Princess Celestia's Human Fetish

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Sex, Random, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Romance
Length: 1167

Princess Celestia indulges herself to some hot Human porn after a hard day's work.

Princess Celestia indulges herself to some hot Human porn after a hard day's work.

Warning: Princess Celestia fantasying about having sex with Humans and general silliness.

Should not be taken seriously.

Note: Once again, was written mostly on my phone, when I was on my break at work.

Published 2014-04-16 20:00:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-16 20:00:03 UTC

Sexy Human Porn

At long last the day was over, finally Princess Celestia could masturbate in peace to her sexy Human porn collection and read romantic Human and Pony action stories.

There was a skip in her step, as she trotted toward her bedroom along the white marble floor of her castle. Some of the newer Royal Guard recruits she trotted past had gulped nervously, as they tried to stop themselves from getting an erection, when they saw the sheer beauty that was her big Pony butt.

Fortunately, Celestia was a sweet heart and would not yell at a Guard for getting an erection in her presence.

In fact, if she's feeling lonely she might just invite the lucky stallion to her bedroom and allow the
stallion to have sex with her. If he agreed to role play as a Human.

The Pony Princess herself was an absolutely stunning looking female Alicorn, she had smooth white silky soft fur, beautiful large purple eyes, gorgeous large wings and a massive bootylicious big butt. Her huge butt was so big and beautiful beyond description, that her butt would make jealous even the sexy, cum insideable butt of Rainbow Dash. Dashie's booty, if it was sapient midned would be so jealous of just how sexy Celestia's butt is. For no butt was more cum insideable than Princess Celestia's butt.

When she neared her bedroom, her marehood had already begun to drip in anticipation. Soon she will be able to truly escape from her duties and repetitive royal tasks. She will go into a world of imagination, where nothing is impossible and is filled with Human porn, a world known as the Internet.

Her bedroom was themed with Humans being awesome, even the carpet was themed with Space Marines looking badass. There were toys of Humans and posters of famous manly men on the walls of her room. Like; Master Chief, Gordon Freeman, The God Emperor of Mankind, Commander Shepard, Nicolas Cage and Minsc. And lots of Human penis shaped dildos, Human porn magazines and Human porn DVDs, that were all locked away in a drawer.

Her bed was themed with Space Marine looking badass.

Near her bed on the right was a black office chair, which was in front of a wooden desk, where her computer was. There was wet stains on the floor below her desk, that gave evidence she may of had many a night of passion masturbating to her Human porn on her computer. In addition to the several half assed attempts to clean the faint cum stains off her keyboard.

Suddenly, Celestia stormed into her room, slammed the door behind her, she flashed her horn to cast a spell to make the room sound proof, quickly trotted to her desk and sat her massive butt down on the office chair.

"Finally!" she shouted in excitement.

She turned on her computer with her left hoof, while her right hoof had already began rubbing her pussy. Once the computer was loaded into her desktop, she opened Hoofgle Chromare, followed by looking through all her Human porn bookmarks.

She started with a simple Human and Pony role play action. Thus she opened one of her favorites videos, where a stallion dressed as Commander Shepard in black N7 power armor, whom was fucking Celestia herself up the butthole with his massive mighty terrifying penis.

"I'm Commander Shepard, and Princess Celestia has the best ass in the multiverse!" shouted the stallion, whom did a good impression of Shepard's voice.

"Oh, Shepard." she said sexfully in the video.

The Celestia watching the video had a look of pure bliss on her face as her tongue lazily hanged out of her mouth. Fluids dripped out from her vagina onto the seat and the floor below, while she rubbed her marehood.

"Oh, Shepard!" she screamed.

Sparks blasted out from her horn as she moaned aloud. Celestia clicked the mouse to open another video, which was an animated version of the last, where there was no stallion role playing as Commander Shepard, for Commander Shepard himself was in the video fucking Celestia up the butthole.

"Oh, Shepard. If only you were real!" she suddenly became depressed, tears fell down her face. "Humans... they aren't real."

She wailed in grief and jumped onto her bed to cry into her pillow.

"I'll never experience a Human cumming inside me! I'll never even experience turning a fat neck beard Human into a respectable man. I'll never have Human hands to please me. Nor will I ever be able to give joy and reassurance to a sweet and kind nervous Human with a small penis by making his penis bigger with magic!"

Rivers of tears ran down her face as she slammed the pillow in anger.

"Why?! Why can't Humans be real?!" shes shouted. "And if they are real, why won't a handsome Human male teleport into my universe? I'll start with just nice hugs and slowly get him to fall in love with me. Can't I at least even get to hug a Human?!"

She buried her head into her pillow and made a muffled scream in anguish.

"I'm so lonely!.... I'm.... going... " her voice was now hollow and broken" to... to.... " she sniffled with fresh tears falling down her face " to … eat... a ….whole … bucket... of.... of ice cream!"

She walked out the door rambling about eating a ice cream and not ever knowing the love of a Human.

Celestia made her way to the royal kitchen, growling and glaring angrily at any concerned Royal Guard that dared approach the distraught mare.

Once inside the kitchen, she opened a freezer and took out a huge plastic bucket of chocolate ice cream, followed by opening a press, and then levitating a big silver spoon toward her.

"Why no Humans in Equestria here?!" she cried aloud.

She lay down on the floor, then began dipping her spoon into the ice cream to eat it as she wailed in grief.

"Mmm, this is good ice cream! But not as good as Human sperm to drink from my husbando Human!"

The ice cream did little to cheer the Pony Princess up. All she wanted was a nice sexy Human to fall into her hooves right now. She fantasized the Human being scared, followed by herself giving the Human a gentle hug and telling him not to be scared.

Befriending him, inviting him to a royal dinner. He falls in love with her, they get intimate with him for the first time with a soft kiss. Guiding him with gentle kindness the nervous Human into his first time having sex with her. Asking if he would be willing to allow her to make him immortal like her using her magic, so they can be together forever. Marriage, having babies with him through magic. Raising a family.

She wailed in grief again, knowing that will never happen. She will never have a Human lover. Ever.

The End