Twilight galloped through the nite and she whispered a song to the winds. She sang,
"Oh, I will love forever. Carry on, carry on and keep calm. Like the sea, keep it calm, sugar."
Twilight stopped by Flubbershy's homestead and saw millions of Breezies in her house eating a tea party. She was feeding them some tea and tea cakes and some tea. She looked happy and flustered at the same time, like it was a paradox of some sort. Twilight was relaxed and wanting to see if Fluttershy needed some help. But she didn't, but Twilight went to ask anyway.
"Knock, knock."
"Whose there?"
"It's Twilight."
"LOL Twilight who?"
"Girl, that isn't even funny anymore. ;)"
Fluttershy let Twilight in and Twilight sat on the couch. It smelled like cabbage and cat hair even though Fluttershy doesn't have a cat. Fluttershy brought Twilight some tea, but Twilight's body rejected it because she's allergic to cinnamon and the tea had cinnamon in it. Instead, Twilight had some milk fresh from a cow in the field at Apple's barn.
"Fluttershy, I came to ask if you needed help with the Breezies?"
"Oh my God. Twilight, you're super nice, but I got it covered, girl. I'm a animal expert."
Twilight looked shipped.
"Are you sure? I can take some off your hands, man."
"Silly, I don't have hands but you can take Sea Breezie over there. He's having a panic attack because he wants to go to bed but it's not his bedtime and he's socially awkward."
Twilight looked over to Sea Breezie. He had a scar on his face where he accidentally scratched himself when in a fight for the death. He had a perm with pink in it. He was blue. Daba di, daba dai. Yeah. He was small. He was a Breezie and he had wings. He had eyelashes even though he's a boy.
"I'll take it." Twilight said in a loving voice that was loud enough so Sea Breezie would hear it and know he is loved but he didn't know because he was busy crying and Fluttershy didn't like him because he cried too much.
"Okay, coolio. Go get it," said Fluttershy.
Twilight picked Sea Breezie up with her magical alicorn magic and Sea Breezie broke his leg in the process. It was a accident, though. So it's okay.
Twilight took the Breezie down the street through the hood and they walked. He stopped crying because he likes walking in the hood.
"So your name is Sea Breezie?"
"No, I'm Twilight. Your Sea Breezie."
"Oh, sorry I ask."
Then Twilight tripped and dropped him and Sea Breezie started bleeding bad. His blood was a crimson rainbow. Twilight knew what to do. She took one year of medical college and back in college, she learned a technique. If someone was bleeding bad, she should wash the scar so it stops bleeding. Twilgight galloped like earlier to the ocean where she would baptize Sea Breezie in the cooling waters of friendship. The only water that would work was the one from ocean and sea because of Sea Breezie. It was even in his name. That's how he got. When she was a baby, he got that scar on his face and had to wash it in the ocean. And then his mom named him Sea Breezie. Twilight read this in a article and knew about it.
Sea Breezie was moaning like "Ewwwwwwwuuugghhh." He had an Italian accent. Twilight had a thing for Italians. Twilight got real mad real fast. They went to the sea. They were there. Twilight washed his scar in the raging riptide water. It was salty like salt. That''s because it's salt water. It was salty.
Sea Breezie was baptized in the name of Father the son and the Holy Spirit. He was a Christian. He was already baptized before though. It's not how you get baptized, because that's not how you get baptized but he was hurt so he just did it. He almost drowned but he was okay. He coughed up some salty sea water like a whale or something. Twilight burped him like he was her child. Twilight was a lonely lady though. She didn't got no kids and she had a lonely soul. Twilight felt so in touch with him. Then Sea Breezie fell asleep over her boney shoulder that was purple. Twilight put him on the sandy beach and Twilight relaxed with her toes in the water.
Later, Sea Breezie woke up to the sound of the crashing waves and the majestic sea gulls. they were screaming like CAAAW CAW. They swooped around and picked up some baby sea turtles and ate 'em. That's the curcle of life. But Sea Breezie wasn't a turtle so they left him alone. They left him for death.
Sea Breezie saw Twilight sleeping peacefully and woke her up and she was awake.
"Hi, Sea Breezie. How are you holding up?"
"Well, My leg is still broken, but I got the scar healed up where I started bleed bad." Sea Breezie smiled.
"That's an improvement!!!!!!!!" Twiligth exlaimed.
They hugged and Twilight felt a connection.
Then Applejack came.
"Howdy, Woody's Roundup gang. Howdy."
"Hey, Applrack. I'm helping Sea Breezie getting better."
"Yeehaw little doggies. Saddle up, y'all."
Then Sea Breezie hugged Twilight and said "We're getting married."
But Twilight pushed away and laughed.
Then pplejack said "Woah there, lover boy."
Then Twilight said, "We're not getting married.......................yet." then she winked at Applejack. Then at Sea Breezie, then at Applejack again.
Applejack looked really sad.
Little did they know that Applejack liked Sea Breezie for years now, ever since he broke up with Worm Lover who was pegasis. She was gross, that's why they broke up. He lost a bet.
Then Twilight leaned in.
"What's wrong Appleman?"
"Well, shyoot, Twi-twi. I darn done it now. I like Sea Breezie more than a rattlesnake in Joo-Lie."
"Oh," said twilight. "Well, too bad."
Appjack walked away crying like a coyote with the flu.
Twilight reached a loving arm out but Apple just kept walking. She walked the line like Johnny Gill Ca$h. Yeah.
Twilight hugged Sea Breezei except he was really tiny so he just hugged her toe nail. They were super in love.
Twilight told Sea Breezie a story from her heart about love.
"There once was man from Virginia. He was a good fat guy, and he loved a girl named Kati. But Kati rejected him because she doesn't like barbeque sauce and he owned a barbecue sauce packet at home. He was fat too. But Kati don't care what you look like. It's what's inside that counts. Like Stuffies.
Sea Breezie started to cry, then he kissed Twilight under the reflection of her eyes like the sea. Their love was an ocean reflecting their love that was vast like the ocean. It was big. They loved one another for their true selves. Even though under their own beautiful water was dead fish and garbage they knew they loved each other. Their love could last.
After the date, Twilight turned to Sea Breezie and said, "Sea Breezy, make me a Breeze too. We can be a real couple."
"No, Twilight." he said back in his Dutch voice. "You would be a breezie forever."
"I don't care. I want to be with you. And make believe with you. And live in harmony, harmony. Oh, love."
Then Sea Breezie pulled out his magical wand and cast a spell. It said
"Oh, make THEE
A Breez-EE!!!!!!!!!!!"
It even rhymed so Twilight transformed from an Alicorn to a Breezy in a snap, skip and a jump.
Sea Breezie and Twilight lived on and their love was a fire of blood and love. And they loved each other.
Forever..
Author's Note
Heeeeeey guys. I thought i'd wrtie yall a one-shot. After doing equestria fallout dream of dirkness i was tired. hope you Enjoy this story. Just a little sompthin to pass the time away. I e cerrently working on another story with multiple chapters, but I will make sure i keep up the one shots cause i know yall love oneshots from me, or at least 3 chapters yknow you dig? :)
this story was edited by IXSparkleShipperXI who actallly isn't on FlimFiction but is on mulptiple pony webbings but with different usernames. This was brought to you by meee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3!!!!!!!!!!
