Nopony cheats on Fluttershy
It had been a week since Fluttershy found out that Twilight had cheated on her, but rather than confront the mare she decided to hold it one and keep it to herself for the moment. However, when Celestia offered Fluttershy a chance to say a few words about Twilight at a ceremony that all Princesses must go through once in their lives, Fluttershy saw this as her chance to get some payback.
After Rarity fitted her a new dress to wear, managed to have a few public speaking exercises with Rainbow Dash – without telling the pegasus what she wanted to say, of course – and a long, smiling lesson from Pinkie, this was her chance for revenge.
It was the day of the speech, and Fluttershy was feeling nervous and ready. Her friends were in the crowd ready to cheer her on if needed. After reciting the speech in her head a couple of times, Fluttershy stepped up onto the balcony after being introduced by Celestia, and waited for the crowd to fall silent before she began.
“Ahem, H-hello fillies and gentlecolts,” she spoke with a nervous smile. “I would like to say a few words about Princess Twilight. This is a letter I was going to send to my dear Twilight but am going to read it to you today…I mean, if that’s okay with you.” After getting an encouraging nod from the sun princess she began.
“Ahem, D-dear Twilight Sparkle. Go screw Celestia.”
The crowd gasped. For a moment, the world went silent; even the birds stopped singing as they too were in shock. Before anypony could say a thing, Fluttershy continued. “I can’t believe after all I have done for you, you cheat on me! I mean, sweet Celestia, I gave you at least half of my life savings and you go spend it all on another mare! The nerve, and Luna and I have been friends for seven years now and how am I thanked for that friendship? By you smooching my marefriend in the library hoping I don’t come home early!”
Luna looked shocked. “You heard right I see when you kiss acting like I’m not an entity on this planet. I mean BUCK THIS! I have spent too much of my bucking time helping you, guiding you and I even trusted you! And you go on thinking it’s okay to start cheating on me. Twilight Sparkle, you are so lucky I have a heart of gold or else I would have confronted you right then and there!
“Think about Spike, Twilight. How will he feel when he finds out you’re a dirty, lying mother bucker that does not deserve the roof over her head? Oh and Luna, I just wanted you to know, I wish you were back on that moon ‘cause that’s where you belong, you mother bucker.” Luna looked at Fluttershy for a while in shock, and then started crying. Fluttershy didn’t really care at that point; she was too angry to care. Too angry and too upset.
“And Cadence!” Cadence starting backing away hoping not to be dragged into this, but Fluttershy was on a roll that wasn’t going to stop anytime soon. “Don’t start acting all innocent! I know what you and Flash Sentry did before the wedding. Yeah that’s right, there’s no hiding it you two sure made a lot of noise like, ‘Oh Flash take me before it’s too late!’ and, ‘Baby, yes! You do it way better Shining’ and Flash was a like, ‘Of course I do, when you share a locker room with him you learn how tiny he is.’ Like who the buck talks about their Fiancé while bucking, like who?” Fluttershy said pointing a questioning hoof at the sky.
Now you would think somepony would have called a guard by now, but everypony up there was both too ashamed and shocked to really say anything. Celestia was too busy staring at her sister and niece to even bother about calling assistance, Cadence was trying her best to look clueless, which was failing miserably, Luna was trying her best not to exist and Twilight was rethinking her life. The crowd was silent, the birds didn’t even bother chirping the air was so thick with tension it smelt like waffles.
Finally, Celestia spoke up. “Twilight, Luna, Cadence is this all true?” All the girls nodded shamefully. Celestia sighed solemnly and rubbed her forehead with a hoof. “Well… buck this. Fluttershy, want go get a beer with me?” Fluttershy nodded, flicking her tail to all the girls and walking off the balcony in style. The crowd kept staring at the remaining Princesses for a while until somebody started throwing tomatoes at them and soon the whole crowd joined in with booing and colourfully commenting – which most of it came from Spike.
Fluttershy and Celestia were sitting at the royal bar finishing their seventh or eighth round of drinks and were feeling awful. After Celestia had challenged her to a drinking contest things just got worst (or better) from there.
“Do you believe she has the nerve to cheat on me?” Fluttershy yelled while flailing her hooves in the air. “Like I am the Flootershy, ‘World’s most beautiful pony of *hic* 2012, 2013 and 2014!”
“I know I would date you *hic* if I had the chance,” Celestia said stretching out the last word, Fluttershy wasn’t sure if she was blushing or had too much vodka. “And I mean Cadence, of all ponies she was the one to cheat on her husband! I expected Rarity or even Pinkie Pie to do something like that, but Cadence? Really?” Celestia didn’t seem to be as affected by the alcohol, but after fifteen more shots it started to hit her.
“Wike I wolfd slap Woona if I cowld” Fluttershy words were beginning to slur after having a few more drinks with Tia. The two of them were beginning to get a little too friendly by leaning on each other for support even though they were not that drunk… yet. After a few more rounds of drinking, complimenting one another’s appearance, and a bit too friendly touching, things were beginning to go down.
“Fwuttershy, I nevewr rewilwized how smexy ou are…” Celestia said, sliding her white hoof along Fluttershy’s exposed chest.
“Me too.” Fluttershy’s began leaning into Celestia inching ever so closely to her muzzle. Celestia went in for the kill and gave a big fat sloppy drunk kiss, just then one of the maids walked in
“Princess Celestia the…” she stopped half-way as Celestia and Fluttershy began to get passionate and of course did the only thing she could do – try join in. “Princess Celestia are you okay?” the maid asked.
“Of course I am! In fawact, why down’t you see how well I am fweeling,” she said, motioning her hoof towards them. The maid slowly but eagerly made her way towards them, just as the fireworks began.
THE END
