw damn, that reminds me, we left the booze. That's not cool, now I'm in morning for the booze! Ah-ha!" Pinkamena said, before she ran to the refrigerator and grabbed all of Steven's rum and vodka. "Hell yea, looks like I'm having a party tonight."

"Aw fuck, Pinkie my dear. Just go easy on it this time, alright." Franklin said, very worried, about a repeat of the other night.

"Fuck that, I'm getting started right now!" Pinkamena yelled, before she ripped the cap off the bottle of rum and downed the entire bottle. She let out a scream as it burned all the way down, as she smashed the bottle on the floor. "Damn that's some good shit!" She screamed.

"Hell, it should be that was a $50 bottle of rum!" Steven shouted.

"Pinkie, let's just get the fuck out of here before that shit kicks in." Franklin said, a little panicked.

"Right, good thinking, my friend." Pinkamena said. So, they got ready to go through the porthole, but not until Pinkamena grabs something out of the fridge. "Hay I gotta have the bacon." She said, before they jumped through the porthole and into the basement of Sugercube Corner.

"So Steven, welcome to Equestria, home of a bunch of fucked up crazy ponies like me." Pinkamena said, as she was already drunk by the time they arrived, and was getting worse as she spoke. "Hay Scoots, get your little plot over here! See this large pink primate over here, do you want to know what they look like inside? The fucking things look just like us, it's boring! So, I have a better idea, why don't we get these ridiculous looking clothes off of him and let's give him the rapist treatment, shall we?" She said, staggering around, before she remembered something. "Oh, that's what is in my, a bottle, yea the booze." She said, as she rips the cap off of that bottle, as well and takes a few long gulps. "Oh fuck, that shit burns! What the hell is it? She looks a the bottle. "V O D K A. Oh yea vodka, that's Russian for, fuck you up!"

"Well, no arguments there. I guess, I shouldn't have told you, where that stuff comes from." Franklin said. Pinkamena sets the bottle on a table, as she stood there for a few minutes, swaying from side to side. Franklin made sure his nephew was tied down properly. when he looked to Scootaloo, who thought this was the coolest thing, was surprised when Franklin said. "Scootaloo we have to get the out of here now!"

"Why?" Scootaloo screamed.

"You don't want to be anywhere near Pinkamena, when she's this damn drunk!" Franklin yelled, as he panicked, Scootaloo took his word for it. As soon as they got to the stairs, they looked back, and all you could hear was screaming and laughter, but all you could see was blood and flying body parts.

"Oh, why?" Scootaloo cried as her mouth trembled. "Miss Pinkamena, why?" She started crying from fear and disbelief.

"That's why this shit has to end Scootaloo, do you honestly think it's healthy for anyone to do this kind of thing, and there be no consequences for it?" Franklin asked.

"So, killing and slaughtering are wrong?" Scootaloo asked.

"Hell no. drinking. She is perfectly sane when she is sober, but once she is drunk, look the fuck out!" Franklin said.
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After a few tense moments, Franklin went back down the stairs. He looked back to see Scootaloo, still sitting on the middle step and gently crying, before he looked at Pinkamena. "Pinkie, hay Pinkie Pie. It's your friend Franklin." He said.

Pinkamena slowly turns around, with the knife in her hoof, still dripping with blood. "Franklin? What have I done? We were going to make cupcakes out of him, but I can't find him." Pinkamena said, almost like she was in a trance.

"Pinkie, it's alright. Just set the knife down, and we can get you cleaned up." Franklin said, as he is confused by her strange behavior.

"Yes I would like that." She said as she dropped the knife. "But I feel strange." Pinkie said as she turned to face him. Franklin looked her over, but couldn't see very well in the dim light.

"Hay Scootaloo, is there another light down here? I think something is very wrong, with Pinkie." Franklin said, as he was starting to panic.

"Yea, I'll be right down!" Scootaloo said, as she turned on the others lights in the basement.

shortly after the lights come on Franklin could see that something was definitely wrong with Pinkie. "Oh God Pinkie no!" He screamed as he quickly grabbed her up and laid her on the other table. "Oh Pinkie! She must have accidently stabbed herself in the drunken rage, Scootaloo." Franklin said, as he was trying to clean her wound, to see just how bad it really was, as he was fighting back the tears.

Fortunately the wound wasn't too bad, considering the size of the knife, and the fact that she tried to stop as soon as she felt it. The wound however was large enough to require stitches though. "Well this is going to be a real test of my magic." Franklin said, as soon as the thought entered his head. "Scootaloo, bring me a needle and thread, I am going to attempt to sew up this cut." He said, as Scootaloo quickly returned. Franklin grabbed the bottle of vodka and cleaned the wound the best he could, before he carefully sewn the wound up.

Then Franklin and Scootaloo cleaned her up the best they could, and he carried her on his back and placed her in their bed, for her to rest up from her ordeal. He then returned to Scootaloo. "Well Scootaloo, is there anything salvageable from the body?" He asked, but as soon a he saw her, he was surprised to see her stripping meat from the bones and collecting a fair portion of usable meat. "Wow, Scootaloo. You really are good at this, I was afraid that there wouldn't be anything worth saving. Even though this is my own nephew. Well it's official, I'm am now just as sick and twisted as the both of you." Franklin said, as he was helping her clean up the blood and some of the unusable parts and placing them in a bag along with the bones. "So how do you dispose of bodies here, anyway?" Franklin asked Scootaloo.

"Oh, well we normally dump them in the Tuataras, why?" Scootaloo asked I a little confusion.

"Wait, what. I thought that was part of Greek mythology on Earth." Franklin said.

"What are you talking about? What is Greek and earth is dirt." Scootaloo said. it total confusion.

"Well Scoots, never mind, sorry I even asked. However if Equestria's Tuataras is anything like the one mentioned in Greek mythology, then is has something to do with demons in a bottomless pit being guarded my another creature. Does any of that sound familiar?" Franklin asked.

"Wow, how did you know? Oh and it's guarded by a giant three headed dog in our world." Scootaloo said.
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A couple hours later Franklin went to check on Pinkie, and found that she was suffering from a hangover, but she really wasn't too concerned about her cut yet. "What happened Franklin, all I could remember was a sharp pain in my side and you laying me on a table, every thing else is too foggy?" Pinkie asked.

"Well Scootaloo and I were watching you chop the body up and you were laughing the whole time, but all of the sudden it got really quiet. I came down and you were just standing there still holding the knife, we turned on the other light and that's when we noticed that you were injured." Franklin said.

"Oh shit, I have to finish the job, I need to clean up the mess, I...." Pinkie was interrupted by Franklin.

"You don't have to do anything love. Scootaloo and I already took care of it, matter of fact we even cleaned you up, if you remember?" Franklin said.

"No I can't remember, that's the problem." Pinkie said.

"Well then no more booze for you, at least not a whole fucking bottle at a time. A glass of two is fine, but you get way too crazy when you have had too much. Remember those guys in the abandoned hospital, and what you turned them into? You just kept hacking at them until there was nothing left to hack at, and when you are like that Scootaloo and I are both afraid that you would turn to one of us and do the same." Franklin said, as he was gently crying.

"I would never hurt the ones I love!" Pinkie cried out.

"Are you absolutely sure about that?" Franklin asked, as he pointed to her wound. "You could have just as easily killed yourself today, and I cannot live with out you!" Franklin cried out, as they gave each other a long tearful hug.

They stayed in their embrace for a long while, until Franklin decided to call out. "Hay Scootaloo come here a minute!"

"Hay Miss Pinkamena, how are you feeling?" Scootaloo said, as soon as she saw Pinkie.

"Oh Scootaloo thank goodness you're alright, and please just call me Pinkie from now on." Pinkie said, before she gave Scootaloo a loving hug as well.

"Hay I just remembered, who wants to make some Steven flavored cupcakes?" Franklin asked.

"Oh hell yea!" Pinkie shouted, before wincing in pain.

"But what about Rarity, we still have about 40 pounds of meat left from her?" Scootaloo asked.

"Hell with it, lets spent the rest of the day baking cupcakes, and tomorrow we can have a special cupcake sale, it will be great." Franklin said, laughing.
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So they soon started baking and in a few hours they had almost every tray rack in the bakery filled. Neither of them realized how late it was getting, and suddenly they heard a knock on the door. "Hell this place has been closed for hours, how the hell could that be?" Franklin asked.

"Um Franklin, as late as it is, it can only be one pony, Princess Luna." Pinkie said as she quickly ran for the door and opened it. "Sorry Princess Luna, we were busy with the cupcakes." Pinkie said, apologetically.

"I see Pinkamena, so how is it going these days hmm?" Princess Luna asked. "I've heard from a reliable source that you have brought a human into our world, and that rat Twilight Sparkle turned him into a pony. Is this correct?" She asked, in a stern voice.

"Damn it Princess, enough word games. I am the one you are looking for, so what the hell do you want?" Franklin asked, as Pinkie just stood there frozen with fear.

"Finally, somepony with enough balls to stand up to me. So you are the outsider, now all I want to know is, what do you want and what are you doing here in Equestria? My older sister may be over tolerant with world jumpers, but I am not." Princess Luna said.

"Um Princess, are you going to get to the point, or are you just going to continue rambling on all night?" Franklin asked.

"How dare you!" Princess Luna shouted.

"How dare I what Princess, I haven't shown you any disrespect, nor have I called you any names of threatened you in any way, I just want to know what the hell you want. Now all that I want is to be left alone to live out the rest of my years in a place that is beautiful and friendly and colorful." Franklin said. with an evil grin on his face.

"Liar, you're holding a tray of cupcakes full of pony meat. Oh, never mind this word game finally makes since, you are telling me the exact opposite of what you were saying. I like you already. As you probably know I am Princess Luna, the Princess of the Night, and you are? Princess Luna asked smiling.

"My full name if irrelevant, please just call me Franklin, your highness." Franklin said

"Yes and by the smell of you, you and Pinkamena have already mated." Princess Luna said.

"No offence your highness, but is there a super heightened since of smell exclusive to alicorns, that was two days ago and we already bathed twice since then." Franklin said.

"No. No, I am smelling your essence not your body, the two of you have a chemical bond that I can since." Princess Luna said.

Franklin started laughing. "Now that I think of it we did spend about three hours yesterday kissing and making out, and last night um this morning. Alright guilty as charged." Franklin said, with a perverted smile on his face.

"Wait, do you mean to tell me that you actually love this psychotic pony?" Princess Luna asked, in amazement. "How could anypony love somepony like her, she has murdered half of the population of this town, they seem to keep coming back, but still?" Princess Luna said.

"I love her for saving my life, and I'm not referring to our little escape from the law that morning. I was slowly dying of a disease in my world and I had nothing to live for, so I would do anything in my power to make other people's lives a living hell. Until I met her, she was the only being I had ever met that actually enjoyed what she did, and she was still able to keep her feminine charm intact while doing it. A few flirts here, a sexual joke there and since ponies are always naked, a few free shots along the way." Franklin said, while holding hooves with Pinkie, and staring into her eyes.

"So when did you manage to have sex the first time, if the two of you were supposedly killing and slaughtering, well people?" Princess Luna asked.

"There's always time to take a bath of shower afterwards to clean the gore off yourself. She was so bloody that I decided to help her, and one thing kind of led to another." Franklin said.

"Damn really." Scootaloo asked, with dreamy eyes.

"Scootaloo you little pervert, why don't you go to the other room?" Pinkie asked, in embarrassment.

"No matter it's none of my concern who Pinkamena is fucking around with, however the main reason I came here tonight was to send you on a little mission. There is this unicorn by the name of Mundane trying to steal vital information from me, concerning, well that's not really important. I want him gone, I don't care what you do to him, I just need the job done. I'll give you half now and other half after the job is done as always. Do we have a deal?" Princess Luna asked.

"Princess Luna, when did I ever turn you down for anything? That pony is as good as dead. Of course we have a deal, besides you've always paid me well." Pinkie said.

"Good." Princess Luna said. "Here are 2000 bits and the information you need, just don't fuck this one up. it is of the utmost importance! Oh and by the way don't kill anypony but them, because you'll find that I have sealed that special porthole. No since on killing somepony if they are just going to come back in a couple days." Princess Luna said, and with that she vanished into a cloud of dark blue mist and leaves in a streak of magic.

"Well that was awkward. 4000 bits just for killing one pony, what the hell?" Pinkie said.

"Why, how much does she usually pay?" Franklin asked.

"Well she usually only pays me a thousand. Damn, there must be something she isn't telling me, but I'm sure she has her reasons." Pinkie said, still trying to figure out this strange occurrence.
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As they were finishing up the cupcakes Pinkamena said. "Oh wait, I almost forgot something. Franklin there is one thing that your nephew introduced me to in your world. That's why I grabbed that package of bacon before we left. I was looking for a way of getting out of killing ponies, since it has lost it's fun and as soon as I had my first taste of bacon, the idea hit me. I can stop killing ponies and have my cupcakes too, we do have pigs in our world, so maybe I could make cupcakes out of them instead." She said, before she went to the basement and grabbed the package of bacon and went back upstairs to the kitchen.

Scootaloo just looked on, and wondered what Pinkamena was up to. "Um, Miss Pinkamena what are you doing with that strange looking meat?"

"That's simple Scootaloo, I don't want to kill ponies anymore. Well not for fun, or just to make cupcakes anymore. So, I want to try other animals to make cupcakes from, this is pig meat and it taste so good." Pinkamena said. After she mixed up a batch of bacon flavored cupcakes and placed them in the oven, the whole bakery smelled of the sweet taste of bacon. Pinkamena looked over to see that Scootaloo's mouth was starting to water. "Doesn't that smell delicious Scootaloo? This just might be the best cupcakes ever, and I didn't even have to kill it myself."

"There's just one problem." Franklin said, as he looked at the bacon wrapper. "This is hickory smoked bacon, and you are smelling the hickory. do you even have hickory trees here in Equestria?"

"Um, I don't really know. I have used maple wood smoke, to flavor pegasi wings before. That is something we're going to have to look into. Oh wait, yes we have hickory. We make wagon wheels and handles as well as other things out of it. That stuff has the weirdest smelling sap, and now that I think about it the smell is almost like this." Pinkamena said. After the cupcakes were done, Pinkamena laid them on the counter to cool, but Franklin pulled three of them out with his magic to allow them to cool faster, and then Pinkamena slapped a little icing on them for flavor and each of them tried one.

"Oh, this is the best I ever had." Pinkamena exclaimed.

"Me too!" Scootaloo said, with a huge smile.

"It's not bad, but then again I have had all kinds of meats in my lifetime. I just wish I knew how to make peperoni and salami, oh and not to mention summer sausage, now that is some good stuff." Franklin said, drooling.

Pinkamena just stood there staring at him. "You mean, there are better tasting meats then bacon?" She asked, as she too started to drool.

"Well hell yea! This is just the tip of the iceberg, so to speak. I'm going to have to go back to Earth someday, and find the recipes on how to make certain kinds of flavored meats. Ha! Ha! I can tell by the look on your face that you just can't wait." Franklin said, as her nuzzled Pinkamena snout.

"Well we better get some rest if we are going to track down this Mundane character tomorrow." Franklin said.

"Um yes, that's an excellent idea, I have no idea how late it's getting. Well good night Scoots." Pinkamena said, before she game Scootaloo a little hug, before she left. Then Pinkamena and Franklin went upstairs to her room. They climbed into bed and laid their for a while.

Then Franklin spoke. "You know Pinkie, ever since I was turned into a pony, I have been dying to try this thing out. If you know what I'm saying."

Since they were facing each other, Pinkie reaches down with her hoof and she starts rubbing it against his penis. She looks him in the eye and said. "Me too." Before she gives him a loving kiss.

"Wait, I forgot that you were injured, and I don't want to risk hurting you." Franklin said, with deep compassion.

"Well then, you just lie back and let me have the fun." With that said, Pinkie throws the blanket off of them as she flips him onto his back and crams his penis deep into her vagina.

"Oh God." He moaned , as she began to slowly move herself up and down. After about an hour of slow passionate gentle sex, they both finished and they kissed each other for a short while before she laid her head on his chest and they soon fell asleep.
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The next morning, Mrs. Cake woke to find the entire bakery filled with cupcakes and a sign on the front door saying. "Huge cupcake sale all Saturday long, get them while they last."

"Oh my!" Mrs. Cake said, excitedly. She looked around and soon noticed a small mess on the counter, so she went to grab a washrag and went over to the sink to moisten it. On her way back, since she had to walk past the stairs, she decided to go up to Pinkie's room to ask her about the sale. Not thinking, she just knocked on the door a couple of times and opened it. She was in total shock to find Pinkie lying on top of Franklin, with the clear evidence of love making between them. "Oh my Celestia!" She screamed.

Pinkie looked up, and with a sheepish grin on her face, she said. "Oh um, good morning. Yea, this is what it looks like it is."

To Pinkie's surprise, Mrs. Cake just smiled at her and said. "Well it's about time, you met the right special somepony." She smiled again, as she threw the damp washrag to Pinkie.

Pinkie just looks down at the washrag and said. "Oh yea, um thanks." As she lets out a little guilty laugh.
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Later after they cleaned up their little problem the two of them went downstairs to the kitchen, when Pinkie pulled Mrs. Cake aside and told her about their little visit last night. "So, how long do you think it will take?" Mrs. Cake asked.

"There is now way of knowing, but this is an official hit job, after all. I bring him back here only if I don't have to kill him on the job." Pinkie said, as her and Franklin went to the basement to prepare for their mission. "You know what. Fuck it, I'm taking the 44 Mag this time, and my trusty knife, for back up." Pinkie said.

"I still have my survival knife that I got back from Twilight's place." Franklin said, as he was twirling it with his magic. "I also have these throwing knives too, this should be interesting. So, do you honestly want to bring this guy back here?" He asked.

"No, I think it's time for a professional hit, one shot one kill, if all possible. I actually want this guy found, since he is a high priority target. It just might make the others think twice, about messing with Princess Luna." Pinkie said.

"What about your mane and tail, aren't you going to flatten it down?" Franklin asked, now a little confused.

"Not anymore Franklin, because my love for you is what's keeping it this way." Pinkie said, before giving him a long loving kiss. She then open the instructions that Princess Luna gave her earlier. "Well I'll be, it says that this guy has threatened to kill Princess Celestia, and make all of the evidence point towards Princess Luna. All because she has threatened to force him out of business of being a boss in the Canterlot Mafia. Oh fuck, and then, here is a description of him, and his last known whereabouts. Um, needless to say I will definitely need you help on this one Love. It's not like I'm at the top of my game right now, if you know what I mean?" Pinkie said.

"Well I'm not either, this is the first time I have really been in love, and I too have lost my edge." Franklin said.

"So what do you say? Should we just find him, pop a cap in his ass and then get the hell out of there?" Pinkie asked.

"That sounds perfect since nopony around here even knows what a gun is, and I've seen you hit targets that were over fifty yards away with that weapon." Franklin said.
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So they hid their weapons in Pinkie's saddlebags and they happily trotted through town smiling at everypony and waving, so that they didn't draw any suspicion. Almost everypony they passed hollered out to Pinkie Pie, as she is now bouncing, waving and yelling hi to everypony she sees.

"Pinkie what the hell are you doing?" Franklin asked.

"Oh silly, you didn't know me before I became a killer, this is my normal personality, at least they think so." Pinkie said.

"Oh yea, the crazy party pony, I get it now." Franklin said, laughing.

They went a few miles down the road until they got close to where a cave was at the base of the mountain, just below Canterlot. "According to the information Princess Luna gave me, this should be their hideout." Pinkie said, before they both snuck in and cautiously looked around, they hid behind a bolder and Pinkie was busy putting on her gun belt and hoof harness, as Franklin was strapping a multi scabbard to his left front leg, and he was holding his survival knife with his magic.

"Exactly how dangerous are these guys again?" Franklin asked quietly.

"It didn't say, but they don't look very impressive to me." Pinkie said, confidently. They snuck in just a little further until they came to a large cavern, where they saw several large stallions stand around some boxes and crates. You could see several suspicious items sticking out of some of he crates.

Suddenly Franklin spots their target. "Pinkie, look at the one on the far right. Do you think you can squeeze off a shot from here?" Franklin asked quietly.

"Shush." Pinkie said, quickly. As he turned to notice that Pinkie was already steading her hoof and carefully aiming for a shot. A few tense seconds later. "Blam!!" He sees the unicorn fall to the ground, lying perfectly still. The others start to run in panic, not knowing what had just happened. "Fuck it, I'm dropping a couple more, just for good measure." Pinkie said. As she fires into the crowd of panicked ponies, as you could see another one drop. She fires one more time, and a third one drops as well. Each time she fired the revolver the cave echoed loudly, frightening them even more. In the middle of their panic and confusion, Franklin and Pinkie just decided to run out of there, just as fast as they could, but they ran into the one guarding the cave entrance. He shot a couple of spells at them as they ran. So, Franklin quickly turned to face him, and grabbed one of the throwing knives, with his magic and threw it straight into the unicorns neck, and blood began to pour as the small blade pierced a major artery. They both stopped just long enough to admire the sight, before running straight into the woods.

Once their excitement subsided, they looked at each other and grinned, before Franklin gave Pinkie a long romantic kiss. "That's the Pinkie I know, a calm , cool and collected assassin." Franklin said. They looked at each other and quickly removed their weapons and placed them into Pinkie's saddlebags. They ran back towards Ponyville and Franklin stopped Pinkie, next to a cluster of flowers. "I have a brilliant idea, we are lovers, and the town thinks we are lovers, so here you go." Franklin said, before he plucked a few flowers and placed them in her mane, before he took some more flowers and smeared them on her side as he did the same to himself. "Now if the others wonder where we have been, we'll just kiss each other and tell them that we were making out in the beautiful flowers." Franklin said.

"Ooh, why lie at all then?" Pinkie said, as she shoved him into the bed of flowers as she leaped on top of him as the kissed wildly. She stopped and stared into his eyes. "Now this looks a little more convincing, don't you think?" Pinkie said, before kissing him somemore.

About an hour later they finally made it back to Ponyville and were well on their way back to the bakery, when all of the sudden, a familiar voice rang out. "Pinkie Pie, what in Equestria has gotten into you recently? I haven't seen you like this in a long time." Rarity said.

"Oh hi, Rarity!" Pinkie said excitedly, as she grabbed her and gave her a huge hug, causing Rarity to blush. "Have you met my coltfriend?" She asked, pointing to Franklin, as he smiles proudly.

"Your what? Pinkie Pie, I never would have believed it. Oh my, you're absolutely blushing." Rarity said, while laughing at Pinkie's reaction.

"Well, hello there, Rarity! Pinkie Pie here, has told me so much about you. It is so good to finally meet you at last. My name is Franklin, by the way." He said with a smile, as he gave Pinkie a little wink.

"No offence Franklin, but how could you possibly be attracted to her?" Rarity said, as she started to flirt with him.

"What did you say bitch!?" Franklin snapped at her. Rarity was now prancing around and shaking her flank at him, as she was giving him a very seductive look and kissy faces. "Stop Rarity! First off, you're not even half a beautiful as Pinkie besides, she doesn't parade herself around like a common prostitute! "I say, good day!" Franklin said, before him and Pinkie turned to walk over to the bakery, not once stopping to look back.

"Well I never! You two maniacs, stop this instant! I will not be insulted like that, do you hear me! Hay! Hay!" Rarity screamed at them.

"Rarity, shut the fuck up!" Twilight scolded her, as she suddenly appeared, from out of nowhere.

"Um Twilight, what's a prostitute?" Rarity asked, dumbfounded.

"Oh, for the love of my sanity." Twilight said, placing her hoof in her face. "Rarity, it's somepony that offers sex, for money."

"Oh damn it, how did he find out?" Rarity asked, with a worried look on her face.

"What!!!!" Twilight screamed at the top of her lungs, before shook her head in total disbelief, in Rarity's lack of intelligence.
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Then Twilight runs over to meet up with Franklin and Pinkie, but is stopped dead in her tracks by what she sees, as she thought. Why does Pinkamena look like the old Pinkie Pie, she is even bubbly and happy. "Hay you guys, wait up!" Twilight said, just as friendly as she could.

"Hay Twilight!" Pinkie said, as she turned around and gave her a loving hug, sending Twilight into shock.

"Um, Pinkie Pie, but how can this be? What is so different about you?" Twilight asked, in total disbelief.

"Um, Twilight follow us. We have to tell you something really important." Pinkie said, as Twilight followed them into the bakery and upstairs to their bedroom.

"Well now that we are away from curious eavesdroppers." Franklin said. "Um sweet hear, go ahead and tell her what you have decided."

"Ok Twilight, and before you say anything, just please hear me out. I am completely done killing ponies, except for the little jobs that Princess Luna offers me, because the money is too good to pass up on. I am now just a hired assassin. The bake sale we are having today, is to clean out my entire stock of, well you know what. However thanks to Franklin here, we will still have tasty cupcakes for sale, made from meat that doesn't involve murder." Pinkie said excitedly.

"Um, congratulations by the way, and I am proud of you, but what kind of meat are you talking about?" Twilight asked, still a little confused.

"Pork." Franklin said, "It is the most tender and tastiest meat you've ever had."

"Well. Ok, just as long as it isn't ponies. I don't care anymore, but what is pork anyway?" Twilight asked.

"Pigs!" Pinkie said excitedly. "Besides they are a lesser intelligent animal, and with my porthole, they will regenerate automatically."

"Well how do you plan on killing them, Pinkie?" Twilight asked.

"Well on earth we shoot them in the base of the skull with something like this." Franklin said, as he uses his magic to remove the 44 Mag. from Pinkie's saddlebag.

"Ok, you brought a gun to Equestria. How cleaver! You know, you could have just asked. I could have just taught you a spell that would stop their heart, and kill them instantly." Twilight said, giving Franklin an evil grin.

"You what?" Franklin asked. "Well alright, now that would be much easier, besides those bullets don't come cheap."

"You're a unicorn, duh, you can use a simple duplication spell to make more. That book is in the library by the way, along with about a thousand more spells just waiting to be read." Twilight said smiling.

"Um, but how does Pinkie use magic, I have clearly seen her do it, and she doesn't even have a horn?" Franklin asked, confused.

"She is a mystery, and a one of a kind. In short, not even Princess Celestia knows how she does it.

To be continued...
In Part 3

Author's Note

I was going to edit and proof read it, but I figured you have all waited long enough.

Part 3

When we left off, Pinkie Pie, Franklin, and Twilight Sparkle were having a little private conversation in Pinkie's bedroom at Sugarcube Corner. They were still discussing the idea of using pork to make cupcakes, instead of murdering fellow ponies to make them. When Twilight finally notice a strong familiar smell coming from their bed sheets. Twilight just stood there for a moment, sniffing the air.

"I thought I smelled sex in here, let me guess. You two did it again last night didn't you?" Twilight asked, in disgust.

"Twilight, there is a huge difference, between making passionate love and rough sex!" Pinkie scorned, as Twilight stood there in confusion.

"Wait, passionate love? I never knew it could be any different. I'm truly sorry abut jumping to conclusions, it's just that. Oh, never mind." Twilight said, looking around uneasily.

"Don't worry sweet heart, you're a very attractive mare. I'm sure you will find somepony that truly loves you someday." Franklin said, placing his hoof on her shoulder.

"Well alright, I'll help you find a way to make a, well a slaughter house. I know that they exist in other worlds, but it's just going to be very difficult keeping it a secret from Princess Celestia. Now Princess Luna on the other hoof, would probably love the idea." Twilight said, with a little laugh.

"Wait a minute! Are you two seriously suggesting that I open up a full blown slaughter house, here in Equestria? Do you have any idea how crazy that sounds right now?" Franklin asked, in amazement.

"Wait you two, I have a better idea. Why don't we buy some land, and build a legitimate farm. That just happens to have pigs on it, and chickens, for eggs, maybe even a cow or two for milk." Pinkie said, rubbing her fore hooves together. "It would be just like a normal farm, but we could do our, other, work in a specially made cellar under the barn." Pinkie said proudly.

"Pinkie Pie, that is pure genius, that would actually work nicely!" Twilight said in complete agreement. "But where are you going to get that kind of money, to do that though?"

"Princess Luna just paid us 2000 bits to do a job, and hopefully she'll be back tonight to pay us the other 2000. Since we just got done doing the job, about an hour ago." Pinkie said.

"So the reason that you are all covered in flowers, wasn't from making out in the flower patch, east of town. You only did that to convince everypony that you were. Cleaver! So, what did you say you did for a living, before you came her again, Franklin?" Twilight asked.

"Oh you mean my military service? Where killing is my business and business is good. That's just a little joke, by the way. Seriously, I used to build and repair machines, design plans for building projects. Basically we were the guys that the military turned to, when they needed something built or repaired, and in a timely fashion." Franklin said with a smile.
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After they had their little conversation, they went to the library where Twilight proceeded to teach Franklin some new spells. She then shown Franklin a stack of spell books that had some specific spells in them, that he might be interested in. Franklin looked down at them, and was a bit puzzled.

"Um Princess, I can't read these. We may speak the same language, but our written language is completely different." Franklin said, before he used his magic to write the English alphabet on a piece of parchment, and told her what they were.

Twilight studied them for a while, then she wrote the Equestrian alphabet. Fortunately they were the same, just the letters were different. After a while, of using the alphabet chart, the two of them made. He was soon able to decipher the Equestrian written language. It only took him about a hour, until he could read like a native. Which is something that really impressed Twilight.

"You know Franklin, it would take somepony with a lot of intelligence to be able to do something like that, as fast as you did." Twilight said proudly.

"Thank you Princess, and here just incase you want to learn my native written language." Franklin said as he gave her the chart. "This is just like the codes and word games that the militaries in my world have used for years, to relay secret information to each other on the battle field. So, just think about it, if we ever have to send a secret message to each other. We can use my written language." Franklin said, trying to make an intellectual connection with Twilight.

Twilight studies the chat and soon realizes the it would be very easy to read an write in Franklin's language. It was all a matter of substituting one letter for another. "Franklin, this chart just might come be very useful later, I too would like to visit your world someday." Twilight said with a smile.

"Well hell, I just can't get over the difference in currency. Did you know that one bit here is worth about a thousand dollars in my world? Think about what we could buy for just a few measly bits." Franklin bragged.

"Really? You have no idea just how evil of an idea that gave me." Twilight said. "Sure a few bits won't buy much here, but if we could legally buy something over there for less than a bit, and sell it for several bits here. Hmm." She said in deep thought, while rubbing her chin with her fore hoof.

"Damn girl, now that does sound like an evil, but brilliant idea. Maybe with Pinkie's ability to easily travel between worlds, we could set up our own little inter world exchange. If only we could get a computer over here, with an internet connection. Then I could show you some crazy shit. We could buy and sell things over the internet even." Franklin said, as the two of them were getting excited. Pinkie on the other hoof was getting a bit confused about their sudden common interest, that it was starting to make her a bit jealous of them.

"Franklin you ought to be ashamed of yourself!" Pinkie scolded.

"Pinkie my dear, what makes you say that?" Franklin quickly asked.

"Are you flirting with Twilight now, but I thought you loved me?" Pinkie asked, shedding a few tears.

"I do love you silly, more then I ever loved anyone." He said, giving her a loving kiss. "We aren't flirting with each other, we are simply figuring out how to make a shitload of money." Franklin said, defending himself.

"Oh, I'm sorry, it's just that I couldn't understand what you were talking about. Well, I wasn't really paying attention anyway." Pinkie admitted, before she let out a little goofy snort.

"I'm simply trying to figure out how we can afford to build our own little dream house, complete with its very own slaughter house, that's all. Would you like that love?" Franklin asked, before giving her a long romantic kiss. "Besides, with Twilight, the only kind of relationship I want with her is a professional one. She is your friend, but I would like to be her friend too."

"That's absolutely right, besides we have a few things in common too Pinkie. We are both eggheads for one, and we both like doing nerdy things." Twilight said, giving Pinkie a funny look.

Pinkie Pie just started to laugh a little, before point at the two of them and yelling. "Nerds!" Then the three of them laughed like they haven't laughed in years.

Now with their rejuvenated friendship, Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie, decided to get the old gang back together once and for all. Although the task might be more difficult than you would expect. They may have once been the elements of harmony, and the best of friends, but those days were now just a distant memory.
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Franklin was now busy learning some new spells from the pile of spell books that Twilight had laid out for him. So, the two of them told him that they were going out for a little walk together. "Well have fun you two, it sounds like you both have quite the task ahead of you, if you are going to get your friends back together again." Franklin said, with an uneasy smile.

With that they left the library and headed straight for Rarity's place, to try to talk some since into her once and for all. They walked up to her front door, and Pinkie Pie gave it a friendly knock.

As soon as Rarity opened the door, she just stood there for a short while staring at them. "Oh, what a surprise, are you two bitches here to harass me some more?" She said in a stern voice.

"No! I just came her to apologize to you, for you know the stuff the I used to do." Pinkie said in a sincere voice.

"Pinkamena Diane Pie, you murdering sack of shit! Why would I believe anything you're about to say? Just leave!" Rarity screamed, while in tears.

"Fine." Twilight finally said. "Because unlike you, she has actually changed and she is now asking you for forgiveness. Why is that so hard for you to understand? Right now we could really use the element of generosity. So please, just give her another chance."

"Well alright Twilight, but I don't see what difference it will make." Rarity said, as she looked over to Pinkie Pie, only to find that she is genuinely crying. "Pinkie Pie, I am sorry too. I know that I have said thing to you in the past, that really hurt your feelings. Magical portal or not, why in the hell did you torture me to death, repeatedly? I will give you a second chance, but it will take me forever to honestly forgive you for that and I don't trust you." Rarity said, staring Pinkie dead in the eye.

"I swear I will find a way to right my wrongs. I love the taste of meat, and I just couldn't help myself, it drove me completely insane. I even killed myself once, just to satisfy my cravings later, when I came back. I don't honestly know where that damn portal came from, but it turned me into a complete monster." Pinkie tried to explain whole heartedly, but Rarity was having no part of it.

"So, why is this time any different, and what's to keep you from returning to your old ways again?" Rarity asked angrily.

"Because, I have discovered true love, and honestly who knew that a little bit of sex, at the right given time, could completely curb my cravings for the taste of flesh. By now you are well aware that this whole town is addicted to the taste of meat. That's why my cupcakes sell, well, like hot cakes. They can't get enough of them. Even now, just look at that line over there." Pinkie Pie said, pointing towards a long line forming outside of Sugarcube Corner.

"Pinkie Pie, you idiot! This isn't helping your case right now, besides I know who is on the menu right now. I'm not as stupid as you think! I realized that I had a couple of days missing from my memory. I know of only one thing around here that can cause that. Your fucking portal, I am the one that they are eating over there! That is why I was such a bitch to you earlier, do you blame me?" Rarity screamed at the top of her lungs.

Pinkie just collapsed to the ground and cried, before looking over to Twilight and saying. "This was a very bad idea. What reason could I ever give her for forgiving me? Let's just leave, It's hopeless." Before she slowly got up and walked towards the library crying loudly the whole way, with no thoughts of even looking back.

"How serious is she?" Rarity finally asked Twilight.

"Well, she is extremely serious. She has found the greatest feeling she has ever known, and well, that isn't Pinkamena. That is the real Pinkie Pie, and she is just trying to kill Pinkamena from her mind, once and for all. Can you at least help her do that? Besides she might be trying to find a place to kill herself right now, or never mind. She just went into the library to be with Franklin. Well at least that's a relief." Twilight said.
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"So that is the real Pinkie Pie, and not some psychotic and demented freak version of her?" Rarity asked.

"She is as real as she comes, if you know what I mean by that?" Twilight said, truthfully. Rarity began to cry as she walked to the library, as Twilight followed close behind her. As they reach the library, Rarity's face was completely wet from crying. They stepped inside to find Pinkie and Franklin hugging tightly, as Pinkie is still crying loudly, while Franklin is doing his best to comfort her, but to no avail.

"I know what will cheer you up, Pinkie Pie!" Rarity said, with a tearful smile. "How about a loving hug from one of your best friends?" Pinkie Pie looked up to see Rarity as she stood completely in tears, and ran over to except her invitation for a loving hug. They stood in their embrace for a few minutes, until their eyes were completely dry once more.

Then Rarity said. "Oh Pinkie Pie, it really is you, the real you for once. I have missed you so much, and yes, I forgive you. You, not the other one, alright just you."

Pinkie just lets out a little laugh. "Maybe I'll forgive my other self someday too, but that might take a while."

"Are you going to be alright now Pinkie?" Franklin asked. "That was pretty intense for a while. I've never seen her like that before, she must really be having a breakthrough moment."

"Franklin, I really hope you're right." Twilight said. "Well that's three down and three to go. Are you ready girls?"

"Ready for what?" Rarity asked.

"Ready to get the gang back together!" Pinkie said.

"The other two might not be too difficult, but Rainbow Dash, is another story all together." Twilight said. "She is somewhere in Cloudsdale, but nopony seems to know where."

After about 5 minutes of debating they decided to go to Fluttershy's cabin next. She would probably be the easiest to convince, seeing how she is the element of kindness, after all. So they walked all the way to Fluttershy's little cabin by the woods. Once they arrived Pinkie Pie ran up and knocked on the door. To their surprise, there was no answer. So Pinkie knocked again, while calling her name, but still no answer. So the three of them decided to walk around to the back of the cabin, only to find the place was completely deserted.

"Oh no! What's happened to poor Fluttershy?" Pinkie asked, as she started to cry once more. Her two friends both giving her a hug.

"I don't know Pinkie Pie, we are just as much to blame as you, when it comes to Fluttershy. I guess I should have at least visited her one in a while." Twilight said as she started to cry as well. Before she started to get angry and decided to do something crazy. "I'll be back, I'm going to ask somepony, if they know where she might have gone. I'm going to end this shit once and for all, and the only way to fix this, is for me to come clean, and ask Princess Celestia for help!" Twilight screamed in anger, before taking off and flying straight for Canterlot, to speak with Celestia for the first time in over a year.

Once she arrived at the Canterlot Castle she was greeted by two stubborn guards. "Sorry Princess Twilight Sparkle, the Royal Guards no longer recognize your authority. We must ask you to leave at once!" One of the guards ordered.

"Oh really!" Twilight said angrily. "Well since you won't obey me, they you just might have to fear me. Now step aside! I only came here to speak with Princess Celestia, and that is what I intend to do!"

The two guards aimed their spears at her and stood their ground. Then one of them said. "I'm sorry, but we have our orders, and we must obey." He said, with a worried look on his face.

"Fine, then you leave me no choice!" She screamed at them, before firing a powerful spell at the floor between them, and sending them flying in opposite directions. Twilight than walked straight into the throne room, as two more guards tried to stop her, as she did the same to them as well. Suddenly she sees a huge flash of white, as she looks up to see Princess Celestia standing before her, with her horn glowing and aimed directly at her.

"Well, if it isn't Princess Twilight Sparkle, my formal student and traitor! Why have you come here, after practicing dark and dangerous magic? I ought to banish you to someplace befitting of you!" Princess Celestia screamed in anger and fury.

"Please!!" Twilight begged. "I didn't come here for a fight! I came here to apologize to you, but your damn guards wouldn't even let me in. So, I made them! Are you happy now?"

"Twilight, so you. Wait, do you mean to tell me, that what you did about a year ago, was just an accident and you are just now coming here to apologize for it!?" Princess Celestia asked, in totally confusion.

"Princess Luna, warned me not to come and speak to you about it, at all." Twilight said, "So blame her, not me!"

"Then why did my guards try to stop you? I didn't order them, My castle has always been open to you. I thought that you were coming here to challenge me, since I saw you attacking them." Princess Celestia said, finally beginning to relax once more.

"No, I just walked right up to them like I always have, but this time they ordered me to stop. When I ordered them to let me pass, they said that they were ordered not to recognize my authority. So, what the hell is going on around here? Oh, and the main reason I came here was to ask you, if you know what has happened to Fluttershy, we can't find her anywhere?" Twilight asked, in complete sincerity.

"Strange, my guards are carrying out orders, that I did not give and your friend is completely missing. Clearly there is something going on that I am unaware of. Hold on for just a second Twilight. You there Guard, step forward!"

"Yes your highness!"

"Who gave the order to now allow Princess Twilight into the castle?" Princess Celestia ordered, as he begun to sweat profusely.

"It was Princess Luna, Your highness! We were sworn to secrecy, but I cannot directly disobey you!"

"Good stallion, you are dismissed." Celestia said. "Well Twilight, that answers a lot of questions. Now about you! What the hell has been going on in Ponyville this whole time? Besides murders, cannibalism, and explicit sex rings!? I swear this whole kingdom is going straight to hell and I have absolutely no control over it anymore!"

"Well fuck! I guess you have to know everything in order to help me." Twilight said. So about two and a half hours of detailed explanations later. Twilight filled Princess Celestia in on everything that she knew that was going on in Ponyville.
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After about a half a bottle of whiskey later, Princess Celestia finally calmed down enough to speak again. "Well Twilight, it looks like I'm going to have to deal with this personally, besides I have never heard of anything as fucked up as that, ever happening before! Excuse me." Princess Celestia said, before she takes a few more swigs of whiskey before speaking once more, but this time her right eye is starting to twitch, due to the stress. "I'm sorry for what you are about to see me do next Twilight, so please just stay right there. I'll be right back!" She said, before finishing off the bottle and shattering it on the floor, as she walks towards to stairs. Once she arrived at the bottom she started screaming at the top of her lungs. "Luna get your ass down here now!!!"

A few seconds later Princess Luna came down the stairs, and was now standing in front of Celestia. She looks up at her sister, not knowing what to expect. As Celestia was now glairing at her, with one eye twitching uncontrollably before she said. "What the fuck is going of around her Luna? After what Twilight just told me, I wound up chugging down an entire bottle of whisky, and you know that I don't even fucking drink! You better tell me everything you know, or so help me I will find a way to send you ass back to the fucking Moon permanently!" Princess Celestia demanded.

"Oh, whatever do you mean dear sister? I haven't done anything wrong, I swear. How could you believe such accusations about me?" Luna said, trying to sound all sweet and innocent.

"Will you just tell me the fucking truth and stop trying to weasel your way out of it!" Princess Celestia demanded, as her face was now bright red with anger as her eyes were now completely bloodshot and her right eye was twitching so badly it was more closed than open.

"Ok fine, I'll tell you everything I know." Luna finally confessed. About another two and a half hours later of detailed explanations later, Princess Celestia was now levitating a jug of the strongest moonshine that anypony could find in all of Equestria, and drinking it down like water. Still having no effect on calming her nerves, but making her extremely drunk.

"You know what would be completely awesome?" Princess Celestia laughed uncontrollably. "I should just take the sun and crash it straight into our fucking planet and then I wouldn't have to worry about you stupid fucking ponies ever again, for all eternity. As for you sister I ought to cram the moon straight up your fucking ass! Before you say anything. Oh trust me, I'll make it fit!" She said as she walked around staggering and stumbling, before she finally passed out cold from over drinking.

She just laid on the floor for a few seconds, before she started vomiting profusely and pissing at the same time. Luna and Twilight both stood there in complete disgust, before Princess Luna teleported a video camera from out of nowhere and began laughing while filming her sister's drunken state. Than Twilight destroyed the camera with a spell and yelled at Luna. "Don't you think you've caused enough grief already!? Without completely ruining your sister reputation!"

Twilight and Luna were now facing each other as Twilight is confronting Luna for all of the problems she has caused. "So, it was you this whole damn time? You were controlling everypony in their sleep! You caused Pinkie Pie to become Pinkamena and kill hundreds of ponies! Why, why the fuck would you even do a thing like that?" Twilight screamed as she was about to completely lose her temper. She stood there, staring at Princess Luna. Her horn was brightly glowing and her eyes were shining bright with rage.

Princess Luna just looked at her and laughed. "Calm down Twilight, you should know better than to fight me." Luna said, and she too started to glow her horn and eyes, and the two of them stood facing each other in a huge magical aura. "As far as why I would do something like that." Luna said. "Do you have any idea just how damn boring the world has become? I just wanted to have a little fun that's all. Besides what could be more fun than watching ponies slaughtering each other? I love watching them do it over, and over, and over again! That is why I made that portal that brings ponies back from the dead, just so that I could see them die repeatedly." Princess Luna kept it up, until Twilight was so pissed that she shot a very powerful spell into Luna's face, causing her to slam back into the wall behind her.

"Aah!! You bitch!" Luna screamed, before firing back with a spell of her own, but Twilight was so enraged that the spell didn't even seem to affect her. After a few moments later, nearly the entire entryway to the throne room was completely destroyed in the course of the dueling magical battle.

It was soon over when Princess Celestia finally woke from passing out. She held the two of them in the air with a very powerful grip spell, before screaming. "What the fuck has gotten into both of you? Stop fighting! Hay, which one of you threw the damn column through the door way?" They both looked at each other and shrugged.

"I don't know it all happened too fast." Twilight said, in confusion.

"Yes Twilight, I am completely furious too, but that doesn't mean, I want to see anypony else hurt! I know that you are very angry with my sister right now, and where in the hell did you learn to fight like that? I know from experience just how powerful my sister is, and here you are kicking her ass!" Celestia screamed, as she noticed that Luna was covered from head to tail in cuts, burns, and bruises, not to mention blood, while Twilight just has a few minor spell burns and a few ruffled feathers on her wings.

Princess Celestia, dropped both of them on the floor, with a pleasant little thud, and walked over to them. "Now both of you, listen to me carefully. We are going to right the wrongs my sister has done, together, whether she likes it or not. By the way sister, do you know what has happened to Twilight's friend Fluttershy?"

"Please sister, your breath smells like puke." Luna said, as she tried to cover her nose. "Yes, I know where she is. She was the only one that I couldn't fully control. So I tried to convince her to either leave Ponyville forever or I would send her to work in the Rainbow Factory. The stupid little bitch wouldn't leave, so you can guess the rest."

"You WHAT!?" Twilight screamed, in a huge flash of anger.

"Twilight stop this instant!" Princess Celestia ordered. "As much as I would like to see you tear into my sister again. Fighting amongst ourselves won't solve anything. I'll get cleaned up, and then we will leave. So to guarantee the safety of the castle, I'm going to place both of you in a magical barrier, just so you won't destroy the entire city in the short time it will take for me to get ready."

"Could I send a letter to Pinkie Pie and Rarity, before you do that Princess Celestia?" Twilight asked.

"You'd better make it damn quick, Twilight." Celestia said, before Twilight ran over to the throne and grabbed a quill and scroll, and wrote and sent a letter, before she found herself in bubble made of powerful magic. "There now. You two behave while I clean this barf off of myself." Princess Celestia said, before she walked away.

Just than the guard from earlier said. "Wow Princess Twilight, I never knew that you were more powerful than Princess Luna."

"I'm only that powerful when I'm extremely angry." She said. "Besides I was so mad, that she didn't stand a chance against me."

"What the hell did you just say about me over there?" Luna asked.

"Nothing bitch, just mind your own business." Twilight snapped back, as the guard just stood there in total shock.

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Later, when Princess Celestia returned, she freed Luna and Twilight from her magical barrier spell. She then looked at her sister and said. "Get the money that you owe Pinkie Pie. I know all about that job you gave her to do."

Luna just looked at Twilight and yelled. "Damn you bitch, you just had to tell her everything, didn't you!" She then stormed off to get the rest of Pinkie's money.

"If it wasn't for destroying the entire Kingdom Twilight. I would have let you beat her to a bloody pulp for what she has done to you and your friends." Princess Celestia said. "You do realize that don't you?"

"I just can't believe she would do such a thing. We had a perfectly peaceful existence, and I had the best group of friends anypony could have ever asked for. Now it's just a distant faint memory." Twilight said, before she began to cry.

"Not if I can help it!" Princess Celestia said proudly, as she comforted Twilight. "You know that I will do everything in my power to return this world back to normal. My sister will be severely punished, but I am the only one that can do it. Or I might let you beat the shit out of her some more, before I make my final decision." She said, as the both laughed a little.

Soon Luna is seen carrying a huge bag of bits down the stairs. "Damn sister, how much are you paying her?" Celestia asked.

" Well 2000 bits. Plus another 3000 for a major apology, so that her and her coltfriend can have a happy life together. It is, after all, the least I could do." She said with a sorrowed smile.

"Damn Princess Luna, that's 7000 bits in less then a week, do you have anything left for yourself?" Twilight asked.

"No, and I don't care anymore, I don't deserve it after every stupid thing I did, alright. She was, after all, my greatest puppet, and the most feared in the land. Who else could have killed over a hundred ponies and retained their sanity? Well there's also little Scootaloo, but it didn't take much to make her a little killer. She already had the potential, I just pushed her the rest of the way. She is the only insane one of the bunch and the one to look out for." Luna said, with an evil grin.

"Damn you Luna, she's only a little filly, how dare you do such a thing!" Celestia said. "I think I'll let you be the one to punish her later Twilight, because I'm so pissed right now that I might accidently kill her! So, let's just get this fucking money to Pinkie Pie, and see about getting your two friends out of that damn rainbow factory." Celestia said.

"Wait, Rainbow Dash is there too!?" Twilight screamed.

"For what its worth, I'm extremely sorry Twilight. Luna said sadly.

So they went to meet Pinkie Pie and Rarity, but Twilight was in total shock, when she saw that Applejack was now with them. As soon as they landed Twilight ran over to Applejack and gave her a huge hug and a tearful smile. "I'm very happy to see you too Twilight. It's been to long since I've seen you like this sugar cube." Applejack said with a tearful smile, before she noticed Luna and Celestia landing behind Twilight. "Whoa! What in tarnation happened to Princess Luna?" Applejack hollered.

"Well Princess Twilight and I found out that she was behind everything this whole time, and well, Twilight straight up whooped her ass." Princess Celestia said while laughing.

Then Princess Luna walked over to Pinkie Pie carrying the huge bag of bits. "Pinkie Pie, I believe this belongs to you now. Plus I gave you the rest of what I had, so that you and can live a happy life now. Your killing days are over." Luna said as she laid the bag on the ground at Pinkie's hooves.

Pinkie Pie got all excited and yelled. "Just wait until I tell Franklin about this! Oh wait, Princess Celestia do you want to meet my coltfriend from another world?"

"Yes Pinkie, but maybe later. My sister here was kind enough to tell us where we can find your two remaining friends, and we are on our way to get them." Princess Celestia said.

"Well, where are they Princess?" Applejack asked in a nervous yet anxious voice.

"They are in the Rainbow Factory in Cloudsdale, where no pony is ever seen coming or going, and the whole place is surrounded in secrecy. So, we shall return soon, wish us luck." Princess Celestia said in a serious tone, as Twilight's three remaining friends stood there and cried, knowing the uncertainty of their friends return.

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A few minutes later the three princesses flew up to Cloudsdale and headed straight for the rainbow factory where a couple of guards tried to stop them. "Halt no one is allowed near the factory!" One of them shouted.

"I rule this entire kingdom and all that is in it! So stand aside, or die where you stand!" Princess Celestia ordered. The two guards quickly stood aside and let them pass, in fear of certain death and let them through the gates to the front door. Once there, Celestia tried to open the door, but found that it was locked from the inside. So she used a powerful spell to blast the door from it's hinges, before they went inside.

Once inside they saw several pegasi working on a line of some sort as they all look over to see their strange visitors. Then suddenly from out of nowhere, they heard a familiar voice crying out, as Twilight looked over to see it was none other than Fluttershy. She was now crying and running straight for her, but she now had a large pegasus guard chasing after her and yelling. "Get back here, no one ever gets out of here alive!" Just before he was able to grab Fluttershy, Twilight shot him with a spell, causing him fly back into a machine that quickly crushed him into a fine bloody paste.

Fluttershy never looked back to even see what had happened, as she ran up to Twilight and gave her a huge tearful hug. "Please! Get me the hell out of here Twilight!" She screamed as she was now crying uncontrollably in sheer terror.

Twilight hugged her tightly and gave her a kiss on the forehead before she said. "I intend to, just as soon as we find Rainbow Dash, and I won't hesitate to kill anypony that stands in my way." Shortly after she mentioned Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy nervously points to a small room and lets out a little whimper. "So, she is up there, huh! You stay here with Princess Celestia. I'll be right back." Twilight said bravely. As Fluttershy, still shaking in fear, quickly ran over and clung to Celestia's front leg for security.

Twilight was half way to the small room, that looked over the factory floor, like a foreman's office. She suddenly saw another one of the guards, hovering near some workers and pointing a strange stick at them that made a strange zapping sound, as he threatened them . He suddenly looked in Twilight's direction and yelled. "You there halt!" As he started to charge at her, she charged up her horn to show that she wasn't a pegasus, but it was no use. She shot him with a spell that knocked him out of the air. He let out a scream as he crashed into a steel support beam. He then looked up and yelled. "What the hell was that!?"

"I'm an Alicorn Princess, dumbass! I tried to warn you!" Twilight quickly yelled back. She then flew to the elevated platform and landed next to the door to the small office.

She couldn't kelp but to just knock on the door to see what would happen, but soon after she did, a familiar voice called out from inside. "Now what, how damn difficult could it be to get a simple color right?" The voice started to get louder, right before the door swung open. "Twilight! What the fuck are you doing in here? How did you even get in here in the first place?" Rainbow Dash asked in total confusion.

"It's been a long time Dashie, I already have Fluttershy. So, what the fuck is going on around here?" Twilight demanded.

"The Royal Sisters have no authority in this place and I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave, while you still can Twilight. I don't want anything to happen to you!" Rainbow Dash said demandingly.

"I see, so that's a no then. I'm getting all of our friends back together, and it wouldn't be the same without you." Twilight said as she shed a few tears, but she could tell that her emotions were having no effect on Rainbow Dash.

"So, you honestly think that you can just come in here and tell me that you still want to be friends, after all the messed up fucking shit you tried to get all of us to do about a year ago! Think again! There's nothing that you could say to me, that will make me change my mind." Rainbow Dash said, as she was growing evermore impatient.

"Fine, how about the truth then, here it goes. Princess Luna has been brainwashing everypony in their sleep. I know this, because she finally told Princess Celestia and I, just a couple of hours ago. Right before we got into a huge fight! I never knew that I could get mad enough to defeat Princess Luna in a real fight." Twilight said with a little evil chuckle.

"That's total bullshit Twilight, do you honestly expect me to believe a story that fucked up, and here I though you were smart!" Rainbow Dash yelled back.

"Well, why don't you ask her yourself? She is standing right over there." Twilight said, pointing to Celestia and Luna.

Rainbow Dash looks over at them and starts to laugh. Even from where she stood, she could see that Princess Luna was wore for wear. "Holy shit Twilight, you did that to her? What stopped you from finishing her off?" She asked, while laughing.

"More like a who, Princess Celestia finally broke up the fight." Twilight said with a chuckle.

"Fine, since you claim that she was behind our breakup, I guess I'll for everything, but it's a litter hard to explain my situation here. I oversee the rainbow making process now. Do you want to see the big secret? I'll warn you though, it's a bit gross." Rainbow Dash said, before she motioned Twilight to follow her. They walked into the small office and Rainbow Dash points to a huge machine through the window, and explained in simple terms to Twilight. "Ponies go in one side and the colors of the rainbow the other. It's sick and twisted, I know, but that is why this place is so secret." She said, as she shed a few tears.

"Dash do you just want to get the hell out of here, before you completely lose your mind?" Twilight asked, trying to reach the real Rainbow Dash.

"I can't! They'll hunt me down and kill me for leaving, and I don't want to be hunted for the rest of my life!" Rainbow Dash screamed, in fear.

Then Twilight had a thought. "Hmm. Well, who are they? Maybe we can take them out first, and you won't have to worry about being hunted in the first place?"

Rainbow Dash suddenly got an evil look on her face. "Get the other two princesses and follow me. I have a brilliant plan."

So, the three of them, with Fluttershy in tow, followed Rainbow Dash to a big office area with a huge table full of pegasi sitting and discussing business. Rainbow Dash yelled. "Hello members of the board! I'd like to turn in my resignation, and if that doesn't suit you. Perhaps you would like to explain to Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Princess Twilight Sparkle why this board doesn't recognize the Royal Sister's authority over this factory!"

"Just get out of here right now! You are nothing but a joke, this entire organization has no use for you or your sister!" The Leader of the Board said.

"What the fuck!" Princess Celestia screamed as her eye started twitching once more. She shot off a spell, that caused the Leader of the Board's head to explode, before she killed every last one of them in the room.

Rainbow Dash just started laughing, when she pushed a button on the wall and called all of the guards to that room. then she said. "Well so much for the bosses, now for the cronies. We have to kill all of them, of this shit will never stop."

"What about the bodies?" Princess Celestia asked.

"Sorry Princess, I guess I should have told you. We kill ponies t make the rainbows, all we have to do, is toss their bodies into the machine, and it will be all over." Rainbow Dash explained.

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Just then all of the guards arrived, but the three alicorns made short work of killing every last one of them. They carried their bodies, with their magic and threw them on the conveyor belt that led to the rainbow machine, as everypony on the factory floor cheered. Rainbow Dash finally turned to Fluttershy and gave her a loving hug, as Twilight runs over to join them. "Hay sis! Should I make this place officially ours?" Princess Celestia asked with a laugh.

"Do it, I dare you!" Luna shouted.

So Celestia turned around and bucked the wooden office door, leaving an imprint of the Royal Seal. "There, now we own this fucking place!" Celestia yelled.

The three friends and the two sisters all returned to Ponyville to reunite all of the 6 friends together at last. As is was starting to get dark, Princess Luna stopped to raise the Moon along the way. Pinkie Pie, Franklin, Rarity, and Applejack were all talking amongst themselves, when a familiar voice rang out from the sky. It was none other than Rainbow Dash as she was so excited, that she decided to do a sonic rainboom to announce her return to Ponyville. As soon as the three friends on the ground heard and saw it, they all started jumping around as Applejack yelled out in total excitement. "It cant be! Rainbow Dash!" As she landed near them, giving them all a big hug, while the others landed behind her. Fluttershy and Twilight soon rushed over to join them.

All of the sudden, as the six friends were all joined in their hug, a bright ball of magic surrounded them. Celestia , Luna, and Franklin all stare in awe. "This is the reunion of the Elements of Harmony!" Princess Celestia yelled out for all to hear. "As for you sister you have a lot of apologies to make, so I suggest you get started." She said, as she shoves Luna towards the mane six, by kicking her in the ass with her front hoof, as they all turned to give Luna an evil look.

"I. I'm sorry I tried to break you all up. I know right now isn't the best time to ask you all for forgiveness, but when will it be? After everything I've done." Luna said, before she burst into tears, and flew off to be alone for a while.

"Just leave her be for a while." Princess Celestia said. "It will be a long time before she will ever forgive herself for what she has done to all of you, besides it took well over a thousand years for me to forgive myself for what I did to her." She said as she gently cried, until she noticed something strangely familiar. "Wait, what's that smell?" She asked, while sniffing the air, and finally pinpointed the smell and started to laugh.

"What is it Princess Celestia?" Twilight asked, as she started sniffing too, before she had an embarrassed look on her face. "Oh never mind Princess, I know that is." She said, as they both turned towards Pinkie Pie.

"What?" Pinkie asked curiously. "Is there something wrong?"

"Um Pinkie, when was the last time you were in heat?" Twilight finally asked, as Pinkie started to get very embarrassed.

"Um, I can't honestly remember, why do you ask?" Pinkie asked, as Franklin walked over to her and whispered in her ear, and she turned and gave him a long romantic kiss, before she said. "So, it's your fault huh. I just hope that I don't get too crazy when it kicks in.

"So, this is your coltfriend I've heard so much about, Pinkie Pie." Princess Celestia said. "An outsider if I remember correctly. Don't worry, you more then have my blessing. May I have a little talk with your special friend for a while Pinkie?" She asked, as Pinkie Pie nodded and Franklin took a little walk with her. The whole time he just couldn't get over how much bigger she was, compared to the rest of them, and how she towered over him as they spoke.

"Yes your highness." He said finally, still staring in awe.

"I understand you were changed to this form, by my former student, Princess Twilight Sparkle. Allow me to properly introduce myself. I am Princess Celestia, the ruler of all Equestria. May I ask your full name fair stallion, for the record?"

"Well your highness I have a human name, that may not make since to you, it Franklin Lawrence Johnson. I know I need a new pony name I suppose." He said.

"Well what does your cutie mark signify?" She asked kindly.

He looks back to his flank and than back to her. "It's the insignia of the rank I held in the military as a human. I was a Master Sergeant in the United States Army, my former country on the planet Earth." He said proudly.

"Well then Sergeant, would you like that to be your official name here in Equestria?" Celestia asked with a friendly smile.

"Well your highness, how about just Serge? That was what all my buddies called me back home." He said, smiling back.

"Well then, by my royal decree, it's official. Your name is Serge, for now and forever." Princess Celestia declared. "Well Serge, have you made any plans for marriage, when it comes to Pinkie Pie? Oh don't worry if you haven't. I was merely offering to officiate the ceremony." She said with a huge smile.

"Oh thank you so much!" Serge said excitedly. "Pinkie would you like that Sweetheart?

"Oh yes, yes, yes!!!" She shouted in excitement, as she began bouncing in a circle around him and Celestia, as everypony laughed about Pinkie Pie acting like her old self again.

"Oh this brings back wonderful memories, doesn't it girls?" Rarity said with a youthful smile.

"Yea, Rainbow Dash try to get away from her again." Applejack laughed.

"Careful or I might have to get assertive again." Fluttershy laughed as Rarity hugged her.

"Well everypony it's almost my bed time." Princess Celestia said. "So I hope to see you all again soon. So please, group hug!" As she hugs all of them at once, with her huge wings. "Remember, I love you all and good night!" She said as she takes to the sky, and heads straight for Canterlot.

"So, that was the Great Princess Celestia, a couple of you warned me about. She seems very nice to me!" Serge said.

"Um Franklin, I mean Serge, that was before we returned to her good side. Before she might have done something very bad to you." Pinkie said.

"Yea and I almost had to face her in battle today, by the way. Otherwise we would all still be on her bad side. So I ratted out Princess Luna, and wound up fighting her instead." Twilight said.

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As they were still talking and apologizing to each other. Princess Luna decided to come back, after taking the time to recollect her emotions. "Hay guys, I'm back." She said, as she landed next to them, and to her surprise. Twilight walked over to her, and was actually smiling.

"Princess Luna, we know how bad you must feel right now, but we forgive you. Besides, you don't look like you are ready for round three anytime soon. Sorry, just a little joke. I know I lost my temper with you today and, well, we did tear up the castle a little. There's just one thing I'm curious about. Which one of us threw that column anyway? I don't remember throwing it, and I didn't see you throw it. Because, if you did, most likely I would have had to dodge it." Twilight said, in confusion.

"I didn't even touch it, and I didn't dodge it either. Wait, could it have been Celestia, as she was coming to, because it happened right before she stopped us." Luna said.

"Wow! Now that is scary, and that was after she said that she was going to shove the moon up your ass, too." Twilight said, as they both laughed a little.

"So um, how well did Princess Celestia take the news anyway, you know, of all the stupid shit that was going on?" Applejack asked.

Twilight and Luna just looked at each other, then Luna asked. "Have you ever heard of my sister drinking before?"

"Um no, I didn't even know she had the stuff around, why?" Applejack asked.

"Neither did I, until we drove her to it. I wonder where she even got that jug of moon shine, anyway." Suddenly, Luna starts to sniff the air as Pinkie passed by her, and Twilight stopped Luna before she could say anything.

"Oh yeah she know, she is just a little worried about it now." Twilight said as Luna lets out a little laugh.

"So it will be her first full heat cycle, with a special sompony around, huh. So, what is your prediction for the foul, colt or filly?" Luna asked, with a little laugh.

"Well I don't know! Honestly, I am the one that made him into a stallion from a human. So, I don't even know if he is, well fertile. I don't know if the spell considered that as part of the equation. I don't even know if he is a real pony, or a human whose body is just shape shifted to look like a pony." Twilight said, in confusion.

"Can he use his horn for magic Twilight?" Luna asked.

"Yes actually he can, he isn't half bad either." She admitted.

Luna started laughing. "Well if his horn works then his testis will work as well. Remember Twilight, it was an old joke about unicorn stallions. A colt's magic doubles after puberty. Weak magic, means sterile stallion. It's just an old saying, but that doesn't make it true." Luna said, as her face was blushing with embarrassment.

Since it was getting late the others decided to head home for the night, but Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy would spend the night with Twilight, since their places were both empty. While Princess Luna, just laid there on the park bench in the small park in Ponyville. Just thinking about what she had done to this peaceful little town. About an hour later she saw Scootaloo walking out of Sugarcube Corner, for the night. Luna let out a little sigh before saying something as she passed. "Hay kiddo, would you mind keeping me company for a little while? I just need someone to talk to." Luna asked, sincerely.

"Sure Princess Luna, what's wrong?" Scootaloo said, as she takes a better look at her. "Hay what happened to you? You don't look very well Princess."

"That's because I got my ass beat up by Princess Twilight, earlier today." She said.

"Why would she do something like that, and how? Aren't you more powerful?" Scootaloo asked, with grave concern.

"Well I guess I'm not very powerful at all! My sister can beat me up, Twilight can beat me up as well. Hell I'd bet that even Princess Cadence could probably kick my ass, if she had to. As far as alicorns go, I'm just a laughing stock!" Luna cried out, as she lost control of her emotions and began to cry.

Scootaloo started yawning. "I would love to stay and chat Princess Luna, but I'm getting really tired."

"Please, don't leave me Scootaloo." Luna said, as her crying got even louder.

"Well alright Princess, if it will make you feel better." Scootaloo said, as she jumped up onto the bench and laid down beside Luna.

Luna placed her wing over her, as it was a little chilly, and Scootaloo soon fell asleep. "Now your mine." Luna whispered, as the filly laid there sleeping.

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Meanwhile in Pinkie's bedroom. Her and Serge were just lying in bed and talking a little as she was worried about what she was told earlier, about her going into heat. "Don't worry so much Pinkie, it will probably just make things worse." Serge said, trying to comfort her.

"I don't know. I never had a mate the past couple times it happened to me. I just stayed in bed all day, and well, tried to take care of it myself. I'm just worried that I might get pregnant, and I'm scared." She started to cry.

Serge quickly started comforting her before he said. "Pinkie if we get pregnant, that would actually be a blessing. I always wanted to be a father and you would make a wonderful mother." He said, giving her a romantic kiss.

"I really hope so Love, but I am still scared about the emotional effects that esterase causes me to have. I'm not like human women, but you'll find out soon enough about what I'm talking about. I will warn you, there will be no satisfying my craving for sex. I know that turns you on right now, but you will be hurting later from all of it. By the time it's over you will be so tired of sex, that you won't want it for weeks." Pinkie said, in a serious tone.

"Um exactly how bad could it actually get? I know you, the real you!" He said, in deep concern.

"Well I might just grab you at any random moment and rape the shit out of you, before I realize what I'm doing. Damn, I still feel really sorry about that little colt, the first time I ever was in heat. I raped a little boy, alright, and I didn't even know that I did it until he was begging me to let him go home, as he was crying. The strange thing is, a few weeks later the little pervert came back and asked me if we could do it again. Well, I guess that was the first life I ruined. Well enough about raping fillies and colts. Um, I also remember what Mrs. Cake was like that first day, when her two little ones were conceived. I had to run the bakery all day by myself, and I couldn't help but to laugh every time somepony would ask me where they were. All I could think about, was how many times I heard them doing it. I swear it had to be at least thirty times in one day, I didn't even know a stallion had that much cum in him."

"Oh God Pinkie, will you just go to sleep. Because if you do go into heat tomorrow, I don't want to be dead tired." He finally said.

"Sorry Love." Pinkie laughed. "Well, goodnight."

The next morning Serge gets up to use the bathroom and looks over at Pinkie, and noticed that she was sweating a little. "Oh shit." He thought, as he decided to look at her back side and noticed that it was a little swollen. He gently covered her back up, as to not wake her, and went about his business. He saw Mrs. Cake on his way back to the stairs, and told her about Pinkie and that he didn't think she would be muck help today, in the bakery. she just winked and laughed a little and he went back to their bedroom. To his relief, she was still lying in bed, but this time she was sweating worse then before. Then the smell hit him like a ton of bricks, and he too started to sweat, as he noticed himself going erect. "Oh shit, this is not good." He said. "I can't even be in the same room as her without losing control." He then slowly pulled the covers off of her and looked at her plot again. This time it was pretty well swollen and screaming his name with it's scent.

"Oh shit just stay calm and let's just not wake her for a little while longer." He said, as he was now a bit nervous. He then tried to sneak out of the room, when he suddenly heard her say.

"Oh I, I need you Love. Come here now!" Pinkie was now breathing very heavily as he turned, and without warning he quickly went erect again. Before he knew it his whole world was just a blur, as she grabbed him and threw him down onto the bed. "Good morning Love!" She said, as she looked at him with fiery eyes, and started kissing him until he almost couldn't breathe.

"Please, just be gentle." He said. Before she started riding him like a carnival ride. She was going so hard and so fast, that his conscience mind was nothing more than a distant thought. He felt himself starting to cum, but she was still going like a jackhammer. He was now in pain, but soon found himself cumming like mad, as she finally let out a small lake of fluid. All he could feel was his heart pounding in his chest as he looked up at her, she wanted more, but was too tired to do it herself. So she flops down next to him in the bed, and breathing wildly.

She began to catch her breathe as she finally said."Sorry if I went too fast, I can't control my urges right now."

"Well are you still scared?" He asked, as he looked her in the eyes, but she only started to cry a little.

"Yes, but there's nothing we can do about that now." She said nervously.

"Perhaps if you stood up a little, maybe the blood will stop rushing to your head as bad." He said. She just nodded and stood up for a little while, as her whole body was trembling. "Now just take a few deep breaths, that good." Serge said, trying to get her to relax a little.

"Sorry but I have to have more, I can't stop the feeling." She said still shaking.

"Just place your head on the bed and spread you hind legs, I'll be over there in a second." Serge said, trying to control himself.

She was now completely ready and already in the doggy position, when he came over. "Hurry the fuck up!" She shouted. "I have to have you now!" Her breath was now just as heavy as before. So he rammed it in just as deep as he could go, but this time he was using a slow rhythm that went with her breathing. This time they were able to go for a much longer time and it seemed to satisfy her, that much more. By the time they finished she was actually smiling and relatively calm. After he cleaned himself off a little, he asked her if she wanted something to eat or drink, since she had no intention of leaving that room for any reason. "Yes! She said. "Could you bring me some of the wine that the Cake's keep in the cabinet and maybe a sandwich? I'm starving!"

"I'll be back as soon as I can Dear." He said, as he went out the door. Once downstairs he saw that the bakery was a little busy. So he tried to sneak to the other room unseen, and grabbed the wine and made her a sandwich from the Cake's home kitchen and took it back upstairs to Pinkie. As soon as he opened the door he saw her standing and looking out the window, which was now open.

"There," She said, "it was getting pretty hot in here, not to mention smelly." She laughed.

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"Are you going to be alright for a while?" He asked.

"I hope so, I really hate being like this, but it's all part of marehood and you can't hate what you are." She said, as he gives her the sandwich and she quickly gobbles it up. "I must have been hungrier than I thought." She said, with a giggle, before taking a glass of wine from Serge. She slowly drank it as she took the time to relax in her thoughts, before she decided to try to take a little nap, to ease the tension in her loins.

"You know, we're going to have to burn that bed sheet and maybe that bed, when the day is over, you realize that don't you?" He asked.

"Oh well, it's not like we don't have the money right now." She begins to laugh the most playful laugh. "Oh come on silly willy, why don't you go rest your stallionhood for a while? I'll be just fine, but I'll holler if I need you." She said, before she gave him a loving kiss.

"Oh I'm sure you will!" He laughed a little before kissing her once more before he went out for a while. As soon as Mrs. Cake saw him she just had to ask how Pinkie was handling herself. He just smiled and told her that she was handling it pretty well considering her lack of urges.

"Really, well thank Celestia that it's just a minor heat this time." Mrs. Cake said as she tried to whisper about the colt incident. He told her that he knew about it already, and went back upstairs to Pinkie Pie. He saw that she was now rubbing her self as he walked into the room.

"Ready for round three Love?" She asked. "Fortunately it's not a strong urge, but an urge nonetheless. You know I like it slow and hard." As soon as the smell of her hit is nose, he found himself raring to go. So he spread her legs wide open and slowly and deeply made love to her once more. This time it took about 45 minutes for them to finish, as she covered his face with kisses before he flopped down beside her and then they just made out for a long while after. Until she soon felt the urge for something else, so she decided to get out of bed to use the bathroom.

As soon as she made it downstairs, Mrs. Cake was extremely surprised to see her today, at all. "How are you feeling dear?" She asked.

"I feel pretty good actually, except I have pee really, really bad. Excuse me!" Pinkie said, as Mrs. Cake just laughed. Afterwards Serge came back downstairs and he and Pinkie decided to clean themselves up to take a little walk. Seeing how Pinkie didn't feel too bad, but she made sure to keep her tail down as much as possible to cover her swollen plot. Once outside she was surprised to see her friends actually talking and having the best of time. They all smiled at each other knowingly as they walked up to them.

"Hay Pinkie Pie, how's it hanging today?" Rainbow Dash laughed.

"Well, wouldn't you like to know?" Pinkie snapped back, as she turned and raised her tail, to show off her swollen plot.

"Damn Pinkie, how are you able to be out walking around in your condition?" Rarity asked.

"Actually I feel pretty good," Pinkie said," this must have been a very mild heat cycle."

"Wow!" Rainbow Dash said. "The last one I had, sorry never mind, just never mind!"

"Wait so that is when you. Ooooh!" Applejack started to laugh. "Let me guess. I knew there was a good reason for you to back out of the Iron Pony Competition the year before last. Besides those poor stallions were hanging the whole time you were trying to fly away from there to go play with yourself. That was the funnies thing I have ever seen. Five stallions trying to run while trying not to step on their own penises." She started to laugh once more, just seeing it again in her mind, to the point where she was rolling on the ground laughing.

"Well at least Big Mac wasn't in the competition, he would have tripped over his." Rainbow Dash shot back.

"Hay you leave my brother out of this, that was totally uncalled for!" Applejack said defensively.

"Oh Rainbow Dash, his isn't that long, or so I've heard." Twilight said, not thinking, before looking guilty.

Applejack just stared at her. "So that's who he's been spending time with in Ponyville. You wouldn't know anything about that would you Twi?"

"Fine, I've been sleeping with your brother, Ok! I know it's been rumor for sometime now, but yes it's true and no offence, I actually think that I love him. We have had long conversations about you and the rest of the family and other things as well." Twilight said blushing.

"Really you have had long conversations with my brother, well that's a laugh." Applejack said.

"Applejack, how else would I know how important your hat is to you, it was your mother's hat. Now who else would know that? Also what about the time you tried to cover your feelings about losing your parents, by trying to overwork yourself so that the pain wasn't so real." Twilight said, sincerely.

Applejack just looked at her and started to cry like nopony had ever seen her cry before, as Twilight walked over to comfort her, and said. "Applejack I would be honored to be your sister-in-law someday."

"It's true nopony else know that but Big Mac and Granny Smith." Applejack said, still in tears.

"Now we all do, and that is something that will just make our bonds stronger." Twilight said, giving Applejack a hug.

"Um Twilight when is Big Mac talkative anyway?" Rarity asked in a whisper.

Twilight answers back. "When he's taking me from behind." As Rarity pulls away with her face blushing bright red.

To be continued in Part 4