Chapter 3 – I’m Housin’

Iron Will coolin on the scene like a horse on the stable.
A nigga got ill and tried to snatch a fat cable
Iron Will stepped back, like it wasn't no thing
Iron Will Punched him in the jaw with the fat gold ring
Iron Will in the hole when it came to that
Yo Gee you was packin? You know was strapped
Posse kept rollin it was hard to get with 'em
So I stepped back, and unbuttoned my Lee denim
They kept coming, just like I figured
So I stepped back, and started sprayin niggaz
What a way to go out, out like a sucker
But I'm on track, like a Long Island train
that can head up your mission, suckers who be dissing
Always on my jock like a snake always hissing
Grabbing and tapping me like Luther Vandross
Take me to the bar for the drink and make a toast
Givin best wishes to the best MC
And when the spot is blown and yo you know it's me
Because I'm housin’

Iron Will looked up from his freshly obtained sex fuck corpse. Army soldiers started to get out of their tanks and took up position behind upturned cars, aiming their rifles at Iron Will. Two fuck off helicopters were circling above Iron Will’s head, shining their mother fucking torches down on Iron Will. Iron Will was in the fucking spotlight bitches.

Then Iron Will saw her – the fucking leader. Rainbow Pony. Fucking Rainbow fuck Pony. Iron Will started to seethe with rage – Iron Will hates fucking Rainbow Pony.

“Put your hands up, bull, and walk towards us,” said Rainbow Pony. “You’ve got nowhere to run.”

“GIVE ME A COMMAND,” Iron Will said under his breath, “AND YOU DIE BY MY HAND!”

At that moment, Iron Will produced a petrol powered machine gun like fucking Rambo and proceeded to unleash hell on the soldiers, spraying them with a tremendous torrent of bullets. The fucking thrill of battle, the thrill of the violence, the gore as bullets shredded people’s guts and insides. IRON WILL GOT SO FUCKING HORNY HIS DICK WENT BIG.

Fuckin pussy ass soldiers was dipping and diving out the way of IRON WILL’s FUCKING PENIS bullets, shooting from his gun, destroying all in they path. FUCK NIGGAS IN THE SHIT, Iron WILL is HOUSIN. IRON WILL FUCKING UNLOADED PAIN ON EVERY FUCKING SOLDIER IN THE CITY.

“AAAARRGGHHHHHHH!” IRON WILL CAME FROM HIS TREMENDOUSLY LARGE COCK, LAUNCHING NUCLEAR CUM ALL OVER THE SOLDIERS.

THEY DIED

Iron Will walked over and punched the tank. Rainbow Pony was still alive.

IRON WILL PINNED DOWN THAT FUCKING STUPID FUCKING BLUE FUCKING CUNT ASS FUCKING RAINBOW PONY.

“I WILL MAKE YOU FUCKING PAY YOU FUCKING CUNT!” Iron Will shouted, “YOU FUCKING CUNT! YOU FUCKING BLIGHTER!”

Rainbow Pony had a bullet in her leg. She was going nowhere son. Ain’t you a fucking pussy ass nigga. IRON WILL lifted up the truck and threw it against a building, toppling the entire fucking building. Rainbow Pony tried to crawl to safety, but Iron Will was on her with the chainsaw.

“CUT IN LINE, I TAKE WHAT’S MINE BITCH!” Iron Will said as he opened the helpless Rainbow Pony’s legs and drove his chainsaw into her hairy fucking slit. The sweaty fucking cunt sucked the blade straight in and Iron Will’s chainsaw dick started to cut her open from the inside.

“AAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH!” Rainbow Pony screamed as blood and shit poured out of her ass and mouth when Iron Will fucked her with his chainsaw.

“IF YOU SHOUT I HOLLOW YOU OUT!” Iron Will screamed at the top of his lungs. Iron Will pulled out his chainsaw. Rainbow Pony’s cunt and asshole had become one. Iron Will inserted his MASSIVE FUCKING THIRTY FOUR FOOT PENIS into Rainbow Pony’s asscunt and fucked her as hard as he could.

“RAINBOW PONY YOU FEEL MY COCK?” Iron Will asked. “YOU FUCKING NEED COCK IN YOUR CUNT ASS BITCH NIGGA FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT OF FUCK!”

Iron Will screamed his orgasm through Rainbow Pony’s body. Cum blew apart her head, her arms, her stomach and her internal organs all vaporised from the sheer explosive, earthshattering force of Iron Will’s huge penis cum power. IRON WILL emptied the rest of his giant ballsack all over the remains of Rainbow Pony. Then he spat on her corpse.

“IRON WILL IS THE FUCKING KING OF THIS WORLD!”

Then Princess Celestia descended from the heavens and stopped behind Iron Will. She ducked out of the way when Iron Will turned around and his huge penis nearly hit her.

“You have failed me, Iron Will,” said Celestia, disappointedly, “I thought I could trust you to take out those gang members, but instead you wipe out the entire royal army and turn Rainbow Dash into a puddle of glue.”

“IRON WILL IS HOUSIN’!” yelled Iron Will. “AIN’T NOBODY GONNA STOP IRON WILL YOU FUCKING PONY WHORE!”

Celestia sighed, “shame. I honestly thought we could work something out. Oh well. Goodbye Iron Will.”

Celestia rose up from where she stood and channelled all of her power into her horn. It glowed with a billion fucking colours and then, she shot a beam towards Iron Will.

Iron Will braced himself for impact, and his huge dick took the brunt of the beam. As Celestia’s energy was channelled into Iron Will’s huge cock, Iron Will began to get even more sexually excited. His cock grew even bigger and then it exploded again, shooting a beam of cum towards Celestia.
Celestia’s gay fucking horn bream and Iron Will’s awesome cum beam were locked together in mid-air, having collectively formed a gigantic energy ball in the middle of the two beams.

“NGGGGGGGNNNGGGGG HHHH AARRRGHHH!!!” Iron Will screamed and pumped all of his power into his cum blast.

“Oh no!” screamed Celestia “I can’t hold him!”

And with a final burst of power, IRON WILL’s cum beam blasted apart Celestia’s energy ball and tore through the alicorn’s body, reducing her to atomic level.

Iron Will looked around. He scratched his big bull nuts. “Holy fuck, Iron will really IS king of the World.”

Iron will is now officially housin’.

Author's Note

Next story:

Iron Will's Foalcon Necrophilia Sex Rampage 3: Iron Will Opens up his own School and Anally Sodomises all the Foals with a Three Foot long, Barbed-wire Coated Dildo and then Fucks their Corpses in their Ruined Assholes.