NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT THE SANDWICH!!!!!!

by DashieReviews

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 690

Derpy had made her lunch one day, Twilight asked if she could try her sandwich... Wrong move Soldier!!

One thing Twilight had to do, just one thing. *sigh* Just don't eat the…
FREAKIN SANDWICH!!!!! Man… She doesn't listen

Here's how the story goes,

Twilight visits Derpy.
Derpy is making a sandwich for lunch.
Twilight eats sandwich…
Twilight doesn't like sandwich…
Then…

WEIRD THANGZ ARE HAPPENINZ IN DAT FREAKIN MIND OF HERZ!!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-16 09:25:57 UTC

But... It was for Derpy.... Not you..............YOU DONT EVEN FREAKIN LISTEN YOU STUPID THANG!!

Normal day in Ponyville. And a normal day for the ponies in Ponyville. And a normal day for the ponies, ponies of Ponyville? Anyway, let's just say it was a normal day... For now....................

Twilight was in her library as usual, reading books and being an EGGHEAD. She decided to go and visit Derpy Hooves and see how she was doing. She still had the diary that Twilight had given her many weeks before, well there is a lot, a lot, a lot of dem pages to fill.

So Twilight got off her butt and went out. She also left Spike in charge... IN CHARGE OF COMPLETELY RE-SHELVING THE WHOLE  FREAKIN LIBRARY AND CATEGORIZING IT FROM A-Z!!! MAN........HE HAS A HARD LIFE.........

Spike was still asleep, so Twilight guessed that he didn't mind.

Twilight set off through Ponyville to Derpy's house.

At Derpy's door

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Derpy answered the door, it was Twilight.(Duh!?) She came trotting in and sat down to talk to Derpy. She was making a sandwich. Twilight asked if she could try some, it looked quite unusual but she wanted to try it.

Derpy hesitated.

But she nodded gently and passed Twilight the plate with a piece cut up for her.

Twilight ate the piece of sandwich....

And another....

And another...

And another...

Until the entire thing was gone.

Derpy was looking at Twilight and then looked at the plate.

She was going to say to Twilight that she shouldn't eat it all, side effects could occur...

The purple mare was too quick for a DERP like her, she just scoffed it.

Twilight gave the plate back to Derpy and sat down on the seat beside the fire place.

Derpy sank down underneath the coffee table, looking quite nervous.

Twilight asked her if she was alright and if something was up with her.

Derpy didn't speak, but she got a piece of paper and then drew a picture.

It was a simple game of Pictionary for Twilight.

Twilight closely studied the drawing and guessed in her mind.

Hmmmm.

Sandwich, Mouth, Circle with swirly things.

Hmmmm

Twilight jumped of the seat with delight and she knew that she had the answer.

"Ummm, Sandwich in mouth, makes you go crazy?" She said, pointing at the drawings as she spoke.

Derpy nodded.

She then took the paper and drew another picture.

Ahhh, another game of Pictionary with Twilight. Fun and games!

Hmmmm

Sandwich, Stop, Mouth.

What could that mean?

Twilight knew the answer, she didn't know if it was right though.

"Hmm, let's see... Sandwich, do not eat?" She said looking at the picture with a puzzled look and her face.

Derpy nodded. She then put the paper down...

Derpy turned back around to Twilight, she was on the floor...

"Twilight, are you dead?" Derpy asked

Later that day

Twilight woke up, she had no idea what had happened and she had no idea what was in that sandwich.

Derpy was upstairs. Twilight decided to not bother her.

She got to her feet and walked out, heading back to the library.

When she got home Spike was lying on the old wooden floor, out of breath from re-shelving.

He had only gotten half way through the A section. (That's about 500 books and Twilight was only away for about two hours

Twilight went up to her bed and lay down for a while, she was feeling quite dizzy after she'd woken up.

Spike came up to check on Twilight and she was asleep. She must have dozed of quite quickly.

He went back down stairs to finish of re-shelving the library from A and-a-half- Z.

Hmm, let's see...

Arts of teleporting, it's an A-to-the-right

Bananas and smoothie making, B-to-the-front

And....

Let's see, Hmm

Culture and history of Equestria, that would be at the C section, to the far right.

Four hours later

Twilight had emerged from her bedroom and slowly walked down stairs.

Spike looked at Twilight, she didn't look too good.

Twilight was slowly walking down the stairs of the Library.