Ponyville's Worst Nightmare

by timjm

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Slice of Life, Sad, Dark, Comedy, Romance
Length: 771

When 5 of the mane 6 are insane and escape they will WREAK HAVOC

When 5 of the mane 6 are insane they most track down 2 of the missing friends, Applejack and Spike, to reunite the crew and cause havoc.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-30 23:36:05 UTC

Chapter 1: They Escaped

Ponyville’s Worst Nightmare   By: Skylight1208

Chapter 1: They Escaped

It was midnight and every pony was asleep except for of course the ponies called Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie who were in the asylum of Ponyville for crimes against Ponykind. Rainbow Dash was in for trying to kill herself, Rarity and Twilight were in for utter sexual tortures to children, Pinkie Pie was in for sear horrifying murders with special gadgets she made, and Fluttershy was in for complete horrors of degutting forest animals and using them as decorative art crafts. Too bad for Ponyville tonight was the night they escape. “Alright every pony to for dinner!” a guard told every pony. “Here you go Twilight.” “There you go Fluttershy” “Here you go” the guard was interrupt by sheer terror of what he saw. There in front of him was Pinkie Pie (Pinkamina Diana Pie) unstrapped from her straight jacket and standing up with scattered remains all over the cushioned room of the guards that tried to stop her.

“O GOD, O GOD!” shouted the guard petrified of what was going on.  “STAY AWAY FROM ME!” the guard screamed. “O what’s the matter, you act as if you’ve never seen a psycho before?!” Pinkamina asked in a loud tone. The guard tried to pull out a teaser to use it on her but he wasn’t fast enough. Pinkamina quickly swopped around him and broke his neck as fast as she could. “I’m hungry. I know how about a snack.” Once she said that she bit into the neck of the dead guard. “Mm I love the taste of fresh meat.” Pinkamina thought.

“Now to let all of my friends out.” Pinkamina thought to herself. With that said she took the keys off the guard’s pants. “I’m coming girls!” Pinkamina exclaimed. She quickly trotted down the hallway as fast as she could to open the doors to let her friends out. “Come on out Twilight we’re busting out of here!” Pinkamina said to Twilight. “LET’S GO WREAK SOME HAVOC!” Twilight said in a high volume. “SHH, you have to keep quiet.” Pinkamina said to Twilight. “Come on shy.” Pinkamina said to Fluttershy while opening the door to her cell. “They’re going to love me.” Fluttershy said. “Yeah yeah, we’ve heard it before. Come on!” Pinkamina said to Fluttershy. “I’m not Fluttershy anymore. Call me Flutterkill.” Flutterkill said to both of the girls. “Ok!” “Hey girls, we still got to get Rarity and RD out ok?!” said Pinkamina. “Yea sure.” The other two girls said. With that said Pinkamina trotted to RD’s cell. “Come Dashie.” Pinkamina said to RD. “Leave me alone. I never want to see you again.” RD said. “Ah come on Dashie I’m sorry you found that book of mine. I never was going to actually do that to you I was just going through a psycho phase you known.” Pinkamina explained to Rainbow. “Really, you really mean it?” Dashie said while about to cry. “Of course, I could never harm one tiny hair on your cute head.” With that said Dashie started to cry. Once she did Pinkamina opened up her cell. “I’m so sorry Dashie I should’ve never left that book out.” said Pinkamina while going to give Dashie a hug. But before she could get close enough Dashie turn around and gave her a hug while knocking her over in the process. “I missed you so much. Let’s never fight over something that stupid again.” Dashie muttered while crying. “I know something that will cheer you up.” She said and gave Dash a really long kiss. It was about 2 minutes long. “Alright let’s do this!” Dash exclaimed.

“Alright, now we just need to get Rare out.” Pinkamina said. “Follow me girls.” The girls trotted over to Rare’s cell and Pinkie opened it. To their surprise she was gone. But then Pinkie remembered that she got out for good behavior. “O yeah she got out I guess we’ll meet her on the outside.” Pinkamina said to the girls. Soon they headed for the exit, but then they saw two guards in front of the exit. Pinkamina had an idea. “Hey girls listen to this. Twilight will teleport me and Dashie behind both of the guards so we can break their necks. Then once we do she’ll use a disappearance spell.” Soon they put that plan to work and it worked. Pinkamina opened the door. “FREEDOM!” they all shouted. “Come on girls we’re out.” Pinkamina said as she walked through the door. Afterwards they all met up at Twilight’s house.