DON’T LIKE WHAT THEY SAID? FUCK EM TILL THEY DEAD
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Iron Will's Foalcon Necrophilia Sex Rampage
DON’T LIKE WHAT THEY SAID? FUCK EM TILL THEY DEAD
Iron Will’s Foalcon Necrophilia Sex Rampage
Iron Will’s the name, training ponies is my game. Sometimes on weekends, Iron Will likes to fuck dead bodies, but Iron Will is going to get to that later.
YOU LIKE FAN FICTION? LISTEN TO MY DICTION?
Iron Will wrote this story because Iron Will had an interesting experience that Iron Will wanted to share with everypony. It all started when Iron Will was giving a lecture to a crowd of many ponies who were paying Iron Will lots of money to see Iron Will give a motivational speech on Iron Will’s assertiveness techniques. Iron Will walked onstage and flexed his supreme, rippling biceps in front of hundreds of sexy little ponies who were all frothing down in their little pony gashes for Iron Will’s huge, bull penis and massive balls.
Iron will started his speech of the same way he always starts them – by demanding that ponies stomp if they are tired of being a pushover and sick of being a doormat. Iron Will fucking loves it when they all start cheering because everyone hates being a doormat. Iron Will is so glad that he isn’t a doormat, but is instead a pure expression of awesomeness, coolness and even, dare I say, radicalness? Yeah, Radicalness! A word that is so fucking awesome, MS Word doesn’t even know what it is, because MS Word is fucking gay and not assertive. But you know what Iron Will says to spell checkers?
DON’T KNOW THAT WORD? EAT MY TURD!
Iron Will proceeded to shit all over his computer, until it stopped working and Iron Will had to take a shit-covered computer down to the local computer repair shop, where he spoke to a sleazy computer repairman, who not only charged Iron Will $150 just to clean the damn thing (which took all of five minutes), but also found Iron Will’s private stash of sexy foalcon and made me cough up another thousand bucks to keep him quiet about it. So you know what Iron Will said to him?
YOU RIP ME OFF? I’LL RIP YOU UP!
So Iron Will proceeded to rip the fucker’s arms off and beat him with them until he died. Then, Iron Will saw the dead body and started to feel kinda horny. In fact, very fucking horny. So he took out his gargantuan bull penis and skewered the body of the computer repairman (at this point in time, I honestly can’t remember what species he was – does it even fucking matter, you racist cunt?) right up the anal cavity. Iron Will fucked the repairman in the ass, and as he did, the repairman voided his bowels (that’s where a dead body shits itself) all over Iron Will’s huge, monster penis. Iron Will didn’t mind – I’ve used shit for lube before – and he proceeded to fuck the dead repairman even harder in his ass.
Iron Will grabbed the repairman’s asscheeks and held his fat, hairy ass tightly in Iron Will’s powerful hands. Iron Will drove his monumental cock hard up into the dead repairman’s ass, to the point where it actually burst through the fucking dead guy’s rectum and started packing into his large intestine. Iron Will kept fucking until Iron Will started feeling his orgasm build to breaking point. When Iron Will finally (and it took forever, because Iron Will can keep going all day) released Iron Will’s load, it exploded from the end of Iron Will’s monolithic cock like a fucking nuclear bomb blast. Shit. It practically fucking blew the dead computer man to bits. A tidal wave of cum erupted out from his mouth and the sockets where his arms once were. A huge fucking lake of thick, white cum started to form underneath the dead man’s corpse.
When Iron Will finally pulled Iron Will’s inexplicably large bull penis out of the dead repairman’s violated asshole, there was a long, brown tube still attached to Iron Will’s huge dick, sitting comfortably around the bulbous head. It was like a massive brown condom that was hanging off the end of his dick. Iron Will realised immediately that it was the computer man’s large intestine. So Iron Will grabbed it and removed it from the end of Iron Will’s powerful bull cock and pulled the long, stringy organ out from the man’s anal cavity. Iron Will pulled and pulled until the entire thing was gone, along with all of his other organs. Iron Will then proceeded to eat the man’s organs, until there was nothing left but his large, tasty liver. Iron Will fried the liver in butter along with some bacon and had the loveliest fucking sandwich ever. Then Iron Will decided that since the police would be there in a few hours to arrest Iron Will, it would be best if Iron Will vacated the area. Iron Will casually walked out the door and went to find a new target for what Iron Will had now decided was going to be a fun-filled day of murder and sodomy.
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Iron Will purchased a rape kit from a local shop. It’s no joke, friends, they actually sell rape kits these days, complete with rope, pliers and everything.
Anyway, Iron Will decided that because Iron Will is writing this fanfic and writing is boring that Iron Will is going to skip would could have been 2000 words of boring, meaningless shit building up to what you all came here to read, and cut to the part that you actually want to read. If that ain’t postmodern Iron Will doesn’t know what is.
So one thing led to another and Iron Will was able to kidnap Sweetie Belle from her sister’s house. All that is left of her sister, Rarity, are the moist, shit-filled intestines that are now being used to tie up Sweetie Bell.
The little pony is so cute. It's no joke friends, she’s so fucking small and adorable with her cute little face, her big little eyes and her tiny little unicorn horn. It makes Iron Will's huge fucking dick harder than steel just thinking about it. Iron Will tells her not to be afraid. She cries and tells Iron Will that she wants to go home. Iron Will slaps her and says that this is your home you whore – now stay quiet while Iron Will goes and puts a dress on.
Moments later, Iron Will comes back down stairs wearing a dress that belonged to Iron Will’s mother (who Iron Will raped and killed and then kept her body as a sex slave for many months until the police found out and chased Iron Will out of town) and a pair of high heels. Iron Will puts on some lipstick and tells Sweetie Belle to make Iron Will her whore. Iron Will gives Sweetie Belle a big black fucking dildo and tells her to fuck Iron Will in the ass. Iron Will bends over and spreads his asshole. Sweetie Bell fucks him in the ass, pushing that big dildo inside Iron Will’s ass. Iron Will starts making noises that make him sound like a girl. Iron Will gets so horny that Iron Will has a period all over Iron Will's mother’s dress.
I'M A BIG FUCKING WOMAN, FUCK ME YOU LITTLE PONY WHORE FUCK ME LIKE I FUCKED YOUR DEAD SISTER RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES YOU STUPID FUCKING WHITE ASS BITCH FUCKING CUNT
IRON WILL expells shit from his asshole all over fucking Sweetie Belle's cute little face. She is soaked in Iron Will's shit. She stinks of Iron Will's HOT SOUR FAECES THAT FUCKING STICKS TO WALLS.
IRON WILL Puts his face right up to Sweetie Belle's face and FUCKING SCREAMS in her face:
YOU TASTE MY SHIT? I RAPE YOUR SLIT
But Iron Will then decides that in order for him to get his awesome twenty nine foot penis hard, he needs to torture a defenceless little foal. So Iron Will opens Sweetie Bell’s mouth and uses a set of pliers to pull out her little teeth one by one. She screams in agony the entire time as Iron Will rips out her little teeth. One by one, Iron Will snaps her back molars by the roots and pulls them out with pliars. Sweetie Belle is bleeding all over Iron Will's feet, Iron Will is getting horny and Iron Will's huge fucking penis is getting bigger and bigger as Iron Will gets more sexually excited from the sight of a small pony having their teeth brutally torn from their mouth. Eventually, she has no fucking teeth left and Iron Will's penis is so large and hard, that Iron Will has no option left but to use it upon the pony.
When Iron Will was finished, Iron Will tried to put Iron Will's astronomical penis inside Sweetie Belle’s mouth. But the cute little pony raised her hands, trying to stop Iron Will from entering her!
AND that was when IRON WILL got mad. FUCKING MAD. And in Iron Will's most awesome fucking moment said:
WHEN SOME PONY TRIES TO BLOCK, MAKE THEM SUCK YOUR COCK!
Iron will forced his cock down Sweetie Belle’s throat. HE fucked her toothless little mouth until she fucking shat herself because there was nowhere for the blood to go and that is how digestion works.
Iron Will then cuts Sweetie Belle down and spreads her tiny little foal legs. She begs Iron Will to be gentle. Iron Will removes his dress and takes out Iron Will's HUGE FUCKING HAIRY IRON WILL PENIS and proceeds to enter the tiny little pony without any lube. IRON WILL fucks the pony as hard as Iron Will can. SHE FUCKING SCREAMS AND SCREAMS while IRON WILL fucks her with as much force as he can muster. IRON WILL FUCKS HER SO HARD THAT HIS PENIS BREAKS THROUGH HER RECTUM AND PUSHES OUT THROUGH INTO HER THROAT. The smell of foal shit leaking out of Sweetie Belle’s ass and mouth made Iron Will so horny that he fucking vomited all over the floor.
When this happened, Iron Will got so horny that he shouted:
YOU MAKE ME SICK? YOU DIE ON MY DICK
Iron Will smashed his dick against the wall, crushing Sweetie Belle into a grotesque pulp of white fur, bones and shit. Sweetie Belle dies while her mangled, lifeless body is still attached to Iron Will’s penis. Iron Will has not reached climax, so he grabs the dead little pony by the legs and uses her body to masturbate his enormously large penis. Iron Will pulls the pony up and down, his penis stretching all the way up into her toothless mouth. Iron Will uses the wet, slippery body as Iron Will’s own personal dick rag and fucks Iron Will in the ass with a dildo as Iron Will masturbates harder and harder until Iron Will finally reaches climax.
The tiny little fucking pony’s dead body made Iron Will so fucking horny that Iron Will unleashed a wave of cum that was powerful enough to drown everyone in New Orleans. It filled the whole city up like a sink and everyone fucking died in a sea of cum.
Iron Will returned to being a life coach and Iron Will now has a new mantra.
DON’T LIKE WHAT THEY SAID? FUCK EM TILL THEY DEAD
Author's Note
Coming soon:
Iron Will's Foalcon Necrophilia Sex Rampage 2: Iron Will is Housin'
