There is a certain female pony that is very shy around ponies. Curiously, she is not so shy around non-ponies. You happen to fall in the non-pony category. This certain somepony also happens to be comfortable with those she is familiar with, and you're about to find out how disturbingly familiar she is with you. One fateful afternoon for Equestria, you find a box containing a certain Fluttershy at your doorstep; but she isn't the package. You are.

Set in a universe with a much larger Equestria, in the time just prior to Nightmare Moon's defeat/Twilight Sparkle's arrival at Ponyville. The story will follow a divergent set of events.

- 2nd-Person Point of View
- This will be a HiE Clopfic. Expect the plot to involve lots of "plot"