Derpy's second beginning

by Disorderly chaos

Rating: mature
Tags: Tragedy, Random, Human, Dark, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 2776

this story is about "Derpy's Finest Hour" but instead of murder rape and other hellish things. It has a strange twist that will keep you reading even if you don't want to.

This story is based off of a story by headless_rainbow called "Derpy's Finest Hour".
I am a lazy fuck so I made the beigging and and another part directly from the actual story.
Yes I copied and pasted that shit deal with it. Anyway if your a fan of derpy and not a fan of the actual story this is based off then read this then read the actual story again.

This story might be a one chapter if you guys like it enough then I might make more. Also I did not give anyone this to check for spelling. Also Derpy dies in this story as well but something awesome happens. hence the fucking picture.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-16 03:30:03 UTC

The beginning of a terrible friendship.

Derpy felt herself shoved into the stockade, pain shooting through her neck as she was pushed downward, then both front hooves brought to rest on the splintery structure as well. The stockade was clasped down, holding her tightly by neck and wrists, and locked tightly into place. She tugged immediately but to no avail, tears of confusion starting to stream down her face.

“But I didn’t mean to! I just don’t know what went wrong!” she called out, only to be met with jeers from a few nearby ponies that were spectating. A hoof coming down across her face made her yelp in pain, and she made herself be as silent as she could, though still sobbing as her head hung low.

“Oh shut up, haven’t you caused enough trouble? Not to mention expense!” the hoof had come from the Mayor. She wasn’t a particularly strong pony, but the emotional hurt was worse than the physical pain at this point.

The Mayor then turned her head, looking at the six ponies at the front of the small group of spectators. Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie were all lined up there, watching the events. None of them seemed too cross with what was happening. In fact, they seemed rather okay with it. Pinkie Pie was hopping up and down, Rainbow Dash had her wings up as if it was riling her up to see, and the others were at least looking on approvingly, even if Fluttershy in particular seemed reserved, trying to pretend not to stare.

The Mayor nodded at them, then spoke to the crowd in general, “Citizens of Ponyville! After this last disaster that Derpy has caused, it has been decided that we cannot go on allowing her ignorance and unwillingness to think ruin our city. She has caused injury to citizens, repeatedly destroyed city property, and disrupted town activities at every turn.  As the hospital has refused to admit her due to her destructive nature, we have only one choice, she will be executed.”

She paused for a moment, “Does anypony here disagree with the sentence?”

Those that hadn’t been paying too much attention from the crowd perked up at the word ‘execution’. There hadn’t been an execution in Ponyville in all its days. No one spoke up in Derpy’s defense however, knowing that everything the Mayor said was true. In fact, many looked on with much greater interest, many smiling. Murmurs of agreement were heard in the crowd, “It’s about time.” “Good riddance.” “They’re finally gonna to kill that stupid fuck?” “Awesome!”

“Not even you?” the Mayor’s eyes went to Dinky, the little unicorn in the front as well.

Dinky shook her head, then looked at Derpy with hate in her eyes. She had had enough of her mother embarrassing her. Derpy’s jaw went slack, staring at her daughter as she was disowned, and her sobbing increased in volume as she couldn’t hold it back any longer.

“Oh it’s fine Mayor,” Fluttershy spoke up, “I’ll take care of Dinky after.”

“Um actually Mayor…” Rarity spoke up, seeming unsure, “There is… something.”

“You have an issue with the ruling?” the Mayor asked, curiously, raising an eyebrow as if the idea baffled her.

“Oh goodness no,” Rarity chuckled, “I was just wondering… how is she going to die? It would be a shame if she got off easy.”

“Yeah,” Applejack concurred, “Much damage as she’s caused? Ah wanna see some right sufferin’”

“That’s actually a good point,” nodded Twilight Sparkle.

“No kidding!” Rainbow Dash nodded, “You got us all riled up out here, the last thing we want is to be let down with a quick death!”

“Very well,” the Mayor nodded, “You’re her superior on the weather team are you not? Then I dub you official executioner for the ceremony. Have fun.” She gave a bit of a wink, then walked off the platform.

“Oh hell yeah!” Rainbow Dash was ecstatic, flying up onto the stage and landing next to Derpy with a wide grin, “Come on up guys, don’t wanna leave my best friends out of it!”

ELSEWERE

The universe ripped open in the out skirts of Ponyville and a lone human man jumped out of the rip and landed on his feet. He was an average man wearing a black suit with a red tie and a black fedora with a silver feather coming out the top. He was

“AAANNNDDD it’s done.”

“Where the hell the am I now?” I said looking around only seeing colorful homes and forest.

“Well I like forests, but I would like to know where I am so town it is.” I said wearing a grin.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“What was that?” I said to myself out loud

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Well either someone is getting amazing sex or there being tortured."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“I pick the second one.” I said to myself trying to pick out a song for my grand entrance while ignoring the screams

Hours later

Soon the beating was back in full force, or the stabbing at this point rather. Dinky gouged out her mother’s eyes as the three others took to stabbing into her sides, blood pouring out through the wounds and covering the fillies in a mess of gore. Derpy let out a last wail, somehow managing to get air out of her lunge one last time, then went silent.

Celestia’s horn glowed, doing her part as well. Derpy felt a sudden emptiness just as she was feeling the embrace of death, then somehow was forced to cling onto life more. Celestia absorbed the energy of her soul, draining her life force until it was too weak to even leave her body.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!”

Every eye was went to the direction of the forging noise coming from a tall monkey that was dressed in a suit.

Every eye was unmoving while the monkey in the suit looked at the mall with a look of anger and horror.

“I WILL SAY IT AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!!?!?!?!?!”

“What’s it to you freak!” said a voice among the crowd.

“Well I would like to know why you all…” I pulled out my notebook of knowiness and flipped it open to the page I needed and then immediately closed it with enough force to crush rocks.

I had a look of shock on my face before I spoke again “Wow, you really did all that shit to one mare and to each other? You’re all really fucked up,” pointing my finger at them all.  “And just this once I’m going to be the good guy instead of neutral guy that does not want to be noticed.” I said while I snapped my fingers and the dying pony poofed in front of me bleeding across the ground.

I looked down at her with sadness and smiled. I snapped my fingers again and a golden light surrounded the pony. I waited about a full minute while watching making sure that none of the assholes got any closer. They didn't and kept their distance, and after the full minute I snapped my fingers again and the glow disappeared revealing the pony again but this time fully healed and healthy except she was not moving.

I looked in to her eyes and saw that they were grayish silver. I looked deeper and saw a spell that tore out most of her soul while forcing it to be stuck in a dead body. My anger after seeing this would have started volcanoes in to eruption, but I had to brush that aside to do what I had to do to save her life and let her forget.

“You are all monsters for doing this to one of your own and you Celestia.” I said trying to remain in a neutral tone but not holding back the venom when I said her name.

Celestia became nervous when I called her out and started to shiver. Making me smile on the inside because the next thing I would say would crush her.

“What would your parents think Tia?

At this she visible shook with a look of horror and looked at the ground with a look of regret and hatred while all the other ponies stood there in shock.

I looked back at the pony beneath my feet and used a spell I only used once before and even then it did not turn out well for me or him. I gray glow formed around the pony creating a fuzzy look around her as though you could see here but not directly look at her. I snapped my fingers again the glow faded revealing a tiny gray filly Pegasus.

Everyone looked astonished that I did this and were mostly slack jawed and could not say a word.

“Perfect” I thought to myself

I picked up the filly and looked in to her golden eyes that were filled with life and innocence once more. I laughed a good hearty laugh looking at her with a smile as her eyes slowly became derped.

I then looked at the notebook again and proceed to open it to the page I wanted to see. My eyes shot open and I closed it at break necks speeds that would have broken steel if it was close enough. I looked around trying to find a certain pink hair Pegasus pony. I found her hiding behind a cyan hair pony and I put the gray pony on my head. I then proceed to lift my right hand up pointing it at her like Darth Vader and say one word.

“Come,”

Not much of a word but if you use magnets and force her neck to your hand then it holds a lot of meaning in to it. She flew at supersonic speeds to stop in my hand with a loud smack, causing her to cough up a slight amount of blood. Once she was there I asked her a really simple question.

“You would have killed a filly because your so called princess said so?”

She looked at me with clear terror and horror as she tried to come up with an answer.

“yes”

“What was that?” I said moving my ear closer.

“Yes”

“What?” I said moving closer

“YES I WOULD HAVE KILLED HER!” she screamed causing a shriek to happen from a little filly which I assumed the gray pony’s daughter.

I looked over and sure as I was there was a little filly with trembling legs and snot nosed face saying.

“But you were supposed to be my new mommy.”

It broke my heart in to pieces; they promised this little girl if she helped kill her mother they would give her a new mother, only to kill her because of who she was born from. I looked back at the pony in my hand and she was doing her best to hide in her mane.

“I won’t kill you.” I said and she visible relaxed .

“But I will show you what would have happen to you if you did kill her.” I said as I threw her to the ground and created a flat screen 70-50 TV to appear above me and I showed them what would have happened to the pink hair pony.

“AAHHH HELP ME!” was the first words out of TV.

The images became less fuzzy and proceed to grow more focused with each sentence and let me tell you they were not pleasant sentences.

“NO! PLEASE NO! NOT THERE DON’T CUT THEM OFF PLEASE NO! I’M SORRY I’M SORRY!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

*SHINK*

“AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY WINGS! MY WINGS! GIVE THEM BACK GIVE MY LEGS BACK! GIVE MY WINGS BACK!”

“NO DON’T TOUCH ANGEL PLEASE NO PLEASE!!!"

*SHINK*

“NNNOOOOO ANGEL!! ANGEL!!! AANNNNGGGEELL!!!!!!!!”

I quickly turned it off making sure to not let them see the complete picture not wanting any to pass out yet.

The pink haired pony was wide eyed and shaking she looked at me and I spit out two words

“You Sick bitch”

She immediately past out.

I looked over at the small pony and got down on one knee and moved my arm in front of me.

“You can come with me and live or stay here and be brutally murdered and raped like your mother.” I simply stated with a blank expression.

Needless to say she ran straight to me in a heartbeat jumping in to my arms shaking with her eyes closed.

I looked over the town ponies once again and settled my eyes once again on Celestia. She was looking at me with untold anger and her horn started to glow.

I snapped my fingers and created a black ring around her horn and the glow stop. She looked as though someone cut one of her limbs off with the expression she gave me.

“Relax it wears off in a hour.” I said with a smug tone

“Now then. I am going to leave and bring them with me and if you have a problem with that then bring it up to me and if  not then fuck off.” I snapped my finger and a Harley with a side care appeared behind me.

I placed the two fillies in to the side car and looked back at the town.

They all stood there with their jaws to the ground unmoving until a certain group spoke up.

“You really think we’ll let you leave after hurting are friend?” stated a cyan blue Pegasus who was slowly flying closer to me

“And for using a binding ring on the Princess.” Said a white fur purple hair pony that was also getting closer to me, but by walking and her horn started to glow

“Along with taking the retard and her kid?” Said a purple unicorn that was also lighting her horn.

An orange one was also creeping up with a rope in her mouth.

I did the first thing that came to my head with all the anger I was storing up due to them. I pulled my magnum and proceed to shoot at the group. I shot the blue Pegasus in the right wing causing it to be blown off, and creating a sickening scream from her. They were all distracted by the friends sudden bloody fall that they did not notice me aiming at the orange one and shooting her in both her front legs, and due to the power of this magnum she be losing two legs for the rest of her life unless she died from blood loss. I thought of that with a smile while re-aimed at the purple pony.

She was to stunned see both her friends down and bleeding everywhere to see me aim at her and firing one shot at her horn. Once the bullet connected with the horn there was a flash and small explosion happened above her head. Once the light died down I could see her on the ground with a burning bald head and an almost completely destroyed horn, which was bleeding at an alarming rate. I aimed at the white unicorn and saw to my distaste she had passed out.

“Well that seems to be all of them.” I stated before a very large kitchen knife drove in to my skull.

“Take that meanie mik meanie face” said a very pink pony while it was jumping around.

Of course once it saw that I was not dead it stopped dancing and looked at me with a look of fear before her hair deflated and also passing out. I pulled out the knife ever so slowly to give everyone a great look and dropped it on the ground with a clatter.

“Anyone else?!” I said loud enough to be heard by everyone in the vicinity. Not a single one moved to help the ones that were on the ground and not a single one moved from there spot fearing I might think it’s a challenge. I then looked over at Celestia who had a look of complete horror and hatred that if looks could kill she would have destroyed several planets and still have enough to obliterate me, but even with the looked she did not move as well.

“Good.”

I got on the bike and started the engine roaring it a full times to warm it up. I looked back at the town and saw to my delight that most of them had fled and the ones still there were too petrified to move. I flipped them the bird and drove off into the sunset.

To be continued?