Shimmering sparks of dying light soared across the fading sky, as the pegasi cleared of the day's final clouds, preparing for Luna's role of the day. In the quiet town of Ponyville, businesses were closing for the night and blinds were being closed unbeknownst to the biggest disaster to hit them yet.
The Ponyville Library - home to not just thousands of archived materials, educational resources and sources of entertainment but also home to the, slightly nerdy, slightly crazy princess known as Twilight Sparkle. She was a strange alicorn, nobody seemed to care about the fact that she was a royal or be honored by the presence of a great ruler, one of the strongest magicians in all of Equestria, and it came as an advantage to her, as she was not the best when it came to socializing and saved her a lot of unneeded attention.
That night, she was studying for an upcoming fair, where she could show off a new discovery of hers to other great scientists and magicians around Equestria. However, she had not learned anything ground-breaking or great this year.
"Oh my gosh, why can't I find anything? Pinkie Pie, can you stop staring at those flowers and just help me out here?", she cried to her distracted friend. Pinkie seemed uninterested - she was more focused on having a staring contest with the flowerpot in the corner than helping her distressed friend.
Hours passed, and by now all of Twilight's friends were gathered, staring at the perfectly normal plant in the middle of the night, when finally, Twilight went to check out what was so interesting.
"What's all the fuss? It's just the same old plant it's always been...", the librarian asked.
"Oh silly, don't you see?", Pinkie Pie replied. "It's-"
"Glowing!" the other four, and spike, interjected. Twilight was extremely confused, not seeing a difference. Perhaps she had just gotten used to this behaviour and can't notice a change? Perhaps her friends were hallucinating due to sleep deprivation? Maybe she couldn't see due to sleep deprivation...
"This same thing has happened before now, hasn't it? I'll just go to sleep like last time and have a look tomorrow..." she thought.
Twilight escorted her friends outside of the library, waved goodbye, and headed upstairs.
***
"- getting worried! You never sleep this late, especially with a big event coming! Wake up, Twilight!"
"Spike! What's wrong?" she gasped. Spike was staring at her from the floor with his face.
"Twilight, the meeting is tomorrow, and you're sleeping in! You've been so lazy lately, what's up with that?"
"Oh Celestia, what am I going to do?"
The next five minutes consisted of her showering, brushing her teeth but skipping breakfast. She was in a scruffy state, eyes twitching but scrambled to the books. Books were flying everywhere, the floor was piling with them. She needed something - fast!
"National Book of Mysterious Treasures... nope, Collection of Mythical Creatures... no! Come on Spike, help me out here. Spike!"
"Glowing...."
"Come on, we don't have time for that!" Her mind was in an extremely messed up state, and she rushed over to Spike, intending to pull him away from it. However, due to brain, she ate the plant instead.
"Hey Spike, what kind of flower was that again?
"It was um...a flour flower. One that glows! Rainbows! Um...Twi?"
THUMP!
Twilight Sparkle opened her eyes. She had a nosebleed. The plant was making her mouth foamy. She screamed and Spike screamed because she screamed. Spike didn't have a clue what was going on, but Twilight was rolling around the floor like a hamster ball.
Spike picked her up and then took her to the hospital. She got a medicines for fix. It was blue and glowy like the flower whose name was Geoffrey.
"It will end in a few hours, go walk around or something I don't care." said the nursepony.
She kept swallowing as they walked around the Swahili tree. This made her very happy and the nosebleed turned blue! Spike started screaming at some object in the distance be cause it was jumping or something, he was just really weird. Twilight didn't give two haybales.
Narcissism.
Her nosebleed dramatically ended with a cliffhanger. She took the plant to the research thingymabob with the fancy scientist dudes and she won first prize which was a bottle of water and a bar of soap colored the color of colors.
Author's Note
I'm serious with this story. Thank you.
Fluttershy was rolling around on clouds with wings in a wooly hat, followed by a couple billion birds. She only saw two of them though, she was drunk on apple juice. Then, she fluttered and battered the ball.
"Oh no, I forgot!" she cried. She flew back to her house in a few hours and flushed the toilet, then returned to the clouds to roll around with a couple billion birds.
She saw Spike carrying Twilight to the hospital so she flew down to help. She kicked Twilight to the hospital. Then she kidnapped the baby dragon for a meal then went back to the hospital.
"Twilight, are you okay?" Fluttershy said.
"Q" she repeatedly replied.
***
Rainbow Dash found a tree.
***
Applejack gave Twilight some apples to smash herself with. It helps with the nosebleed, the nurse said.
"Well okay then, whatever helps mah' Twi!"
SMASH SMASH SMASH
Suddenly, choirs appeared and sung songs to help Twilight breathe, but it hardly helped.
